>Let's not get carried away, now.
>Lie down, and crack open a nice, cold beer.
> You solemnly swear to yourself that even if you are now a magical girl with powers beyond your wildest dreams (don't quote me on that), you are not going to let the power rise to your head! You will take it the hell easy, lie down and have a nice, cold beer.
> Life is good.
> Grab a girlfriend, and get drunk together.
> You WOULD grab a girlfriend and get drunk together, but there's not a girlfriend nearby. That makes things difficult.
>Have we acquired any new jewelery since waking up?
>Threaten anyone within shouting distance with death by magical bullet spam.
>Attempt to materialize a bomb. Heavy ordnance could come in handy.
> You check your person and find you are now the proud owner of a Lapis Lazuli, tied around your neck with a... bondage... collar? Okay, what?
> You scream at the top fo your lungs that you will kill everyone with magic bullet spam. The neighbours bang against your walls, ceiling and floor, and tell you to shut the fuck up.
> You focus your powers on the materialisation of a bomb. You end up conjuring a small handbomb like the ones you see in anime; it makes a small explosion and could possibly put a hole in your door, but unlikely to blast the entire door away. It's useful, but not too powerful.
> Try to materialize an UncertainKitten in the room to drink with. She did save our life against GlaDoS, we owe her some!
> Okay, remember that girlfriend you wanted? You're going to materialise one the fuck now. And who better to summon than UncertainKitten?
> You focus your mind. You charge your mana. You cast I Am Awesome Level 6 on yourself, and feel more awesome. You reach out into the cosmos, and the cosmos gropes you. Wait, what? No, it's dragging you. Holy shit. This is not good. This is
so not good. You feel a powerful force dragging you through some kind of portal. A really, really narrow portal. You barely fit in there!
> You don't even have time to grab any beer or whatever to bring along, and before you know it, you are tossed out into a desert.
> A desert. You let that sink in for a moment.
> The sun is scorching your neck and face and ohshit, where the fuck are you. This summoning spell went south badly.
>Check mana reserves. Are we running low?
> You attempt to check your Mana reserves. You have no goddamn clue how to do this.
>_