Author Topic: Guide me along this barren path (Read 171264 times)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #120 on:** June 20, 2009, 06:17:09 PM »

Quote from: Iku Nagae on June 20, 2009, 09:19:12 AM

>Ask Suika what she's going to do

>She frowns. "I just zoggin' well went an' said I ain't got a bloody clue, innit I?"

Quote from: The one that cleaves evil on June 20, 2009, 09:37:58 AM

>Use the ectoplasm on your face to put down the flames

>You gather your courage, and move your face into the fire. The ectoplasm on your face evaporates in the process, but apparently it is enough to deal with an oil and/or gasoline fire!
>"Bly me," Suika says, "You only went and headbutt out a fire! If y' had the horns, you'd be a hella oni."

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #121 on:** June 20, 2009, 06:23:22 PM »

>Ask Suika what happened, and if possible, ask her to join party

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #122 on:** June 20, 2009, 06:24:40 PM »

>check items to see if we have anything to salvage or repair the motorcycle. Meanwhile, introduce yourself to Suika by our name. If we do not currently have a name, call ourselves Anon, or Jeff.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #123 on:** June 20, 2009, 06:54:12 PM »

Quote from: The one that cleaves evil on June 20, 2009, 06:23:22 PM

>Ask Suika what happened, and if possible, ask her to join party

>She scratches her head, and screws up her face. "I was just cruisin' along like, and this zoggin' tree went an' got in me way when I was makin' the turn!"
>At your request to join, she shakes her head. "Naw, gotta unwrap me bike from this tree like. But here, for lendin' a hand." She hands you a Bottle of Fortified Distilled Mad Train Wine

Quote from: Etch-E-Sketch on June 20, 2009, 06:24:40 PM

>check items to see if we have anything to salvage or repair the motorcycle. Meanwhile, introduce yourself to Suika by our name. If we do not currently have a name, call ourselves Anon, or Jeff.

>Your Inventory contains:
> Banson's Aria
> Clothes on your back (worn as clothes)
> State ID Card
> Slighty Singed Dwarven Backpack
> Dinged Up Proton Pack w/ Ghost Trap
> Set of curiosly-shaped bullets
> Screw
> Nitori's Underwear (Worn as helmet)
> Nitori's Clothes
> Hobo Penny
> Bottle of Fortified Distilled Mad Train Wine
>You introduce yourself to Suika as Jeff Anthony Non. She introduces herself as Suika Ibuki. "I'll keep that name in mind," she adds, "And see if I don't!"

>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #124 on:** June 20, 2009, 08:43:50 PM »

~~>Offer Suika the Bottle of Fortified Distilled Mad Train Wine, to get her to join our party~~

IGNORE THIS MOVE

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #125 on:** June 20, 2009, 08:49:37 PM »

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on June 20, 2009, 08:43:50 PM

>Offer Suika the Bottle of Fortified Distilled Mad Train Wine, to get her to join our party

It would seem like a good idea, but we just got it from Suika...

oh yeah

>ask her where she's going

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #126 on:** June 20, 2009, 09:04:57 PM »

Quote from: Etch-E-Sketch on June 20, 2009, 08:49:37 PM

>ask her where she's going

>"Go punch Yugi for awhile. Maybe set some things on fire. Y'know how it is."

>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #127 on:** June 20, 2009, 09:08:39 PM »

>Ask Suika if there are any dangerous threats, objects, or beings in the general area

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #128 on:** June 20, 2009, 11:59:49 PM »

>Smell wine (To know how powerful it is)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #129 on:** June 21, 2009, 12:05:46 AM »

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on June 20, 2009, 09:08:39 PM

>Ask Suika if there are any dangerous threats, objects, or beings in the general area

> "Ha! Easier to ask what's not dangerous like. S'what's fun about the place." She gives you a companionable punch in the arm. It will probably bruise later. Ow...

Quote from: The one that cleaves evil on June 20, 2009, 11:59:49 PM

>Smell wine (To know how powerful it is)

>You smell the Fortified Distilled Mad Train Wine. Oh god, that stuff will strip a battleship! How is it not melting through the bottle?

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #130 on:** June 21, 2009, 12:13:28 AM »

>Ask from what direction did she come from.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #131 on:** June 21, 2009, 12:15:42 AM »

Quote from: The one that cleaves evil on June 21, 2009, 12:13:28 AM

>Ask from what direction did she come from.

>Suika jerks a thumb toward the north.

>_

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #132 on:** June 21, 2009, 12:16:05 AM »

>If Possible, use the wine to remove the tree off of the bike

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #133 on:** June 21, 2009, 12:20:23 AM »

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on June 21, 2009, 12:16:05 AM

>If Possible, use the wine to remove the tree off of the bike

>You apply the Fortified Distilled Mad Train Wine to Suika's bike. The front end promptly rusts to pieces. The back end, however, is now seperate from the tree!
>Suika looks on in mute disbelief, slowly bring a hand to her forehead as she tries to comprehend this new reality you have thrust upon her.
>You now have an Empty Bottle.

