Author Topic: What If... (Ver 3.0: Phantasmagoria of Dimension Dream!) (Read 119839 times)

Cybeast710 · « **on:** June 30, 2013, 01:29:56 AM »

Well, looks like Thread 2 hit the post limit, so I'll continue this one:

The way this works is you ask "What if something happened?" Then the next person answers, and asks a what if question.

Crossovers, or silly questions, are welcome. But two things.

1. Don't just say "I dunno" and ask your own question. That's rude.
2. Don't always expect a serious answer.

So, I'm going to start with the last question on the old thread...

"What if Maribel is actually Yukari's daughter?"

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #1 on:** June 30, 2013, 01:38:13 AM »

Then Maribel would have to share the job of being a gap youkai!

What if the Hakurei Shrine turned into a club?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #2 on:** June 30, 2013, 02:32:15 AM »

Quote from: MewMewHeart on June 30, 2013, 01:38:13 AM

What if the Hakurei Shrine turned into a club?

Everyone would be forced to donate in order to get in.

What if someone wanted to make a reality show by purposefully stranding both Kaguya and Mokou on a small deserted island with limited resources and not telling either one of them that the other one was going to be there?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #3 on:** June 30, 2013, 04:54:44 AM »

Quote from: Evil_Nazgul0616 on June 30, 2013, 02:32:15 AM

Everyone would be forced to donate in order to get in.

What if someone wanted to make a reality show by purposefully stranding both Kaguya and Mokou on a small deserted island with limited resources and not telling either one of them that the other one was going to be there?

Then both of them would probably duke it out over the last coconut or try to eat each other if it narrows down to it.

What if Touhou became a platformer game?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 30, 2013, 05:07:26 AM »

Quote from: MewMewHeart on June 30, 2013, 04:54:44 AM

What if Touhou became a platformer game?

There are already many fangames that have platformer elements (usually drawing inspiration from or are crossovers with other existing games, such as the one I'm working on right now.)

I you mean a platformer that is not a blantant crossover/inspiration driven game, the end result would probably have bosses ending up like this or this.

What if a Touhou game was released for the CD-i?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #5 on:** June 30, 2013, 05:15:44 AM »

@ Evil_Nazgul0616: Yeah non crossover.

Then many people would probably go to E-Bay looking for one since the CD-i is an old system.

What if Madoka Kaname was spirited away to Gensokyo?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #6 on:** June 30, 2013, 06:27:01 AM »

~~Is she the main character from Madoka Magica?~~ yep.

That can't happen, because she transcended space-time when she became a magical girl.

What if Reimu moved into the SDM permanently?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #7 on:** June 30, 2013, 06:38:28 AM »

EASY! Reimu would turn it into her own domain or maybe work there (probably not to how lazy she can be *shot*).

What if duel monsters got hyped in Gensokyo? :derp:

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #8 on:** June 30, 2013, 07:31:49 AM »

Quote from: MewMewHeart on June 30, 2013, 06:38:28 AM

What if duel monsters got hyped in Gensokyo? :derp:

Then this.

What if Rumia's seal actually sealed away light and White magic?

game2011 · « **Reply #9 on:** June 30, 2013, 09:00:55 AM »

Then removing it will cause her to release a large amount of light uncontrollably.

What if the same company that made the CD-i Zelda games made a Touhou game? Yeah, that CD-i question Evil_Nazgul0616 asked had a potential for a hilarious answer, but since that didn't happen, I'm asking a similar one.

SatorKoi57 · « **Reply #10 on:** June 30, 2013, 03:42:53 PM »

Then CDI Touhou YTP's :3.

What if Memories of Phantasm (That Touhou fanime) aired on Cartoon Network?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #11 on:** June 30, 2013, 03:59:57 PM »

Impossible. Because almost nothing good (except regular show and adventure time) airs on Cartoon Network anymore. :V

What if Cirno became a lawyer?

ShiroiMahotsukai · « **Reply #12 on:** June 30, 2013, 04:23:39 PM »

Ice Attourney: Cold Judgement. In which Cirno has to prove a case of one of her friends being framed before they're sent to Hell by Eiki. At the same time she must help catch the theif who started the whole mess by stealing Eiki's cleansing mirror. preventing her from seeing the truth.

What if Mario found a warp pipe to Gensokyo?

Rei Scarlette · « **Reply #13 on:** June 30, 2013, 05:52:44 PM »

About ten steps forward... Five floating blocks. A familiar set of ? blocks and Brick blocks, in "B?B?B" formation. Above them is the usual one more block, yet this one is oddly... donation box shaped??? Upon whacking this block, a single coin pops out, and one grouchy Reimu.

