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Edible

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Welcome to Abusemaiden
« on: May 17, 2009, 05:15:18 PM »
hu.

shinyjam

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2009, 05:31:18 PM »
Whip someone!

Edible

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #2 on: May 17, 2009, 05:31:44 PM »
itt we shitpost all the time, every time

Nothing out of the ordinary for these threads.

Alfred F. Jones

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #3 on: May 17, 2009, 05:33:35 PM »
koolio

(Something within me recoils at the idea of a one-word shitpost. So I always add a little addendum like this. Sorry.)

nintendonut888

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« Reply #4 on: May 17, 2009, 05:37:12 PM »
inafterirony.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2009, 05:38:56 PM by Edible »
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

nintendonut888

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #5 on: May 17, 2009, 05:38:25 PM »
Wow Ruro, you completely missed the awesomeness that went on yesterday. MY THREAD WAS ACTUALLY FREE, and I broke out into a Bel-air solo.

Oh?

And what do you mean by "free"?


Kanako broke me out of Edible's grasp, and he somehow allowed it for an entire day. He deleted everything in the thread that happened after though, so you can't see my awesome Bel air lyrics. :(

Oh.
Then do it again.
:V

@ Edible: So what IS autosage autolock on the forums now, anyway?


But it was only a couple parts, and they don't sound that great when you just post them. :(

Consider it knowledge of what happens when you disappear for like two days. Were you engaging in post-high school drug abuse?

That's classified information, kid.

That said, replace "drug abuse" with "debauchery" and it's a lot more accurate.


Also, Edible states that threads are to be locked by mods at 1000 posts.

coolness

I...see. Naughty girl. :O
« Last Edit: May 17, 2009, 05:55:35 PM by nintendonut888 »
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

Greyn

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #6 on: May 17, 2009, 06:24:21 PM »
My enlistment will have to be postponed.  I'm still far above the acceptable weight limit for them, so I'll yet again have to increase daily activity to get in well enough shape so I can be recruited in a timely manner. :(

Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #7 on: May 17, 2009, 06:31:05 PM »
My enlistment will have to be postponed.  I'm still far above the acceptable weight limit for them, so I'll yet again have to increase daily activity to get in well enough shape so I can be recruited in a timely manner. :(
Where are you joining

nintendonut888

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #8 on: May 17, 2009, 07:09:24 PM »
So I see nameless theorist joined the site. Cool.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

Sodium

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #9 on: May 17, 2009, 07:28:23 PM »
Is this the new Donut/Edible thread?

Dragoshi

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #10 on: May 17, 2009, 07:32:53 PM »
That seems to be the case.
All shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of things shall be well.

nintendonut888

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #11 on: May 17, 2009, 07:36:01 PM »
Well, clearly Edible refuses to let me go. <3 It's like Edible is Bowser, Kanako is Mario, and I'm...I'm...

Okay, we're dropping this analogy.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

Dragoshi

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #12 on: May 17, 2009, 07:47:45 PM »
Yes. Let's. Or i'll drop it for you. ...Into a chasm.
All shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of things shall be well.

Easy Mode

Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #13 on: May 17, 2009, 07:52:44 PM »
I can't make a one word post. :c

Greyn

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #14 on: May 17, 2009, 08:01:48 PM »
Where are you joining

Preferably this summer.

E-Nazrin

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #15 on: May 17, 2009, 08:13:28 PM »
Where, not when, Greyn.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Greyn

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #16 on: May 17, 2009, 08:26:50 PM »
Where, not when, Greyn.

Damn I read it wrong, I'll be going for the navy.  From what I've researched I'll be going to Naval Station Great Lakes around Chicago.

nintendonut888

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #17 on: May 17, 2009, 09:29:51 PM »
I think I'm just going to not draw Tenshi BTW. It's clear she's shy.

≖_≖

From IE, I only see boxes, lol. Well, I've BEEN ready, but you've been off in Orinrin land or whatever.

Good point. I'll remind you later when I'm not in the middle of a drug-induced descent into dreamland debauchery.

be back later, partying


Oh how quickly their innocence leaves them...

