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My cousin's girlfriend is a yandere. She keeps a kitchen knife in her purse and is generally kinda unsettling to be around.
She has nice tits though
My entire family hates her guts.
I don't.
That is until we played Bomberman...She sucks. Hard.
Now I hate her too >:C
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Steal knife from purse.
(This is now a text base adventure)
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Why the hell does she keep a knife in her purse?
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I'm pretty sure it's because of the yan part of yandere.
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What does this thread have to do with love letters?
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'Cause everyone's gonna write one to me, duh! e we
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'Cause everyone's gonna write one to me, duh! e we
Dearest Mode,
If you were a man, I'd make love to you <3
Loev,
Kuma
Like that?
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It's not a knife, it's a letter opener! She's just waiting for that special person (+'s letter) to open up.
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'Cause everyone's gonna write one to me, duh! e we
Dearest Mode,
If you were a man, I'd make love to you <3
Loev,
Kuma
Like that?
Yes.
Moar.
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Dear Mode,
The end.
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Dear Mode,
I'd cleave you SO HARD, if you know what I mean
Justice,
Zengar
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Dear Mode
I'm a farmer
Love Tenshi
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Dear Mode
[ ] Present Flowers and Candy
[ ] Ask out on date
[ ] Have small talk
[ x ] Stick it in
*The person that send you this letter was arrested
on terms of pedophilia.
You are safe from this unsavory predator now.*
Love
I'mma let you finish, but I'mma [censored for the sake of virgin eyes] for you now.
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Dear MOD(E) OF ALL TIME
I don't know you. But I love you. Somehow.
Sincerely,
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Dear Mode,
Pure eyes, blue like a glassy bead---
You are always looking at me
and I am always looking at you.
Ah, you're too meek ---
beautiful, unspoiled:
thus I'm so sad, I suffer---
and so happy, it hurts.
I want to hurt you
and destroy myself
What you would think
if you knew how I felt.
Would you simply smile,
not saying a word?
Even curses from your mouth
would be as beautiful as pearls.
I place my left hand on your
face as though we were to kiss.
Then I suddenly shove my thumb
deep into your eyesocket.
Abruptly, decisively,
like drilling a hole.
And what would it feel like?
Like jelly?
Trembling with ecstasy, I obscenely
mix it around and around: I must
taste the warmth of your blood.
How would you scream?
Would you shriek "It hurts!
It hurts!" as cinnabar-red tears
stream from your crushed eye?
You can't know the maddening
hunger I've felt in the midst of
our kisses, so many of them
I've lost count.
As though drinking in your cries,
I bring my hopes to fruition:
biting your tongue, shredding it,
biting at your lips as if tasting
your lipstick.
Oh, what euphoric heights I would
reach, having my desires fulfilled
like a greedy, gluttonous cur.
I longed, too, for your cherry-tinted
cheeks, tasty enough to bewitch my
tongue.
I would surely be healed,
and would cry like a child.
And how is your tender ear?
It brushes against my cheek;
I want it to creep up to my lips so
I can sink my teeth into its flesh.
Your left ear, always hearing words
whispered sweet as pie ---
I want it to hear my true feelings.
I never lied, no...
but I did have my secrets.
Ah, but what must you think of me?
Do you hate me? Are you afraid?
As though inviting you to the agony
at the play's end; if you wish, you
could destroy me --- I wouldn't care.
As you wish, you may destroy me
--- I wouldn't care.
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Dear Mode.
I like you as much as a person who is not a girl can like you. Let's make happy together.
Love, Erebus.
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Dear Mode,
(http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb260/Jan-san144/Touhou/LoveMeal.jpg)
Love, Jan
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Dear Mode,
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5720/nanoharockyousenseless.jpg)
Sincerely,
Kilga
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Dear Mode,
I'm preparing to leave my house. There are six bullets in
my trusty gun. Their purpose is to put you out of your misery.
I sincerely wish that each and every one of them nails you
squarely between the eyes.
And now I'm off to kill you.
Surprised? I asked Master Harman. Asked him to kill you.
Mode, Harman is right here with me. The maid is with us,
too. We're all going on a little outing. A picnic with
your name on it. This took all my resources. I bet you're
at school now. Which means, you'll face the wrong end of my
pistol in just moments. Wait for me in the principal's office.
This is the code. [55549]
The lock is secured with a double code. You'll need the
second code to open the lock. Even I don't know that code.
It's your job to find it.
Everything is ready. I'm delighted that I can finally meet
you. Harman is laughing with me. Even the maid is laughing.
What the?
What the hell are these guys doi. . . .
Master is waiting for you at the hotel. We will kill this
man for you.
Samantha Smith
(A little more obvious than the last one.)
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pffffffhahahahahaha... Man. I was not expecting a Killer7 reference. That pretty much threw me off-guad. Good job, _Zac_. Good job.
