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Title: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Drake on August 01, 2009, 04:07:33 PM
This is a bad thing but it makes me feel so accomplished.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 01, 2009, 04:32:03 PM
sage
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Drake on August 01, 2009, 04:44:11 PM
>>51263 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=1394.msg51263#msg51263)
You're not doing it right.
sage (http://sage)
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 01, 2009, 06:56:27 PM
I look forward to the day when I reach 1000 posts...again.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: M. Burusu on August 01, 2009, 08:41:18 PM
>>51263 (http://www.shrinemaiden.org/forum/index.php?topic=1394.msg51263#msg51263)
You're not doing it right.
sage (http://sage/)

Remind me what that does again?
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Drake on August 01, 2009, 08:42:54 PM
The exact opposite of what you want it to.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: M. Burusu on August 01, 2009, 08:46:40 PM
The exact opposite of what you want it to.

Mind telling me what that is? Because if that was some sort of malicious little prank that set my intranet security to 0, I am going to want to know if I should get it back up again.

EDIT: I'm not joking. Tell me exactly what that little hyperlink did to my internet. Or intranet. Or whatever. NOW.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Easy Mode on August 01, 2009, 09:25:04 PM
You don't know what sage is?
Really?
REALLY?
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: M. Burusu on August 01, 2009, 09:26:10 PM
You don't know what sage is?
Really?
REALLY?

REALLY. Because I've yet to encounter it, UNTIL NOW.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Easy Mode on August 01, 2009, 09:27:42 PM
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 01, 2009, 09:29:20 PM
The exact opposite of what you want it to.

Mind telling me what that is? Because if that was some sort of malicious little prank that set my intranet security to 0, I am going to want to know if I should get it back up again.

EDIT: I'm not joking. Tell me exactly what that little hyperlink did to my internet. Or intranet. Or whatever. NOW.

Do a virus scan. NOW.

Edit: AND DO NOT RESTART. SHUT DOWN ONLY.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: M. Burusu on August 01, 2009, 09:39:35 PM
The exact opposite of what you want it to.

Mind telling me what that is? Because if that was some sort of malicious little prank that set my intranet security to 0, I am going to want to know if I should get it back up again.

EDIT: I'm not joking. Tell me exactly what that little hyperlink did to my internet. Or intranet. Or whatever. NOW.

Do a virus scan. NOW.

Edit: AND DO NOT RESTART. SHUT DOWN ONLY.

Thanks for the tips.
 
I'm also genuinely worried.
 
Any advice on how to get my security back up proper?
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 01, 2009, 09:42:29 PM
Just run a virus scan. If something comes up, tell me.

Edit: Also, I need to talk with TSO what Idiot Deities can do. Because Drake's earned a probation for this =[
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: M. Burusu on August 01, 2009, 09:53:43 PM
Just run a virus scan. If something comes up, tell me.

Edit: Also, I need to talk with TSO what Idiot Deities can do. Because Drake's earned a probation for this =[

The scan is running as we speak (or type, as it were). So far, nothing yet, but I'll keep you posted.

EDIT: I can't leave my computer alone, because if I let it idle it actually goes into sleep mode after a bit. Getting it out of that would, I'm guessing, be just as bad as restarting. Thus, I'm sitting here agitating the mouse every now and again.

2nd EDIT: I can't handle antivirus software for the life of me. Scan just ended because it's a QUICK SCAN. Doing a FULL SCAN now, because I'm paranoid and the situation calls for it. However, the Quick Scan turned up no malware, so I'm a bit happy about that . . . but I'm not going to be satisfied until all 200-or-so-gigs of my hard drive have been scrutinized. Again, I'll keep you posted.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: helvetica on August 01, 2009, 09:58:50 PM
Dude, get the fuck out seriously.

EDIT: No seriously, get the fuck out, I can't believe how retarded you are
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: M. Burusu on August 01, 2009, 10:00:35 PM
Dude, get the fuck out seriously.

