Author Topic: Roll to Dodge: Crossover Edition (Read 133960 times)

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #30 on:** February 08, 2014, 08:45:58 AM »

Quote from: Tapsa on February 08, 2014, 08:18:55 AM

>Punch the sun.

[2]
You launch your fist towards the sun. Being a very hot inanimate object, you are quickly burned up by it. Your last thought is how stupid that was.

Quote from: Captain Infinity on February 08, 2014, 08:22:34 AM

>Become the King of Mexico with newfound Spanish skills

[1]
You try, but the lack of formal documentation on you makes this impossible. They try to deport you to the US.

Quote from: O4rfish on February 08, 2014, 08:28:05 AM

>Reincarnate as someone Buddhist.

[2]
You reincarnate as someone Taoist. What?

Validon98 · « **Reply #31 on:** February 08, 2014, 08:48:51 AM »

>Try to find Nue. If she's not there, well... no, she HAS to be there somewhere!

Captain Infinity · « **Reply #32 on:** February 08, 2014, 08:50:39 AM »

>Run to become the President of the USA now. Sooner or later, we'll get there.

Tapsa · « **Reply #33 on:** February 08, 2014, 08:55:48 AM »

>Reincarnate as a golem made out of husked grains of rice.

an unmatched sock · « **Reply #34 on:** February 08, 2014, 09:07:59 AM »

>Well, the aliens are gone. More party! Invite all of the Stage 5 bosses for more fun! Also, beam up another random person in this game to party too because why not!

O4rfish · « **Reply #35 on:** February 08, 2014, 09:25:41 AM »

>Exactly who am I now?
It feels weird to type I instead of we into a game.

Pesco · « **Reply #36 on:** February 08, 2014, 09:42:42 AM »

> Become a (4)

Raikaria · « **Reply #37 on:** February 08, 2014, 12:59:41 PM »

> Ask the Yamaxanadu if I can reincarnate

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 08, 2014, 02:07:54 PM »

Hey guys, this is the GM talking. I'll get back with rolls later today. Some personal stuff came up. I'm under a slight time crunch.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #39 on:** February 08, 2014, 04:06:40 PM »

>Soundly reject everyone with a foreign passport.

The Hating Hater · « **Reply #40 on:** February 08, 2014, 04:48:57 PM »

> Melt the polar icecaps.

Kasu · « **Reply #41 on:** February 08, 2014, 05:01:38 PM »

> Wander around some more in search of a mobile weapon. Any will do.

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #42 on:** February 08, 2014, 05:34:11 PM »

Quote from: Validon98 on February 08, 2014, 08:48:51 AM

>Try to find Nue. If she's not there, well... no, she HAS to be there somewhere!

[3]
> You caught a glimpse of her,... that's it.

Quote from: Captain Infinity on February 08, 2014, 08:50:39 AM

>Run to become the President of the USA now. Sooner or later, we'll get there.

[6]
You are elected by everyone in the country. This is seen as evidence of corruption by everyone else, though, so you find your country invaded.

Quote from: Tapsa on February 08, 2014, 08:55:48 AM

>Reincarnate as a golem made out of husked grains of rice.

[5]
You become a GIANT golem made out of rice, because giant golems are better than not giant golems!

Quote from: an unmatched sock on February 08, 2014, 09:07:59 AM

>Well, the aliens are gone. More party! Invite all of the Stage 5 bosses for more fun! Also, beam up another random person in this game to party too because why not!

> invite Stage 5 bosses [5]
They all catch wind of the invitation and board the ship, pledging allegiance to whatever you're up to.
> Invite other player [6]
Your attempt to snag a participant winds up dragging the GM on board. He is not happy to have been interrupted from what he was doing and slips a shrinking potion into your drink, which you fail to save against because he is the GM. He then leaves. Oh well, enjoy your Shinmyoumaru sized body! (No, I don't hate you, reversing it is perfectly possible next turn if you roll well)

Quote from: O4rfish on February 08, 2014, 09:25:41 AM

>Exactly who am I now?
It feels weird to type I instead of we into a game.

Just some Taoist. A Taoist, nobody really special. You can change that if luck is on your side.

Quote from: Pesco on February 08, 2014, 09:42:42 AM

> Become a (4)

[4]
You take the shape of the number 4! That bottom part of you is really good at jumping, thankfully.

Quote from: Raikaria on February 08, 2014, 12:59:41 PM

> Ask the Yamaxanadu if I can reincarnate

[5]
She approves and fast tracks your reincarnation and gives you a body designed to look like Rumia, but cuter and with your intelligence.

Quote from: Chaos Purvis on February 08, 2014, 04:06:40 PM

>Soundly reject everyone with a foreign passport.

[2]
Unfortunately, it seems that you don't have authority to do that.

Quote from: The Hating Hater on February 08, 2014, 04:48:57 PM

> Melt the polar icecaps.

[6]
Too bad it doesn't matter since you were kinda disintegrated.

Quote from: Hex Maniac Kasu on February 08, 2014, 05:01:38 PM

> Wander around some more in search of a mobile weapon. Any will do.