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Man, Killer 7 was pretty awesome.
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Fairest Mode,
I've plundered many a Spaniard's galleons in m' day, An' so help me God I'll plunder a thousand more a'fore I get taken t' th' hereafter an' they can sail free once more. Yet fer naught but the least word from ye, I'd trade it all fer the squalor an' servitude o' th' meanest merchant vessel.
Join wit' me, an' we'll make war upon th' whole o' th' world wit' as much right as any king 'r queen as was e'er born!
Yers,
Captain Purvis MFD
PS: Iffen ye so happen t' see that dog Comte De Rishadt, tell 'im 'e'd got what's comin' from me.
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This is my most favoritest thread ever.
;_______;
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Dear Mode,
(http://dizzy.pestermom.com/thcomic/03-04.png)
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Purvis, ya damn scalliwag, ya beat me to writin' a nice fancy lett'r fer lil' miss Mode ov'r 'dere. Best watch yerself in yer sleep, captain.
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I thought Talk Like a Pirate Day was tomorrow!
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Dearest Mode,
Though you are in my beloved Britain, and I am here in the wretched heat of Afghanistan, the distance between only serves to deepen my affection for you. Ah, how I long to be back home, in the small farmhouse my father willed to me after he fell against the Punjabs, me cradling your head in my lap as we soak in the summer sun. A man can dream.
My dearest, tomorrow we ride against the Afghans at Maiwand. I have no presumptions of our success or failure, suffice it to say that should I fall to a Jezail bullet, know that I fall as a hero of the Empire and my thoughts were of you.
Yours,
Corporal Apotheosis, 66th Regiment
note: NOT BRITISH
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To Drake,
I read yer words, but all I'm seein' is th' scurvy y' dripped on it.
Yers,
Captain Purvis MFD
Fairest Mode,
Took a merchantman today by th' name o' Gran Espada. Ye might be seein' it in th' broadsheets. Whilst emptyin' the hold, I found a jeweled hairclip resemblin' most closely th' one ye favor. I dun mind ye knowin' th' spaniard what interrupted me contemplatin' it t'will have a limp fer th' rest o' 'is days!
Meet me at port when I set in, if'n it pleases ye.
Yers,
Captain Purvis MFD
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MODE, I WANT TO BE YOUR ONLY ROLLING STAR, K?
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To Purvis,
Couldn' be mine. I get my vits e'ery day. Perhaps one o' yer crew squander'd o'er it b'fore handin' it to ya. Ither way done, ya seem all right. Yer words ta miss Mode remind me o' 'Lizabeth. I can' keep red at a cap'n that r'minds me o' her. I'm all fer a truce if ya can spare 't.
Yers just as well,
Captain Drake I
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Dear Mode,
I added you on MSN like 4 hours ago. Please talk to me; I am incredibly bored. :V
Love,
Matsuri
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Stop being piratey, it's getting me all hot and bothered~ <3
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To Purvis,
Couldn' be mine. I get my vits e'ery day. Perhaps one o' yer crew squander'd o'er it b'fore handin' it to ya. Ither way done, ya seem all right. Yer words ta miss Mode remind me o' 'Lizabeth. I can' keep red at a cap'n that r'minds me o' her. I'm all fer a truce if ya can spare 't.
Yers just as well,
Captain Drake I
To Drake I,
...Twas that right bastard Comte De Rishadt! So I swear upon th' articles what put th' Captain in me name, I'll hunt that rat bastard down an' send 'im down t' the drink!
Aye, a truce indeed. As a bit o' friendship, word has it there be a Dutch flyte comin' from Havana wit' silver from Peru. Cannae get t' it meself; gettin' the barnacle off me ship a'fore they ruin it. Mind ye, Charlie Vane may well have an eye on it tool...
Yours,
Captain Purvis MFD
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To FagKuma;
A'll stop bein' all "Pairit-y" when Davy Jones drags me to 'is watery grave!
Sincerely,
Captain Jan III
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Dear Mode,
I added you on MSN like 4 hours ago. Please talk to me; I am incredibly bored. :V
Love,
Matsuri
I have to install the newest version on this computer, I guess. My dad has admin crap on this computer, but not my laptop. e we
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Dear Mode,
Post pics now
Love,
Dr. J
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Dear TSO,
post pictures of yourself or I will hate you forever.
This is also adressed to Myon by the way.
Many love,
Pako.
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Dear Mode,
Post pics now
Love,
Dr. J
Of what.
I found a picture of a puppy that was really cute. e we
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Dear Mode,
I added you on MSN like 4 hours ago. Please talk to me; I am incredibly bored. :V
Love,
Matsuri
I have to install the newest version on this computer, I guess. My dad has admin crap on this computer, but not my laptop. e we
Oh. :-X
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Dear Mode,
I added you on MSN like 4 hours ago. Please talk to me; I am incredibly bored. :V
Love,
Matsuri
I have to install the newest version on this computer, I guess. My dad has admin crap on this computer, but not my laptop. e we
Oh. :-X
And why don't just talk on IRC then?
