Japan needs to stop with the moe anthropomorphism thing (an illustrated story)

[Stuffman]

It's starting to have weird effects on the way I perceive objects.

This is what was running through my mind going through the produce aisle last night:

















FUCKING JAPAN

[sammy t coleridge]

Don't buy oranges then. Scurvy never hurt anyone.

[Serela]

BUY THE GOD DAMN ORANGE THERE'S CHILDREN STARVING IN ASIA YOU FUCK [/mother]

[dustyjo]

BUY THE GOD DAMN ORANGE THERE'S CHILDREN STARVING IN ASIA YOU FUCK [/mother]

Why not give it to them then?

[Serela]

Why not give it to them then?

exactly

buy it and mail it to asia

[Dead Princess Sakana]

Ahahaha, well done. Very well done, Stuff.

I shall never look at fruits in the supermarket the same....
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.......damn ;_;

[Sriggle]

..ORANCIA!?

Sorry.

It.. It is just a fuckin' orange. But, what an orange it is.

[Sana]

Stuffman is right, those produce bags are way too hard to open sometimes. >:<

[Hello Purvis]

Stuffmangan, do you have similar problems when it comes to choosing things like potato chips?

[Naut]

I will never unsee. Thanks Stuffman.

[sammy t coleridge]

Come on where are the Code Geass references already

[Iryan]

Don't trust them! They are just trying to take advantage of you!

Afterall, orange is the color of evil!
I don't even know to what this is a reference.
Edit: Apparently Code Geass. Though I typed this before that previous post.



And this thread has brought to my attention that Stuffman has by far the best MoTK persona.  :3

[Pesco]

The Stuffman way to buy produce.

[HakureiSM]

I just had a glass of orange juice.

[Stuffman]

Stuffmangan, do you have similar problems when it comes to choosing things like potato chips?

Not quite yet.

Most of the issue lies with when I see damaged merchandise that I know nobody will ever buy. It's sad ;_;

[HakureiSM]

I have the same problem when I buy fish for my fishtank. But then again, I don't plan on eating those.

[Serela]

Most of the issue lies with when I see damaged merchandise that I know nobody will ever buy. It's sad ;_;

then don't ever go to Amazing Savings, ever

[Iryan]

Most of the issue lies with when I see damaged merchandise that I know nobody will ever buy. It's sad ;_;

Like an umbrella that has a weird looking eggplant motive, yes? 


And when reading the topic title, I immediately thought of this. (Warning, Danbooru adverts may be nsfw)

[Nobu]

It's a fucking orange with twintails, of course you should buy it. :|

Also, at least your coke hasn't been moe-ized. That's when you know you have problems.

[Matsuri]

I'd rather not think of food in moe form. It'd just make me feel barbaric. :<

[Hello Purvis]

It's a fucking orange with twintails, of course you should buy it. :|

Also, at least your coke hasn't been moe-ized. That's when you know you have problems.

Indeed. If you're drinking coke, that's just shameful.

[Iryan]

I'd rather not think of food in moe form. It'd just make me feel barbaric. :<

JOIN P.E.T.A. TODAY!

Ahem.

[nintendonut888]

Man, that was a good laugh. Good job.

[Solais]

Dunno man, I think a giant magical eye with a drink and a hat is more weirder than food with pigtails.

[Nobu]

I'd rather not think of food in moe form. It'd just make me feel barbaric. :<

[Matsuri]

I wouldn't have the heart to stick a fork in Ichigo-chan's ass. D:

EDIT: Or is it just lifting her dress? I can't tell. :ohdear:

[Stuffman]

Also, at least your coke hasn't been moe-ized. That's when you know you have problems.

Coke is my yandere waifu. She gets VERY JEALOUS if I have anything else to drink.

[Nobu]

I wouldn't have the heart to stick a fork in Ichigo-chan's ass. D:

EDIT: Or is it just lifting her dress? I can't tell. :ohdear:

Obviously she's hiding a real strawberry under her dress, and the fork is stuck in that. I think. :/

[Moerin]

Afterall, orange is the color of evil!

Actually, it's the colour of greed on the emotional spectrum. >.>

...Anyways, uh, carry on~

[Tamer Anode/Cathode]

Indeed. If you're drinking coke, that's just shameful.

Yes. After all, we all know coke is meant to be taken through the no*shot*