Maidens of the Kaleidoscope
~Beyond the Border~ => Daiyousei's Cold Storage => Topic started by: helvetica on May 15, 2009, 11:10:33 PM
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Now what do I do? .____________.
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Do you have a key?
Oh TSO. Call the Idiot Maidens, and they will come to your aid! Or TranceHime maybe.
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Holy crap I can sticky from my phone.
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Got a paper clip? I can actually open my sister's door if she locks it with a toy from an action figure. Hope your front door is that easy to break into.
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WTB lockpicking or gymnastics lessons (a 2nd story window is open)
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WTB lockpicking or gymnastics lessons (a 2nd story window is open)
Go to a Neighbors and ask for a ladder if the window's open. =3
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If you can still sticky, then climb up to the window Spiderman style.
This reminds me of the time when I was locked out of my house on the last day of school 7th grade. With no key and school being a half day, no way of contacting anyone, etc., I had to sit outside for about 6 hours doing nothing until my mom came home.
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Luckily for me, I get into my house via garage, since it's passcode-protected. And the door IN the garage is also passcode protected.
As for TSO, won't help out here for a few reasons =/.
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I have a key.
I have no idea how to give it to you, but that wasn't the question.
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I have a key, but the REAL question is, are you a bad enough dude to take it from me~
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I have two keys.
But you cannot have either one.
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I would laugh at you but I think you would ban me
and I did the same exact thing, once
Unless this has already been solved, just take off your shirt, wrap it around your fist, and smash the nearest 1st-floor window.
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:V
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I have two keys.
But you cannot have either one.
You take the red key, the story ends. You wake up on your lawn and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the blue key, you stay in Gensokyo and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
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You take the red key, the story ends. You wake up on your lawn and believe whatever you want to believe.
You take the blue key, you stay in Gensokyo and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.
You got your colors and effects mixed up. :-\
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You got your colors and effects mixed up. :-\
Last time I watched the Matrix was 5 years ago, that's my excuse. *headdesk*
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Oh boy do I wish I had a key. I can lockpick, though.
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I usually climb the window at second floor. Thief rare do that anymore though.
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There was no ledge beneath the open window, so I'd have to somehow learn how to scale a wall or get a 14 foot vertical.
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So did you eventually get back in? You can't just leave us hanging like that. :(
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Hmm let's see, it's 3 hours later, and the last few posts haven't been made from a phone. Yes I'd assume so :V
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Let me guess: You probated your front door? Unlocked a door that can only be unlocked through admin powers? Busted it down with the ban hammer? Took away your idiot maiden powers and found the keys? Simply program in a whole new house and force all your possessions to move over to it?
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No...you just need to chant "Open Sesame!"
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Option R: I am the house 8)
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dissolve the front wall with acid damn it, are you so lame you dunno how to do that?
also, I guessed you looked awkward staring at your house lol.
break the goddamn door. or call a locksmith already.
if the first choice is your option, use your inner power, press your shift button (I think you know which naughty spot that is) and fire.
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omg, this happened to me today.
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Shit dude...I think I just left my key to my bathroom...and now I am locked out of my bathroom...
(damn, it is a good thing I have extras..somewhere)
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Key wasn't on my keychain because my car died yesterday and I took my house key off for the tow truck. And my dad went out of town for the weekend on a camping trip with my house key in his truck :|
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Key wasn't on my keychain because my car died yesterday and I took my house key off for the tow truck. And my dad went out of town for the weekend on a camping trip with my house key in his truck :|
so I take it you followed my advice
I suppose you need a new window now, can't make an omlette without breaking a few windows!!!
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Someone made an emergency call to Jill Valentine.
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Where is your gun TSO?
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In my other pickup truck (all hicks have at least 2 trucks).
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If only I could find the key to your heart
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or key to the Chastity belt. ;D
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That'd be nice...
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If only I could find the key to your heart
I threw that away years ago :V
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I threw that away years ago :V
and it was picked up by Trance.
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i dont thnk sb needs keys for sth like this.
well u know ? it takes all the fun away :P
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Option R: I am the house 8)
"No! I must get into my house!"shouted TSO
The radio said "No, TSO. You are the house"
And then TSO was home.
