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zephyredx

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Touhou pick-up lines
« on: April 23, 2011, 06:48:12 PM »
Anyone ever thought of (or even used) Touhou pick-up lines?

Doesn't have have to be directed at a real person - a Touhou character is fine too.

Unfortunately I can't think of a situation where I'd actually say one, but...
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atoms2ashes

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #1 on: April 24, 2011, 01:32:19 AM »
I reckon you sell lampreys?
Because you light up the darkness in my world.

Are you a celestial?
You're like heaven to me.

I believe you when you said you were a Ship Ghost
Because my heart sinks when I'm without you.

I know I can't eat as much as you
But I do know I'm hungry for your love.

When I'm with you,
I believe I'm the luckiest guy on Earth.

You're the UF in UFO
You're Undefinable and Fantastic.


Now just try to guess who they are. Shouldn't be too hard.
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #2 on: April 24, 2011, 02:03:10 AM »
Mystia, Tenshi, Murasa, Yuyuko/Yoshika, Tewi, Nue  :V

Hey there, miss. Do you have a map? Cuz' I got lost in your eyes... really really lost.... so... red... so... ah~ everything is spinning....
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #3 on: April 24, 2011, 04:50:08 AM »
Are you a vampire, because I'm BATTY for you~

You can pull my strings any day, Alice ;D

You're my master spark, if you know what I mean.

I'll climb in YOUR donations box.

One might even say you're my Heartfelt Fancy.

Ok I'm done forever
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #4 on: April 24, 2011, 05:25:22 AM »
I couldn't think of any if I wanted to. After seeing what everyone else posted, I don't want to.

But they're hilarious though. xD
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ItsRagtime

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #5 on: April 24, 2011, 07:13:55 PM »
...

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I'd cross YOUR borderline ;D
ok i'll stop
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #6 on: April 24, 2011, 07:35:16 PM »
I'm going nuclear for you, baby. Let's fuse!

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #7 on: April 24, 2011, 08:46:55 PM »
I like the idea of this thread! I am excited to be a part of it.

Does your power also work in reverse? Because I think I've just found my greatest treasure.
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #8 on: April 24, 2011, 11:48:13 PM »
Are you a western oriental witch?
.....Cause you're the master of my spark :V
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zephyredx

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #9 on: April 25, 2011, 12:18:33 AM »
If love is stupid, then I Cirno you.

I am flattered to enter your Private Square.

Slightly inappropriate: If you were a shrine maiden, I'd ask to see your Fantasy Hole.
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #10 on: April 25, 2011, 02:09:28 AM »
Also inappropriate:
I'd like to Spear your Gungnir ;)

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #11 on: April 25, 2011, 02:26:24 AM »
Oh sweet hourai jewel, would you grant my impossible request?  :blush:

Did your subterranean rose or are you just happy to see me? (used by her and not on her of course)

...Ok, excuse me while I kill myself for that one.

EDIT: Okay, one more.

"My, what green eyes you have~"
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #12 on: April 25, 2011, 02:46:03 AM »
Every time I see you, I hear Fires of Hokkai sped up.

You must have a lot of spirit. Whenever I'm near you, I feel like I could enter trance mode any moment.

If you were a satori, you'd know my love for you can't be expressed in words.

Ten Desires? I only have one, and it's you.

You're a rainbow UFO. Some people only want to use you to score. Others think you're a bomb - That might be true, but... I need you just to live.


I'm surprised I managed to think of anything.
Can anyone thing of anything for "Critical Heartbreak?"
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Yukarin

Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #13 on: April 25, 2011, 03:15:56 AM »
Quote from: ItsRagtime on April 24, 2011, 07:13:55 PM
I'd cross YOUR borderline ;D

:getdown:

Made me laugh waaaaaaaayyy too much.
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #14 on: April 25, 2011, 03:22:25 AM »
Being a girl and a feminist, I find this thread both highly amusing and a bit disgusting.

The amusing levels are greater, though.  :3
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2011, 05:19:35 AM »
Let's accept the fate I've set for us and be together forever.

