Author Topic: My Precious Thing 2  (Read 7721 times)

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Re: My Precious Thing 2
« Reply #30 on: January 09, 2011, 11:52:44 AM »
idk ho da fok u r
I will eat you, human.

But not until your imagination runs dry.

dis fukn stroy s da besSt!1!11!!


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Re: My Precious Thing 2
« Reply #31 on: January 09, 2011, 07:11:00 PM »
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The door opened and Headcarp and Killgaaman stomped out angrily. Then Huhwaht and Hedcar sawed us.

?MS. HATSUNE WHAT THE BEEP ARE YOU DOING!? Kigggaman shouted angrily. Huhwha blared at him.

?Oops she made a mistake!? he corrupted her. ?She means hi everybody cum in!?

Well we all came in angrily. So did all the other students. I sat between Croww and Slaves and opposite P?c. Forrza and Ediub started 2 make some kawaii jokes. They both looked exactly like Kasane Teto. I eight some Count Remilia and drank som kawaii lychee juice from a cup. Then I herd someone shooting angrily. I looked behind me it was???Desire! She and Slaves were shooting at eachother.

?Desire, Slaves WTF?? I asked.

?You fucking bustard!? yelled Slaves at Desire. ?I want to shit next to her!1?

?No I do!? shouted.

?No she doesn?t fucking like u, you son of a bitch!? yelled Slaves.

?No fuck you motherfucker she laves me not you!? shouted Dsire. And then?????? she jumped on Salesv! (no not in dat way u perv) They started to fight and beat up each other.

Huhwahe yelled at them but they didn?t stop. All of a sudden?? a terrible man with a eyepacth and a snake flew in on his huge battleship approaching fast. He had a eyepatc and was wearing a a snak. All the glass in the window he flew thru fell apart. Lety that fucking prep started to fat. Desire and Slave stopped fighting?.I shopped eating?.Everyone gasped. Da room fell silent???????.Vap Coueper!

?Mdode?..Mode??.? Darth Vaper sed evilly in his raspy voice. ?Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thou and I shall kill Desire as well. If thou does not kill her before then I shall kill Slaves too!?

?Plz don?t make me kill him plz!? I begged.

?No!? he laughed crudely. ?Kill her, or I shall kill her anyway!? Then he flew away crackling.

I bust into tears. Slaves and Desire came to contort me. Suddenly my eyes rolled up so they looked all kawaaii and desu I had a vision were I saw some lighting flash and then Vaic Voper coming to kill Slaves while Slaves ate cake in a depressed way.

?No!? I screamed sexily. Suddenly I locked up and stopped having the vision.

?Mode MOde aure you alright?? asked Slaves in a worried voice.

?Yeah yeah.? I said sadly as I got up.

?Everyfing?s all right Modoe.? said Desire all sensetive.

?No its not!? I shouted angrily. Tearz of pinku went down my face. ?OMFG what if I?m getting possessed like in Hakurgyraouo!?

?Its ok gurl.? said P?cc. ?Maybe u should ask Proffesor Porivs about what the visions mean though.?

?Ok bich.? I said sadly and den we went.

Gpop

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Re: My Precious Thing 2
« Reply #32 on: January 09, 2011, 07:20:12 PM »
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Re: My Precious Thing 2
« Reply #33 on: January 09, 2011, 09:44:50 PM »
I eight some Count Remilia

You. Fucker. I am impressed.

Zetogunn

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Re: My Precious Thing 2
« Reply #34 on: January 09, 2011, 09:57:44 PM »
Mistress-I-Am-unable-to translate this work but I am certain it is skillfully-written. Thank-you-for the upgrades although I feel 14 inches is a little much. It is making-cleaning-quite-difficult. Don't forget to-buy-bacon-and whipped-cream-for-tonight.

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Re: My Precious Thing 2
« Reply #35 on: January 10, 2011, 01:20:10 AM »
Forrza and Ediub started 2 make some kawaii jokes. They both looked exactly like Kasane Teto.
wut

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Re: My Precious Thing 2
« Reply #36 on: January 10, 2011, 02:21:48 AM »
This is defying all my attempts of description.

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Re: My Precious Thing 2
« Reply #37 on: January 13, 2011, 04:07:24 AM »
It turns out that Kawairuro, Croww, Rofeza and Edddibl?s dad was a yoaki. He committed kawaii suicide by bombing his rists wid the x key. He had raped them and stuff before too. They all got so loli that they became kawaii and converted to Byakruenism.
I have finally caught up on this.

And it was all worthwhile. Oh god I can't breathe.

Dragoshi

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Re: My Precious Thing 2
« Reply #38 on: January 13, 2011, 06:37:30 AM »
And I just caught up on reading this as well.

Suffice to say, I've lost my shit. All the shit. All of it. Yeah!!!!!!!!

Can't wait to see more of this gloriously horrible trainwreck masterpiece.
All shall be well and all shall be well and all manner of things shall be well.