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Spidere

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #120 on: January 07, 2010, 10:02:40 PM »
Quote from: HakureiSM on January 07, 2010, 09:58:15 PM
> Activate Puppy Eyes in order to tranquilize humans.
> Head to Marketplace, pull sword and hold it menacingly, and yell "IF ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DON'T BRING ME A CARROT CHARM RIGHT FUCKING NOW THERE WILL BE BLOOD"
> Standby for human reaction.

This.
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Snaka

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #121 on: January 07, 2010, 10:03:38 PM »
Quote from: HakureiSM on January 07, 2010, 09:58:15 PM
> Activate Puppy Eyes in order to tranquilize humans.
> Head to Marketplace, pull sword and hold it menacingly, and yell "IF ONE OF YOU FUCKERS DON'T BRING ME A CARROT CHARM RIGHT FUCKING NOW THERE WILL BE BLOOD"
> Standby for human reaction.

>You activate the much abused puppy eyes and someones nose bleeds. You hear a lot of HNGGGH
>You deactivate puppy eyes at the marketplace and make the threat. Everyone runs away in a frenzy and you are now deserted. You see a shrinemaiden on the horizon, you don't have much time!
>_
Quote from: Thundr_Pwnage on January 07, 2010, 10:02:40 PM
This.

>That
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HakureiSM

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #122 on: January 07, 2010, 10:30:13 PM »
> Quick! Grab someone and make a hostage! Put sword to victim's neck for bonus shock!
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[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Snaka

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #123 on: January 07, 2010, 10:31:48 PM »
Quote from: HakureiSM on January 07, 2010, 10:30:13 PM
> Quick! Grab someone and make a hostage! Put sword to victim's neck for bonus shock!

>Oh momiji, what have you turned into? You think as you grab someone foolish enough not to run. Too bad you don't have your sword, because now you look like an idiot. The person you are holding is whimpering with fear, and reimu is getting closer...
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HakureiSM

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #124 on: January 07, 2010, 10:41:21 PM »
Oh fuck, forgot I hid the fucking sword outside of the town.

> Release hostage
> Fall on knees
> Start crying desperatedly.
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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #125 on: January 07, 2010, 10:49:30 PM »
Quote from: HakureiSM on January 07, 2010, 10:41:21 PM
Oh fuck, forgot I hid the fucking sword outside of the town.

> Release hostage
> Fall on knees
> Start crying desperatedly.

>Yeah, well you weren't going to plan to frighten everyone back then.
>You release the hostage, who runs off quickly.
>You fall on your knees as reimu arrives, and cry desperately.
>Reimu pats you on the back, and invites you into the tea shop to let you talk about it. You can feel people shuffling away from you as you sit down at the table. A frightened waiter approaches you and asks what he can get you. Reimu asks for tea. "Whats going on now then?" She says in a motherly but slightly annoyed voice.
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HakureiSM

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #126 on: January 07, 2010, 10:53:07 PM »
> "T-Tewi stole my c-camera and t-told me she won't r-return it if I don't give her a n-new c-c-carrot charm" ;-;
> "Miss Aya gave me that c-camera and I-I can't lose it so I- I- uguu~"
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[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #127 on: January 07, 2010, 10:54:20 PM »
Quote from: HakureiSM on January 07, 2010, 10:53:07 PM
> "T-Tewi stole my c-camera and t-told me she won't r-return it if I don't give her a n-new c-c-carrot charm" ;-;
> "Miss Aya gave me that c-camera and I-I can't lose it so I- I- uguu~"

>You explain your situation and notice Reimu getting very angry. Reassuringly she says: "Just wait here, I'll take care of the stupid rabbit." With that she is off, running out. The  nervous waiter brings you tea, and backs away slowly.

>_
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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #128 on: January 07, 2010, 11:05:31 PM »
> "Ooh shit"
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Snaka

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #129 on: January 07, 2010, 11:06:21 PM »
Quote from: HakureiSM on January 07, 2010, 11:05:31 PM
> "Ooh shit"

>What if she looks through the film on the camera? Oh dear.
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COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #130 on: January 07, 2010, 11:15:53 PM »
>Hope for the best
>Reactivate Puppy Eyes so the gods smile upon you
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HakureiSM

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #131 on: January 07, 2010, 11:19:55 PM »
> If she looks through the film it will turn black and be ruined, and she won't see a thing. No digital cameras in Gensokyo.
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[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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E-Nazrin

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #132 on: January 08, 2010, 02:02:52 AM »
>blame Aya for everything ever
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Pesco

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #133 on: January 08, 2010, 08:51:39 AM »
> Ready KITTY PARKOUR
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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #134 on: January 08, 2010, 04:48:07 PM »
Quote from: Copyrighted? on January 07, 2010, 11:15:53 PM
>Hope for the best
>Reactivate Puppy Eyes so the gods smile upon you

>You hope for the best.
>Stop abusing puppy eyes! Please, I ask you all to sign a petition! If two people sign it we will introduce PEP, or Puppy eyes points!