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I got locked out again today :(
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I got locked out again today :(
Get a key. :V
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I got locked out again today :(
How did you get in the first time you got locked out?
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How did you get in the first time you got locked out?
It's TSO.
Probably magic.
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Magic is always the answer.
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Get a key. :V
Mom gave me a key and it didn't work lol.
How did you get in the first time you got locked out?
Waited for maternal unit to arrive at the habitation center.
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Mom gave me a key and it didn't work lol.
Get a brick.
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A Large brick
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It looks like you already got in safely for today.
The only trouble now is what you're going to do about tomorrow.
Repeatedly calling for the maternal unit for assistance isn't the best idea.
Though it certainly is the easiest.
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He needs help from mama.
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This stupid weather is driving me nuts. Was nice and warm, then we started getting frost on the ground, and now we're going to be 80s tomorrow.
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All about cold pressure and hot pressure.
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This stupid weather is driving me nuts. Was nice and warm, then we started getting frost on the ground, and now we're going to be 80s tomorrow.
It was pretty much the same here.
Day 1: Wtf it's snowing
Day 2: How is it 20 degrees when yesterday it was snowing
Day 3: Now it's cold and windy how does this happen
Day 4: Eh, nice weather.
Day 5: y u do dis
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It was pretty much the same here.
Day 1: Wtf it's snowing
Day 2: How is it 20 degrees when yesterday it was snowing
Day 3: Now it's cold and windy how does this happen
Day 4: Eh, nice weather.
Day 5: y u do dis
If you think THAT'S bad...
8:00AM Holy shit it's freezing!
10:00AM Now it's raining -_-
12noon Oh look it's warm weather now
1:00PM It's really hot out here, but the wind makes it fucking freezing I don't know!
5:00PM Now it's raining again -_-
6:00PM Okay now it's freezing again for the rest of the night -_-
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well here the heat kills you...
i am naked and still cant get enough... i mean fresh air ofc :P
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well here the heat kills you...
i am naked and still cant get enough... i mean fresh air ofc :P
Living near the forest help. :P
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Next time your locked out of a house, dry your hands and see if any windows are unlocked. Put pressure on the window then slide it and slip in the house, remove a screen if their is one present.
And don't say they are all locked, their is always one window unlocked... Always...
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And don't say they are all locked, their is always one window unlocked... Always...
Usually on the upper floor.
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Next time your locked out of a house, dry your hands and see if any windows are unlocked. Put pressure on the window then slide it and slip in the house, remove a screen if their is one present.
And don't say they are all locked, their is always one window unlocked... Always...
Nope this time she actually bothered to lock them all, and the only open ones were on the upper floor with no ledge to get under.
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Blame Yuyuko
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I'm hungry
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Me too.
Generic poptarts, anyone?
Oh, I mean... TOASTEM'POPUPS.
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Nope this time she actually bothered to lock them all, and the only open ones were on the upper floor with no ledge to get under.
See? Their is always an unlocked window, just usually out of reach. You need a grappling hook!
I'm hungry
To the new topic, eat sunflower seeds.
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Hopefully not all of your food is in your fridge.
If it is, then well, good day to you, sir.
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Eat some chips...or cookies...or anything NOT in the fridge.
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Rend, slaughter, Devour your enemies.
You have neighbors, right?
I'm sure the fridge is not to only place with food in your house. After all, you're in there.
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To the new topic, eat sunflower seeds.
Sunflower seeds? Murder.
(http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/_Subaru_chan_/8302.png)
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Sunflower seeds? Murder.
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/6283/howdareyou1.gif) Someone shall die tonight...
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Sunflower seeds? Murder.
But they are soooo good!
(http://img16.imageshack.us/img16/6283/howdareyou1.gif) Someone shall die tonight...
really? who is go--
Oh crap.
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TSO evolves muscles
Breaks door.
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TSO. Eat your fridge. Problem Solved. Eye am so smart!
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TSO, break fridge with jEDI POWERS
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TSO evolves muscles
Breaks door.
Not happening :V Muscles are not kawaii
TSO. Eat your fridge. Problem Solved. Eye am so smart!