Who is this directed at?
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Moogy on August 01, 2009, 10:02:05 PM
Your Windows registration is now compromised. Please contact Microsoft for a new key; tell them about the whole sage thing, of course.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 01, 2009, 10:03:29 PM
It's directed at me, because I'm a dirty post whore. D: It's not directed at you no doubt.

And on topic, this is my 2000th post. Just noticed that now.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 01, 2009, 10:07:52 PM
If a quick scan didn't get it, a full scan should leave things fine, too.

What you're looking for is sage.dll, in particular.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: helvetica on August 01, 2009, 10:11:25 PM
Dude, get the fuck out seriously.

Who is this directed at?
(http://i28.tinypic.com/10wipz9.gif)
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: M. Burusu on August 01, 2009, 10:12:54 PM
If a quick scan didn't get it, a full scan should leave things fine, too.

What you're looking for is sage.dll, in particular.

Okay . . . and what would happen (or have happened) if it was in fact found? It hasn't, but I'd like to keep a step ahead in the event of catastrophe.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 01, 2009, 10:14:37 PM
I...wow. This is just getting sad.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Gpop on August 01, 2009, 10:16:53 PM
This thread is now full of lulz.

And Burusu drops from my list with the other retards.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: helvetica on August 01, 2009, 10:17:36 PM
This thread is a reason why I'm pro-choice (notrly)
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: helvetica on August 01, 2009, 10:21:05 PM
Shh don't ruin the moment Mint, things will get sorted out =P
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Gpop on August 01, 2009, 10:21:51 PM
Shh don't ruin the moment Mint, things will get sorted out =P

Oh TSO things will only get even better XD.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: M. Burusu on August 01, 2009, 10:30:20 PM
OK, this is starting to get kind of irritating.
 
I honestly didn't know what sage was.
 
I don't go around the internet often, barring the sites I know and enjoy.
 
And now this has happened and my computer may in fact be messed up, and here you people are yukking it up like no tomorrow. A few of you (thank you, Purvis, Moogy) have moved to help.
 
I am not a retard who doesn't know anything, I am not a joke to be laughed at, I am a REAL PERSON who is now having a REAL PROBLEM with their computer and who needs some HELP with it (and who has thankfully been getting some aid). So if you would stop laughing about my plight, that would be really appreciated.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 01, 2009, 10:33:02 PM
Did you find that .dll?

If not, you're past the danger phase. Just do a spyware scan whenever you get the leisure; without the .dll the thing's harmless.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: E-Nazrin on August 01, 2009, 10:37:47 PM
And don't forget your multipass.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Quad City QBs on August 01, 2009, 10:42:52 PM
Did you find that .dll?

If not, you're past the danger phase. Just do a spyware scan whenever you get the leisure; without the .dll the thing's harmless.

Don't listen to this guy!  He runs a spam server--meaning he profits off new infections.

Run Process Explorer (http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/sysinternals/bb896653.aspx) and screencap the list of processes running on your machine.  And hurry--depending on your ISP, a worm could already have penetrated the heatsink barrier and infected the CPU.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Apotheosis on August 01, 2009, 10:47:35 PM
The exact opposite of what you want it to.

Mind telling me what that is? Because if that was some sort of malicious little prank that set my intranet security to 0, I am going to want to know if I should get it back up again.

EDIT: I'm not joking. Tell me exactly what that little hyperlink did to my internet. Or intranet. Or whatever. NOW.

Go to your family. Tell them that everything will be alright.

And pray.

Because right now, only God can help you.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Gpop on August 01, 2009, 10:51:24 PM
Burusu, you might as well try to save as many files as you can while you still have the chance.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 01, 2009, 10:54:16 PM
You know, it's strange. Usually I sympathize with people in your position because I'm quite the same when it comes to ignorance. But this...you only brought it upon yourself.

Does that make me a bad person? :(
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Gpop on August 01, 2009, 10:55:33 PM
You know, it's strange. Usually I sympathize with people in your position because I'm quite the same when it comes to ignorance. But this...you only brought it upon yourself.

