Author Topic: ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]  (Read 24196 times)

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #120 on: February 01, 2011, 05:18:06 PM »
* Matsanae Kochiya applauds.

Incredible, guys. :o

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #121 on: February 01, 2011, 05:23:36 PM »
Just looking at that thing makes me feel full :<

Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #122 on: February 01, 2011, 11:23:31 PM »
nice hair man

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #123 on: February 01, 2011, 11:24:54 PM »
nice hair man
Lookin' like a power metal singer right there.
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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #124 on: February 01, 2011, 11:56:04 PM »
I laughed myself into cardiac arrest. But you guys know all about that sorta thing now, huh?

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #125 on: February 02, 2011, 12:01:47 AM »
nice hair man
Looks kinda like Weird Al hair to me.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #126 on: February 02, 2011, 12:19:50 AM »
nice hair man
Thx

Bet that girl in your sig would love it too
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #127 on: February 03, 2011, 06:08:39 AM »
After considering both entries, it is time for the first (and apparently most important) vote. :V

Let me begin by saying that JT deserves respect for his entry, having done his best with the materials onhand. The size of the Gwahaha was appreciable and he did manage to consume the entire thing, and he maintained the core concepts that made the original a success. Furthermore, he earned additional points for presentation by lending the sandwich itself a personality.

Sadly, it is impossible to ignore the crippling downside, which is that the Gwahaha simply did not taste good, which is pretty much the whole point.

HakureiSM, on the other hand, produced a Gwahaha that was not only delicious, but carefully planned and crafted with high-quality ingredients. The sandwich was also quite presentable, with its many contrasting strata laid out in a clean fashion.

However, I do feel the need to point out the relative size of his Gwahaha, despite it's vertical height, appeared significantly smaller in girth. Furthermore, the most important ingredient in not only the Gwahaha but any sandwich, the bacon, was mishandled and did not make it into the final product; a considerable grievance!

Regardless, I feel the best manner in which to judge each sammich is to decide which I would personally prefer to eat, and to that end I cast my vote for HakureiSM as the winner.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #128 on: February 03, 2011, 06:22:32 AM »
God damn, dudes, those are some pretty excellent sandwiches. Mad props! Time to go make a bacon sandwich.

And awesome hair, HSM. :V
Let's fight.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #129 on: February 03, 2011, 06:38:23 AM »
:getdown: I beat JT :getdown:

NOW THE DUEL IS COMPLETE, AND THE RIGHTFULNESS OF THE TITLE OF MEMBER WAS DETERMINED.

the most important ingredient in not only the Gwahaha but any sandwich, the bacon, was mishandled and did not make it into the final product; a considerable grievance!
I need to practice my americanfoodskillz :S
it was my second time trying to make bacon, and the first time I cut it in little cubes, and still undercooked it.

Anyways, I have to thank both JT and Pesco, for actually liking and making this stupid challenge idea I had on a boring night come true, and the Gwahaha face-off, and our Lord Stuffman, for the knowledge on the subject and final judgement.
Thanks, guys :3
« Last Edit: February 03, 2011, 06:41:06 AM by InabaSM »
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #130 on: February 03, 2011, 08:45:48 AM »
Judging will close on Thursday night (GMT+2).
Don't celebrate early. Stuff was a participating judge, not the final result.

HakureiSM

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #131 on: February 03, 2011, 08:53:32 AM »
Oh shit I didn't notice

You're right and I feel stupid

welp whoever wins it was hella fun
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #132 on: February 03, 2011, 09:03:02 AM »
Yup, having fun is the most important aspect. Having a stomachache is only incidental.

HakureiSM

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #133 on: February 03, 2011, 09:25:54 AM »
Strangely enough, I braced for severe impact, but all I got was light gas.
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

Pesco

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #134 on: February 03, 2011, 02:58:28 PM »
Ahahaha you noob. Minus points for celebrating early :smug:

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE
« Reply #135 on: February 03, 2011, 06:20:10 PM »
Ahahaha you noob. Minus points for celebrating early :smug:

Trollwi'ed.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]
« Reply #136 on: February 03, 2011, 06:45:43 PM »
Judgement time.

Mr_Bob made a case of himself being a man worthy of having a say since 'Mr' is a formal title of a man.
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JT - Makes a smaller, less refined sandwich, but has a much more manly recklessness in the creation. Slapped in pizza, potato chips, salsa, and Jack Daniel's. Just oozes a nonchalant, "throw whatever we got in the fridge" type of Gwahaha.

Hakurei - A larger, more impressive contender is created. Showed more consideration to taste than a 4 am sandwich hoe-down. A more classy Gwahaha is created.

Gross sandwiches are cool and all, but JT did not have to contend with size. Haku made a huge delicious sandwich and struggled with finishing it. Giving the edge to The Gentleman's Gwahaha, rather than Spur of the Moment Gwahaha.