Also, have I ever said how scary feeding time can be? I unlock the door and five seconds later 9 cats jump onto the porch. X_X Also, OMG WE HAVE EVEN MORE KITTENS.
« Last Edit: May 17, 2009, 09:40:48 PM by nintendonut888 »
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

Kanako Yasaka

Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #18 on: May 17, 2009, 10:20:38 PM »
updated NIHV, yay. I like how blunt they are to homosexuals.

Also, stupid uploading is stupid so you should start at the first image and go all the way to Dear Jordan 7.

Only 61 more books to go!

Easy Mode

Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #19 on: May 17, 2009, 10:26:55 PM »
updated NIHV, yay. I like how blunt they are to homosexuals.

Also, stupid uploading is stupid so you should start at the first image and go all the way to Dear Jordan 7.

Only 61 more books to go!
Your bible > Mine.

Dragoshi

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #20 on: May 17, 2009, 10:38:52 PM »
Your bible > Mine.

Either way. I still wanna see more of both. Because my morbid curiousity towards the hilariously retarded must be satisfied. :x

...then again, I could check to see if there's a PDF file of it floating around on the net somewhere. Then I could get my cheap laughs and move on. ...though, that'd require me to not feel completely lazy right now so. :V
All shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of things shall be well.

Easy Mode

Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #21 on: May 17, 2009, 10:41:31 PM »
Either way. I still wanna see more of both. Because my morbid curiousity towards the hilariously retarded must be satisfied. :x

...then again, I could check to see if there's a PDF file of it floating around on the net somewhere. Then I could get my cheap laughs and move on. ...though, that'd require me to not feel completely lazy right now so. :V
I still can't find the cover. I'm beginning to think that I threw it away. :c
I'm sure I'll find it soon.

E-Nazrin

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #22 on: May 17, 2009, 11:14:07 PM »
Damn I read it wrong, I'll be going for the navy.  From what I've researched I'll be going to Naval Station Great Lakes around Chicago.

Well, my only advice is www.gonnaenlist.com
There was something here once. Wonder what...

nintendonut888

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #23 on: May 17, 2009, 11:17:26 PM »
AH WTF.

This would usually not go here, but since Ruro is suffering over MS normal, this is probably something she wants to know too.

I was watching this instructional video (not reading it obviously) of MS lunatic, and saw how he did Shinki's first wing attack. You know, when she first sprouts her wings and fires a mindrape of fast blue bullets? Guess how this guy dodged it. Just guess. Hint: It involves a blindspot. You know where this blindspot is?

Everything above Shinki.

brb head to wall action.

And hope that helps.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

Alfred F. Jones

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #24 on: May 18, 2009, 12:13:44 AM »
You know where this blindspot is?

Everything above Shinki.

brb head to wall action.

And hope that helps.



AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Gpop

Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #25 on: May 18, 2009, 12:16:01 AM »
Still on my way back from NY.

All I saw were fat and blacks.

nintendonut888

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #26 on: May 18, 2009, 12:17:54 AM »
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8osP9r4rtKw&feature=related

At 1:00...it's all there. ;_;

I could have really used this knowledge too you know. I have NEVER survived this attack above normal.

EDIT: What's going ON in that picture?
« Last Edit: May 18, 2009, 12:29:04 AM by nintendonut888 »
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

WRATHIE_Beatrice

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #27 on: May 18, 2009, 12:22:06 AM »


AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

crud i need that source... it is bringing the yandere in me alive again =D

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #28 on: May 18, 2009, 12:25:41 AM »
Still on my way back from NY.

All I saw were fat and blacks.
Anything is better than Utah.
Did you take pictures?

Alfred F. Jones

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Re: Welcome to Abusemaiden
« Reply #29 on: May 18, 2009, 12:29:58 AM »
At 1:00...it's all there. ;_;

Dear Shinki:



I AM COMING TO TAKE YOU TO HIGAN YOU BITCH DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME

Sincerely, Ruro

Spoiler:
No, I really do like Shinki, but this just makes me rage out of control.

@ Wrathie: Source