I've already got enough chrome in my diet :(
TSO, break fridge with jEDI POWERS
Now it's mad at me and wants to see other people because I tried to persuade it to open :(
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Now it's mad at me and wants to see other people because I tried to persuade it to open :(
TSO versus Fridge, GO!
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TSO: Let me see your vegetable tray.
Fridge: You don't need to see my vegetable tray.
TSO: ... I don't need to see your vegetable tray.
Fridge: These aren't the carrots you're looking for.
TSO: These aren't the carrots I'm looking for.
Fridge: You can go about repairing the window you broke to get into your house.
TSO: I can go about repairing the window I broke to get into my house.
Fridge: Stay cool.
TSO: Stay cool fridge! Stay cool.
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Now the fridge locked me inside :(
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that's cool
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A WILD YUYUKO APPEARS (http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/Yuyuko_Hijack.gif)
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I saw this title change coming long before TSO even thought of it.
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Cirno says hi.
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Do FALCON PUNCH on the door. Or GANON PUNCH! Or PK THOUGHTS! or just push.
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I second the above, also try a Chuck Norris styled roundhouse kick.
Those tend to solve most of life's problems.
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You must negotiate with the EU on your conditions for Release.
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Are Fridge even allowed to negotiate dude?
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I second the above, also try a Chuck Norris styled roundhouse kick.
Those tend to solve most of life's problems.
That reminds me, one of my conmates mentioned a Chuck Norris anime.
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Now the fridge locked me inside :(
I wonder if that's a myth or if it's really possible.
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I wonder if that's a myth or if it's really possible.
I remember my uncle saying that my cousins got in a fight and the older sister locked her younger brother in the fridge. Apparently he went to get something to drink and my cousin fell out gasping for air. They were little at the time so maybe he panicked inside the fridge and didn't actually try to open it.
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I've never seen a fridge that locks. Maybe older ones do?
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The newer ones, actually.
It keeps fat people from getting to the ice cream and other assorted foods.
There's also an alarm on the door that goes off, so SWAT can snipe the offending midnight muncher.
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We used to have a chest style freezer when I lived in Hawaii, and uhh, I put my little brother in it >> And yeah I had a freezer once that had a key lock on it.
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The newer ones, actually.
It keeps fat people from getting to the ice cream and other assorted foods.
There's also an alarm on the door that goes off, so SWAT can snipe the offending midnight muncher.
Reminds me of Rochester.
And this (http://failblog.org/2009/05/09/late-night-snack-fail/)
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Yikes. O_O She ate five pounds of bacon for a SNACK?
Reminds me of my dad. When I had to live with him for three weeks while my mom and sister were off on a trip abroad, one of the dinners he gave me was half a pound of bacon. I mean, it was GOOD, but...eh...
And don't worry TSO. Even if you're locked in the fridge, you have edibles with you.
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Yikes. O_O She ate five pounds of bacon for a SNACK?
Reminds me of my dad. When I had to live with him for three weeks while my mom and sister were off on a trip abroad, one of the dinners he gave me was half a pound of bacon. I mean, it was GOOD, but...eh...
And don't worry TSO. Even if you're locked in the fridge, you have edibles with you.
half a pound of bacon.
half a pound of bacon.
bacon.
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Now you've done it. I'm raiding the pantry for delicious jerky.
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Fuck now I want bacon =(
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justasplanned.jpg
(actually, I'm suprised that this happened. Meh...)
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Now you've done it. I'm raiding the pantry for delicious jerky.
I wish I have jerky. Oh why don't I have jerky.
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I'm in a rather carnivours mood as it is. This only seems to make it worse.
It really sucks when all you have in your house is sweets...at least now it does...
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Now my parents are forcing me into an arranged marriage with the fridge. They say it's so they can get into Don Icebox's favor.
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Uhh...
...no comment other than fuck relationships...=/.
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Such a sad situation you're in...we all know your heart really belongs to Don Maku.
Gun->your face->fire
(USER WAS SHOT FOR THIS POST)
*death bombs* 8)
Sorry, this is StB. You've just lost the entire scene.
;D
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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CONGRADULATIONS!!!!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDr8Q7lDW8o)
You have now become a part of a plan for bettering the whole of your family.
Just remember, to wear a co-*user was held a Hakkero point to alter last word*at at the honeymoon. I hear it's going to get a little chilly.
