I have more sin :ohdear:
I have a green-eyed jealousy for JT and his incredible aptitude for humor. Also, he can draw.
Jealousy is a classic sin, but one easily atoned for. For your penance, you must create and post an example of humor - written, drawn, sung, anything at all.
i ate a four-leafed clover once
:c
The Yama isn't even sure this is a sin. Shouldn't you now be lucky all the time? You ought to share your good fortune with the rest of us - for your penance, you must draw and post a scene from
Lucky Star.
Oh, Miss Enma, your kindness is too much! For I have sinned. Yet. Again. "OTL
I swore in the presence of my crush's family. WHAT DO.
This is technically a sin; I mean, unless your family swears worse than you do. Either way, you need to atone, and for your penance, you will invent a new swear word, and define it. This is the swear word you will use from the next 40 days.
I inadvertently caused someone to blow up (complete with a huge bevy of insults directed at me) and leave a Skype group :ohdear:
At least I can take solace in knowing that I recognized my mistake and tried to correct it and never resorted to personal attacks.
It sounds like you need to learn a little something about diplomacy! To this end, you should learn from the master:
Henry Kissinger. Post a Skype conversation with Mr. Kissinger, wherein he asks your advice on how to handle increasing tensions between the North and South Vietnamese, and you provide a novel solution.
This definitely makes up for the 3x3, and the self-loathing you garnished the delicacy with was the parsley on the steak. Congratulations, JT! You have successfully repented for your sin, and have been absolved. Go forth now, with a pure heart, into Paradise.
Hey, that wasn't half bad! Congratulations, Yatakarasu! You have successfully repented for your sin, and have been absolved. Go forth now, with a pure heart, into Paradise.
This is the most glowing review of Eiken made since Kilga gave it a Masterpiece ranking on ANN. Congratulations, Jana! You have successfully repented for your sin, and have been absolved. Go forth now, with a pure heart, into Paradise.
Except now I feel like a bad religio-Jew despite living the cultura-Jew lifestyle. Plus there's no Paradise either in Judaism or an afterli-
* Meiling's Jumpspeed Plotter is shot
Hey, you're having your cake and eating, too - that's a pretty sweet deal! Although the Yama has never understood this phrase: what else are you going to do with a cake you have? Anyways
While you are atoned for breaking the figma, you now have to atone for forgetting your math homework by solving the next math problem someone posts in this thread.
Oh wait I was actually supposed to do this?
Uhm...not to be all defiant miss Yama-dude, sir, lady, but I don't know anything about this Patch Adams. So I can't repent in this manner, sorry. :[
Oh, well, in that case, here's all you need to know about Patch Adams: he is a doctor who works with terminally ill patients, and has an annoyingly sunny disposition while scolding people who are dying for feeling sorry for themselves. Problem solved!
Oh I made one of those too. It has 2 Homestuck characters in it.
I feel like that's enough of a sin.
The Yama agrees! For your penance, you must create a seven-panel comic in the style of Homestuck where one of the characters involved is Link from Zelda.
This was plain stupid. Ammy, listen: you're stupid. And I hate you.
You're welcome! I hope it tasted great. Congratulations, Haku! You have successfully repented for your sin, and have been absolved. Go forth now, with a pure heart, into Paradise.
Well done! You clearly do possess a healthy sense of empathy, even for your greatest enemies. Congratulations, Minch! You have successfully repented for your sin, and have been absolved. Go forth now, with a pure heart, into Paradise.