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I am, now. :P
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I am, now. :P
Talking to Mode? I always wanted to do that.
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Not to Mode, but I'm on IRC. :)
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Oh okay.
I need to get back to IRC too, It has been a long time since I was there.
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I am, now. :P
Talking to Mode? I always wanted to do that.
I feel like a celebrity. e we
The installer is being a little pisspot. It doesn't want to install some runtime or something. :/
MAYBE I SHOULD ACTUALLY GET ON IRC FOR ONCE. I only went on there to talk with TSO.
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（ ?_ゝ`）
Too bad I'm going to bed now, though. Can't believe it's 3:40 already.
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I am, now. :P
Talking to Mode? I always wanted to do that.
I feel like a celebrity. e we
The installer is being a little pisspot. It doesn't want to install some runtime or something. :/
MAYBE I SHOULD ACTUALLY GET ON IRC FOR ONCE. I only went on there to talk with TSO.
I was going to introduce you to dejatoons but I thought you didn't like chatrooms so I didn't
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I am, now. :P
Talking to Mode? I always wanted to do that.
I feel like a celebrity. e we
The installer is being a little pisspot. It doesn't want to install some runtime or something. :/
MAYBE I SHOULD ACTUALLY GET ON IRC FOR ONCE. I only went on there to talk with TSO.
I was going to introduce you to dejatoons but I thought you didn't like chatrooms so I didn't
I don't have a problem with chatrooms at all. Never heard of dejatoons.
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I am, now. :P
Talking to Mode? I always wanted to do that.
I feel like a celebrity. e we
The installer is being a little pisspot. It doesn't want to install some runtime or something. :/
MAYBE I SHOULD ACTUALLY GET ON IRC FOR ONCE. I only went on there to talk with TSO.
I was going to introduce you to dejatoons but I thought you didn't like chatrooms so I didn't
I don't have a problem with chatrooms at all. Never heard of dejatoons.
If you want to talk about ijiatsu stuff join #ijiatsu at irc.dejatoons.net or if you want your computer and internet to slow down join www.livestream.com/possessedbyphoenix
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Alrighty. I don't really have anything to do with it, though.
Since y'all didn't include me or nothin'. >____>
And because of my throat, I can sing all low and stuff. It's cool.
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Ye should chat on dejatoons, tis where th' cool peoples call port.
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If you want to talk about ijiatsu stuff join #ijiatsu at irc.dejatoons.net
When do you guys actually talk there. I've been there a few times and it's been sooooo quiet.
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Alrighty. I don't really have anything to do with it, though.
Since y'all didn't include me or nothin'. >____>
In other words, you're the Mischievous Fairies of Monarchly Moron.
That sounds awesome.
If you want to talk about ijiatsu stuff join #ijiatsu at irc.dejatoons.net
When do you guys actually talk there. I've been there a few times and it's been sooooo quiet.
Like 5 hours ago.
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Oh. I thought you guys were just kidding. :|
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Like 5 hours ago.
Ah, shitfuck
I'm always never around for these things...
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Dear TSO,
post pictures of yourself or I will hate you forever.
This is also adressed to Myon by the way.
Many love,
Pako.
No you pervert >:|
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Dear TSO,
post pictures of yourself or I will hate you forever.
This is also adressed to Myon by the way.
Many love,
Pako.
No you pervert >:|
Can't we even see your face? I am burning because of curiosity.
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Dear residents of CPMC,
I can't decide between you all, so I have come to the most logical conclusion. I want all of you to marry me~ I will not take no for an answer.
With love,
Theorist~
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I am severely self-conscious of my looks and refuse to post pics openly :|
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Dear residents of CPMC,
I can't decide between you all, so I have come to the most logical conclusion. I want all of you to marry me~ I will not take no for an answer.
With love,
Theorist~
Funny, my mom asked me if I wanted to go to Scotland yesterday.
I am severely self-conscious of my looks and refuse to post pics openly :|
Then send them to me~ :V
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Dear residents of CPMC,
I can't decide between you all, so I have come to the most logical conclusion. I want all of you to marry me~ I will not take no for an answer.
With love,
Theorist~
To Theorin,
I am sorry, I am already married to Myon so I can't. Unless you can kill her, then I might consider marrying you.
I am severely self-conscious of my looks and refuse to post pics openly :|
;_;
Oh well, I refuse to post pictures of myself too because I am camerashy.
So how about you DRAW yourself for us.
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I am severely self-conscious of my looks and refuse to post pics openly :|
See this is why you stop teasing people about it, cause this is where it leads to.
