Ask a Staffer Ep. 5 - rdj

[Janitor Morgan]

?Como definir?as tus conocimientos en Espa?ol?

oh God conditional tense ;_;

I have trouble with "lo" and knowing where to use it, as well as how to properly word sentences in the imperfect tense. I never really dealt with future and conditional tenses when I was learning it, and I only spent three years taking classes, so it's probably deteriorated by a lot.

What's you're favorite part of the modding job? Conversely, least favorite?

My favorite part is just the fact that I'm able to help keep things clean. I'm at my happiest if I'm useful to at least one person.

My least favorite part...probably that I don't know exactly where lines are drawn for particular things, so I'm not sure how to proceed with certain scenarios.

[Mimachiro]

What touhou girl would you like to play chess with?
Who's the best teacher, Keine, or Cirno? (Obvious not asking which is smarter)
If you could hangout with team ⑨ for a day, what kinds of pranks would you pull?

[Yakitori]

Joke Question: Do you live nearby / know any crazy people?

Serious Question: An admin on a Facebook community that I'm a part of always seems to post the same thing numerous times. Nobody addressed it, but he stopped doing it for now (actually, he hasn't been active for days). If he does it again, do you think it would be a good idea to ask him to leave the group, or is there another solution to the problem?

[HakureiSM]

Iommi, Plant or Clapton?

[Janitor Morgan]

What touhou girl would you like to play chess with?

Satori, to see if I can win against a mind reader. (spoilers i lose :<)

Who's the best teacher, Keine, or Cirno? (Obvious not asking which is smarter)

Keine because my history knownedge is lacking.

If you could hangout with team ⑨ for a day, what kinds of pranks would you pull?

Whatever they plan, I guess, unless it's unnecessarily violent.

Do you live nearby / know any crazy people?

I did last semester! There was a paranoid guy downstairs that thought I was spying on him.

An admin on a Facebook community that I'm a part of always seems to post the same thing numerous times. Nobody addressed it, but he stopped doing it for now (actually, he hasn't been active for days). If he does it again, do you think it would be a good idea to ask him to leave the group, or is there another solution to the problem?

I'm not really well-versed in Facebook communities (I only have one to keep up with family and high school friends, really), so I don't think I have an answer to this one.

Iommi, Plant or Clapton?

Clapton.

[HakureiSM]

Holmes, Bond or Clouseau?

[あさらぎシジェ]

Joke Question: Do you live nearby / know any crazy people?

I did last semester! There was a paranoid guy downstairs that thought I was spying on him.

Were you spying on him? :V

[Yukarin]

How old arr you and where do you live? (sorry for being pirate-y there. Typing with phone.)

What's the english of calamansi?

Shiki is now your wife. What will you do?

[Janitor Morgan]

Holmes, Bond or Clouseau?

All of the above.

Were you spying on him? :V

No. He just had his blinds open, so I guess he thought I was looking in.

How old arr you and where do you live? (sorry for being pirate-y there. Typing with phone.)

I am 19, and will be 20 in May. The state I live in, Texas, is entirely too hot.

What's the english of calamansi?

"Acid orange," among other things, according to Wikipedia for what that's worth.

Shiki is now your wife. What will you do?

Let's try to avoid going this far with the questions.

[Mimachiro]

Mima or Shinki?

Which touhou girl would you want as your own shikigami?

How many licks does it take to get the center of  Tootsie Roll pop?

[Mr_Bob]

Texas, right? Born and raised, or just a college boy?
How much experience do you have with firearms, and what is your preference in them?

[Nat Tea]

If you could go to anywhere on the world, where would you go?

[Janitor Morgan]

Mima or Shinki?

Shinki.

Which touhou girl would you want as your own shikigami?

Don't shikigami have to be less powerful than the ones they serve?

How many licks does it take to get the center of  Tootsie Roll pop?

I actually tried this once; I think I counted 400-something.

Texas, right? Born and raised, or just a college boy?

Born in Plano, raised in Wylie.

How much experience do you have with firearms, and what is your preference in them?

The one time I've fired a gun, it was a fairly high-caliber pistol. I didn't lock my elbows and ended up whacking myself in the forehead with the recoil.

Haven't fired one since.

If you could go to anywhere on the world, where would you go?

If I had to pick just one place, probably Paris, France. Why? The food.

[trancehime]

Have you ever admitted to feelings of jealousy towards someone or something? If so, why?

[Janitor Morgan]

Have you ever admitted to feelings of jealousy towards someone or something? If so, why?

