Author Topic: THIS CANNOT BRIE! (UK Challenges Shadoweh, cause she can) - Day 1 (Read 54133 times)

UncertainJakutten · « **on:** April 14, 2011, 05:06:29 PM »

What has happened to the glorious CPMC days of old?
Where has the arena gone?
Why do we no longer collate our gladitorial battles of idiocy in one thread?
Who is responsible for this TRAVESTY and MORAL DECAY that has taken over CPMC!?
When will the downtrodden people CRY OUT and DEMAND their idiot challenges!?
HOW WILL WE RECTIFY THIS GRIEVOUS ERROR!?

S'right, I finally am back in the idiot pantheon, so I gotta challenge my betters as usual. And Shadoweh has interested me. So...I CHALLENGE YOU TO IDIOT MAIDENRY, SHADOWEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

(Also general challenge thread since we got lots of IPs.)

DX7.EP · « **Reply #1 on:** April 14, 2011, 05:09:01 PM »

:ohdear:
Already another IP/IM duel, while the Shadoweh-Kips one is still going on (somewhat)?

...time to get the popcorn and start calling enemies. :munch:

Tengukami · « **Reply #2 on:** April 14, 2011, 05:09:52 PM »

There's only one IM at the moment, so I think I'll just spectate. Glad that you went straight to challenging someone, though!

ふとくていなねこじょおう · « **Reply #3 on:** April 14, 2011, 05:10:18 PM »

Hopefully I'll keep up with this one.

Until then...

:munch:

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #4 on:** April 14, 2011, 05:13:35 PM »

Of course Ammy, can't be sitting on my laurels, and I told Shadoweh I was planning to test her skills if I got back in the pantheon~.

I do expect I'll have to wait until Kips is done for this to go through, but never a bad idea to state intent.

Pesco · « **Reply #5 on:** April 14, 2011, 05:16:17 PM »

I have interest in setting this one.

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #6 on:** April 14, 2011, 05:17:22 PM »

I don't have to sign any contracts, do I?

* The Least Ammy Kitten In The World looks at Pesco suspiciously

Sect · « **Reply #7 on:** April 14, 2011, 05:17:45 PM »

Hm... what's the usual response... ah, there we go.

http://i597.photobucket.com/albums/tt56/haeun0719/Orin80.gif

<Rain Lindwurm> What the poster after you said.

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #8 on:** April 14, 2011, 05:20:04 PM »

Too big Sect. You'll want to hyperlink or shrink it. Course a shrine janitor will probably do it for you.

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #9 on:** April 14, 2011, 05:24:37 PM »

Grabbing my popcorn. We're overloading Shadowehy with IP challenges, eh?

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #10 on:** April 14, 2011, 05:27:54 PM »

Yeah, except she'll actually have to try this time. But, hey, at least you gave her...um...well, not quite a warm up but...um...you got her off the couch I guess? Yeah, that's about right~.

Pesco · « **Reply #11 on:** April 14, 2011, 05:29:13 PM »

The contest will be familiar territory to the both of you. I'll put up the actual contest when she's around.

But in the meantime, role PMs are going out.

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #12 on:** April 14, 2011, 05:30:00 PM »

Oh God not Confrontation Mafia Mark II! Hope it's more entertaining this time

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Esifex · « **Reply #13 on:** April 14, 2011, 05:30:49 PM »

Quote from: The Least Ammy Kitten In The World on April 14, 2011, 05:27:54 PM

Yeah, except she'll actually have to try this time. But, hey, at least you gave her...um...well, not quite a warm up but...um...you got her off the couch I guess? Yeah, that's about right~.

MAD BURN

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #14 on:** April 14, 2011, 05:32:31 PM »

Quote from: Esifex on April 14, 2011, 05:30:49 PM

MAD BURN

Isnt burning a couch arsony?
you criminal you

edit: fuck autocorrect. "Isnt burning a couch arsonist?"

Yukarin · « **Reply #15 on:** April 14, 2011, 05:53:45 PM »

Hurr I don't have autocorrect.

I'mma watch from the sidelines.

Reddyne · « **Reply #16 on:** April 14, 2011, 05:58:50 PM »

Cripes! I'm not even done intervening in the previous challenge! What the heck?!

Pesco · « **Reply #17 on:** April 14, 2011, 06:05:02 PM »

Role PMs are out. I know you guys have questions but just chill until I post the contest.

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #18 on:** April 14, 2011, 06:09:33 PM »

Quote from: Rumia on April 14, 2011, 06:05:02 PM

Role PMs are out. I know you guys have questions but just chill until I post the contest.

##Vote:Pesco
We all know you truly arent the GM!

HakureiSM · « **Reply #19 on:** April 14, 2011, 06:31:28 PM »

Quote from: The Least Ammy Kitten In The World on April 14, 2011, 05:06:29 PM

Who is responsible for this TRAVESTY and MORAL DECAY that has taken over CPMC!?

I'd say it's the commies.

Quote from: The Least Ammy Kitten In The World on April 14, 2011, 05:27:54 PM

Yeah, except she'll actually have to try this time. But, hey, at least you gave her...um...well, not quite a warm up but...um...you got her off the couch I guess? Yeah, that's about right~.

Ouch. That was delicious.

