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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #30 on: May 16, 2009, 01:01:56 PM »
Where is your gun TSO?
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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #31 on: May 17, 2009, 03:10:53 AM »
In my other pickup truck (all hicks have at least 2 trucks).


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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #32 on: May 17, 2009, 03:23:05 AM »
If only I could find the key to your heart

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #33 on: May 17, 2009, 03:26:24 AM »
or key to the Chastity belt. ;D

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #34 on: May 17, 2009, 03:30:42 AM »
That'd be nice...

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #35 on: May 17, 2009, 06:11:43 AM »
If only I could find the key to your heart
I threw that away years ago :V


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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #36 on: May 17, 2009, 08:09:19 AM »
I threw that away years ago :V

and it was picked up by Trance.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #37 on: May 17, 2009, 08:51:01 AM »
i dont thnk sb needs keys for sth like this.
well u know ? it takes all the fun away :P

Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #38 on: May 17, 2009, 06:16:02 PM »
Option R: I am the house  8)
"No! I must get into my house!"shouted TSO
The radio said "No, TSO. You are the house"
And then TSO was home.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #39 on: May 18, 2009, 02:29:18 AM »
I got locked out again today :(


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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #40 on: May 18, 2009, 02:31:12 AM »
I got locked out again today :(

Get a key. :V

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #41 on: May 18, 2009, 02:33:56 AM »
I got locked out again today :(
How did you get in the first time you got locked out?

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #42 on: May 18, 2009, 02:39:15 AM »
How did you get in the first time you got locked out?
It's TSO.
Probably magic.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #43 on: May 18, 2009, 02:48:38 AM »
Magic is always the answer.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #44 on: May 18, 2009, 03:08:49 AM »
Get a key. :V
Mom gave me a key and it didn't work lol.

How did you get in the first time you got locked out?
Waited for maternal unit to arrive at the habitation center.


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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #45 on: May 18, 2009, 03:35:26 AM »
Mom gave me a key and it didn't work lol.

Get a brick.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #46 on: May 18, 2009, 05:45:30 AM »
A Large brick

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #47 on: May 18, 2009, 08:19:19 AM »
It looks like you already got in safely for today.
The only trouble now is what you're going to do about tomorrow.
Repeatedly calling for the maternal unit for assistance isn't the best idea.
Though it certainly is the easiest.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #48 on: May 18, 2009, 08:05:57 PM »
He needs help from mama.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #49 on: May 19, 2009, 01:03:35 AM »
This stupid weather is driving me nuts.  Was nice and warm, then we started getting frost on the ground, and now we're going to be 80s tomorrow.


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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #50 on: May 19, 2009, 02:18:24 AM »
All about cold pressure and hot pressure.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #51 on: May 19, 2009, 03:48:56 AM »
This stupid weather is driving me nuts.  Was nice and warm, then we started getting frost on the ground, and now we're going to be 80s tomorrow.
It was pretty much the same here.

Day 1: Wtf it's snowing
Day 2: How is it 20 degrees when yesterday it was snowing
Day 3: Now it's cold and windy how does this happen
Day 4: Eh, nice weather.
Day 5: y u do dis

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #52 on: May 19, 2009, 01:30:50 PM »
It was pretty much the same here.

Day 1: Wtf it's snowing
Day 2: How is it 20 degrees when yesterday it was snowing
Day 3: Now it's cold and windy how does this happen
Day 4: Eh, nice weather.
Day 5: y u do dis

If you think THAT'S bad...

8:00AM Holy shit it's freezing!
10:00AM Now it's raining -_-
12noon Oh look it's warm weather now
1:00PM It's really hot out here, but the wind makes it fucking freezing I don't know!
5:00PM Now it's raining again -_-
6:00PM Okay now it's freezing again for the rest of the night -_-

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #53 on: May 19, 2009, 02:52:54 PM »
well here the heat kills you...
i am naked and still cant get enough... i mean fresh air ofc :P

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #54 on: May 19, 2009, 02:59:35 PM »
well here the heat kills you...
i am naked and still cant get enough... i mean fresh air ofc :P
Living near the forest help.  :P

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #55 on: May 20, 2009, 02:32:39 AM »
Next time your locked out of a house, dry your hands and see if any windows are unlocked. Put pressure on the window then slide it and slip in the house, remove a screen if their is one present.

And don't say they are all locked, their is always one window unlocked... Always...

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #56 on: May 20, 2009, 02:40:28 AM »
And don't say they are all locked, their is always one window unlocked... Always...
Usually on the upper floor.

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Re: I am locked out of my house
« Reply #57 on: May 20, 2009, 02:44:11 AM »
Next time your locked out of a house, dry your hands and see if any windows are unlocked. Put pressure on the window then slide it and slip in the house, remove a screen if their is one present.

And don't say they are all locked, their is always one window unlocked... Always...
Nope this time she actually bothered to lock them all, and the only open ones were on the upper floor with no ledge to get under.


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Re: I am locked out of my fridge
« Reply #58 on: May 20, 2009, 02:46:05 AM »
Blame Yuyuko

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Re: I am locked out of my fridge
« Reply #59 on: May 20, 2009, 02:54:49 AM »
I'm hungry


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