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But costume and coat don't even sound the same.
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But costume and coat don't even sound the same.
*user will now attempt to spell the sound that was just created*
Hyrummmmmmmmmmmm......
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I really hope you didn't mean that...
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I didn't understand this thread very well at first, but now I'm really more deep down the hole...
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why are you marrying your fridge??
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I didn't understand this thread very well at first, but now I'm really more deep down the hole...
Silly Trance/RegulusHime, this topic is so that TSO can cement the title that is "The Stupid One".
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TSO, get life insurance.
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You gon' have little fridge babies too?
Yeah, I have no idea either.
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You know that saying, "you've got a baby in the oven/cooker"?
Yeah, that's not going to happen here.
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Sorry, TSO, but it looks like you're screwed. After all, you know what they say: mess with the Don, and you get iced.
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(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/Chen_DonGlare.jpg)
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Oh, come on. Someone had to say it.
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It didn't have to be you.
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I bet TSO's fridge must have a dong the size of a massive whale to attract TSO to jump the ship and walk the carpet.
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Hey! I said I was forced into marriage. It wasn't done willingly on my part ;____;
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How does that even work? O_o;;
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How does that even work? O_o;;
She has to carry it up to the altar, and when the minister asks for its vows the fridge magnets on front rearrange themselves to say 'I do'.
No idea about the ring, though. >_>
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Hey! I said I was forced into marriage. It wasn't done willingly on my part ;____;
I said:
I bet TSO's fridge must have a dong the size of a massive whale to attract TSO to jump the ship and walk the carpet.
obviously intimidation is itself the best medicine for forced marriages.
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I ran away with the dishwasher :V
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oh u eloper you!
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Victory!
For the dishwasher, that is.
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The dishwasher wants you to get back in the kitchen and make him a sammich with the dishes he cleans. :(
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I just met with Mr. mahogany reading table and he is very disappointed with the turn of events
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I just met with Mr. mahogany reading table and he is very disappointed with the turn of events
THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE! THIS TABLE!
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SIR PATIO CHAIR XVII, ESQUIRE, WISHES FOR EVERYONE TO SHUT UP AND GET HIM ANOTHER BRANDY
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Yang Amat Mulia (Most Honorable Awards/Awarded) Sir Dato' Tun Pewter Display Trophy would like to have a word with you Sir Patio Chair XVII for stealing his spotlight on the display case.
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The dishwasher's was bigger =/
The fridge is now crying in the corner.
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Clearly Pewter Display Trophy had the shiniest one.
Can't you see that solid surface of a carved design?
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This just in - established Mafioso faction 'The Cold Storage Corleones' is out for TSO's blood. That marriage with the fridge was meant to give them total power over MotK, and they aren't about to let her and her dishwasher boyfriend get away scot-free. More as the story develops, Shameimaru out.
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/r/ perverted dvds
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Amature Fridge porn?
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This just in - established Mafioso faction 'The Cold Storage Corleones' is out for TSO's blood. That marriage with the fridge was meant to give them total power over MotK, and they aren't about to let her and her dishwasher boyfriend get away scot-free. More as the story develops, Shameimaru out.
just as a note in Unlimited Game Works - My Mafia game will no longer be called Communication BreakDance.
/me Jots down evil ideas
This makes me sad.
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Meet my little friend Mr. American Sawed-off double barrel shotgun.
This is the assassin employed by The Cold Storage Corleones.
QUICKLY TSO, HIDE!
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just as a note in Unlimited Game Works - My Mafia game will no longer be called Communication BreakDance.
/me Jots down evil ideas
If I had any imagination or experience in making Mafia games, I'd say you just inspired me to come up with an actual "Idiot Maiden Mafia."
I forget, was that done already?
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If I had any imagination or experience in making Mafia games, I'd say you just inspired me to come up with an actual "Idiot Maiden Mafia."
I forget, was that done already?
There has been a western touhou community mafia, I believe.
Close enough.
Still not the same kind of silliness that could be in Idiot Maiden Mafia
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Amature Fridge porn?
That would be beautiful. Art.
