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Pako

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #960 on: September 04, 2009, 10:52:19 PM »
Quote from: Pesco on September 04, 2009, 10:46:30 PM
> Return once more to the Barren Path!

> And be quick about it!
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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #961 on: September 05, 2009, 07:36:08 AM »
Quote from: Pako on August 31, 2009, 05:34:32 AM
> Nah, Suika is our sex slave, Slaves don't cave masters, right?

> Pickles>cucumbers.

>"You know," says Nitori, "those are fighting words around here, I wouldn't say that too loud."

Quote from: Pesco on August 31, 2009, 06:18:56 AM
> Slaves makes cool art.

>Water is wet.

Quote from: Pesco on September 04, 2009, 10:46:30 PM
> Return once more to the Barren Path!

>Hey man, I just want some good responses to work with, and MTG's been busy.

Quote from: Pako on September 04, 2009, 10:52:19 PM
> And be quick about it!

>Don't copy that floppy!

>_
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Pako

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #962 on: September 05, 2009, 08:35:35 AM »
> this is a good response.

> Tell Nitori our ancestors are trees

> Remilia is a slow fatass.
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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #963 on: September 06, 2009, 03:38:59 PM »
>"It's been a week already, so is our tellurium ready yet?"
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Pesco

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #964 on: September 08, 2009, 07:13:03 AM »
> Punch Purvis in the spine for not updating this more often
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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #965 on: September 08, 2009, 09:52:53 AM »
Quote from: Pako on September 05, 2009, 08:35:35 AM
> this is a good response.

> Tell Nitori our ancestors are trees

> Remilia is a slow fatass.

>No it isn't.
>"Really?" says Nitori, "I always thought you guys came from that one guy who went around jabbing spears into oceans and making islands and junk. Learn something new everyday, I guess."
>Well, we are all entitled to our opinion, I suppose.

Quote from: Thaws on September 06, 2009, 03:38:59 PM
>"It's been a week already, so is our tellurium ready yet?"

>"It's been like two minutes! Go do something."

Quote from: Pesco on September 08, 2009, 07:13:03 AM
> Punch Purvis in the spine for not updating this more often

>Don't blame me, blame yourself or God.
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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #966 on: September 08, 2009, 12:03:41 PM »
>Keep blaming self for hours (rant about myself really loudly so everyone can hear) till the tellurium's done.
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Pako

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #967 on: September 08, 2009, 02:31:02 PM »
> shake your fist to the sky and yell: PURVIIIIIIS.

> Lecture Nitori: "Men are mortal, Animals rot and decay, Plants wither away, even Shinigami perish. All things that depart this life, do so in accordance with a strict timeline, things spawned from any of these beings are not exempt to this rule. Kido, an extension of a Shinigami, falls in this category. Whether it last for an century or an millennium, it too will eventually decompose and corrode.
That is the way of this world. Words like 'eternal' and 'forever' where born from mouths of fools who chose to embrace romanticism over reality."
My lecture is over... YOU MAY NOW GO THE WAY OF ALL FLESH.
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UncertainJakutten

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #968 on: September 12, 2009, 02:36:42 AM »
>plugh
« Last Edit: September 12, 2009, 02:38:34 AM by UncertainKitten »
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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #969 on: September 12, 2009, 03:50:45 PM »
Quote from: Thaws on September 08, 2009, 12:03:41 PM
>Keep blaming self for hours (rant about myself really loudly so everyone can hear) till the tellurium's done.

>"Will you cut that out or do that outside or something?" says Nitori.

Quote from: Pako on September 08, 2009, 02:31:02 PM
> shake your fist to the sky and yell: PURVIIIIIIS.

> Lecture Nitori: "Men are mortal, Animals rot and decay, Plants wither away, even Shinigami perish. All things that depart this life, do so in accordance with a strict timeline, things spawned from any of these beings are not exempt to this rule. Kido, an extension of a Shinigami, falls in this category. Whether it last for an century or an millennium, it too will eventually decompose and corrode.
That is the way of this world. Words like 'eternal' and 'forever' where born from mouths of fools who chose to embrace romanticism over reality."
My lecture is over... YOU MAY NOW GO THE WAY OF ALL FLESH.