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Dear Kuma,
to you, I write a poem.
Of what I love about you, I must give you an impression.
Oh how I love your body hair, as thick as full grown grass.
Oh how I love your manly face, so much full of class.
A test of epic beauty, you most likey would surely pass.
I mostly love your expression,
when you fuck me in the ass.
Sincerely, pozeal.
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;_;
Oh well, I refuse to post pictures of myself too because I am camerashy.
So how about you DRAW yourself for us.
I can't draw either. :V
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;_;
Oh well, I refuse to post pictures of myself too because I am camerashy.
So how about you DRAW yourself for us.
I can't draw either. :V
FINE
(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1830/hni0033z.jpg)
FROM NOW ON THIS IS YOUR TRUE BODY, AND DON'T YOU DENY IT.
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FINE
(http://img14.imageshack.us/img14/1830/hni0033z.jpg)
FROM NOW ON THIS IS YOUR TRUE BODY, AND DON'T YOU DENY IT.
That's actually not bad, TSO is pretty hot. :o
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I am tempted to draw TSO first but.... but...
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I detest love letters.
My life is devoid of such material representations of love, so I don't care for such things.
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I am tempted to draw TSO first but.... but...
YOU WILL DRAW ME FIRST DO YOU UNDERSTAND.
Nah just kidding, I love your drawing style A-F and you MUST draw TSO now.
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I detest love letters.
My life is devoid of such material representations of love, so I don't care for such things.
What I don't count? :<
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What I don't count? :<
Are you calling yourself a love letter?
Don't be silly, you know that you transcend such petty things to me.
/me hugs
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Dear Mode,
Life in your entertainment center is a dream come true. Every time you take me to the half-pipe, I'm skating for you alone. But if you could dust under the console some time that'd be great. My allergies, you know. And would it kill you to get some disk cleaner?
Yours in Christ,
The Hawk
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Dear Mode,
Here is my official thank you letter for updating me, on what was happening here in CPMC, while I was unfunnied.
So: /me gives Mode the best hug she recieved in her life
Love,
Pako.
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*runs up to Mode*
Mode, I really like you a lot!
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(http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/8378/rejection.gif)
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FFFFFFFF why must you remind me of my first encounter with high school romance?!
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Dear residents of CPMC,
I can't decide between you all, so I have come to the most logical conclusion. I want all of you to marry me~ I will not take no for an answer.
With love,
Theorist~
To Theorin,
My apologies, but you'll have to be forced to get a no-go from me, 'cause, well. In all honesty I think the marriage will only slow me down and I have many things to do and... yeah. I just don't think I could add in time for a relationship.
oh god gotta go,
Dragoshi
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Dear Theorin,
Remilia > Rin Satsuki
Hugs n' Kisses, Tewi Ruro
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Dearest Ruro,
You smell.
Love,
Your secret admirer.
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Dear residents of CPMC,
I can't decide between you all, so I have come to the most logical conclusion. I want all of you to marry me~ I will not take no for an answer.
With love,
Theorist~
Dear Theorist
Wait what? Even something like me?
Lovingly fishing for compliments and/or masochistically fishing for rejection
Me.
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Dear Mode,
Life in your entertainment center is a dream come true. Every time you take me to the half-pipe, I'm skating for you alone. But if you could dust under the console some time that'd be great. My allergies, you know. And would it kill you to get some disk cleaner?
Yours in Christ,
The Hawk
You know you're the bestest Tengukamiasfksalgudlkasiudyi! <3
*runs up to Mode*
Mode, I really like you a lot!
e we
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Dear Youngins!
Get off my goddamn lawn.
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Dear residents of CPMC,
I can't decide between you all, so I have come to the most logical conclusion. I want all of you to marry me~ I will not take no for an answer.
With love,
Theorist~
Dear Theorin,
/me kidnaps
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Dearest Moerin,
I would kiss you and make sweet love but you are not here :<
Love,
Me!
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Dear Mode,
You haven't responded yet to my letter to you,
could you please do it?
Love,
Pako.
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Dear CPMC,
Both of us would like to say that we love you all.
Love,
Koishi & Gpop.
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Dear Mode,
You haven't responded yet to my letter to you,
could you please do it?
Love,
Pako.
Dear Pako,
In the case that you ever get Unfunnied again, which hopefully you won't, I'll happily keep you in the loop about CPMC's goings-on.
It was fun, anyways. Just don't get Unfunnied again.
e we,
Mode
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Dear TSO,
no, I will not get off your lawn, as this is my lawn. Get out of my house.
From,
Etch-E-Sketch
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Dear Mode,
if you will ever get unfunnied (which will NEVER happen) I will also update you on CPMC activities with great pleasure.
Love,
Pako.
Dear A-F,
Send me a replica of that cake you made.
greetings,
Pako
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Dear Pako,
I'll be taking pictures of my poop tomorrow, if you like.