[2]
You just don't seem to be having any luck finding weapons in this "Armistice Land".

Raikaria · « **Reply #43 on:** February 08, 2014, 05:55:26 PM »

> Test if body came with darkness powers

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #44 on:** February 08, 2014, 05:58:44 PM »

Quote from: Raikaria on February 08, 2014, 05:55:26 PM

> Test if body came with darkness powers

[5]
The Yama is apparently rather generous today, You find it came with a LOT of darkness powers, including ones that canonical Rumia could only dream of. Said powers include (I'm gonna shoot you a PM of my OC, Lumia, since you just turned into her)

an unmatched sock · « **Reply #45 on:** February 08, 2014, 06:23:03 PM »

Rude...I take the liberty to beam you to a party in a space castle, and you shrink me? That's just mean.

>Channel inner magical abilities to try and unshrink back to normal size. This ain't no tiny party! (Well, if this fails, at least Sukuna won't be the only tiny person here...)

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #46 on:** February 08, 2014, 06:32:35 PM »

Quote from: an unmatched sock on February 08, 2014, 06:23:03 PM

Rude...I take the liberty to beam you to a party in a space castle, and you shrink me? That's just mean.

>Channel inner magical abilities to try and unshrink back to normal size. This ain't no tiny party! (Well, if this fails, at least Sukuna won't be the only tiny person here...)

(I'm not much of a party person to be honest, which is why I spend 80% of my weekend locked in my room. But a 6 requires something bad to happen, so this was a nice way of doing that.)

> Return to normal with magic [1]

Your attempts to do it drew Sukuna over, who used the mallet to make this become your normal size so she could romance you.

(Dice do not like you...)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #47 on:** February 08, 2014, 07:19:19 PM »

>Submit name to Arstotzkan Job Lottery, hope for a good result!

Raikaria · « **Reply #48 on:** February 08, 2014, 07:22:03 PM »

> The Saint was Crucified

O4rfish · « **Reply #49 on:** February 08, 2014, 07:22:47 PM »

>Roll to find out name, hope for a good result!

an unmatched sock · « **Reply #50 on:** February 08, 2014, 07:32:43 PM »

Welp.

>Attempt to reverse the earlier magic; shrink the rest of the universe to this size so tiny becomes normal! People included.

Kasu · « **Reply #51 on:** February 08, 2014, 07:43:09 PM »

> Fool the government into thinking that the armistice has been broken.

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #52 on:** February 08, 2014, 08:00:22 PM »

Quote from: Chaos Purvis on February 08, 2014, 07:19:19 PM

>Submit name to Arstotzkan Job Lottery, hope for a good result!

[5]
You get a very nice job with great pay.

Quote from: Raikaria on February 08, 2014, 07:22:03 PM

> The Saint was Crucified

[2]
It seems you haven't quite mastered those powers and looked pretty foolish talking to Byakuren.

Quote from: O4rfish on February 08, 2014, 07:22:47 PM

>Roll to find out name, hope for a good result!

Like I said, you are a normal, devoted taoist. But if you prayed for power or attempted to obtain it, you may succeed. Your name, since you insist, is Taolon.

Quote from: an unmatched sock on February 08, 2014, 07:32:43 PM

>Attempt to reverse the earlier magic; shrink the rest of the universe to this size so tiny becomes normal! People included.

[3]
You succeed in shrinking part of the rest of the universe to your size. And by part I mean the drinks at the party just got downsized.
(DICE HATE YOU...)

Quote from: Hex Maniac Kasu on February 08, 2014, 07:43:09 PM

> Fool the government into thinking that the armistice has been broken.

[2]
It seems they aren't in session right now.

Kasu · « **Reply #53 on:** February 08, 2014, 08:43:43 PM »

Oh lawd, all these twos.

> Locate and assassinate the leader of Armistice Land.

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #54 on:** February 08, 2014, 08:45:26 PM »

Quote from: Hex Maniac Kasu on February 08, 2014, 08:43:43 PM

Oh lawd, all these twos.

> Locate and assassinate the leader of Armistice Land.

[2] (I think you just got a Yahtzee...)

You seem to be unable to find out where he's located. Shame, really.

Kasu · « **Reply #55 on:** February 08, 2014, 09:07:08 PM »

> Bah. Take a walk for a nice change of pace.

Validon98 · « **Reply #56 on:** February 08, 2014, 09:11:02 PM »

>Follow the glimpse! It must lead to the Nue!

an unmatched sock · « **Reply #57 on:** February 08, 2014, 09:13:03 PM »

Not the drinks!

>Quick, before anyone notices! Shrink everyone down! We can shrink the palace and then the universe immediately afterward. (Dangit, becoming small was NOT the plan!)

Raikaria · « **Reply #58 on:** February 08, 2014, 10:08:05 PM »

> Prove to Marisa that I do have 10 fingers. Or 8 fingers and 2 thumbs, whichever way you wanna look at it.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #59 on:** February 08, 2014, 10:13:56 PM »

>Abuse position to extract toll money from other players whenever they move to another place.