>_

Moerin · « **Reply #134 on:** June 21, 2009, 12:22:32 AM »

>Convince Suika that the bike is now a unicycle.

ES-Anthy · « **Reply #135 on:** June 21, 2009, 12:34:56 AM »

>Ask Suika for more alcohol, also ask if you can salvage the bike for parts

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #136 on:** June 21, 2009, 03:40:25 AM »

Quote from: Great Theorist Onizuka on June 21, 2009, 12:22:32 AM

>Convince Suika that the bike is now a unicycle.

>In her obvious confusion, Suika looks at you, and for a moment you can almost a sort of comprehension in her eyes, as though she were starting to buy it. Maybe a unicycle could work, yeah...

Quote from: Evil Spirit Anthony on June 21, 2009, 12:34:56 AM

>Ask Suika for more alcohol, also ask if you can salvage the bike for parts

>Then the effect is shattered as though a pane of glass were tossed against the sideof a mountain. "Wot..." she says in reply, her tone carrying a growing feeling of 'I don't know what's going on, but I think I need to hit something.'

>_

Moerin · « **Reply #137 on:** June 21, 2009, 03:44:09 AM »

>Tell Suika that there's a naked, defenceless kappa she can hit just down the road.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #138 on:** June 21, 2009, 03:45:31 AM »

>Give Suika a piece of the motorcycle to punch at in case of danger

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #139 on:** June 21, 2009, 03:58:17 AM »

Quote from: Great Theorist Onizuka on June 21, 2009, 03:44:09 AM

>Tell Suika that there's a naked, defenceless kappa she can hit just down the road.

Quote from: The one that cleaves evil on June 21, 2009, 03:45:31 AM

>Give Suika a piece of the motorcycle to punch at in case of danger

>You hand Suika a piece of former motorcycle, whilst telling her there's a kappa down the road she can give a proper beating.
>It doesn't seem to have worked as well as you would have hoped. But now she has a blunt object, so the chance of her headbutting you to death is significanlty lower!

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #140 on:** June 21, 2009, 04:03:17 AM »

>Build an armor out of the motorcycle parts. If impossible, build a shield.

Caber Knight Etch-A-Sketch · « **Reply #141 on:** June 21, 2009, 04:03:30 AM »

Well shit. Looks like she's going to beat us to death with the Motorcycle piece.

Let's try to defuse the situation. Ideas, anyone?

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #142 on:** June 21, 2009, 04:27:53 AM »

Quote from: The one that cleaves evil on June 21, 2009, 04:03:17 AM

>Build an armor out of the motorcycle parts. If impossible, build a shield.

>This is theoretically possible, but you'd need to examine it and find what fits with what can so on.

>_

Moerin · « **Reply #143 on:** June 21, 2009, 04:28:52 AM »

>Run to the hills!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #144 on:** June 21, 2009, 04:31:40 AM »

Quote from: Great Theorist Onizuka on June 21, 2009, 04:28:52 AM

>Run to the hills!

>You haven't seen any hills around here yet.

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #145 on:** June 21, 2009, 04:36:49 AM »

>Examine Suika's behavior with extensive Psychological detail.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #146 on:** June 21, 2009, 04:41:47 AM »

Quote from: The one that cleaves evil on June 21, 2009, 04:36:49 AM

>Examine Suika's behavior with extensive Psychological detail.

>You scruntize Suika's behavior and mannerisms, trying to recall what you know of psychology. It seems she is deeply displeased at this recent turn of events. It also seems she is swinging a large chuck of metal at your head. Everything goes dark afterwards, leaving your analysis incomplete.
>You awaken to find yourself rather sore and very cold. It seems you are in a bathtub full of ice in a darkened room.

>_

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #147 on:** June 21, 2009, 04:43:49 AM »

God. This can't be good.
>Examine body

Moerin · « **Reply #148 on:** June 21, 2009, 04:46:17 AM »

>Make sure liver is still in body.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #149 on:** June 21, 2009, 04:47:30 AM »

Quote from: The one that cleaves evil on June 21, 2009, 04:43:49 AM

>Examine body

>Your everything hurts. In particular, your torso hurts. Taking a closer look, you see a sutured cut on your side. Ah man, they took your friggin' kidney!
>Also you have a nasty bump on your head that'll be sore for awhile

Quote from: Great Theorist Onizuka on June 21, 2009, 04:46:17 AM

>Make sure liver is still in body.

>Yeah, you're pretty sure you got that.

>_