Love,
Poop
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Dear A-F,
Only if you post yourself eating the poop, also don't forget to flush the toilet.
Greetings and hate respectively,
pako and your toilet.
I just made a poop joke!
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Dearest Pako,
tee hee hee poop
e we,
Mode
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Dearest Pako and Mode,
With all due respect, please refrain from talking to my poop, it has the intelligence quota of sixty billion, more so than you can ever imagine. Also, my poop flushes itself ain't that awesome?
P.S. Mode is poop.
Yours sincerely,
Drunken Drum Master 2000
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Dear A-F,
I am not poop. You're a poop.
So, you know. There.
e we,
Mode
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Dear Mode,
I am currently making poop, it looks like Alice was there first...
JEALOUS?
I bet you are.
I wanna see you pout~ love you.
Forever and Ever One and Only You~~~~~~
Love,
A-F
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Dear A-F,
You are a poopyhead.
Greetings,
Pako.
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Dear A-F,
I'm going to drink some apple juice because I can't poop.
e we.
Mode
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Attention t' all whom would be well concerned,
This thread tis on fire. And I've plundered what valuables its got.
Yers,
Captain Purvis MFD
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Dear Purvis,
If you promise to go update "Return to Barren path" right now, Then I promise most of my posts there will be story progressing.
Greetings,
Yer Matey Pako.
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Dear all,
Having a wonderful time as a prisoner in Zengar's Fortress of Doom Evil Cleaving, although I do miss you all. Please come and rescue me soon (although not too soon, I want to have a little more fun with Zengar first~).
Always yours,
Theorist~
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Dear Theorin:
You cheater. ;_;
Hating you, Ruro
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Dear Theorin,
I'm coming to rescue you, but I'm having trouble getting across the moat. Can you put the bridge down?
Also, you aren't cheating on us, are you? Ruro says you are but I don't believe her.
Yours,
Sanasanasan
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Dear CPMC,
If you want to enter the fortress, you'll have to force the door open.
Cleavingly,
Zengarrrrr.
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Dear Theorin,
Too busy being the gunner of the ST Falcon and trying to help the pilot of said mecha get revenge on some ponce named Anubis.
Shootin' STs to shit,
Dragoshi
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Dear Theorist,
I feel like doing so, but I'm off to one of my Touhou friend's party soon, so I don't think I'll have time to do so.
So taking my place will be Koishi. She should be there in about 5 minutes, assuming that Zengar doesn't have sub-conscious detectors.
Love,
Gpop
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Dear Ruro and Sana,
I would never cheat on you! How could you even think I'd be able to look at anyone else the same way I look at you?
Also, I'll try and remember to put down the bridge, but I can't remember where the controls are... I'll look for them, though~
Eternally yours,
Theorist~
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Dear Theorin,
What do you mean, "How could you even think I'd be able to look at anyone else the same way I look at you?"
We're the same person. Have you even looked at a mirror?
;_;
Crying,
Ruro
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Dear Ruro,
We're not driving through Denver. Or anywhere in Colorado. ;________;
So you should just come here so I can give you a good 'ol rape-filled hug.
e we,
Mode
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Dear Ruro,
Well, it does mean that I can't look at anyone the same way...
Ahem...
I'm sorry. I have upset you, and thus I must commit honourable seppuku to make up for my wrongdoings. See you on the other side~ I'll give Shikieiki your regards.
Suicidally yours,
Theorist~
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To Zengar:
About 3 minutes ago, a person known as Etch-E-Sketch broke through your door and rescued a person known as Theorist. The resulting damage was not great. The repair company has already fixed your doors.
We are sorry to inform you that your plan does not cover doors that were busted down due to repeated strikes from the trunk of a tree. We have changed your coverage so that future events willbe insured, however your rates have increased.
THE Insurance company
Edit: (well, now I have a Rin Satsuki fanboy's corpse. This should please Orin)
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Dear Theorin,
I hope this letter gets to you in time. I heard you were considering suicide and would like you to know that we would miss you very much if you were to do this. Please, reconsider.
Yours,
Sanasanasan
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Dear Theorin,
Can I have your dead body?
I promise I will make tacos out of your flesh and your skull will be hung up above the door of my restaurant.
Love,
Pako.
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Dear Theorin,
You are unfortunately going to miss my tour through Scotland, what a pity.
Huggably yours,
Greyn.
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Dear Mode:
Nebraska, eh? Write me when you're settled and I can come over and we can have hot lesbian sex.
Waiting,
Ruro
Dear Theorin:
I much prefer you to be on the mortal plane, 'cause LIKE HELL AM I GONNA LET YOU REACH SHIKIEIKI'S LEGS BEFORE I DO.
So you'd better stay here.
