> "It might. Depends. Though Marisa is off tenderizing said hobo queen as we speak, I suspect. All in all, we might be overly worried for nothing. Y'see, Parsee got her hands on the power of the hobo queen. And I'm looking to stop her before she hurts herself. We're gathering the old subteranean invasion team together as we suspect they'll be Parsee's first targets. You in?"
> Profess your undying admiration for Tenshi and her S/M ways and that you've always followed all her exploits through thick and thin. Ask her if she's looking for a 'Master' for a new exciting chapter in her life. Convince her to join you. Buy her a drink if you have to.
>"Parsee, is it?" says Suika, while scratching her head. "Strange powers 'r not, I'm not that worried. Oni are made for fightin' and winnin', after all! Sounds right fun, if you want the truth of it! I'll stay here for a bit and finish up my drinks, then go looking for it."
>Tenshi chuckles. "Oh those rumors~ I'm sorry, I appreciate the thought, but I've got to mind the bar. Maybe we can play later."
> Throw Suika's sake in her face. Yell: "Sorry miss HORNy oni but I like doing that to peoples I want to sleep with hurr durr durr.
>Suika is caught off guard by this tactic, and receives a facefull of sake. While you yell at her, she says, "Right then." You see her arm move toward you, then suddenly your torso explodes into a miasma of agony!
>You're not sure how much later it is when you can see again, but you're laying on the floor and your
everything hurts. And you're pretty from the sharp pains in your belly that Suika is kicking you. "This is awesome!" you hear Tenshi exclaim.
>_