Does that make me a bad person? :(

No, he deserves it.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Pesco on August 01, 2009, 10:59:31 PM
Don't forget to clear your cache.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 01, 2009, 11:04:36 PM
Pesco is giving the only good advice. =[
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Pesco on August 01, 2009, 11:06:31 PM
Pesco is giving the only good advice. =[

Tewi gives good advice??
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Gpop on August 01, 2009, 11:12:04 PM
HORRIBLE VIRUS LINK CLEANED OUT

From what I can gather from that is that it's one of the most dangerous viruses out there.

...yeah...good luck recovering what info is left.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 01, 2009, 11:12:16 PM
Pesco is giving the only good advice. =[

Tewi gives good advice??

Oh you card!

HORRIBLE VIRUS LINK CLEANED OUT

From what I can gather from that is that it's one of the most dangerous viruses out there.

...yeah...good luck recovering what info is left.

Jesus Christ. Stop messing with him. He's got a virus, not hit taken out on him.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: E-Nazrin on August 01, 2009, 11:12:31 PM
Tewi gives good advice??

(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/EverythingYouKnowIsWrong.png)
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 02, 2009, 12:14:35 AM
Oh good, M. Burusu is online. When he left I was afraid that it was too late...
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Drake on August 02, 2009, 12:18:32 AM
Well this is great. I managed to actually get someone with that.

Nice job suiciding your computer.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 02, 2009, 12:21:31 AM
Well this is great. I managed to actually get someone with that.

Nice job suiciding your computer.

He didn't have the .dll.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: E-Nazrin on August 02, 2009, 12:22:29 AM
/me unleashes the Cool Ragnarok virus.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Easy Mode on August 02, 2009, 12:22:52 AM
Oh jesus that was amazing.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Drake on August 02, 2009, 12:23:10 AM
Oh, well.

Another day then.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: N-Forza on August 02, 2009, 01:19:14 AM
Well this thread took a turn for the... something.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 02, 2009, 01:20:19 AM
If I had the powers I'd move this to that Lecture sub-forum. Thanks M. Burusu for making all our days a little brighter with your dimness.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Sodium on August 02, 2009, 01:29:08 AM
So, what the fuck happened here?
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: E-Nazrin on August 02, 2009, 01:31:06 AM
/me deletes all of Sodium's ROMs.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: M. Burusu on August 02, 2009, 01:32:51 AM
If I had the powers I'd move this to that Lecture sub-forum. Thanks M. Burusu for making all our days a little brighter with your dimness.

It's not dimness if you never encountered that sort of thing before. It's just being naive.
 
That said, I think this marks the end of my trips into Cirno's Perfect Math Classroom. I'll just stick to the Addict, Fanworks and Arcade areas from here on in (because there's less asshattery and more constructive conversation [or at least civil conduct]).
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: WHMZakeri on August 02, 2009, 01:34:36 AM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sage
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Apotheosis on August 02, 2009, 01:35:00 AM
If I had the powers I'd move this to that Lecture sub-forum. Thanks M. Burusu for making all our days a little brighter with your dimness.

It's not dimness if you never encountered that sort of thing before. It's just being naive.
 
That said, I think this marks the end of my trips into Cirno's Perfect Math Classroom. I'll just stick to the Addict, Fanworks and Arcade areas from here on in (because there's less asshattery and more constructive conversation [or at least civil conduct]).

Well, we don't want you here if you can't take a bloody joke.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 02, 2009, 01:35:14 AM
Hey, I was perfectly civil. =[

Also, you get +1 Perversity points for entertaining the GM.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 02, 2009, 01:38:49 AM
Ahem, now that the cat's out of the bag, let me say what I wanted to say:

There's one thing to not know what a sage is. It took me a while myself to learn what it basically means, and even until today I didn't know that:

A. It's pronounced Japanese style (thought it was an alternate meaning for the English word "sage)

B. Its exact meaning is to bump a thread without raising it to the top.

And now I know what they mean by auto-sage in Pooshlmer. That is ignorance. However, only an idiot couldn't tell that he was being trolled after a certain point. We're not bad people; if it were a serious problem we'd actually try to help. It's just that you were falling for it SO easily. You could have looked it up.