Berzul · « **Reply #20 on:** April 14, 2011, 06:44:28 PM »

Quote from: TataraSM on April 14, 2011, 06:31:28 PM

I'd say it's the commies.

The struggle of classes will continue, as longest there is private property. Commonwealth will ensure everyone's equality, rather than having those with means of production exploiting the working class. We want to make the world a better place, comrades for you, and for MOTHER KAPPA!

Pesco · « **Reply #21 on:** April 14, 2011, 07:41:46 PM »

UK vs Shadoweh

One of these two is the true idiot. But they're not any kind of idiot. One is a Village Idiot and the other is ObvScum. Present your best cases to prove that you are not scum!

Rules

1. The day phase lasts for 120 hours from the time of this post.
2. You begin in Lynch or Lose. One of UK or Shadoweh must be lynched. Or both of them will lose if there is no lynch reached.
3. Anyone can vote by posting ##Vote <contestant name>. If you vote for arbitrary stuff, I'm not counting it. You can take your vote off by posting ##Unvote.
4. Some people have abilities stated in their role PM. All abilities may only be used once, unless otherwise stated.
5. Play to win. Have fun. Don't be a Seniwac.

Votes
UK: None
Shadoweh: None

2 alive, 25 votes to lynch.

Shadoweh · « **Reply #22 on:** April 14, 2011, 07:44:21 PM »

I accept, by the way :p I think I'm going to actually wake up before reading over my TRAITOROUS PARTNER'S content

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #23 on:** April 14, 2011, 07:48:43 PM »

So, wait, we're proving we AREN'T scum? That's rather survivalist, I think! And you know what scum want to do? Survive >=[! Townie deaths have far less impact on their team than scum deaths, so scum have a FAR more vested interest in survival. Not to mention the fact that when a mafioso dies, their posts can be farmed for connections. I have no such thing to fear, so I see no need to defend myself. However, I am fully willing to tell you why Shadoweh is scum.

First, she's been lurking all thread. Remember what I said about connections to their scumbuddies? She hasn't make a SINGLE POST all game! This is scummy, folks! Lynch all lurkers!

Secondly, she's been picking on newbs. Take a look at the Shadoweh vs. Kips thread. Kips is a wonderful new member of CPMC, and Shadoweh just had to force a lynch on him for playing badly. Guess what folks! He flipped town!

Finally, notice how her role of Idiot Princess has been upgraded to Idiot Maiden. Now, I'm not sure if I claimed this before, but I'm a cop, and I investigated TSO last night. I got a guilty on her. However, she was handing out motivations as per her Idiot Deity role. AND SHADOWEH IS THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT MOTIVATED TO IP!

Shadoweh is obviously scum, and as such, I will be voting her in this lylo.

##Vote Shadoweh

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #24 on:** April 14, 2011, 07:50:02 PM »

Oh, it looks like I got cut by Shadoweh active lurking. Look at that post, first she tries to buddy to me, and then says she has to reread? WELL WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING DURING THE ENTIRE GAME!

Conqueror · « **Reply #25 on:** April 14, 2011, 07:54:13 PM »

UK forgot to vote Pesco, obvscum trying to dodge her meta and force a lynch.

##Vote: The Least Kittan Ammy In The World

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #26 on:** April 14, 2011, 07:56:47 PM »

Oh, but I voted him D1, Conquerer. It's just in another thread because the last one reached 34 pages.

Kips McKipzerson · « **Reply #27 on:** April 14, 2011, 08:02:59 PM »

spoilers:
a village idiot can be scum too
But you didnt hear it from me. also I thought pesco was kidding about sending role PM's

Also ##Vote: The Least Ammy Kitten In The World because there are no cops

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #28 on:** April 14, 2011, 08:04:25 PM »

Oh yeah? Are you counterclaiming me, Kips? Better full claim if it's gonna be like that!

Shadoweh · « **Reply #29 on:** April 14, 2011, 08:05:31 PM »

Quote from: The Least Ammy Kitten In The World on April 14, 2011, 07:48:43 PM

Finally, notice how her role of Idiot Princess has been upgraded to Idiot Maiden. Now, I'm not sure if I claimed this before, but I'm a cop, and I investigated TSO last night. I got a guilty on her. However, she was handing out motivations as per her Idiot Deity role. AND SHADOWEH IS THE ONLY ONE WHO GOT MOTIVATED TO IP!

God damn I'm not even done re-reading but I can't let this fly, what is this I don't even. LEARN TO READ UK TSO USED HER ROLE ON TRANCE god why do I have to deal with this shit.

I was going to vote for Pesco over you! I know he's a confirmed bulletproof tracker musicboxman but he was so obviously gambitting it's not even funny! But you know what? That's gone now! It's you! We already saw Zak was the cop when he died Night 0, 1, 4, 7 and 10!

YOU WERE ON THE KIPS WAGON TOO SO DON'T BLAME ME IF HE WAS TOWN YOU SLIMY SPHYNX. Guess what my role is? I got to see your role's accompanying pic. IF ANYONE THINKS YOU'RE TOWN AFTER THIS THEY SHOULD VIG THEMSELVES.

Yeah. UK for Obvscum. UncertainKitten? MORE LIKE UNCERTAINKILLER AMIRIGHT
##VOTE UNCERTAINKITTEN