Quote from: HakureiSM on January 07, 2010, 11:19:55 PM
> If she looks through the film it will turn black and be ruined, and she won't see a thing. No digital cameras in Gensokyo.

>If she had a bit of "luck", maybe she could?

Quote from: E-Motion on January 08, 2010, 02:02:52 AM
>blame Aya for everything ever

>Already done that, when you were 5 years old.
Quote from: Pes Con't Go on January 08, 2010, 08:51:39 AM
> Ready KITTY PARKOUR

>No. Please abuse the puppy eyes, or sign a petition.

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COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #135 on: January 09, 2010, 08:37:37 AM »
>Find change while you're waiting
>As soon as you find some give it to Reimu when she comes back
>Try to remember KITTY STEALTH from the Chen battle so you can get away if Reimu hugs us again
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Snaka

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #136 on: January 09, 2010, 11:35:56 AM »
Quote from: Copyrighted? on January 09, 2010, 08:37:37 AM
>Find change while you're waiting
>As soon as you find some give it to Reimu when she comes back
>Try to remember KITTY STEALTH from the Chen battle so you can get away if Reimu hugs us again

>You look around for change. Underneath the table you find some coins.
>Reimu enters, holding the camera up high. She hands it to you, and you hand her the coins you found, plus some of your own change.
>You thank her quickly then run out of the cafe before Reimu can hug you. "Waiit!" Reimu calls, running after you, with her arms held out.
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COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #137 on: January 09, 2010, 08:28:15 PM »
>take hidden pictures.
>Did we finish the Eirin task?
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Snaka

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #138 on: January 09, 2010, 09:25:55 PM »
Quote from: Copyrighted? on January 09, 2010, 08:28:15 PM
>take hidden pictures.
>Did we finish the Eirin task?

>Hidden pictures of what?
>You have finished the Eirin task. Unless you want to go back in there.
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Spidere

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #139 on: January 09, 2010, 09:29:58 PM »
> While sprinting away, thank Reimu and tell her you're in a hurry.
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Snaka

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #140 on: January 09, 2010, 09:31:55 PM »
Quote from: Thundr_Pwnage on January 09, 2010, 09:29:58 PM
> While sprinting away, thank Reimu and tell her you're in a hurry.

>You thank her loudly, and then run off at a quick pace outside of the human village. Using your enhanced hearing you are certain she isn't following anymore.

PHEW.

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #141 on: January 09, 2010, 10:17:46 PM »
> Mind the Gap
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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #142 on: January 09, 2010, 10:23:30 PM »
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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #143 on: January 09, 2010, 10:37:12 PM »
>We should have tried for panty shots, like a real tengu.
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COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #144 on: January 09, 2010, 10:39:32 PM »
>Take pictures of Reimu, but she's gone now >:(
>Proceed to the SDM to take pictures of Meiling.
>Bring tranquilizers. Who knows when some loli will come to eat or freeze us
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Snaka

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #145 on: January 09, 2010, 11:14:53 PM »
Quote from: Toast on January 09, 2010, 10:37:12 PM
>We should have tried for panty shots, like a real tengu.

>You still have that in depth rpeort to do.

Quote from: Copyrighted? on January 09, 2010, 10:39:32 PM
>Take pictures of Reimu, but she's gone now >:(
>Proceed to the SDM to take pictures of Meiling.
>Bring tranquilizers. Who knows when some loli will come to eat or freeze us

>You fly to the SDM, and hide in a tree. Meiling is actually awake, and is in fierce combat with cirno.
>You don't have any.
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COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #146 on: January 09, 2010, 11:17:33 PM »
>Examine the area
>Examine Meiling
>Examine Cirno
>Check the scouter on their power levels
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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #147 on: January 09, 2010, 11:23:10 PM »
Quote from: Copyrighted? on January 09, 2010, 11:17:33 PM
>Examine the area
>Examine Meiling
>Examine Cirno
>Check the scouter on their power levels

>The Scarlet devil mansions walls are quite far away, and in front of it is the guardhouse. Surrounding the guardhouse are numerous trees and bushes that almost seem too convienient for tengu to hide in.
>Meiling is glowing with colour as she unleashes danmaku and a few rounded kicks upon cirno.
>Cirno is crying and begging her to stop, whilst trying to get an icicle into meilings eye.
>Meiling: 2234
>Cirno: over 9999 (you knew it was coming)
>You notice rustling in a nearby tree, and a little snigger.
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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #148 on: January 09, 2010, 11:25:33 PM »
>snap a picture of the scene
>Examine snigger
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COPIRIGHTO

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Re: Journeys of a wolf tengu
« Reply #149 on: January 09, 2010, 11:26:14 PM »
>Use TENGU EYES to see who is in the nearby tree
>Use KITTY STEALTH
>Prepare the WEAPONZ if it's hostile
>Prepare Iku pictures if it's friendly
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