>Nitori doesn't say anything, but you think you hear Kaguya giggle behind you.

Quote from: UncertainKitten on September 12, 2009, 02:36:42 AM
>plugh

>"Ding!" goes the smelter.
>"It's...what?" Nitori checks the smelter, open amazement on her face. Then she reaches in and pulls out a small flask full of silvery powder. "How the hell did you do that?" she ask as she gives you the flask.

>_

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Pako

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #970 on: September 12, 2009, 04:17:21 PM »
> Sniff the silverly powder up.

> Kaguya, your love to me is whithout borders.
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Pesco

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #971 on: September 12, 2009, 05:10:06 PM »
> Kick Pako in the filling. We are not sniffing the tellerium powder.
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Pako

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #972 on: September 12, 2009, 05:16:19 PM »

> Confirm that Pesco is our guardian angel and that I am the demon in side our head telling us to do bad things.
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Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #973 on: September 12, 2009, 06:31:17 PM »
>Violate the nearest taco.
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Pako

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #974 on: September 12, 2009, 06:33:39 PM »
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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #975 on: September 12, 2009, 06:59:47 PM »
Quote from: Pako on September 12, 2009, 04:17:21 PM
> Sniff the silverly powder up.

> Kaguya, your love to me is whithout borders.
Quote from: Pesco on September 12, 2009, 05:10:06 PM
> Kick Pako in the filling. We are not sniffing the tellerium powder.
Quote from: Pako on September 12, 2009, 05:16:19 PM
> Confirm that Pesco is our guardian angel and that I am the demon in side our head telling us to do bad things.
Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on September 12, 2009, 06:31:17 PM
>Violate the nearest taco.
Quote from: Pako on September 12, 2009, 06:33:39 PM
> Orally

>This is why we can't have nice things.
>There are no tacos in sight.

>_
« Last Edit: September 12, 2009, 10:47:10 PM by Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. »
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Pako

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #976 on: September 12, 2009, 07:32:09 PM »
> FINE THEN. Get down with Nitori, if you know what I mean.
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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #977 on: September 12, 2009, 07:34:51 PM »
Quote from: Pako on September 12, 2009, 07:32:09 PM
> FINE THEN. Get down with Nitori, if you know what I mean.

>Who the what now?
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Pako

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #978 on: September 12, 2009, 07:56:58 PM »
> just hug Nitori, push her to the ground and make out with her. Remember back when I was good at this?
« Last Edit: September 12, 2009, 10:46:00 PM by Dr. Purjewry M.F.D. »
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Zengar Zombolt

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #979 on: September 12, 2009, 08:02:25 PM »
Quote from: Pako on September 12, 2009, 07:56:58 PM
> just hug Nitori, push her to the ground and make out with her.
Destroy Pako.
Orally.
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Pako

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #980 on: September 12, 2009, 08:04:27 PM »
Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on September 12, 2009, 08:02:25 PM
Quote from: Pako on September 12, 2009, 07:56:58 PM
> just hug Nitori, push her to the ground and make out with her.
Destroy Pako.
Orally.

> How dare you.
> Make Zengar suffer anally.
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Pesco

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #981 on: September 12, 2009, 09:04:41 PM »
> Abuse Godmother powers and do something horrible to Pako
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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #982 on: September 12, 2009, 10:45:08 PM »
Quote from: Pako on September 12, 2009, 07:56:58 PM
> just hug Nitori, push her to the ground and make out with her.
Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on September 12, 2009, 08:02:25 PM
Destroy Pako.
Orally.
Quote from: Pako on September 12, 2009, 08:04:27 PM
> How dare you.
> Make Zengar suffer anally.

>You are proving Freud right. =[

Quote from: Pesco on September 12, 2009, 09:04:41 PM
> Abuse Godmother powers and do something horrible to Pako

>Okay.
>
Quote from: Pako on September 12, 2009, 07:56:58 PM
> just hug Nitori, push her to the ground and make out with her. Remember back when I was good at this?