;______;
Clinging to fond memories of times together,
Ruro
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Dear Pako,
In regards to Theorist's body, you may not make him into tacos.
Please contact me if you wish to complain.
Owner of Theorist's body,
Etch-E-Sketch
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Dear Etch-E-Sketch,
May I at least have her legs/arms?
The tacos made out of them will be send to hungry children in South-Africa.
Love,
Pako
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Dear Ruro,
I am glad to see you have forgiven me (I think), and so shall put off my death for the time being. Hope to see you soon~
Lovingly yours,
Theorist~
Dear Etch,
Please do not claim ownership of my body. My body's nobodies body but mine, after all.
Annoyedly yours,
Theorist~
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My dear Theorin:
I forgave you before you even asked. :)
Sealing this letter with a kiss from strawberry red lips,
Ruro
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Dear Theorin,
Why the fuck do you cheat a cage like that? ;_;
Ragingly,
Zengar
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Dear Pako,
I would, however Theorist got back up. Perhaps next time
Business-like,
Etch-E-Sketch
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Dear Theorist,
As your ghostly soul crosses the Sanzu River to await judgement from Siki, Satori and I have told Orin to hold off your body from cremation in case that you're revived/re-incarnated.
Love,
Gpop.
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Dear Gpop,
I'mma keep calling you Gpoop. It has a ring to it. <3
e we,
Mode
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Dear Theorin,
Oh hey. I think I might be done! Just shot down Anubis and... huh. Why hasn't his ST's torso exploded? ...Uh. Please hold on. Fuckdammit, he has a SECOND form?!
Argh. Forget I said anything.
So damn glad that he saved that bomb for later,
Dragoshi
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This thread is now officially
GAY
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This thread is now officially
GAY
Yeah~
Everyone's having a wonderful time~
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Dear CPMC,
You're all a load of useless bunnies only good f bloody loonies.
Sincerely,
one of your number.
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Dear crew,
Tis something I well regret t' inform ye, but we're takin' on water.
Bugger,
Captain Purvis MFD
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Dear CPMC,
I love you guys. ;_______;
e we,
Mode
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Dearest CPMC
I will be banning everyone who posted here. Enjoy!
Love,
Your favorite tyrant
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PS Not kidding~
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>:
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haha your all banned
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well, shit.
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haha your all banned
You're banned too!
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haha your all banned
You're banned too!
Dearest CPMC
I will be banning everyone who posted here. Enjoy!
Love,
Your favorite tyrant
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And you did!
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My never-been-banned award just got taken away because of you TSO D:
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Eh. I was banned once.
It actually helped set me straight and made become the horrible horrible monstrosity that I am today. :V
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I won't consider this as a actual ban
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EVEN IN BAN I SERVE.
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I won't consider this as a actual ban
Fine there's a real ban for you.
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This is the last post I shall make as Etch-E-Sketch...
Farewell until the next life...
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Even here I don't get a special user title. I don't wanna be orange. ;_;
I should become a moderator so my title can be green. :)
Make me the mod of the trash gap.
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No, you smell.
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No, you smell.
Exactly. Make me the mod of the trash gap. :V
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Then I'd have to give you mod board access.
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Newbs! Get out of my user group! NAO!
=<
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I could if I would, but. Uh.
I can't. :V
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Just make a special user group for Donut, like IM but with power over the Trash Gap~ Or not, whatever.
Poor Momiji, you're not unique anymore... There, there~
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Newbs! Get out of my user group! NAO!
=<
Can't do anything about it. You're stuck with us.
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Yeah. You've made special user groups before TSO~ Why not make one for me~? :D
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Yeah. You've made special user groups before TSO~ Why not make one for me~? :D
But but... :effort:
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Yeah. You've made special user groups before TSO~ Why not make one for me~? :D
Idiot Pastry. :))
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I fail to see what was ever interesting about this thread.
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:effort:
We really need a smiley for that, considering how often you (and others at times) use it.
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It's an SA smiley and it shows how cool we are compared to you guys if you don't get it :smug:
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Too bad :smug: is hideously overrated. :x
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Too bad :smug: is hideously overrated. :x
I agree, George Clooney is overrated.
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Yeah. You've made special user groups before TSO~ Why not make one for me~? :D
Idiot Pastry. :))
Ooh, would I get to be in it, too? :3
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Turn this into "Beg-TSO-for-promotion Letters"?
"Bed-TSO-for-promotion Letters" was what i typed at first...maybe applicable too, depending on who you are.
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Sorry, I hadn't seen Donut's victory-thread ... marishrug.jpg
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Dear Theorin,
I am beginning to like Rin Satsuki altough I know nothing about her.
Can you explain me why this is happening?
Love,
Pako.
