Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path (Read 172050 times)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #870 on:** July 10, 2009, 09:39:34 AM »

Quote from: T34G3 on July 10, 2009, 07:37:02 AM

>get lightly smoked fishbowl recipe from recipe book

>You get Lightly Smoked Fishbowl recipe.

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #871 on:** July 10, 2009, 11:04:11 AM »

> Turn the fishbowl upside down and lightly smoke tik.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #872 on:** July 10, 2009, 11:07:27 AM »

Quote from: Pesco on July 10, 2009, 11:04:11 AM

> Turn the fishbowl upside down and lightly smoke tik.

>There are no fishbowls in the kitchen, you silly billy!

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #873 on:** July 10, 2009, 11:13:28 AM »

> Get Pako in here to help us make tacos.

Pako · « **Reply #874 on:** July 10, 2009, 03:06:43 PM »

> Alright then let's make some Tacos de Asador!
Begin grilling some chorizo de asado (spanish style sausage) along with two raw tortillas. The tortillas must be crispy and the meat must be grilled well, So no burned spots! After it is done, overlap the two tortillas and add the meat. Garnish the taco with guacamole, salsa, onions, and cilantro. Your Taco de Asador is ready!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #875 on:** July 10, 2009, 03:12:17 PM »

Quote from: Pako on July 10, 2009, 03:06:43 PM

> Alright then let's make some Tacos de Asador!
Begin grilling some chorizo de asado (spanish style sausage) along with two raw tortillas. The tortillas must be crispy and the meat must be grilled well, So no burned spots! After it is done, overlap the two tortillas and add the meat. Garnish the taco with guacamole, salsa, onions, and cilantro. Your Taco de Asador is ready!

>It is fucking beautiful. Seriously, it's a work of art. Mystia, Kaguya, Rumia, and several of the kitchen maids watch the process with interest, then astonishment. You would swear, if you put it in the dark, it would quietly shed its own light. You gain ☼Taco de Asador☼
>You unlock the skill: Tacoteering.

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #876 on:** July 10, 2009, 06:01:30 PM »

>credits
>take a bow

Moerin · « **Reply #877 on:** July 10, 2009, 06:05:02 PM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 10, 2009, 06:01:30 PM

>credits
>take a bow

>Move onto Extra Stage.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #878 on:** July 10, 2009, 08:20:45 PM »

>feed Rumia a blueberry muffin and see if it gives her gas

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #879 on:** July 10, 2009, 08:47:42 PM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 10, 2009, 06:01:30 PM

>credits
>take a bow

>Program and Story: Purvis
>Art: Too many to name
>Music: See Art
>Special Thanks: See Music
>Thanks to All Test Player
>And You!
>You take a bow; a few of the maids, as well as your companions, give polite applause.

Quote from: Great Theorist Onizuka on July 10, 2009, 06:05:02 PM

>Move onto Extra Stage.

>You've yet to unlock this. But you're well on your way to a one credit clear!

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 10, 2009, 08:20:45 PM

>feed Rumia a blueberry muffin and see if it gives her gas

>It will take awhile to see if that happens, but she's thankful for the treat anyways.
>"Hey, New guy!" says one of the kitchen staff, who looks important if the number of frills she has on her apron means anything, "Get some sides and run that taco up to Mistress, would you?"

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #880 on:** July 10, 2009, 09:07:38 PM »

>appraise current outfit's value and frill quotient
>salute
>ask where the Mistress is

Pesco · « **Reply #881 on:** July 10, 2009, 09:08:32 PM »

> Eat cheese

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #882 on:** July 10, 2009, 09:19:00 PM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 10, 2009, 09:07:38 PM

>appraise current outfit's value and frill quotient
>salute
>ask where the Mistress is

>Your current outfit is frill-less. It is, however, adequately orky, thanks to the Orky Cuirass you're wearing.
>You give a salute and ask for directions. "It's just past the Head Maid's room. The new mistress doesn't like the dining room these days."

Quote from: Pesco on July 10, 2009, 09:08:32 PM

> Eat cheese

>You snag a little slice of colby from a salad. Yum!

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #883 on:** July 10, 2009, 09:21:29 PM »

>make mental note to find out what happened to the vampires
>contemplate side choices

Pesco · « **Reply #884 on:** July 10, 2009, 09:22:21 PM »

> Mape the raids

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #885 on:** July 10, 2009, 09:29:09 PM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 10, 2009, 09:21:29 PM

>make mental note to find out what happened to the vampires
>contemplate side choices

>You make a mental note to figure out where they went. Man, they better not have tried to declare themselves immune to taxtation. No matter how many ribbons they may have.
>As far as sides go, you suspect just about any common item you could wish for is probably in the pantry.

