> "Oh, wait, no, I mean I'm plumbing her mouse"
> Go outside and greet Suika. "Great Mountain Deva Suika, carrier of the ever-elusive Missing Power, bearer of the gourd of ever-flowing men's beer, the last of the (surface) oni, caver of inanity, strongest of Gensokyo (aside from Cirno), and our one and only saviour! I fear your great passion in promising us your aid and deliverance from Parsee's evil grasp earlier overwhelmed you. The rest was much needed, perhaps. And so we have taken the liberty of taking you with us on our quest to defeat Parsee! Oh dear great Immaterial Oni, show us the wealth of wisdom that the long-lived pride of the oni carry!"