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Alfred F. Jones

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Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« on: September 12, 2009, 10:17:08 PM »
LAST NIGHT

Ruro: Hmm... Donut told me to play LLS before going to bed. But I don't remember anything about it... I'm gonna be doing this blind! Blind runs are BAD! I mean, sure, I managed to 1cc IN for the first time on a blind run, but this is PC-98! It's much harder than IN! And I haven't played a PC-98 since UFO came out! Oh well... maybe it would be nice to try.

* Ruro set her lives to default and after a false start on lunatic, she began to play on normal mode as ReimuB.

Ruro: It was awful nice of Donut to give me his .hdi for LLS... not that it matters for anything but unlocking extra, since there's no practice mode on PC-98. Oh well.

[insert sounds of "OH GOD ORANGE'S BULLETS ARE HUGE", "Kurumi plays like the first Samidare boss!", "AAAAAAAAAH FUCK YOUR TILES, ELLY AAAAAAAAAAH", "AAAAAAAAAAH OERRIES SUN BOMB BOMB BOMB", "Ow Yuka not in the face ow ow", "Screw the rules, I have green hair!", etc.]

Ruro: ... aw, hell, guess I should use my camera again, since screenshots won't work on fullscreen.



Ruro: Yaaaay~



Ruro: lol no

Ruro: ... Well, I played on default and beat Yuka with five lives in stock, so I wonder how I did with score.


* Ruro entered the high score menu, saw that she was below the high score entry, sighed.

Ruro: Oh well.

* Ruro ... got an idea!

Ruro: ... hey, I wonder what Donut's high score was on lunatic! This is his .hdi, after all, so I should be able to se--



Ruro: .... "Reimu♡Me?"

* Ruro burst out laughing

Ruro: Oh sweet Jesus this is awesom--



Ruro: ...

Ruro: ...................

Ruro: ... OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

Ruro: NOW I HAVE TO SHOW THIS TO EVERYONE

nintendonut888

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #1 on: September 12, 2009, 10:18:10 PM »
DISCLAIMER: I regret nothing.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

Kanako Yasaka

Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #2 on: September 12, 2009, 10:19:12 PM »
I can't stop laughing oh my GOD. That's pretty pathetic. :V



Oh, and this may as well be a good place to post this.

16:44 Donasa Minamitsu : lol, I just had a really lame thought
16:44 Donasa Minamitsu : If Komachi was the old man in The Telltale Heart, you know
what that scene would be called?
16:44 Kaneko : Well that's the only way EES's theme could be any lamer
16:44 Donasa Minamitsu : BED ON DEATH! XD XD XD
16:44 Kaneko : ...
16:44 Kaneko : ...
16:44 Kaneko : . . .
16:45 Kaneko : Oh my GOD.
16:45 Donasa Minamitsu : I'm awesome
16:45 Kaneko : Copied. >_>;
« Last Edit: September 12, 2009, 10:21:15 PM by Kaneko Nyasaka »

Alfred F. Jones

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #3 on: September 12, 2009, 10:19:41 PM »
DISCLAIMER: I regret nothing.

Sure you don't, Ninten "Reimu♡Me" donut888.

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2009, 10:20:44 PM »

Moerin

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2009, 10:21:51 PM »
What the...!?

Oh god, that's just... So... Pffhahahahaha~!

* Theorist dies of laughter.
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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2009, 10:22:43 PM »
I was totally expecting "Gengetu<3" but..."Reimu<3Me"?

I'm so glad I don't name my scores silly things. :P

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2009, 10:23:52 PM »
HOLY CRAP

DONUT

HE HAS ENLIGHTEN US

* Gengetsu approves


Moerin

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2009, 10:24:48 PM »
I believe everyone needs to see this, so...

Eheheh~
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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2009, 10:24:58 PM »
Ouch...

Alfred F. Jones

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2009, 10:27:02 PM »
I don't know about you guys, but it's the "MAIWAIFU" entry that REALLY gets me.

Well, that and "HNNNNNG♡".

Moerin

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2009, 10:29:45 PM »
I was thinking the same thing, Ruro... But then again, that shouldn't really come as a surprise~

...Heh, "MAIWAIFU"...
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Nine West

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2009, 10:30:53 PM »
I don't know about you guys, but it's the "MAIWAIFU" entry that REALLY gets me.

Well, that and "HNNNNNG♡".

ITT DONUT KNOCK GENGETSU OFF

Kanako Yasaka

Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #13 on: September 12, 2009, 10:31:41 PM »
Reimu♡Me and HNNNNNG♡ are my favorites.

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #14 on: September 12, 2009, 10:32:48 PM »
wow

the weirdest one i have on mine is "Babie$"

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #15 on: September 12, 2009, 10:34:25 PM »
"Timeout <3"?

