Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path (Read 172082 times)

>Wriggle shrugs as well as she can whilst tied up. "You could probably hit her until she stops being a pain. She probably can't do much without her dolls. But who knows? I bet she's got a trick or two, though! Like maybe a butterfly knife! Or a swordcane! Or one of those collapsing baton things! That's be awesome!"

>_

Cadmas · « **Reply #250 on:** June 22, 2009, 04:14:27 AM »

>Promise To untie Wriggle on the terms that she doesn't try to eat you.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #251 on:** June 22, 2009, 04:19:55 AM »

Quote from: Cadmas on June 22, 2009, 04:14:27 AM

>Promise To untie Wriggle on the terms that she doesn't try to eat you.

>Wriggle considers this. "Okay. I won't eat you. But if anything falls off, I got dibs. Deal?"

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Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #252 on:** June 22, 2009, 04:23:50 AM »

>Agree with deal, check Wriggle's Skills.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #253 on:** June 22, 2009, 04:29:26 AM »

>Take ropes to bondagagize the puppeteer. See how SHE likes it.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #254 on:** June 22, 2009, 05:16:30 AM »

Quote from: The one that cleaves evil on June 22, 2009, 04:23:50 AM

>Agree with deal, check Wriggle's Skills.

>"It's get back getting time, then!" Wriggle says as you untie her.
>Looking her over, she doesn't look like she'd be much in a brawl. Though maybe she'd be good at kidney hooks or something. Man, just thinking about kidney hooks makes your side hurt.

Quote from: E-mouse on June 22, 2009, 04:29:26 AM

>Take ropes to bondagagize the puppeteer. See how SHE likes it.

>You pick up some rope.

>_

Cadmas · « **Reply #255 on:** June 22, 2009, 05:21:12 AM »

>Ask Wriggle if she knows Spell: HM05 Flash.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #256 on:** June 22, 2009, 05:32:45 AM »

>"Got a spare kidney?"

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #257 on:** June 22, 2009, 06:23:13 AM »

Quote from: Cadmas on June 22, 2009, 05:21:12 AM

>Ask Wriggle if she knows Spell: HM05 Flash.

>"Well," she says, "I can light up pretty good. Would that help much?"

Quote from: E-mouse on June 22, 2009, 05:32:45 AM

>"Got a spare kidney?"

>She gives you a look, one part concerned and nine parts weirded out. "Uh, maybe that's something you should ask Eirin or someone if you want a yes?"

>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #258 on:** June 22, 2009, 07:42:23 AM »

>Equip the Chernobyl Flail and attempt to exit the basement with Wriggle

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #259 on:** June 22, 2009, 08:34:04 AM »

Quote from: Evil Trap Spirit Anthony on June 22, 2009, 07:42:23 AM

>Equip the Chernobyl Flail and attempt to exit the basement with Wriggle

>You take the Chernobyl Flail in hand and make your way out. Thankfully, the door is not locked. Wriggle follows behind you, antennae twitching.
>You find yourself in what seems to be a storage room, filled with boxes of cloth and thread and creepy doll eyes. Through the open door, you hear a sewing machine running, and Alice muttering to herself. Obvious exits are north.

>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #260 on:** June 22, 2009, 08:40:10 AM »

>Search the room for anything useful, while trying to remain unnoticed by Alice

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #261 on:** June 22, 2009, 09:43:12 AM »

>Fashion a doll out of stuff in room to use as a distraction

trancehime · « **Reply #262 on:** June 22, 2009, 02:04:22 PM »

I think some butthurt asshole deleted my post, so uhh I'll say this again:

This thread totally makes me so goddamn tsundere for you guys

because I fucking hate you all right now

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #263 on:** June 22, 2009, 02:07:03 PM »

Quote from: TranceHime on June 22, 2009, 02:04:22 PM

I think some butthurt asshole deleted my post, so uhh I'll say this again:

This thread totally makes me so goddamn tsundere for you guys

because I fucking hate you all right now

I see, well sorry if I have annoied you, I guess I'm just getting to caught up in this, sorry if I am acting like an asshole or something like that too you.

trancehime · « **Reply #264 on:** June 22, 2009, 02:18:43 PM »

Quote from: Evil Trap Spirit Anthony on June 22, 2009, 02:07:03 PM

I see, well sorry if I have annoied you, I guess I'm just getting to caught up in this, sorry if I am acting like an asshole or something like that too you.

I originally made this thread as an attempt to be emo and bitch about how shit I am as a person

INSTEAD, it turned into a lame text-based adventure thread, Zork surpasses this shit.

Cadmas · « **Reply #265 on:** June 22, 2009, 02:31:29 PM »

Well we must continue the exciting adventure or else a whole universe is going to die.

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #266 on:** June 22, 2009, 04:11:25 PM »

Aren't you glad your days will always get cheered up by people you are tsundere for?

What is the use of being emo? Nothing!

C'mon sing it with me! What it is good for? Absolutely Nothing! Huh!

Therefore, I would like your opinion on this matter: should I kill myself because I foresee my personality changing into a non-sociable NEET? (I mean, I have no friends at the workplace now, and they think I am a freak)

also

>Eat Alice's books.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #267 on:** June 22, 2009, 05:34:29 PM »

Quote from: Evil Trap Spirit Anthony on June 22, 2009, 08:40:10 AM

>Search the room for anything useful, while trying to remain unnoticed by Alice

>You find:
>Spool of ribbon
>Bolt of silk
>Spool of thread.
>Creepy-ass Doll eyes.
>Plastic doll Bits
>Needles
>Spare Sewing Machine Parts
>Common Sense by Sir Thomas Payne.

Quote from: E-mouse on June 22, 2009, 09:43:12 AM

>Fashion a doll out of stuff in room to use as a distraction

>You throw together a crude doll from the ribbons, thread, silk, and creepy-ass doll eyes.
>You get Crude Doll

Quote from: Erotic Asphyxiation on June 22, 2009, 04:11:25 PM

>Eat Alice's books.

>The only book in here is the pamphlet buy Sir Thomas Payne. OM NOM! Man, that was dry and you need a drink. You hope she doesn't have Atlas Shrugged laying about, that'd kill you and your soul.

>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #268 on:** June 22, 2009, 07:01:56 PM »

>take the plastic doll bits, needles, and spare sewing machine parts, while trying to still remain unnoticed by Alice, and check inventory

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #269 on:** June 22, 2009, 09:16:35 PM »

Quote from: Evil Trap Spirit Anthony on June 22, 2009, 07:01:56 PM

>take the plastic doll bits, needles, and spare sewing machine parts, while trying to still remain unnoticed by Alice, and check inventory

>You grab the items, but you are not sure how much longer you can go unnoticed.
>Your Inventory contains:
>Chernobyl Flail
>Aspirin
>Ibuprofen
>Heal Brand potion.
>Antacids
>Cough Drops
>Electric Razor
>The Clothes on your Back (Worn as clothes)
>Piece of Singed Dented Metal
>Plastic Doll Bits
>10 Spare Needles
>Spare Sewing Machine Parts

>_