And BTW, thanks Tenshi for posting that Urban Dictionary article before it was deleted. I learned something myself today.

Also:

Quote
You know, it's strange. Usually I sympathize with people in your position because I'm quite the same when it comes to ignorance. But this...you only brought it upon yourself.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 02, 2009, 01:41:55 AM
Seriously, +1 Perversity.

Mus and I were wondering if you were going along with it, actually =]
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Quad City QBs on August 02, 2009, 01:45:41 AM
God, can't a guy have concern for a fellow Maiden of the Kaleidoscope?  See if I ever try to help you again.  Let your computer be made to send your credit card number to Nigerian mobsters like a player piano.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 02, 2009, 01:51:36 AM
Half of me felt bad for Burusu as I read all of this.

The other half of me beat the crap out of it and laughed heartily from beginning to end.

That said, I think this marks the end of my trips into Cirno's Perfect Math Classroom. I'll just stick to the Addict, Fanworks and Arcade areas from here on in (because there's less asshattery and more constructive conversation [or at least civil conduct]).
Do you need a definition for Cirno's Perfect Math Classroom as well? >_>
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: M. Burusu on August 02, 2009, 02:03:14 AM
 . . . This was all a sick joke?
 
Well, here's a little piece of advice from a layman: it's only funny when it isn't you.
 
Put yourselves in my shoes: I didn't know what it was for, when I clicked the link I see that the IE notice bar drops down and says that my intraweb security settings' default is now that they are off and then it navigates to a page of 'internet explorer can't go there', and then when I ask what's going on everyone goes all alarmist on me.
 
Because of this sick joke, I ended up going to Microsoft for customer support, and am now running the most thorough virus scan of my LIFE.
 
I was worried that some of my life's work (I intend to go into game design, I might point out) was going to be lost forever because I might end up having to wipe my hard drive.
 
I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO LOSE EVERYTHING I HAD WORKED ON FOR THE PAST FEW YEARS.
 
You all may find this hilarious, but this little victim happens to be completely outraged at the proceedings -- heck, from what I'm reading here the only one who seemed to be helpful was actually stringing me along like the rest.
 
The only good thing coming out of this is that I'm tightening my internet security, but that's not enough to make me want to stay in this depraved den.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 02, 2009, 02:05:24 AM
Question?

Do you really think Drake, a fairly respected member of the forum, would randomly post up a virus with no warning?
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Sodium on August 02, 2009, 02:05:36 AM
Hm. This topic was derailed four posts in. Is that a new record?
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Drake on August 02, 2009, 02:08:56 AM
For a thread that hasn't been locked yes, most probably. Even the 'derail this thread' thread was derailed later.

Also it wasn't really my fault I just went along after I came back to silliness :V
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Sodium on August 02, 2009, 02:10:01 AM
I was tempted to say 2 posts in, but then Donut had to ruin it and actually post on topic for post # 3.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: M. Burusu on August 02, 2009, 02:10:45 AM
Question?

Do you really think Drake, a fairly respected member of the forum, would randomly post up a virus with no warning?

No. However, I wouldn't put it past anyone to post up some hilarious little command that causes your browser to do something weird with the security. Mainly because this is the internet and I am extremely paranoid.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: WHMZakeri on August 02, 2009, 02:11:09 AM
Just so you know, having all of your life's work on the same computer that you browse the internet on is a bad idea in general. You should be making back ups of everything that you plan on holding dearly.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: M. Burusu on August 02, 2009, 02:12:15 AM
Just so you know, having all of your life's work on the same computer that you browse the internet on is a bad idea in general. You should be making back ups of everything that you plan on holding dearly.

Advice I will be holding close to my heart.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: FinnKaenbyou on August 02, 2009, 02:14:05 AM
No offense was meant, Burusu. In all honesty, considering that this board is essentially for spamming you really shouldn't have taken it seriously anyway.

If you don't think you can handle the humour we throw around here then you're free to choose not to browse the forum. It's your call.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Sodium on August 02, 2009, 02:14:24 AM
Zakeri, stop acting obvtown. This isn't even Mafia.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 02, 2009, 02:16:02 AM
Question?

