Author Topic: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?  (Read 67462 times)

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #60 on: May 19, 2012, 01:04:48 AM »
Well... I'm really not a Canon purist, so anything that happens to the Touhou series, it's story or characters is absolutely fine for me.

Excepting one thing: The games getting easier and easier because of the series' fame! When I play a game, I expect nothing less than a challenge that will take me at least a full month to best
But it seems that, in Touhou's case, this already happened. God, Ten Desires is a cakewalk: the very first run I gave when the full version came out was an 1cc clear, and took me just around 40 tries until I beat Mamizou. If Touhou 14 is easier than TD, then I'll be forced to abandon the canon series and play only Danmakufu scripts...

40 is a low number of attempts on an Extra clear?
Because I'm sitting at 15 times and the last was a clear D:

Granted, Koishi took like, 60, and Nue took over 90 tries, but still.
Actually, hell. Flandre and Mokou each are over 120 attempts and they're the only Extras I've not beaten.


That's another thing I don't want happening!
Me being unable to clear what people call the easiest EX bosses! :V


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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #61 on: May 19, 2012, 06:38:25 AM »
Er, no, they're not the easiest. But Flandre sure is the most fun. :V

If a TD easy mode Touhou 14 happens I might just blow up.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #62 on: May 21, 2012, 01:29:15 PM »
Something else occured that I'd hate to see.

Direct Sequel, going the way of Pokemon.

Touhou Shinreibyou ~ Ten Desires 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #63 on: May 21, 2012, 01:35:00 PM »
Something else occured that I'd hate to see.

Direct Sequel, going the way of Pokemon.

Touhou Shinreibyou ~ Ten Desires 2: Electric Boogaloo


It's funny, I opened up a topic a while ago that talked about this.


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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #64 on: May 22, 2012, 03:30:13 AM »
Touhou: The live-action movie.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #65 on: May 22, 2012, 06:57:01 AM »
Touhou: The live-action movie.

Seriously? I'd watch the hell out of that.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #66 on: May 22, 2012, 06:57:49 AM »
Hell no. Have you seen child actors? I've never seen a good one.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #67 on: May 22, 2012, 07:16:29 AM »
Who says they'd have to be child actors? There could be so much potential there - it could be action, or comedy, or a psychological thriller, or whatever else.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #68 on: May 22, 2012, 07:24:05 AM »
Logic dictates it.  :V

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #69 on: May 22, 2012, 07:27:50 AM »
The acting ability of Reimu's armpits is irrelevant.

I'd watch it.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #70 on: May 22, 2012, 07:28:13 AM »
Excepting one thing: The games getting easier and easier
Are you sure you should be using plural there?

Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #71 on: May 22, 2012, 07:34:59 AM »
The acting ability of Reimu's armpits is irrelevant.

I'd watch it.

Not if she's over 30 years old though. So here's the idea, have the child actors, then make some japanese ladies do some voice-overs. That'll work.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #72 on: May 22, 2012, 07:36:05 AM »
Touhou: The live-action movie.

If it was directed by ZUN I would watch it out of curiosity, but the outcomes are never guaranteed... (and they say curiosity can kill a cat)

Edit: Dunno if that would work... child actors speaking in lady-like voices.
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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #73 on: May 22, 2012, 08:48:14 AM »
I have the sneaking suspicion that one thing I never want to happen could just happen, No new Touhou game in 2012!
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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #75 on: May 22, 2012, 10:50:41 AM »
Your links are broken.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #76 on: May 22, 2012, 12:38:08 PM »
Ominous narrator: In a world not so different from our own ...

(Camera pans over misty mountain tops.)

Ominous narrator: Where fantasy - and reality - live side-by-side ...

(River flowing through a forest, brief glimpse of Nitori running over the water.)

Ominous narrator: Something is about to happen ... that could change the fate of the world as we know it.

(Whoosh! Reimu is at her shrine, practicing some martial arts moves. Matrix-style 360? stillshot a must here.)