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Dear Re: Love Letters
REQUEST FOR URGENT BUSINESS RELATIONSHIP
FIRST, I MUST SOLICIT YOUR STRICTEST CONFIDENCE IN THIS TRANSACTION. THIS IS BY VIRTUE OF ITS NATURE AS BEING UTTERLY CONFIDENTIAL AND 'TOP SECRET'. I AM SURE AND HAVE CONFIDENCE OF YOUR ABILITY AND RELIABILITY TO PROSECUTE A TRANSACTION OF THIS GREAT MAGNITUDE INVOLVING A PENDING TRANSACTION REQUIRING MAXIIMUM CONFIDENCE.
WE ARE TOP OFFICIAL OF THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL WHO ARE INTERESTED IN IMPORATION OF GOODS INTO OUR COUNTRY WITH FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY TRAPPED IN NIGERIA. IN ORDER TO COMMENCE THIS BUSINESS WE SOLICIT YOUR ASSISTANCE TO ENABLE US TRANSFER INTO YOUR ACCOUNT THE SAID TRAPPED FUNDS.
THE SOURCE OF THIS FUND IS AS FOLLOWS; DURING THE LAST MILITARY REGIME HERE IN NIGERIA, THE GOVERNMENT OFFICIALS SET UP COMPANIES AND AWARDED THEMSELVES CONTRACTS WHICH WERE GROSSLY OVER-INVOICED IN VARIOUS MINISTRIES. THE PRESENT CIVILIAN GOVERNMENT SET UP A CONTRACT REVIEW PANEL AND WE HAVE IDENTIFIED A LOT OF INFLATED CONTRACT FUNDS WHICH ARE PRESENTLY FLOATING IN THE CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA READY FOR PAYMENT.
HOWEVER, BY VIRTUE OF OUR POSITION AS CIVIL SERVANTS AND MEMBERS OF THIS PANEL, WE CANNOT ACQUIRE THIS MONEY IN OUR NAMES. I HAVE THEREFORE, BEEN DELEGATED AS A MATTER OF TRUST BY MY COLLEAGUES OF THE PANEL TO LOOK FOR AN OVERSEAS PARTNER INTO WHOSE ACCOUNT WE WOULD TRANSFER THE SUM OF US$21,320,000.00(TWENTY ONE MILLION, THREE HUNDRED AND TWENTY THOUSAND U.S DOLLARS). HENCE WE ARE WRITING YOU THIS LETTER. WE HAVE AGREED TO SHARE THE MONEY THUS; 1. 20% FOR THE ACCOUNT OWNER 2. 70% FOR US (THE OFFICIALS) 3. 10% TO BE USED IN SETTLING TAXATION AND ALL LOCAL AND FOREIGN EXPENSES. IT IS FROM THE 70% THAT WE WISH TO COMMENCE THE IMPORTATION BUSINESS.
PLEASE,NOTE THAT THIS TRANSACTION IS 100% SAFE AND WE HOPE TO COMMENCE THE TRANSFER LATEST SEVEN (7) BANKING DAYS FROM THE DATE OF THE RECEIPT OF THE FOLLOWING INFORMATIOM BY TEL/FAX; 234-1-7740449, YOUR COMPANY'S SIGNED, AND STAMPED LETTERHEAD PAPER THE ABOVE INFORMATION WILL ENABLE US WRITE LETTERS OF CLAIM AND JOB DESCRIPTION RESPECTIVELY. THIS WAY WE WILL USE YOUR COMPANY'S NAME TO APPLY FOR PAYMENT AND RE-AWARD THE CONTRACT IN YOUR COMPANY'S NAME.
WE ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO DOING THIS BUSINESS WITH YOU AND SOLICIT YOUR CONFIDENTIALITY IN THIS TRANSATION. PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE THE RECEIPT OF THIS LETTER USING THE ABOVE TEL/FAX NUMBERS. I WILL SEND YOU DETAILED INFORMATION OF THIS PENDING PROJECT WHEN I HAVE HEARD FROM YOU.
I GIVE YOU MY TRUST.
YOURS FAITHFULLY,
DR PURVIS MFD
NOTE; PLEASE QUOTE THIS REFERENCE NUMBER (VE/S/09/99) IN ALL YOUR RESPONSES.
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Dear Purvis,
If you promise to go update "Return to Barren path" right now, Then I promise most of my posts there will be story progressing.
Greetings,
Yer Matey Pako.
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Dear Pako
Payment on your account in arrears has not been made and the matter will be handed to our legal department shortly.
A deposit to our finance department within the next 7 (seven) days will avert such a course of action.
Yours Faithfully
Tewi Inaba
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Dear CPMC,
I'm on my way to my friend's house to play some UNL...LIVE!
Feel free to watch us play at the following link soon:
www.livestream.com/possessedbyphoenix
Sincerely,
Gpop, fellow mod of the channel.
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Dear Tewi a.k.a Pesco,
Oh gee, what have I done wrong now?