Do you really think Drake, a fairly respected member of the forum, would randomly post up a virus with no warning?

No. However, I wouldn't put it past anyone to post up some hilarious little command that causes your browser to do something weird with the security. Mainly because this is the internet and I am extremely paranoid.

This is well and good.

But you weren't acting like that beforehand. Instead, you fully believed, or at least appeared to believe, that Drake gave you some terrible virus.

So, did you not consider this at the time? Or had you considered it, and discarded that conclusion? If it's the latter, why?

See, the point I am trying to make is that a little googling might have saved you some panic. And if it did not, a little logic would have. The rest was more or less playing with someone who is convinced the rubber snake in the silverware drawer was real. Mean spirited, yes, but hardly unwarranted given the circumstances.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 02, 2009, 02:17:24 AM
Again: You should be less gullible. You think it'd be that easy for us to throw a virus at you, much less the admin doing nothing other than calling you a retard?

I'm usually the one in your position, being the native butt-monkey. So if even I am playing along, something is wrong.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 02, 2009, 02:18:25 AM
And then it was revealed that M.Burusu and I had teamed up to mess with Donut.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: M. Burusu on August 02, 2009, 02:22:54 AM
Again: You should be less gullible. You think it'd be that easy for us to throw a virus at you, much less the admin doing nothing other than calling you a retard?

I didn't think a virus was thrown at me. That said, the effects of that little hyperlink were disturbing enough that I thought it had actually been a command built into the system that did something potentially horrible.
 
Also, this admin happens to be one who (from what I've seen) isn't terribly serious, even when there are serious matters being discussed. It's not terribly surprising that I didn't pay them too much heed considering the other circumstances that were occurring.
 
I'm usually the one in your position, being the native butt-monkey. So if even I am playing along, something is wrong.

Text is a very limited medium. If people post things that back up my fears and worries about current events, and I have no knowledge or concrete evidence to the contrary, then what am I supposed to think is going on?
 
Some jokes ought not be made.
 
No offense was meant, Burusu. In all honesty, considering that this board is essentially for spamming you really shouldn't have taken it seriously anyway.

Spam is one thing, but carrying on a joke at someone's personal expense, especially when that person is quite unaware that there is even a joke going on, is a completely different beast. Again, and this is directed at all of you, imagine for a moment how you'd feel about this all if you were in my shoes if you haven't already done so.
 
If you don't think you can handle the humour we throw around here then you're free to choose not to browse the forum. It's your call.

Indeed. This is going to be the last Cirno's Perfect Math Classroom thread that I'll post in for quite a while.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 02, 2009, 02:28:00 AM
I notice you skipped my points, which were very pertinent to the whole scenario. =|
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 02, 2009, 02:30:02 AM
Again, all I can say is that you should have definitely have caught on after a while. People call me slow, but even I eventually catch on to something. If it weren't for me you'd probably still think it was a virus or malicious command.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Apotheosis on August 02, 2009, 02:35:18 AM
Indeed. This is going to be the last Cirno's Perfect Math Classroom thread that I'll post in for quite a while.

You said that last time.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: WHMZakeri on August 02, 2009, 02:37:22 AM
Zakeri, stop acting obvtown. This isn't even Mafia.

##Vote: Sodium
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: M. Burusu on August 02, 2009, 02:40:34 AM
I notice you skipped my points, which were very pertinent to the whole scenario. =|

Actually, you were the one whose help seemed genuine . . . until it was revealed that this was all a sick joke.
 
It helped matters none that a little research on my own found that there IS an actual sage.dll file in existance, and that it is used in Windows . . . and that the info you gave WAS CONFIRMED AS A POSSIBILITY BY THE HELP I GOT FROM MICROSOFT.
 
I'm cooling off a bit now, but I'm still a little pissed at the fact that you guys actually went and DID this.
 
Again, all I can say is that you should have definitely have caught on after a while. People call me slow, but even I eventually catch on to something. If it weren't for me you'd probably still think it was a virus or malicious command.

