>Go to Eirins office.
>Gunwink as you enter.
>You take your leave of the rabbits, knowing you're not going to get anything else useful out of them, and head for Eirin's office. This takes you eastwards down the hall to the intersection, then further east to the courtyard.
>The courtyard, unfortunately, is outside. While your coat is sufficient to keep your upper half warm, your lack of stockings will make crossing the courtyard unpleasant to say the least. You can see Kaguya is out there, wearing numerous layers of robes, and watching a group of bunnies noisily play a board game of some sort. A couple inches of snow cover the ground, though a lot of it has been walked through. You stand just inside the eastern exit. Obvious exits are east and west.
> Spot check for Tewi
>What the hell is this d20 shit. This is a text adventure, son! You live, thrive, and survive by virtue of your brains and cleverness, not some dice! What is wrong with you!
>Check inventory
>Examine inventory items
>Your Inventory Contains:
>Dress Suit (Wore as clothes)
>A professional-looking business suit, blouse, and knee-length skirt. What could be classier?
>Cresent Pin (Worn as accessory)
>You wear this to remind you of home.
>Wave Sign: Mind Shaker
>A spellcard where you use your abilities to make twin pattern of bullets seem to go in directions they are not.
>Visionary Wave: Mind Blowing
>A more dense pattern following the same principle as Wave Sign: Mind Shaker. Reality will be terribly distorted to the victim.
>Lunatic Sign: Visionary Tuning
>You disalign the wavelengths of a complex maze of bullets to try and trick your opponent into moving recklessly.
>Lunatic Gaze: Illusion Seeker
>Much like Lunatic Sign: Visionary Tuning, with a more aggressive pattern. It takes all of your concentration to use this well.
>Loafing Sign: Idling Wave
>This attack surrounds your target with bullets, and distorts them, forcing them to make fast decisions to avoid being caught in the middle.
>Indolence: Mind Stopper
>It takes a lot of concentration to correctly apply this card and keep up the stream of bullets.
>Invisible Full Moon
>Overlapping dense circular patterns of bullets, and alternating their wavelengths to force the victim to see one or other. It is simple, yet highly effective against the unwary.
>Tele-Mesmerism
>This is your ultimate attack, hitting an opponent with two huge waves of bullets, then shifting them as much as you can. It will leave you with a nasty headache and blurred vision.
>Comb
>A white comb. It has a few standards of your hair caught to it.
>Toothbrush
>Your toothbrush. Try not to get it dirty.
>Basin
>You fill this with water, and use it to wash your face and hands. It is currently empty.
>Check Stat values
>What.
>wabbit season
>Make a note to kick this nasty Gunwinking habit. It sounds like it'll get old.
>Also, Don't do this. Whatever it is.
>You are going to have to find ways to make it work for you, if you don't want to become a laughing stock.
>You decline to do whatever that is.
>Immediately erase this note and prohibit whatever corner of your mind that thought it was a good idea from ever thinking again
>Ignore this one. It'll come around once you realize how often it happens.
>I will turn this text adventure around...
> Belay that. If Tewi saw the pose, you automatically lose all quest items and COOL points.
> Eat 5 magic stone snacks
>The last thing you need is to give Tewi more ways to torment you...
>You do not have this item!
>Remember that this is irrelevant, as we had no intention of doing it to Tewi, as she doesn't deserve the gesture
>While this is true, if you only had to worry about Tewi when you could see her, you'd be a much happier person. Alas.
>_