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Epic post detected. ^
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(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3184/ohtrans.png)
transparent for increased pleasure
How vanilla. They're still clothed and everything. =|
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(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3184/ohtrans.png)
transparent for increased pleasure
(http://imgshed.com/files/a8mm95x429qz8yrwxmsg_Monoe_Smile.png)
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(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3184/ohtrans.png)
transparent for increased pleasure
(http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/31/Awesome_worried.jpg)
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(http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/3184/ohtrans.png)
transparent for increased pleasure
no. just... no
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I swore off kitchen appliances, I'll stick to nice, quiet and simple traps :V
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I hope you knew beforehand that it's a trap, because otherwise your first honeymoon night will be quite the shocker.
Unless you like that sort of thing.
Wait, how could I forget? Trance is your hubby. So of course you like that sort of thing.
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Mousetrap or flytrap?
(http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/5817/chencatchesamouse.jpg)
DeathOfAMouse.jpg
(http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y147/exitjmouse/misc2/Nazrin_CatShadows.jpg)
\(^o^)/
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I perfer the term Rattrap, thank you very much.
(http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Network/8880/ch-rattrap.jpg)
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I perfer the term Rattrap, thank you very much.
(http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/Network/8880/ch-rattrap.jpg)
AHAHAH I LOVED THAT SHOW
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This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5W_xUwEvxbg) is a mouse trap
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No wonder they call these things traps... you get them in bed and undress them and find out there's a solid steel panty with a lock on it.
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I still have a key. I don't know what it opens, but it's probably worth a shot.
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Therefore, nude pics of Trance mean that TSO is the Master of Unlocking.
Hop to it!
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Your house key should work.
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in before artwork of TSO in a beret.
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berets rule
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Hi TSO.
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Hi
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So, did you get a new house key?
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in before artwork of TSO in a beret.
why a beret? Is s/he french or something, and is missing a hat?
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One does not simply unlock their way into Trance's skirt
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One does not simply unlock their way into Trance's skirt
What if you gots a Skeleton Key?
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LOL, wrong key, I don't know which one either, but here are your options:
1. Contact Robert Langdon
2. Call Lara Croft
3. Message Indiana Jones
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What on earth are you guys doing?!
Says the shotarapebait
Uguu...
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You guys know the answer already!
[X]Shoot it down
Or if that fails,
[X]Genuflect
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So, did you get a new house key?
A while ago :V
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What on earth are you guys doing?!
Says the shotarapebait
Uguu...
I am feeling quite aroused.
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I am feeling quite aroused.
S, s, stop looking at me like that!
I don't want to seem like this but you are scaring me... Kuu...
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W-what are you guys d-doing? *waits expectantly*
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Pedo cannot uguu
fail.
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Uguu...
So mean to that poor guy...
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(http://kariijapan.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/taiyaki.jpg)
This represents my freudian slip
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Pedo cannot uguu
fail.
H-hauuuuu~...
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YOU CALL THAT TRYING?
I can't even get a half-mast to the Malaysian flag.
pffft.
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Kuuu...
It seems I have played that game in your sig, Fairy...
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I would go into full salute, if only I didn't know that just about everyone doing the "Kuuu..." thing or whatever is a GUY!!!!
A GUY!!!!!
HRGLBLRGLEFLRGL
(in other news, Manhattan-fairy can become actvated by the Malaysian flag. This is very serious unprecidented affair)
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YOU CALL THAT TRYING?
I can't even get a half-mast to the Malaysian flag.
pffft.
F-forgive me... Onii-san...
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I would go into full salute, if only I didn't know that just about everyone doing the "Kuuu..." thing or whatever is a GUY!!!!
A GUY!!!!!
HRGLBLRGLEFLRGL
Auuu... that pains me...
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I would go into full salute, if only I didn't know that just about everyone doing the "Kuuu..." thing or whatever is a GUY!!!!
A GUY!!!!!
HRGLBLRGLEFLRGL
(in other news, Manhattan-fairy can become actvated by the Malaysian flag. This is very serious unprecidented affair)
There is no such thing as gender on MotK.
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I would go into full salute, if only I didn't know that just about everyone doing the "Kuuu..." thing or whatever is a GUY!!!!
HRGLBLRGLEFLRGL
(in other news, Manhattan-fairy can become actvated by the Malaysian flag. This is very serious unprecidented affair)
Well, aren't you dastardly late for the announcement.