You're used to it; you look for it automatically.
 
I'm not. And so when things are looking grim for me, I don't think that everyone who's posting is in on the joke but me, let alone that there is a joke.
 
I didn't think a virus was thrown at me. That said, the effects of that little hyperlink were disturbing enough that I thought it had actually been a command built into the system that did something potentially horrible.

hardcode a command into a browser that fucks shit up? you best be joking nigger

Again, haven't encountered this sort of thing before and paranoid. DO THE MATH.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Drake on August 02, 2009, 02:41:55 AM
If you download Norton Antivirus by the suggestion of another you deserve to have your comp slowed down tbh
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: M. Burusu on August 02, 2009, 02:42:42 AM
If you download Norton Antivirus by the suggestion of another you deserve to have your comp slowed down tbh

It comes standard with the computer. I'm getting it replaced with Trend Micro ASAP.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 02, 2009, 02:46:02 AM
If you haven't encountered something like this before, you...either are in your first 3 months, or have lived a very sheltered Internet life.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: WHMZakeri on August 02, 2009, 02:50:29 AM
If you haven't encountered something like this before, you...either are in your first 3 months, or have lived a very sheltered Internet life.

Actually, he confirmed earlier in this thread that he lives a sheltered internet life.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Slowpoke on August 02, 2009, 02:54:34 AM
If you haven't encountered something like this before, you...either are in your first 3 months, or have lived a very sheltered Internet life.

We should give this guy some respect. He's untainted by 4chon and Poolswimmer.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 02, 2009, 02:58:37 AM
So am I (well, mostly from Pooshlmer). I however have been on GameFAQs for 5 years, which can be just as cruel.

And lol @ ban. I actually think it's a little uncalled for.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Drake on August 02, 2009, 03:05:26 AM
did you really need to ban him
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: helvetica on August 02, 2009, 03:07:07 AM
Yes
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 02, 2009, 03:18:14 AM
Welp. The Tomb of Horrors didn't even get to devour that one.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Hououin Kyouma on August 02, 2009, 03:36:36 AM
If I have problem with the internet I go and ask google/yahoo or search up on urban dic
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Fetch()tirade on August 02, 2009, 03:40:15 AM
And what was the topic at hand?
I got lost at the beginning. Is that bad?
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Alfred F. Jones on August 02, 2009, 03:44:52 AM
So this is what goes on when I'm asleep.

Huh.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: WHMZakeri on August 02, 2009, 03:49:04 AM
And what was the topic at hand?
I got lost at the beginning. Is that bad?

I don't know, but judging from the title of the topic, it was "HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS".

just a guess.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Moerin on August 02, 2009, 03:51:43 AM
If you don't understand the topic, just pretend you do.  It'll all work out in the end anyway.

...Or more likely not, but no-one will really care.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Gpop on August 02, 2009, 03:55:58 AM
The ban was expected after all this.

If only M.Burusu used the effort to google what a sage is, he could've saved the trouble of all this.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Easy Mode on August 02, 2009, 04:04:07 AM
He was irritating anyway.
But I still didn't think this would happen. I'm still giggling.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Menorah Jams, Pham on August 02, 2009, 04:06:52 AM
It's not dimness if you never encountered that sort of thing before. It's just being naive.
 
That said, I think this marks the end of my trips into Cirno's Perfect Math Classroom. I'll just stick to the Addict, Fanworks and Arcade areas from here on in (because there's less asshattery and more constructive conversation [or at least civil conduct]).

sage
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Baroque on August 02, 2009, 04:11:25 AM
The ban was expected after all this.

If only M.Burusu used the effort to google what a sage is, he could've saved the trouble of all this.

From what I was reading, he actually did do it and was worried about what he found.

It helped matters none that a little research on my own found that there IS an actual sage.dll file in existance, and that it is used in Windows . . . and that the info you gave WAS CONFIRMED AS A POSSIBILITY BY THE HELP I GOT FROM MICROSOFT.

