the family isn't home

[helvetica]

I'm making brats ~*on da grill*~ only because I couldn't find anything else appetizing.

[helvetica]

I also had to put on a pair of sweats and another t-shirt in a hurry when I heard my brother came in.

FML =_=

[Greyn]

Does that mean you're filleting your brother and grilling them on a gas powered stove?

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Hay, TSO you say you are a girl, isn't it about time to play TITTY MONSTER?

[helvetica]

Ok I lied I made hotdogs on the stove (the grill was out of propane).

[Greyn]

Hay, TSO you say you are a girl, isn't it about time to play TITTY MONSTER?

Elaborate.

[helvetica]

Yes I do not know of what you talk about.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

bully your brother with your assets, tease him until he feels threatened by your presence, order him around.

[helvetica]

Yeah I dun have those yet...

And when I do he'd probably kick my ass for being a fag =_=

[♛ Apher-Forte]

The little ones will work too.
Has your brother reach puberty yet? if so, this is quite possible.

[helvetica]

He's 19 :l

I'm the oldest of 5.  3 brothers and a sister.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

GYAHAHAHAHA

hey that means you got two shotas to toy with.

[Hello Purvis]

Throw them down the well.

[Greyn]

Yeah I dun have those yet...

And when I do he'd probably kick my ass for being a fag =_=

Put on one of your mom's bras, stuff each cup with an orange, voila!  Workable 'tools'. 

If your brother is gonna kick your ass for being a fag, take advantage of that potential vulnerability and use it against him.  Be amorous, 'interested', deviant, and all around incestually creepy.  How willing would he be towards taking to violence as opposed to wanting to straight out avoid confrontation with you when you throw around the impression that you're honestly gonna rail him in his sleep as opposed to fucking with him as a means of imposing your law in the household. 

Play the game.  Don't fight it, embrace it~



This post will give Manhattan-Fairy an erection in 5...

[♛ Apher-Forte]

no

but if TSO post pictures I will.

[helvetica]

My youngest brothers are 10 and 12.

Greyn: except he's the kind that beats up gay kids for being gay.

And he's a juggalo and a druggie :l

[Greyn]

no

but if TSO post pictures I will.

You know, I was gonna mention taking scandalous photos as a means of establishing a dominant posture through blackmail.

My youngest brothers are 10 and 12.

Greyn: except he's the kind that beats up gay kids for being gay.

If that's the case drug him with alcohol and ecstasy, hop on the bed, do the bad thing, and take numerous photos or video tape the incident.  Conquer him psychologically, bend his reality until he believes that his habit of beating up gay people is all a facade to cover the notion that he himself is gay.  Consistency and persistence will be the key to victory for this particular endeavor.

Now it's time for me to cry myself to sleep next to my newly acquired Beerstein collection which I will likely have no use for other than ridiculous delusions of grandeur and vanity reasons.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

take his shame to the next level

[helvetica]

Except I have good proof he probably is gay or at least bi.  I was cleaning his computer of viruses and I found URL history on several gay porn sites and names of gay porn vids in his WMP history.

I am not the type to blackmail or intimidate anyone though... he doesn't even know I know and nor does anyone else... And I also know he's a drug dealer orz =_=

Fuck. My. Life.  Seriously...

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Oh jesus, a gay drug dealer can never make it big.

tell him that.

you havta be gangsta, and I mean non-gay-man-fucking-man-naked-in-a-room-on-the-bed way

[helvetica]

I am not interested in being the one giving orz.  I am far more into taking it... >>;;

[helvetica]

After kicking retard ass I am now bored... my brother is asleep so what should I do now :|?

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Talk in third person, and pretend you are a guy trying to have sex with yourself.

make your imagination bloom.

BLOODY HARD.

[Jana]

I am not interested in being the one giving orz.  I am far more into taking it... >>;;

Hawt.

If he's asleep, you could always change back into what you were wearing before and get to baking.

[Hello Purvis]

I am more offended that Tso's brother is a juggalo than a drug dealer. =[

[helvetica]

Talk in third person, and pretend you are a guy trying to have sex with yourself.

make your imagination bloom.

BLOODY HARD.

You are odd you know that...

I am not interested in being the one giving orz.  I am far more into taking it... >>;;

Hawt.

If he's asleep, you could always change back into what you were wearing before and get to baking.

Baking will wake him up, he can easily smell it :V

I am more offended that Tso's brother is a juggalo than a drug dealer. =[

See the drug dealer just completes the juggalo image.  But yes I am far more pissed that he's a juggalo because I can somewhat tolerate him smoking pot, but cannot STAND listening to the vomit he listens to.

[Pesco]

Smoke his stock

[♛ Apher-Forte]

actually scratch that.

go annoy your brother like
http://www.mangafox.com/manga/yomeiro_choice/v02/c012/24.html

WARNING NSFW
"LET ME BE YOUR LOWLY SERVANT AND SERVE YOU AS A FLESH SPONGE"

Lol
I wonder how your brother would react.

[♛ Apher-Forte]

Talk in third person, and pretend you are a guy trying to have sex with yourself.

make your imagination bloom.

BLOODY HARD.

You are odd you know that...

I know, it is part of my charm.
am I charming you yet?

[Hello Purvis]

Tso is a good person. If I were in his position, likely I'd have little compunction about holding the fact it just takes one urine test to get his ass tossed in jail over his head to keep him in line. And shit like that shouldn't happen between family =[