I do mean methophorically speaking wise that Pedo's Hauu~~ cannot get me excited.
I am not (yet) on all accounts aroused by the M Flag. (hands down some flags are kinda ugly, this is one of those.)
Auuu... that pains me...
IT STIRS IN A ROTATING MANNER AKIN TO THAT OF A VORTEX SWALLOWING DOWN ITS THUNDEROUS THROWING WATERS A GREAT SHIP THE SIZE OF THE TITANIC, THIS LUST IS...
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Uguuuu~... Nobody wants me...
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IT STIRS IN A ROTATING MANNER AKIN TO THAT OF A VORTEX SWALLOWING DOWN ITS THUNDEROUS THROWING WATERS A GREAT SHIP THE SIZE OF THE TITANIC, THIS LUST IS...
Kuuu...
Wh, what...!
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Uguuuu~... Nobody wants me...
Kuuu...
Wh, what...!
a bit like...
I've been talking to Trap-kun for some time now....
I asked him if he wanted to meet up with me and go clubbing in the city, and he readily agreed. We agreed... (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Trap-kun)
Warning, it is not safe for work. NSFW at all... the story details at least.
Of course, I would offer tender sweet love if anyone wants some.
P_L_A_Y M_U_S_C_L_E M_A_R_C_H!
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Shut up anon, you do know the arrest warrant on you for all the clubs in SG is still circulating =P
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I'd molest the SG Police in a public cubicle, and the door would be left open during rush hour while at it.
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a bit like...
I've been talking to Trap-kun for some time now....
I asked him if he wanted to meet up with me and go clubbing in the city, and he readily agreed. We agreed... (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Trap-kun)
auuu... depressing
I'd molest the SG Police in a public cubicle, and the door would be left open during rush hour while at it.
aaaaaaaaahhhhhhh
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wanna watch?
You just need to stick your head into the cubicle and the details would be exposed to you [/i]au naturel[/i]
LUST TRAIN COMING THROUGH
GET READY WRATH, I WILL PUMMEL THROUGH YOUR REAR ZEUS GIVEN ORIFICE LIKE THE SCEPTER OF OSIRIS PASS THE CLEFT OF THE RED SEA SPREAD IN TWO.
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I like acting cute, but I don't look the part.
Isn't it sa(ry
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wanna watch?
You just need to stick your head into the cubicle and the details would be exposed to you [/i]au naturel[/i]
Uguu... you sick bastard...
I like acting cute, but I don't look the part.
Isn't it sa(ry
Hauu... d, don't say that... I think I look terrible...
You are WRONG, sir!
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LUST TRAIN
choo choo
Next stop:
Pedo country
Passengers whom are transferring to the 'transexual' line and the 'globallygay' line please alight at the next stop, please take care of your belongings (dildos and chastity belts) as you leave the train for your gay orgies.
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H-hauuu, Trance stole my catch phrase... ;-;
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H-hauuu, Trance stole my catch phrase... ;-;
Uguu... S, sorry??
I... didn't know... kuu...
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U-unyu... I-it's okay... Y-you can play with it if you w-want...
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So Trance will play with Pedo's kuuu~ and Pedo will stroke Trance's Uguu~~
Can I watch?
(My God, this post is so deliberately obscene and arousing for the wrong reasons)
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M-my hauuu~~... .////.
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So Trance will play with Pedo's kuuu~ and Pedo will stroke Trance's Uguu~~
Can I watch?
(My God, this post is so deliberately obscene and arousing for the wrong reasons)
I'd...rather not...
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You might be suprised how good it will look...
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(http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/4664/unzansmile.png)
This thread
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PedoxTrance is all sorts of uke trap moe.
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No... just... no
seriously... no
Besides, wouldn't Tsundere get jealous?
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NOW TELL ME DO YA, AH DO YA HAVE ANY MONEY?
I WANNA SPEND ALL YOUR MONEY
AT THE
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/3397/gaybar.jpg)
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/3397/gaybar.jpg)
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/3397/gaybar.jpg)
... hey, you have any idea how to make custom candy bar wrappers?
Edit: Unfortunately, no. This has been resting in my images for years; transmigrating through at least one computer.
