the family isn't home

[Dragoshi]

Yeah... that's pretty fuckworst. I mean, I can't think of anything else to say aside from 'man what' and 'derp'.

So, uh. Yeaaaaaaahhhh...

[Hello Purvis]

I had never heard of a rich chav. I require details!

But yeah, Juggalos are monuments to the hopelessness of capitalism. Do not hate them, my friends. Pity them. =|

[Dragoshi]

Pity, hatred... Both would be a waste of emotion on such hopeless beings. But then again, that's just my negativity talking so. :x

[Easy Mode]

Me and my friend Lexus' dad are conspiring to get rich quick of off hatchetfag cookies.
We'll sell them twenty bucks a pop. Those morons will buy anything.

Also, gurochan makes my body ache.

[Jana]

Hmm... After looking at those informative pictures, I recognize some of their memorabilia (like Butcher Knife Guy, tee-hee). Now I feel bad because I know these people in real-life... All that there's left to do is start a charity organization dedicated to helping these lost souls.

Or, I could just go to sleep.

[Kuma]

Wait so like, are they wiggers trying to be hard core/metal/wghatever or like what?
Also is the creepy clown make up/masks something they DO or is it an event thing?

[Dragoshi]

Me and my friend Lexus' dad are conspiring to get rich quick of off hatchetfag cookies.
We'll sell them twenty bucks a pop. Those morons will buy anything.

Also, gurochan makes my body ache.

This sounds like an excellent idea and I hope you two succeed in your ventures.

Also, yeah. gurochan is pretty messed up. Then again, that's to be kinda expected, considering the subject matter, so.

[Cadmas]

Also is the creepy clown make up/masks something they DO or is it an event thing?

It's like cosplay for them. To their fav band, rap group, dance club idk what it is but the insane clown posse.

[Hello Purvis]

Yeah, Insane Clown Posse, who is to Juggalos what Touhou is to the most of us, does clown make-up as part of their schtick.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Wait so like, are they wiggers trying to be hard core/metal/wghatever or like what?
Also is the creepy clown make up/masks something they DO or is it an event thing?

Imagine what is woodstock without decent music, any point and a delegation conflagration of pointless clowdress idiots who enjoy cheap beer and draws shit on themselves.
imagine what is woodstock without woodstock itself.

On another hand...



Ice cold yo.



Yowz.

[Easy Mode]

Lexus' dad is so hot. But he looks like my dad. And is a schizo. So it's kinda weird.

But anyways. Why haven't they noticed just how close Faygo is to Fag-o?

And I keep looking at Gurochan. I can't stop.

[Dragoshi]

Hell if I know. Or care for that matter.

Only time I've recently been on Gurochan was to see some of the CG from Gore Screaming Show so I could figure out what kind of gruesomeness I should expect, as I was planning on playing it sometime in the future. (Probably ten million years from now considering how fucking slow I am)

It was an interesting sight to behold, in all honesty. Though if someone makes an uncensor patch, I do not think I will be installing it. :x

[Kuma]

Lexus' dad is so hot. But he looks like my dad. And is a schizo. So it's kinda weird.

But anyways. Why haven't they noticed just how close Faygo is to Fag-o?

And I keep looking at Gurochan. I can't stop.

I want to meet Lexus' hot dad!

[Easy Mode]

Oh my god.


Oh my god.


How could anyone fap to some of this.

I mean, I like some guro. But jesus christ there is a fucking LIMIT.

[Hello Purvis]

And the topic shifts from Juggalos to Guro.

Is it a coincidence hummm..

[Dragoshi]

Oh my god.


Oh my god.


How could anyone fap to some of this.

I mean, I like some guro. But jesus christ there is a fucking LIMIT.

I don't think it's meant for fapping so much as it's meant for gawking at it while going 'man what'. 'Sides, that kind o' thing usually occurs in the bad ends from what I've heard, so.

[Easy Mode]

Magic, isn't it? Juggalos and Guro are in the same boat. Awful.

Now, I can fap to the wrist slitting no problem. Dismemberment? Fine by me.


But necrophilia eye fucking covered in maggots and poop? No thanks.

[Dragoshi]

Oh, yeah, that is completely understandable. There is such a thing as 'going too far' and that last thing you just said pretty much covers it. 'Going too far' I mean. :x

[Easy Mode]

Usually I go there for the cute, though. Needs moar Junko Mizuno.

Tell me this isn't awesome and cute. Kinda nsfw. Not really, though. :/

[Cadmas]

A lot of times Guro makes me laugh. Same with gay porn.
Maybe I should see a psychiatrist.

[Apotheosis]

Magic, isn't it? Juggalos and Guro are in the same boat. Awful.

Now, I can fap to the wrist slitting no problem. Dismemberment? Fine by me.


But necrophilia eye fucking covered in maggots and poop? No thanks.

Pff. What kind of a man are you that you can't jerk it to something so tame as necrocoproformicophilia? 

[Easy Mode]

I'm not a man.

Also, irl gay porn makes me laugh. Animu and mango gay porn makes me

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Disgusting.

I don't fap to guro, and here I was hoping we can talk about anything besides guro.

[Dragoshi]

Usually I go there for the cute, though. Needs moar Junko Mizuno.

Tell me this isn't awesome and cute. Kinda nsfw. Not really, though. :/

pfffhahaha... man. I got a good chuckle out of that. Though, yeah. That is kinda cute.

[Easy Mode]

G u r o.

It's the grossest thing I'll fap to. I've got a limit.

AND IT'S CUTE, HUH?

[Apotheosis]

I'm not a man.

oh.

Well, what kind of a woman are you that you can't jerk it to something so tame as necrocoproformicophilia? 

(j/k)

Anyway, I don't jerk it to guro, but sometimes I browse danbooru's guro section. I won't jerk the gerk to it, but I don't mind looking at it. Scat and pissing are two very big lines that I will not cross, however, as are dickgirls.

[Dragoshi]

G u r o.

It's the grossest thing I'll fap to. I've got a limit.

AND IT'S CUTE, HUH?

It is. But I prolly' won't go out of my way to go look for it. :x </lazy>

[Cadmas]

Gurochan's scat board is twice as long as their Guro board. -.-
Change name to Scatchan.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Gurochan's scat board is twice as long as their Guro board. -.-
Change name to Scatchan.

I fap to scat, am I bad?

[Easy Mode]

/f/ has some cool shit.

Sfw, just fucking HUEG.

And I don't like scat.