See?
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Drake on August 02, 2009, 04:25:05 AM
sage.dll is short for System Agent. It's part of Windows Task Scheduler.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Baroque on August 02, 2009, 04:29:09 AM
I find that if you drop the fearful into unfamiliar territory, the fear leads to assumption, and then what the familiar call stupidity.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Kilgamayan on August 02, 2009, 04:29:18 AM
Don't forget to clear your cache.

why did it take that fucking long for someone to say this

i am very disappointed in all of you

go stand in the corner
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Drake on August 02, 2009, 04:34:28 AM
When I realized what sorts of amazing had taken place I was about to post it but realized that Pesco already had.
EDIT: Speaking of which I'm posting too much again sigh
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 02, 2009, 04:37:23 AM
GMT+8 is the worse timezone afterall.
damn it working busy sunday mornings.
damn it all.

awww... why?
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Kerigis on August 02, 2009, 04:41:59 AM
Well, that was... unexpected.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 02, 2009, 04:50:43 AM
That.... after going it through.... was epic.
I mean, I used to think sage was a rude gesture in the chon boards, but then... this is a whole new level.

seriously, write an ED article about this.
I will need everyone's help to record this forever and ever. It was lulzcow material plus Boxxy level epic.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Baroque on August 02, 2009, 04:57:03 AM
That.... after going it through.... was epic.
I mean, I used to think sage was a rude gesture in the chon boards, but then... this is a whole new level.

seriously, write an ED article about this.
I will need everyone's help to record this forever and ever. It was lulzcow material plus Boxxy level epic.

Actually, it seemed quite sad. Especially considering that the center of it all didn't realize it. And got banned for not realizing, if the personal text is anything to go by.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 02, 2009, 05:02:34 AM
I know it is, but I think it has become tradition here to take pride in causing lulz on the sad individuals that prevail.
That said, it is not so hard to make an alt. (not that he wants to)
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 02, 2009, 05:03:04 AM
That.... after going it through.... was epic.
I mean, I used to think sage was a rude gesture in the chon boards, but then... this is a whole new level.

seriously, write an ED article about this.
I will need everyone's help to record this forever and ever. It was lulzcow material plus Boxxy level epic.

Actually, it seemed quite sad. Especially considering that the center of it all didn't realize it. And got banned for not realizing, if the personal text is anything to go by.

Sup M.Burusu?
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Baroque on August 02, 2009, 05:08:54 AM
That.... after going it through.... was epic.
I mean, I used to think sage was a rude gesture in the chon boards, but then... this is a whole new level.

seriously, write an ED article about this.
I will need everyone's help to record this forever and ever. It was lulzcow material plus Boxxy level epic.

Actually, it seemed quite sad. Especially considering that the center of it all didn't realize it. And got banned for not realizing, if the personal text is anything to go by.

Sup M.Burusu?

Shush. I intend to be less of a fool this time around. Also, I intend to also contribute something worthwhile this time around. I'm working on the finer details as we speak, but expect an interactive-fiction-styled original dungeon crawl in the near future -- taken (in part) from that aforementioned 'life's work'.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: helvetica on August 02, 2009, 05:10:58 AM
Sorry you don't get to decide when you come back.  Permabanned now.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 02, 2009, 05:21:24 AM
@ Purv: We are supposed to let him live a longer life.
This so calls for a second season.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: nintendonut888 on August 02, 2009, 05:26:52 AM
Well, him trying to make another account and defend himself pretending to be someone else was truly the icing on the Ice (9) cake.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: ♛ Apher-Forte on August 02, 2009, 05:28:34 AM
in before proxy lol.

edit:
wait, can proxy evade permabans? I been trying to get back my rapidshare leeching account for ages.
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Bias Bus on August 02, 2009, 05:29:18 AM
Quote
Thread
Whoaaaa.

Didn't see that coming...
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Herasy on August 02, 2009, 05:32:04 AM
This thread makes me love this forum so much.
*hugs every single Shrinemaiden member*
Title: Re: HOLY JESUS 1000 POSTS
Post by: Hello Purvis on August 02, 2009, 05:39:31 AM
Ah, bless ye, Hera Sy =]