Nonono, I mean physical ones.
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My Koibito will probably like the idea. :3
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V:
Hay now.
OH MY GOD ADAM LAMBERT FINALLY CAME OUT. THAT MAKES HIM 60% MORE ATTRACTIVE.
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Ohai
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Nup.
Not talking to you. :V
You hurt my feelers.
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Ohhhh poopy.
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V:
Hay now.
OH MY GOD ADAM LAMBERT FINALLY CAME OUT. THAT MAKES HIM 60% MORE ATTRACTIVE.
Fag hag
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Fag hag
I know, right?
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Eh? What the hell are you Gaybirds doing in here?
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Gtfo straightfag!
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Ewwww...
Heterosexuality is gay.
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Hey, hey. Don't knock it, bisexual works too.
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Gtfo straightfag!
Oh? you really think I have to go?
Ewwww...
Heterosexuality is gay.
Looks I'm staying in here. Now where the fuck's my milk and cookies!
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If by milk and cookies you mean penis, then...
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Hey, hey. Don't knock it, bisexual works too.
Oh, right.
That's me. :3
Didn't you say like a month ago that you WISHED you were bisexual because of that sexy brouhou? Looks like you've finally made your ascension? Or descension as my HIP TEEN BIBLE puts it.
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I'm not bisexual. I'm PANSEXUAL.
Oh, what now?
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I'm not bisexual. I'm PANSEXUAL.
Oh, what now?
PANsexual? Wat?
Judging from aesthetics instead of gender. Or something like that.
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PANsexual? Wat?
I dunno. I saw it on /tr/.
Pretty sure I'll be a pedo when I grow up, though.
But no 3d shotas. Unless they're delicious kig.
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Actually, come to think of it, the sex toys never get any recognition in such relationships.
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If by milk and cookies you mean penis, then...
Actually I was thinking along the lines of titties and scones.
And @ 2:24 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIStABeIGCA&feature=related) for inuenlulz.
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I know, right?
Fag hags unite o/
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I dunno. I saw it on /tr/.
Pretty sure I'll be a pedo when I grow up, though.
But no 3d shotas. Unless they're delicious kig.
You remind me of this flamingly gay guy I know online.
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You remind me of this flamingly gay guy I know online.
I was one for four months. It's a... long story.
But anyways, in response to your post, I wish to be the little boy.
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One of these days, Imma figure who is what around here. Then all this business will make less nonsense.
Maybe I should keep a spreadsheet.
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I was one for four months. It's a... long story.
But anyways, in response to your post, I wish to be the little boy.
Gay guy trapped in a girl body :V
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Gay guy trapped in a girl body :V
You could not have put it better, miss TSO. You could not have put it better....
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I am still quite baffled by this unexpected chain of events.
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M-Mode... :c
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You could not have put it better, miss TSO. You could not have put it better....
I sort of have a knack at it considering I'm probably even more of a gender and sexuality confused pile than that =P That seems tame compared to me :V
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And what do you have against straight people?
Must you be so cruel to those who do not wish to be gay, or lesbian, whatever the case may be?
We have a right to be as straight or flamboyantly gay as we like!
We have a right to be aroused by anything we so desire to have!
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHY?!?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKlUcmuCwlo&feature=PlayList&p=BFA376C693944238&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=21)
(http://www.topnews.in/files/united-states-flag-640.jpg)
A land where black people are in charge of white people's culture!
A land where people people have a constitutional right to detached limbs of ursine origin!
A land where all sorts of religions are celebrated!
A land where Shotgun weddings originated!
A land where we wrap a sausage in a blueberry pancake and dip it in a bacon-mayonnaise concoction!
A land of opportunity!
A land of hope!
A land of dreams!
A land... of... freedom!
also
I'm not bisexual. I'm PANSEXUAL.
Oh, what now?
So, you are horny for bread?
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The only user here who is hot for bread is Dragoshi
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Proof!
I demand it!
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Actually I was thinking along the lines of titties and scones.
That's like the 5th time today I've heard that word (scones), I guess it's time for me to go do some wiki work then.
Bread can be sexy, when it wants to, add peanut butter and jelly and you suddenly have a threesome on your hands (or a foursome if you add another slice of bread to the action).