Ominous narrator: This summer ... there's going to be ...

(Marisa struts up to the shrine, smirking)

Ominous narrator: ... an unprecedented serious affair.

Marisa: Are you ready to rock?

(O Fortuna begins to play.)

Ominous narrator: Megan Fox.

(Reimu gripping Cirno by the collar, slapping her): Just tell me where the money is!

Cirno (sobbing): I already spent it!

Ominous narrator: Heather Graham.

(Marisa has Chen in a chokehold): What's new, pussycat?

Ominous narrator: Kirsten Dunst.

(Alice, running in slow motion towards the camera, then an explosion erupts behind her.)

Ominous narrator: and Scarlet Johansson.

(Yukari smirking, in a martial arts pose, facing down Reimu): Come get some, bitch.

(Yukari and Reimu charge at each other, screen blacks out before they impact)

Ominous narrator: Michael Bay presents ...

GENSOKYO: BATTLE FOR THE INFINITY OF AGES

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #77 on: May 22, 2012, 01:13:39 PM »
If it's Michael Bay, I'd watch it no matter what.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #78 on: May 22, 2012, 01:24:16 PM »
Oh dear, Michael Bay Touhou live-action film? Do not want! D:

How do they graze when it runs at 23.976 24 FPS and when every other thing ends up exploding ridiculously?
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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #79 on: May 22, 2012, 01:26:53 PM »
How do they graze when it runs at 23.976 24 FPS and when every other thing ends up exploding ridiculously?

I imagine they'd do that trick where they speed up the recording framerate as bullets are passing by, so when played back, they appear to suddenly slow down.

That, or CGI. That's like, the default answer to anything Michael Bay wants to do.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #80 on: May 22, 2012, 01:50:44 PM »
Ominous narrator: Michael Bay presents ...

GENSOKYO: BATTLE FOR THE INFINITY OF AGES

At least the visuals will be over the top. I just hope he'll have some variety with the effects and not have them be different-colored explosions.
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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #81 on: May 22, 2012, 04:09:42 PM »
That's kind of limiting. You'd have to resort to SA and MoF in order to get that many bombs.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #82 on: May 22, 2012, 04:24:09 PM »
<Insert Tengukami's awesome Touhou trailer here>

Magnificent. There should be something like MoTK gatherings in all major cities just to watch the movie :3
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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #83 on: May 22, 2012, 04:42:21 PM »
That's kind of limiting. You'd have to resort to SA and MoF in order to get that many bombs.

I do not see the problem.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #84 on: May 22, 2012, 09:07:58 PM »
Ominous narrator: Michael Bay presents ...

GENSOKYO: BATTLE FOR THE INFINITY OF AGES
Does it turn out all the youkai are actually aliens?
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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #85 on: May 22, 2012, 11:39:29 PM »
Touhou: The live-action movie.
Hell no. Have you seen child actors? I've never seen a good one.
I'd go either the Beowulf or Tintin CGI animation style myself.  Portraying the spell cards just right might keep the current 3D fad alive just a little longer.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #86 on: May 22, 2012, 11:50:28 PM »
Does it turn out all the youkai are actually aliens?
I'm not even a fan of the Turtles and wanna smack him for that one.  He should not touch franchises he can't respect.

But I'm also not really too much of a movie watcher so I might not be a good judge.  Either way, keep him AWAY from our Touhous.
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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #87 on: May 23, 2012, 02:11:49 PM »
Men appearing in the game's story.I think they would kill the game's mood.

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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #88 on: May 23, 2012, 10:07:46 PM »
Men appearing in the game's story.I think they would kill the game's mood.

On a related note, what would your responses be if you all found out that Rinnosuke would appear in ZUN's next game? Asking out of curiosity lol
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Re: What do you want to never happen in Touhou?
« Reply #89 on: May 24, 2012, 09:44:50 AM »
Mass suicides and boycutting of the game are the two only likely outcomes.

I'd probably be fine with it if the game is good though.
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