What the shit?

I don't think I've laughed this hard...ever. Now look what you made me do, there's pre-chewed Chocolate all over my shorts...
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nintendonut888

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #16 on: September 12, 2009, 10:38:43 PM »
Timeout <3 Was the first time I experienced Gengetu Rape Time.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

Nine West

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #17 on: September 12, 2009, 10:40:54 PM »
Quote from: nintendonut888
Behold the newest incarnation of my Touhou character ranking.

1 Yukari Yakumo
2 Gengetu

Discuss.

Sana

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #18 on: September 12, 2009, 10:45:46 PM »
Quote from: nintendonut888
Behold the newest incarnation of my Touhou character ranking.

1 Yukari Yakumo
2 Gengetu

Discuss.
That has to be a lie.

Moerin

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #19 on: September 12, 2009, 10:47:27 PM »
Somehow, this needs to work it's way into Ijiatsu~

...Somehow.
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Nine West

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #20 on: September 12, 2009, 10:52:54 PM »
Somehow, this needs to work it's way into Ijiatsu~

...Somehow.

Oh, sure... if we could incorporate ZUN's characters in there.

DonutXGengetsu yuri isn't something outside of my power. ;)

nintendonut888

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #21 on: September 12, 2009, 10:54:19 PM »
I do in fact love Yukari more than Gengetu, my fanboyism for her is simply more subdued. I have to give Gengetu enough love for an entire fandom after all~

Somehow, this needs to work it's way into Ijiatsu~

...Somehow.

Oh, sure... if we could incorporate ZUN's characters in there.

DonutXGengetsu yuri isn't something outside of my power. ;)

Oh god please yes.
nintendonut888: Hey Baity. I beat the high score for Sanae B hard on the score.dat you sent me. X3
Baity: For a moment, I thought you broke 1.1billion. Upon looking at my score.dat, I can assume that you destroyed the score that is my failed (first!) 1cc attempt on my first day of playing. Congratulations.

[19:42] <Sapz> I think that's the only time I've ever seen a suicide bullet shoot its own suicide bullet

Alfred F. Jones

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #22 on: September 12, 2009, 10:55:47 PM »
[16:45] Donasa Minamitsu: Wait
[16:45] Donasa Minamitsu: Ruro, look at my high score list in Mystic Square
[16:45] Donasa Minamitsu: Extra isn't as ridiculous, but you may still get at least a WTF out of it
[16:45] Ruroukanken: Hmm?
[16:45] Ruroukanken: ...
[16:46] Ruroukanken: ........ I'm going to find something horrible aren't I

five minutes later



....



WHAT THE HELL
YUKA
WHAT THE

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #23 on: September 12, 2009, 10:58:19 PM »
ITT: lolDonut

Moerin

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #24 on: September 12, 2009, 10:58:52 PM »
I feel Donut's thoughts about Yuka are perfectly justified~

Spoiler:
Hell, I feel the same way about her~
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"For hearts long lost and full of fright, for those alone in blackest night, accept our ring and join our fight... Love Conquers All -  with violet light!"

Nine West

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #25 on: September 12, 2009, 10:59:34 PM »
Ahem...

Somehow, this needs to work it's way into Ijiatsu~

...Somehow.

Oh, sure... if we could incorporate ZUN's characters in there.

YukaXDonutXGengetsu yuri isn't something outside of my power. ;)

Fixed (open to future revisions).

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #26 on: September 12, 2009, 11:00:37 PM »
I like how only 1 of them is "Donut". Although AAAAAAAA is legit too, seeing as I put that when I'm lazy.

Also, Ruro x Donut, etc.

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #27 on: September 12, 2009, 11:06:10 PM »
You're a hero, Donut.

Moerin

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #28 on: September 12, 2009, 11:12:25 PM »
Ahem...

Somehow, this needs to work it's way into Ijiatsu~

...Somehow.

Oh, sure... if we could incorporate ZUN's characters in there.

YukaXDonutXGengetsu yuri isn't something outside of my power. ;)

Fixed (open to future revisions).

Nwbi, if you could fix up some TheorinxRin, and possibly TheorinxZengar (because, let's face it, your Zengar was pretty freaking hot), then I'd be eternally grateful~

...Of course, you don't have to do it if you don't want to...
The solution to all of life's problems!

#1 Rin Satsuki Fan~♥
"For hearts long lost and full of fright, for those alone in blackest night, accept our ring and join our fight... Love Conquers All -  with violet light!"

Alfred F. Jones

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Re: Wherein Donut pays for his crimes
« Reply #29 on: September 12, 2009, 11:19:47 PM »
I request Donut x Ruro.

... it's not my fault that Slaves drew Donut's legs really well. >_>