Admitted? No. I have definitely been jealous of people (and still am sometimes!) based on the amount of attention they receive, their skill at certain activities, etc., though.

I wish I didn't have these feelings, but they're there. :<

[Zengar Zombolt]

Any food you like enough to eat constantly without getting tired of?

Do you have any backup plan in case something goes wrong with, say, anything?

[Suikama]

Das Boot?

[Janitor Morgan]

Any food you like enough to eat constantly without getting tired of?

Not particularly. I like a bit of variety when it comes to food.

Do you have any backup plan in case something goes wrong with, say, anything?

Depends on what goes wrong. I've got a good idea of what to do if I mess up in a game or if I accidentally make someone angry at me, but for serious issues like, say, a death in the family? I don't quite know how I would cope with that. :ohdear:

Das Boot?

Das boot.

[Fetch()tirade]

Any theories as to why Texas weather is so bipolar?

[Janitor Morgan]

Any theories as to why Texas weather is so bipolar?

Everything is bigger in Texas. I theorize that this includes atmospheric entropy.

[Mimachiro]

Have you ever slept like Yukari?

Do you live near a wooded area?

Have any pets?

[HakureiSM]

German, French or Italian?

[Janitor Morgan]

Have you ever slept like Yukari?

Only when I've taken a full dose of allergy medicine. I can sleep like a rock if I've done that (though I really don't want to).

Do you live near a wooded area?

There's an area off to the east that has a lot of trees, but I wouldn't exactly call it wooded. There's quite a few people who live down that way, as well as this city's second high school.

Have any pets?

Three dogs. Given my dad's opinion of them, though, I wouldn't be surprised if they were all gone by the end of the month. :<

German, French or Italian?

Hmm...I kind of like Italian, but Iryan's been showing us some pretty good German songs on Skype recently...let's say both of those.

[HakureiSM]

Steak, sushi or pasta?

[あさらぎシジェ]

Are you confident in your manliness?

If so, would you be willing to wear nekomimi for a whole day, amidst school/work and anyone who could see?

[nintendonut888]

If you could be any video game character, who would you be?

[Janitor Morgan]

Steak, sushi or pasta?

Sushi.

Are you confident in your manliness?

Gender-wise, yes; am I "manly", no.

If so, would you be willing to wear nekomimi for a whole day, amidst school/work and anyone who could see?

This would also be a no.

If you could be any video game character, who would you be?

a NetHack fortune cookie After some careful thought, I think I'd probably be (a genderswap of) whichever of Merlee or Merluvlee that tells your fortune in Paper Mario. Pointing people in the right direction (or trying to, anyway) is something I like to do.

[Hello Purvis]

YOU ARE IN A BURNING BUILDING OH GOD!  You have time to save one person. Who will it be? Pesco, Ruro, HakuSm, Kofi Annan, Nelson Mandela, or Nobu?


YOU ARE STUCK IN A SUBMARINE THAT CANNOT SURFACE! THE AIR CYCLERS ARE BUSTED! One person must walk out of the airlock so the others will not asphyxiate. You have been asked to choose; you yourself cannot be chosen because you're the only one who knows how to run the sub. Who will it be? Pesco, Ruro, HakuSm, Kofi Annan, Nelson Mandela, or Nobu?

[Mimachiro]

What kind of dogs do you have?

Can you get them to do any tricks?

If your dogs became youkai, what would you do?

[Janitor Morgan]

YOU ARE IN A BURNING BUILDING OH GOD!  You have time to save one person. Who will it be? Pesco, Ruro, HakuSm, Kofi Annan, Nelson Mandela, or Nobu?

aaaa tough questions :ohdear:

Ideally I'd try to find a way to save two or more, but since that's not an option, Ruro.

YOU ARE STUCK IN A SUBMARINE THAT CANNOT SURFACE! THE AIR CYCLERS ARE BUSTED! One person must walk out of the airlock so the others will not asphyxiate. You have been asked to choose; you yourself cannot be chosen because you're the only one who knows how to run the sub. Who will it be? Pesco, Ruro, HakuSm, Kofi Annan, Nelson Mandela, or Nobu?

Pesco because he can breathe-hax underwater anyway. It's an implied ability.

What kind of dogs do you have?

I'm honestly not sure what the first one is, but he's very affectionate. As in, if you let him jump on you, he will try to kiss you.

The second is a minpin with a Napoleon complex, it seems.

The third is a Husky mix we inherited from some family friends when they moved to Africa. She's very old and may be losing her hearing.

Can you get them to do any tricks?

No.

If your dogs became youkai, what would you do?

I guess I'd be learning how to dodge bullets!