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And what do you have against straight people?
Must you be so cruel to those who do not wish to be gay, or lesbian, whatever the case may be?
We have a right to be as straight or flamboyantly gay as we like!
We have a right to be aroused by anything we so desire to have!
DO YOU FUCKING KNOW WHY?!?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKlUcmuCwlo&feature=PlayList&p=BFA376C693944238&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=21)
(http://www.topnews.in/files/united-states-flag-640.jpg)
A land where black people are in charge of white people's culture!
A land where people people have a constitutional right to detached limbs of ursine origin!
A land where all sorts of religions are celebrated!
A land where Shotgun weddings originated!
A land where we wrap a sausage in a blueberry pancake and dip it in a bacon-mayonnaise concoction!
A land of opportunity!
A land of hope!
A land of dreams!
A land... of... freedom!
Hey holmes, nobility of all kinds have been doing shotgun weddings for ages. With crossbows or blunderbusses, though.
Aside from that, you make me proud of my county this day. ;_;
(http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/7631/falloutpowerarmorincolo.jpg)
FUCK YEAH!
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(http://3.media.tumblr.com/UFbqZhs0ldj13ua10aoCJ4PZ_500.jpg)
So I herd you liek freedom
I dunno. I saw it on /tr/.
Pretty sure I'll be a pedo when I grow up, though.
But no 3d shotas. Unless they're delicious kig.
Together we shall sail the seas of gay
ahahahaha
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(http://3.media.tumblr.com/UFbqZhs0ldj13ua10aoCJ4PZ_500.jpg)
So I herd you liek freedom
(http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/1220/falloutpipboyapproved.png)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Genl242_ZU8&feature=channel_page (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Genl242_ZU8&feature=channel_page)
And I gotta pay attention to this subforum more.
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Yawn. You kids are so tame.
Take this.
(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/1429/freedomfirepower.gif)
Oh fuck you, I was in the middle of uploading that!
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Yawn. You kids are so tame.
Take this.
(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/1429/freedomfirepower.gif)
Heh.
(http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/6816/americav.jpg)
I give you America.jpg.
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what the fuck happened here
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what the fuck happened here
FREEDOM HAPPENED THAT'S WHAT.
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
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FREEDOM HAPPENED THAT'S WHAT.
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
*High five that explodes into goddamned eagles and Apache Choppers*
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Yawn. You kids are so tame.
Take this.
(http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/1429/freedomfirepower.gif)
I MUST HAVE SAUCE
Also, you could have arrived to the other thread and stopped it from derailing so fast. Why do you neglect what you protect, Ruro?
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It's an edit of some race doujin that I forget the name of.
And it is awesome.
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I MUST HAVE SAUCE
Also, you could have arrived to the other thread and stopped it from derailing so fast. Why do you neglect what you protect, Ruro?
Saku Saku Tei - Faster than Light. Oh yes, I so remembered that off the top of my head. That's what's awesome about never forgetting anything you see.
And which other thread are you talkin' about?
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Well uhh, I got the belt off but then it wrapped around me when I tried to remove the pantsu from the trap T T
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*applause*
Where'd the key go?
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I uhh... don't want to say > >;;
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Now don't worry, we're all civilised mature people. You can tell us. We promise we won't laugh.
...Well, maybe promise is too strong a word.
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I can't make that promise.
I promise not to screenshot the message, though.
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I, however, will not.
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Can you at least do so in a solemn and dignified manner and thus uphold the original non-laughing clause?
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Too late. You just made me burst out laughing.
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(http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/7944/kofrugallike.jpg)
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Am I the only one who imagines a tiny guillotine when the phrase "chastity trap" is mentioned?
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It's a trap! Off with his head!
Which one?
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Which one?
The grinning one.
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Well... the trap managed to eat the key, and he also chewed on my headband... now what do I do D:
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Do you have a welding torch?
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Do you have a welding torch?
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Do you have a flamethrower?
Fix'd.
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Do you have a welding torch?
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Do you have access to Uncle_Bob's patented Stupid Stick for bludgeoning traps to the glorious black oblivion of unconsciousness?
[Pesco]And then Bob's your uncle?[/pesco]
No, you are the uncles.
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And then Bob was a trap?