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JT - The throw-what-you've-got-in-it approach is reminisce of the days when man ate whatever creature he caught. With the amount of time available for the showdown, I am a bit disappointed with the lack of planning.  Your Gwahaha appears to be the least voluminous of the contenders. Other than that cookie, it didn't appear to give you much of a fight. I'll give you credit for putting a lot of character in your beast, but as you know, actions speak louder than words.

+ Jack's
+ "Because internet."
+ Cigar, for flavour

- Not enough fight
- Cookie

Haku - You had the idea of making a tasty Gwahaha from the beginning. I like that kind of respect for your opponent. Also finding a time to make it without your mom there shows you wanting to fight your own battles. But in despite your careful preparations, why didn't you figure out how to do the bacon in the meantime? What did your dog think of your Gwahaha, did it want to join its master in the quest to slay the monster? A man's best friend by your side through the trials would not have penalised you. Impressive range of ingredients and I think the drink was a nice subtle addition along the way. Overall it's something I'd try sell as a meal in a restaurant if I could.

+ Tasty
+ Chicken cordon bleu
+ I want to try have what you had

- Ending pose could have been better
- Celebrating early
- No dog, I am disappoint

At the end of the day whether it's love or a heart attack, the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. In the category of Most Delicious Sandwich the winner is

HakuSM

While Haku wins the right to be a MEMBER, both of these guys have earned themselves a warm welcome to the Brotherhood of Stuffmen. You have tried to walk the path of the Founder Stuffman and made your gastric victory. I'd have you guys proudly wear a Gwahaha title, but make do with IP for today.

Many thanks to our contestants, judges and audience.

Remember kids: Don't try this at home!

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]
« Reply #137 on: February 03, 2011, 06:53:41 PM »
And no thanks to everyone for not bothering with giving the Noah's Ark a try.

Except for the one dude whose blog we linked to. You're a bro.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Pesco

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]
« Reply #138 on: February 03, 2011, 06:55:21 PM »
The challenge was 'The Legend of the Gwahaha', not 'The Legend of the Noah's Ark'.

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]
« Reply #139 on: February 03, 2011, 06:59:42 PM »
They could have been one in the same! >_>
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]
« Reply #140 on: February 03, 2011, 07:00:57 PM »
And the catharsis of the tragedy that is known as the mighty Gwahaha~

Not one scene disappointed... Everyone participated, and everyone fought till the bitter end~ This has been quite a spectacle of a challenge that we had tonight.

Despite following a simple plot, it became easy to differ between opinions as to who would wear the mighty crown of
MEMBER
But do not ever forget:
Losing will only make you stronger

And we will only continue to see epic productions up in the road ahead~

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]
« Reply #141 on: February 03, 2011, 07:32:28 PM »
Well done and well earned, Haku! Celebrate with a salad.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]
« Reply #142 on: February 03, 2011, 07:33:34 PM »
Grats to both participants! Great entries all around, very amusing to read. :toot:

HSM, your picture will give me nightmares for weeks to come. :ohdear: As for JT, that cigar couldn't have tasted very good.
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Re: ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]
« Reply #143 on: February 03, 2011, 07:49:17 PM »
DAMN YOU CHIPS AHOY

DAMN YOU TO HELL

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]
« Reply #144 on: February 03, 2011, 07:51:05 PM »
DAMN YOU CHIPS AHOY

DAMN YOU TO HELL

Man, how many times have I shouted that?

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]
« Reply #145 on: February 03, 2011, 07:54:21 PM »
Awww~~~

Isn't that generous?
You both got IP~

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]
« Reply #146 on: February 03, 2011, 08:51:32 PM »
Isn't that generous?
You both got IP~

Suuuuure, generous. That's exactly what it is.

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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Re: ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]
« Reply #147 on: February 03, 2011, 09:02:01 PM »
Suuuuure, generous. That's exactly what it is.
Why do I have a sinking feeling that I'm really lucky not having IP now?

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HakureiSM

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]
« Reply #148 on: February 03, 2011, 09:14:45 PM »
Well done and well earned, Haku! Celebrate with a salad.
Ahaha yeah right :3

Also
EAT SHIT
BECOME PRINCESS
Spoiler:
I'm so screwed in the next challenge I just know it
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
                                                                                   .

Pesco

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Re: ATTN JAYTEE [Contest over!]
« Reply #149 on: February 03, 2011, 09:22:46 PM »
Ahaha yeah right :3

Also
EAT SHIT
BECOME PRINCESS
Spoiler:
I'm so screwed in the next challenge I just know it
Because Haku couldn't keep his mouth shut.

All IPs are now required to eat shit. You have 5 days.