Narrarator: David Attenbrough.
(Whispering, from behind a row of bushes near Hakurei Shrine) "Now, it's important that we don't disturb the natural order of things in Gensokyo, but if we're patient, we just might catch a glimpse of the rare and elusive shrine maiden."
(Reimu walks out of the shrine, holding a broom, looking bored. She yawns and stretches.) "Ah, we're in luck! There she is."
(Reimu begins sweeping the leaves in front of the shrine.) "Notice how much care and attention she places on her territory. She'll spend all morning doing this, actually. It's fascinatiing. But what's this?"
(Marisa flies in, dropping in a pile of leaves, laughing.) "Now this is indeed a treat. Here we have an ordinary black magician and a shrine maiden interacting with each other."
(Reimu throws down her broom, annoyed, begins to yell at Marisa for messing up the leaf pile.) "It appears the shrine maiden is angry with the magician for disturbing her territory. As threatening as her gestures may appear, the shrine maiden will actually not harm the magician. It seems to be a part of their special relationship with each other, that although they may quarrel, they maintain this special bond. In fact, some observers-"
(Marisa parts the bushes, poking her head in front of the camera.) "Hey, what's this thing, eh? Lemme see that."
(Grabs the camera, the picture shaking.) "C'mon, lemme have it, ze. What is it? Whatsit do, eh? I said let go- oops!"
(Stumbles, picture clicks off, screen goes snowy.)
