Reisen Quest: A Z-Machine Adventure

[Hello Purvis]

>You are Reisen Udongein Inaba, Gensokyo's premier gunbunny!
>You an immigrant to Gensokyo from the moon. The events surrounding that have left you with a powerful hatred of Neil Armstrong, which you do not like to get into. You have been living at Eientei after running away from home. You work for Eirin Yagokoro, which has led to many rumors being spread about the abuses she heaps on you. Only a few of them are true! She has given you a variety of strange jobs over the years; you've done your best to handle them and think you did pretty well outside the moon incident. Kaguya Houraisan considers you her pet and you still don't know what she means by that; aside from the fact she uses it as an excuse to pat you on the head sometimes. You are deeply concerned about the rights and treatment of rabbits, particularly those in Eientei, and have managed to argue for them to have better treatment on a few occasions. You have crazy eyes, and it freaks some people right out. You are a goddamn snappy dresser.
>It is winter in Gensokyo. More importantly, you have the next couple days off from your usual daily tasks!
>You are in your room. It is a simple room, you don't usually spend much time here. Three of the walls are unadorned paper panels, while the southern wall is solid wood. You suppose you could hang things from them, but never really had the opportunity to do so. And you don't think they would go unstolen, to be honest. Your bed is a simple futon with a thick comforter. Next to it is nightstand with small personal effects. Against the eastern wall is a dresser, filled with your extra clothes. Obvious exits are North.

>_

[Kilgamayan]

>Attach ears
>Look at self in mirror, point index finger at own reflection gun-style, give toothy grin, wink

[UncertainJakutten]

>Check for embarassing tattoos.

[Pesco]

> Rendez-vous with Neo-Arc Chaos. He's still wandering around Eientei.
> Await his orders.

[Hello Purvis]

> Check gun
> Add quest: Kill Tewi

>You do not have any proper firearms. But that is alright; you yourself are practically a firearm.
>You contemplate killing Tewi. Certainly, there is some justification for this feeling. Tewi is the only real dark spot on your life as a fugitive. Since day one, she has gone out of her way to prank and harass you, making your life miserable. Oh, how you loathe her! But you are not certain if you want to kill her; it would probably get you thrown out, at least. But to hoist her by her own petard...oh how sweet it would be.

>Attach ears
>Look at self in mirror, point index finger at own reflection gun-style, give toothy grin, wink

>Are you trying to make sense? Make some sense.
>You check the little mirror set on your dresser. You make a finger gun at it, grin, and wink. Then you giggle, feeling just a little silly. Maybe someday you'll have a reason to employ such a gesture.

>Check for embarassing tattoos.

>You have no tattoos that you know of. A brief check suggests that you have not acquired any while on a hypothetical drunken bender. That would be so embarrassing!

>_

[UncertainJakutten]

>Add Quest: Prove That I'm Not a Useless Rabbit, Good Only For My Sex Appeal

[Kilgamayan]

>Check for unusual growths possibly brought on by recent medical testing

[yoshicookiezeus]

> Search room for spellcards and other useful items

[Maid Xan~]

>Find a team to pose with, 'cause shit just got real!

[Rikter]

>Search for non obvious exits

[Hello Purvis]

>Add Quest: Prove That I'm Not a Useless Rabbit, Good Only For My Sex Appeal

>You have been trying to do this for years. Just that no one seems to pay attention. And where do those rumors come from?
>...No, wait. You know exactly where those rumors come from.

>Check for unusual growths possibly brought on by recent medical testing

>Like this one. Eirin doesn't do medical testing on you! You're her student, not her guinea pig! Typically.
>...Better safe than sorry. You check yourself for unusual growths, and don't find anything strange or unusual.

> Search room for spellcards and other useful items

>You search your room!
>You find:
>Your assorted spellcards
>Comb
>Toothbrush
>Basin
>Oil Lamp
>Extra clothes.
>...Your stockings are missing. Damn it.

>Find a team to pose with, 'cause shit just got real!

>You have no team at the moment. You don't think you could convince anyone at Eientei to pose with you.

>Search for non obvious exits

>You actually used to wonder if there were any, but searching your room hasn't revealed any over the years. Maybe there are others in Eientei?

>_

[Kilgamayan]

>Browse through Spellcards

[Snaka]

>MANIPULATE WAVELENGTHS OF THE AIR

[Maid Xan~]

>Leave the room and go check on Kaguya-hime.

[Snaka]

>challenge impossible requests

[yoshicookiezeus]

> Before leaving the room, put all available items in your inventory.

[Kilgamayan]

>Define collection of actions "point at individual with index finger gun-style, flash toothy grin, wink" as "gunwink" for later convenient use

[Snaka]

>Gunwink kaguya

[Maid Xan~]

>Add Quest: Find Stockings

The world cannot go on without delicious Reisen zettai ryouiki!