Quote from: Pesco on July 10, 2009, 09:22:21 PM

> Mape the raids

>You have not gone on enough raids to really figure out a mean absolute percentage error with any real worth.

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #886 on:** July 10, 2009, 11:03:23 PM »

>Do the funky chicken

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #887 on:** July 10, 2009, 11:07:38 PM »

Quote from: The sword that cleaves evil on July 10, 2009, 11:03:23 PM

>Do the funky chicken

>You've certainly earned a victory dance. Rumia joins in, but the tin distortion she spouts kinda ruins the mood.

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #888 on:** July 10, 2009, 11:27:58 PM »

>Apologize for Rumia's condition
>grab a few sides
>head for the mistress' room
>appraise intervening hallways for mineral value

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #889 on:** July 11, 2009, 02:45:52 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 10, 2009, 11:27:58 PM

>Apologize for Rumia's condition
>grab a few sides
>head for the mistress' room
>appraise intervening hallways for mineral value

>The other maids are understandably creeped out by Rumia's vocal oddities, but they try to be polite about it.
>You grab a few side items as to appropriate for the ☼Taco de Asador☼. None of them can compete with it, but presentation is important!
>With a tray in hand, you make your way back up the tower. Along the way, you assess the mineral wealth of the manor. Here and there, you see urns of fine porcelain, pictures and portraits of various things in gold-inlaid frames, statues of stones only a dwarf could properly identify, and even the odd tapestry. Unfortunately, the bulk of it is too large to easy carry off without it being noticed. But there is a piece or two you may be able to smuggle out, but it would have to be done just right lest you alert the various maids or Hong Meiling in one fashion or another.
>Eventually, you reach the top of the tower, and find an ornate wooden set of double doors with a nighttime scene carved into them.

>_

Pesco · « **Reply #890 on:** July 11, 2009, 03:11:06 AM »

> Quicksave and make a backup

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #891 on:** July 11, 2009, 03:14:37 AM »

Quote from: Pesco on July 11, 2009, 03:11:06 AM

> Quicksave and make a backup

>Sorry mac, we go Nethack style here. (With hash checks to prevent save scumming)

>_

Sana · « **Reply #892 on:** July 11, 2009, 03:16:37 AM »

>Open door
>Deliver taco

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #893 on:** July 11, 2009, 03:32:44 AM »

Quote from: Sanasanasan on July 11, 2009, 03:16:37 AM

>Open door
>Deliver taco

>You open the doors. Inside, you can see a huge, spacious bedroom whose walls are lined with immense paintings and large windows. Thick drapes cover the latter, rendering the room rather gloomy. In the middle of the room rests an elaborate canopied bed.
>Sitting at an ornate table are Parsee and Yugi. Parsee looks over at you, eyes glittering. "Oh, you're the new maids, right? Excellent. Is it time to eat already? Bring it in."
>Yugi is still lost in her book, but it seems she is on the last few pages now.

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #894 on:** July 11, 2009, 03:45:06 AM »

>greeneye lasers

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #895 on:** July 11, 2009, 03:56:51 AM »

>Comment on Yugi being everywhere.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #896 on:** July 11, 2009, 04:06:10 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 11, 2009, 03:45:06 AM

>greeneye lasers

>Naw, you like being able to see.

Quote from: UncertainKitten on July 11, 2009, 03:56:51 AM

>Comment on Yugi being everywhere.

>Yugi glances up for a second, "Hey, are you guys following me?"

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #897 on:** July 11, 2009, 04:15:55 AM »

>"Not intentionally, no. Taco?"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #898 on:** July 11, 2009, 04:20:20 AM »

Quote from: E-Nazrin on July 11, 2009, 04:15:55 AM

>"Not intentionally, no. Taco?"

>"Naw, I filled up at that concert," says Yugi. ""Sides, I'm pretty sure it's for the lady here." She punctuates this by rubbing Parsee's head vigorously, and handily disrupting the rather poisonous glance she was giving you.

>_

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #899 on:** July 11, 2009, 04:27:41 AM »

>"Ah, my apologies, mistress."
>provide taco
>scan room for cell phone