>_
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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #983 on: September 12, 2009, 10:54:08 PM »
> Towards the 1000th post we go!
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Pako

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #984 on: September 12, 2009, 10:58:54 PM »
> You better have a nice surprise for us, when we reach the 1000th post.

> Call in Mind-The-Grue for story progression.
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Gappy

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #985 on: September 12, 2009, 11:01:50 PM »
> "Thanks, Nitori. I owe you two now. Do you have anything you need? I'm on my way to the underground right now in case you need any groceries, y'know, like a new nuclear reactor perhaps? Oh, also, any way I can convince you to join our fun little party? There might be more than just cucumbers at the end of this barren path we walk upon."
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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #986 on: September 12, 2009, 11:08:59 PM »
Quote from: Pesco on September 12, 2009, 10:54:08 PM
> Towards the 1000th post we go!

>Hey, it is about that time isn't it?

Quote from: Pako on September 12, 2009, 10:58:54 PM
> You better have a nice surprise for us, when we reach the 1000th post.

> Call in Mind-The-Grue for story progression.

>Parsers run on binary. 1000 is meaningless.
>He's a busy guy, you know. =|

Quote from: Mind-The-Grue on September 12, 2009, 11:01:50 PM
> "Thanks, Nitori. I owe you two now. Do you have anything you need? I'm on my way to the underground right now in case you need any groceries, y'know, like a new nuclear reactor perhaps? Oh, also, any way I can convince you to join our fun little party? There might be more than just cucumbers at the end of this barren path we walk upon."

>"Uh...well..." Nitori frowns. "I...guess I could do with getting away for a bit til things settle down. But it's pretty dank underground..."
>"Oi, how the zoggin' hell I get up here?" comes a voice from outside.

>_
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Pako

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #987 on: September 12, 2009, 11:14:52 PM »
> Oi, looks like that zoggin Suika just woke up, you should see if she is okay, Nitori. Oh, and while you are at it, tell Suika I am plundering her house.
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Gappy

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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #988 on: September 12, 2009, 11:31:03 PM »
> "Oh, wait, no, I mean I'm plumbing her mouse"

> Go outside and greet Suika. "Great Mountain Deva Suika, carrier of the ever-elusive Missing Power, bearer of the gourd of ever-flowing men's beer, the last of the (surface) oni, caver of inanity, strongest of Gensokyo (aside from Cirno), and our one and only saviour! I fear your great passion in promising us your aid and deliverance from Parsee's evil grasp earlier overwhelmed you. The rest was much needed, perhaps. And so we have taken the liberty of taking you with us on our quest to defeat Parsee! Oh dear great Immaterial Oni, show us the wealth of wisdom that the long-lived pride of the oni carry!"
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Re: Return to the Barren Path
« Reply #989 on: September 12, 2009, 11:42:42 PM »
Quote from: Pako on September 12, 2009, 11:14:52 PM
> Oi, looks like that zoggin Suika just woke up, you should see if she is okay, Nitori. Oh, and while you are at it, tell Suika I am plundering her house.

>"Huh?" Says Nitori.

Quote from: Mind-The-Grue on September 12, 2009, 11:31:03 PM
> "Oh, wait, no, I mean I'm plumbing her mouse"

> Go outside and greet Suika. "Great Mountain Deva Suika, carrier of the ever-elusive Missing Power, bearer of the gourd of ever-flowing men's beer, the last of the (surface) oni, caver of inanity, strongest of Gensokyo (aside from Cirno), and our one and only saviour! I fear your great passion in promising us your aid and deliverance from Parsee's evil grasp earlier overwhelmed you. The rest was much needed, perhaps. And so we have taken the liberty of taking you with us on our quest to defeat Parsee! Oh dear great Immaterial Oni, show us the wealth of wisdom that the long-lived pride of the oni carry!"

>You head outside to find Suika picking herself up off the ground, holding her head with a hand. She looks at you as you make your speech. She considers them carefully, pursing her lips and furrowing her brow as she looks toward the ground. Then she looks back up you and says, "Think I got a hangover..."
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