[Kilgamayan]

>Now that bodycheck for unusual growths has finished, check chest for usual growths

[Pesco]

> If non-planar growths are detected, gather as much info about the growths as possible by touch.

[Hello Purvis]

>Browse through Spellcards

>You look through your spellcards. Your spellcards are:
>Wave Sign: Mind Shaker
>Visionary Wave: Mind Blowing
>Lunatic Sign: Visionary Tuning
>Lunatic Gaze: Illusion Seeker
>Loafing Sign: Idling Wave
>Indolence: Mind Stopper
>Spread Sign: Invisible Full Moon
>Lunar Eyes: Tele-Mesmerism

>MANIPULATE WAVELENGTHS OF THE AIR

>You try not to make a habit of doing this, it really irks some people around you and also gives you eye strain if you do it too much. And Eirin asked you not to do so without good reason.
>Still, a little pracitce never hurt. You mess with the wavelengths of the air a bit, making light refract incorrectly and distorting distances in your room.

>Leave the room and go check on Kaguya-hime.

>You do not know where Kaguya at the moment. But you do leave.

>challenge impossible requests

>You like to think you're a pretty rough bunny, when push comes to shove, but that is probably beyond your powers.

> Before leaving the room, put all available items in your inventory.

>You obtain: Wave Sign: Mind Shaker
>You obtain:Visionary Wave: Mind Blowing
>You obtain:Lunatic Sign: Visionary Tuning
>You obtain:Lunatic Gaze: Illusion Seeker
>You obtain:Loafing Sign: Idling Wave
>You obtain:Indolence: Mind Stopper
>You obtain:Spread Sign: Invisible Full Moon
>You obtain:Lunar Eyes: Tele-Mesmerism
>You obtain:Comb
>You obtain:Toothbrush
>You obtain:Basin
>The oil lamp is too large to comfortably carry, so you decide to leave it here until you need it. The same with your extra clothes.
>You leave your room.
>You are in a hallway lined with simple paper walls. It is customary to decorate them in winter, but no one has gotten to it yet. There are a few doors here, leading to a few of the rabbits' communal rooms. As Eirin's protege, you were allowed to have your own private room to avoid the distractions that can come from staying with the other rabbits. You can hear them chattering away in one of the rooms to the south that borders yours. The hall extends to the east, meeting another hall some dozens of yards away. Obvious exits are NorthA, NorthB, SouthA, SouthB, and East

>Define collection of actions "point at individual with index finger gun-style, flash toothy grin, wink" as "gunwink" for later convenient use

>Sure thing.

>Gunwink kaguya

>She is not here!

>Add Quest: Find Stockings

The world cannot go on without delicious Reisen zettai ryouiki!

>You will need these if you intend to spend any time outside.

>Now that bodycheck for unusual growths has finished, check chest for usual growths

>You are not about to do this while standing in the hall! But you are pretty sure they are fine.

> If non-planar growths are detected, gather as much info about the growths as possible by touch.

>You are definitely not about to do this in the hallway.

>_

[Pesco]

> Use SEXY BUNNY STEALTH to listen in on what's being talked about in room yonder.
> Determine if Tewi is in the presence.

[UncertainJakutten]

>Go back in room, check chest for usual growths.

[Hello Purvis]

> Use SEXY BUNNY STEALTH to listen in on what's being talked about in room yonder.
> Determine if Tewi is in the presence.

>You are not especially stealthy, though you do like to think you're rather attractive. Still, you are able to listen in.
>From what you can gather, they are talking about something going on at the front gates of Eientei, and giggling quite a bit.

>Go back in room, check chest for usual growths.

>You head back into your room and check.
>Yep! They're still there. You don't imagine they would have gone anywhere else.

>_

[Dead Princess Sakana]

>Check on the rabbits and see if they're treated alright

[Kilgamayan]

>Do a spread-gunwink to all the rabbits upon entering their room

[Hello Purvis]

>Check on the rabbits and see if they're treated alright

>Do a spread-gunwink to all the rabbits upon entering their room

>It's always good to make sure the rabbits are doing okay.
>You entire the room, and do a spread gunwink.
>You're met with a lot of laughter.
>The Rabbit dormitory is a frightful mess. Clothes and personal effects are strewn about without regard, futons are disheveled, and there are bits of trash here and there. It is a fairly large room, and there are a number of paper screens and blankets hung from wires to create little private rooms off to the sides and rear, with a large communal area in the certain. There are about a dozen rabbits here right now.

>_

[Pesco]

> Ask the whereabouts of Eirin and Kaguya
> Ask what they were talking about

[Moerin]

>Enlist the rabbits to be your invincible army of the night~