I wish I could stop time and stay right here with you.
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2011, 05:30:44 AM »
I've been charmed by your four borders.
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2011, 07:08:56 AM »
I'll be happy to bloom for you any time, any season, for you're my sunshine.

You not only sent quakes in the earth, but in my heart.
Now can you become my key stone and tend to it while it shakes?

...Okay, I tried.
...I think I'll go punch my self now.
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2011, 07:21:23 AM »
I heard you hated dead weights. I'll make them live, just for you.

Ugh lemme kill myself for that
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #19 on: April 25, 2011, 07:37:08 AM »
You are my dearest princess that I want to live with and live for, forever!

You will forever be the everlasting fire in my heart!

Doctor! I think I have Love Sickness!

You make me so crazy in love when I look into your eyes!

If I shout "I LOVE YOU", will you shout "I LOVE YOU" too?

All my misfortune goes away when I'm with you!



(All of these are unbelievably bad)
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HakureiSM

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #20 on: April 25, 2011, 07:51:57 AM »
Hey lady, can I love-color your master spark?
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Conqueror

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #21 on: April 25, 2011, 08:18:31 AM »
You must be Kaguya, because every instant I see your face becomes an eternity I want to spend with you.
Are you a moon rabbit? Because I get completely lost every time I look into your eyes. Already done.
I wish I were danmaku, because then I could graze your hitbox.
If you were a boss, I'd grind your spell cards to perfection.
Is it true that you're poisonous to youkai? Because you must be a celestial, with a face like that.
Wanna see my third leg/monster cucumber/dowsing rod?
Nice hat.

You looked like you wanted to see the Yama, so I thought I'd close the distance.
Hey Marisa, did you steal your friend here from Patchouli's library? Because she's got fine written all over her.
Your dance moves really electrify the atmosphere.
I know you're immortal and all that, but could you please turn down the heat, because you're really burning up this place!
Now that you've worked your Ultimate Magic on me, allow me to show you my Master Spark.

I heard you were a miracle girl; do you mind teaching me one of your forgotten rituals?
Was it you that rekindled my Embers of Love? Because I've yet to see a Subterranean Rose as beautiful as you.
I heard you have a hidden past. Why don't we create a history for ourselves together?
Wanna study super-unified physics together?

Insert something about Suika/Medicine that I forget.
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #22 on: April 25, 2011, 11:44:08 AM »
... can you show me your bumper crops?

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #23 on: April 25, 2011, 12:13:43 PM »
My princess, I promise, I shall take your life first before I fall into Death's hands. I can't stand the thought of you living your life in depression without me, let alone for the rest of eternity...

You may break your toys. You may break my back. You may break my neck. Just don't break my heart... On second thought, please don't hurt me (TT.TT)

Is it hot in here? Or is it just you?
Okuu: *points at artificial Sun* No it's just that.

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #24 on: April 25, 2011, 01:14:37 PM »
Quote from: Conqueror on April 25, 2011, 08:18:31 AM
I wish I were danmaku, because then I could graze your hitbox.
Nice hitbox. Wanna graze?
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Conqueror

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #25 on: April 25, 2011, 01:27:41 PM »
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #26 on: April 25, 2011, 01:35:39 PM »
Quote from: Conqueror on April 25, 2011, 01:27:41 PM

Ahahaha, awesome.


Hm... "You must be Mokou,'cause baby, you're hot!!"

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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #27 on: April 25, 2011, 01:58:21 PM »
They call you the Locked Girl. You know, if you want to open up, I'm here for you...
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #28 on: April 25, 2011, 03:31:33 PM »
HEY KOISHI
SEX


I'm pretty sure that would work.
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Re: Touhou pick-up lines
« Reply #29 on: April 25, 2011, 04:22:33 PM »
Quote from: Sabino on April 25, 2011, 07:08:56 AM
You not only sent quakes in the earth, but in my heart.
At first I thought you were trying to get a date with the Catfish.

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