Since I don't have any money I will pay with Theorin's immortal soul, I hope you accept souls.
My most humble greetings,
Pako.
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ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE!
Legally Eliminate Your "FORM 1040" Income Tax! And...Keep 100% Of The Money You Earn...No matter what your level of income is!
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You are entitled to keep 100% of the money you earn. Filing a FORM 1040 Income Tax return, year after year, is a voluntary process. ALL the money you have paid the IRS over the years has been, in essence, a DONATION. Income tax is an indirect tax in the nature of an excise and is NOT a direct tax laid upon all income"... yet it is IMPOSED by the IRS as a DIRECT tax? THAT IS FRAUD PURE AND SIMPLE!
Thus, "Direct taxes" are "unconstitutional" UNLESS they are set up as a "voluntary tax." Of course, there is no such thing as a "Voluntary Tax." This fraud, has been blindly accepted by the American people for OVER the past 80 years.
Don't just take our word for it. The IRS blatantly states that Income Tax is voluntary? Take a look at page 3 of the 1992 FORM 1040 Instruction Booklet that was issued by the IRS THEMSELVES. In paragraph 2, the Commissioner of the IRS states "You are among the millions of Americans who comply with the tax law voluntarily."
How about proof from the HIGHEST COURT IN THE LAND! The Supreme Court Ruling--a decision that applies to both ASSESSMENT AND PAYMENT as being VOLUNTARY! Chief Justice Earl Warren said, "Our system of taxation is based upon voluntary assessment and payment, not upon distraint." (or FORCE) (In Flora v. U.S 362 US 145, at 176.
Here's the proof from other high officials. "Dwight E. Avis, as Head of the Alcohol and Tobacco Tax Division of the Bureau of Internal Revenue. (the former name of the IRS). In 1953, before a House Ways and Means subcommittee, attested under oath, 'Let me point this out now Your income tax is 100 percent voluntary tax, and your liquor tax is 100 percent enforced tax.' "
Why are we telling you this? Because we don't want you to just take our word for it. We want you to hear it from the source...straight from the IRS... FOR EXAMPLE... ON THE COVER OF THEIR OWN IRS Handbook for Special Agents you will read "AGENTS... Our tax system is based on individual self-assessment, and voluntary compliance... the material contained in this handbook is confidential in character. It must not under any circumstances be made available to persons outside the service."
Senator Inouye, in a letter dated March 20, 1989 to Fred Ortiz, said, "there is no provision of the Internal Revenue Code that specifically and unequivocally requires an individual to pay income tax.
? FACT No one's amount of income legally obligates the filing of a Form 1040!
? ANY document issued by the IRS is non-judicial, non-binding, and has NO force and effect of law to compel anyone to do anything!
? Your rights are of no use to you unless you yourself personally know and exercise them!
IRS Commissioner "I regard the income tax as the one of all others most obnoxious to the genius of our people, being inquisitorial in nature, and dragging into public view an exposition of the most private pecuniary affairs of the citizens?I recommend its unconditional repeal." (Alfred Pleasanton, Commissioner, Bureau of Internal Revenue,)
There is no law that requires anyone to file a Form 1040?This is true because there is no law, no provision of the Internal Revenue Code that makes anyone liable for income tax on their own personal, private income!
"How can that be? "Somebody would have told us the truth". Then why is everyone paying income tax?
Senator Henry Bellmon; "In a recent conversation with an official of the IRS, I was amazed when he told me that, 'If the American people ever knew that ninety percent of what the IRS does is pure bluff."
Your rights are of no use to you unless you yourself personally know and exercise them.
"Welcome To The Truth!"
The report "Welcome To The Truth" is an exposition of the illegality of the income tax and the administration of the tax laws by the IRS, is designedly constructive in nature. Its sole intent is to restore the government to full compliance with the law. I believe if you owe a tax then pay it. The key is to know the tax laws, follow them, and require the IRS to do the same!
There is NO accountant, tax attorney, IRS official, IRS agent, or government official that can PROVE that paying FORM 1040 Income Tax is a mandatory requirement of law!
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I give you my trust.
Yours,
Dr. Purvis MFD
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Email sent, please reply ASAP.
Dear Whomever it may concern,
I like Pako, I wish to make children with this ungodly being.
P.S. I really like Tobasco sauce.
P.P.S. No seriously, it is one of the best sauces of all time.
Yours truly,
Shinki
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Dear CPMC,
I'm on my way to my friend's house to play some UNL...LIVE!
Feel free to watch us play at the following link soon:
www.livestream.com/possessedbyphoenix
Sincerely,
Gpop, fellow mod of the channel.
Dear Livestream channel,
More Touhou, less Furcadia.
Sincerely, Slowpoke.
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Dear Shinki~san,
I like you too, we should meet face-to-face, "if you know what I mean."
Love,
Pako.