Unfortunately, the plumber lacks knowledge of spellcard rules, has a fullsize hitbox, and low-mid movement speed. Also no flying so things aren't looking too good :V

(alt. answer: He'd be good friends with Marisa, they both can make good use of mushrooms. Their names are even similar!)
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What if while playing baseball (or any other ball-sport) someone hits the ball which then flies low and accidentally knocks Sekibanki's head off? :ohdear:

Zoriri · « **Reply #14 on:** June 30, 2013, 06:01:25 PM »

They then proceed to stop playing baseball and start to kick Sekibanki's head around while her headless body chases after them.

What if Mokou's father actually DID win Kaguya's affection, and Mokou is Kaguya's daughter?

Cybeast710 · « **Reply #15 on:** June 30, 2013, 06:57:55 PM »

Then that is one messed up kid, trying to kill her own mother.

What if Gensokyo played football? (Not soccer. American football)

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #16 on:** June 30, 2013, 07:10:25 PM »

Yuugi and Suika would dominate the field with their strength. Then 5 minutes later it turns into a spellcard battle over the football resulting in Sekibanki's head ending up into someone's goal.

What if Wakasagihime actually had a human form?

SatorKoi57 · « **Reply #17 on:** June 30, 2013, 08:52:26 PM »

Her tail and Fin head things would be changed to legs and a head band.

What if Youmu was as fat as Yuyuko?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #18 on:** June 30, 2013, 09:23:07 PM »

Then Youmu would have a hard time moving about with her spell cards since most of them require fast speed if I recall. (Lose some weight fatty!)

What if Marisa became a cheerleader? ~

Failure McFailFace · « **Reply #19 on:** June 30, 2013, 11:07:52 PM »

She would Master Spark the opposing team after the game she was cheering at.

What if "Lunatic" had 99999999 times more bullets?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #20 on:** June 30, 2013, 11:15:28 PM »

Quote from: bigyihsuan on June 30, 2013, 11:07:52 PM

What if "Lunatic" had 99999999 times more bullets?

every single enemy would fire as much bullets as Inbachi

and don't get me started on the bosses... *shudder*

What if, by some bizarre and most likely Yukari-related incident, Remilia Scarlet and King Harkinian (from the Zelda CD-i Games) swapped places?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #21 on:** June 30, 2013, 11:19:01 PM »

MAH BOI MAH BOI MAH BOI MAH BOI!

Sakuya: :colonveeplusalpha:

Translation: The SDM would probably be up in chaos over that.

What if Sakuya was the mistress of the Scarlet Devil Mansion for one day?

Kosachi · « **Reply #22 on:** July 01, 2013, 12:20:23 AM »

All the fairy maids would be fired faster than you can bat an eyelash. Then she would do some very...very...VERY nasty things to Remilia. With time still flowing at least.

What if Mokou successfully killed Kaguya once and for all?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #23 on:** July 01, 2013, 12:28:28 AM »

Then the rest of Eientei would try to avenge her death.

What if Koishi actually returned the Mask of Hope to Kokoro? (I know I'm gonna get shot for this.)

ShiroiMahotsukai · « **Reply #24 on:** July 01, 2013, 12:32:49 AM »

Kokoro hopes she might get to be the star of a different game since hers got cut so dramatically short. Also HM sales plummet since it became a one cutscene game.

What if Gensokyo was actually a Youkai?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #25 on:** July 01, 2013, 12:38:56 AM »

Then everybody gets eaten! Except for Yukari.

What if Shinki decided to visit Gensokyo?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #26 on:** July 01, 2013, 02:27:42 AM »

Quote from: MewMewHeart on July 01, 2013, 12:38:56 AM

What if Shinki decided to visit Gensokyo?

Then Shinki and Alice will have a lot of "catching up" to do...

What if Mokou (with the assistance of one of the more science-oriented people of Gensokyo, for instance: Nitori) had her Immortal DNA put into a strain of smallpox virus and injected it into Kaguya?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #27 on:** July 01, 2013, 02:33:06 AM »

Kaguya would be immortally sick with the smallpox.

What if Gensokyo decided to have a battle of the bands contest?

Evil_Nazgul0616 · « **Reply #28 on:** July 01, 2013, 02:43:35 AM »

Quote from: MewMewHeart on July 01, 2013, 02:33:06 AM

What if Gensokyo decided to have a battle of the bands contest?

The Prismrivers would undoubtedly win.

What if the Rick the Adventure Sphere from Portal 2 had an adventure to Gensokyo?

MewMewHeart · « **Reply #29 on:** July 01, 2013, 02:55:35 AM »

OH BOY! Then no doubt everybody would be quite baffled by how the frick a talking sphere got into Gensokyo and then Rick would have a story to tell when he gets back to Aperture Science.

What if the drawing style of Touhou was Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann style?