Author Topic: 2016 NFL Thread: Superb Owl LI - New England Trumps vs. "Some Guys from Atlanta"  (Read 71925 times)

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Re: MotK 2016 NFL Thread: We doing fantasy again! (Newcomers welcome!)
« Reply #30 on: August 24, 2016, 06:33:52 PM »
Meanwhile: Chargers still haven't signed bosa

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« Reply #31 on: August 24, 2016, 10:06:21 PM »
You'd think that the Chargers would have learned their lesson after the first, second, or hell, even third time, that trying to penny-pinch on rookie contracts is not a good thing
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[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: MotK 2016 NFL Thread: We doing fantasy again! (Newcomers welcome!)
« Reply #33 on: August 25, 2016, 12:20:06 PM »
http://deadspin.com/the-chargers-contract-impasse-with-joey-bosa-just-got-u-1785704625

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Are the Chargers actually worse than the Browns now?

Post-season predictions:

AFC:
Champs
  • Patriots
  • Steelers
  • Colts
  • Chiefs
Wild Card
  • Raiders
  • Bengals
NFC:
Champs
  • Panthers
  • Packers
  • Cardinals
  • Cowboys
Wild Card
  • Seahawks
  • Vikings

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« Reply #34 on: August 25, 2016, 06:53:38 PM »
My unpopular opinions: The Browns will go at least .500 this year. The Cardinals will miss the playoffs.
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« Reply #35 on: August 25, 2016, 08:24:13 PM »
My unpopular opinions: The Browns will go at least .500 this year. The Cardinals will miss the playoffs.
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[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Re: MotK 2016 NFL Thread: We doing fantasy again! (Newcomers welcome!)
« Reply #37 on: August 27, 2016, 07:23:06 PM »
Romo injured, again, with a broken back (this time out 6-10 weeks). In other news, water is wet.
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Re: MotK 2016 NFL Thread: We doing fantasy again! (Newcomers welcome!)
« Reply #38 on: August 27, 2016, 10:55:58 PM »
Romo injured, again, with a broken back (this time out 6-10 weeks). In other news, water is wet.
DAK PRESCOTT ERA BEGINS NOW!!!

http://deadspin.com/report-everyone-laughing-at-chargers-1785809628
Eventually Philip Rivers will have enough kids to start his own team.

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« Reply #39 on: August 28, 2016, 03:03:46 AM »
Real talk, Romo should retire.  Dude's probably gonna be in pain for the rest of his life at this rate

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Re: MotK 2016 NFL Thread: We doing fantasy again! (Newcomers welcome!)
« Reply #42 on: August 29, 2016, 06:25:28 PM »

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« Reply #43 on: August 30, 2016, 12:53:58 AM »
Kilga, can you send an invite to fromonk on yahoo?

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« Reply #44 on: August 30, 2016, 04:30:15 AM »
Is that the appropriate e-mail address?
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[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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« Reply #45 on: August 30, 2016, 01:42:37 PM »
Is that the appropriate e-mail address?

Yep, that's me.  Hi guys.  :)

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« Reply #46 on: August 30, 2016, 07:45:43 PM »
Yep, that's me.  Hi guys.  :)
wat 2hu wud u fuk???

Panthers analysis tomorrow

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« Reply #47 on: August 30, 2016, 08:05:59 PM »
Should I say anything about the Chargers?

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Re: MotK 2016 NFL Thread: We doing fantasy again! (Newcomers welcome!)
« Reply #48 on: August 30, 2016, 08:57:43 PM »
Should I say anything about the Chargers?

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« Reply #49 on: August 30, 2016, 10:16:15 PM »
RIP Vikings season. Looks like Teddy has a season ending knee injury
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« Reply #50 on: August 30, 2016, 10:22:23 PM »
wat 2hu wud u fuk???

Panthers analysis tomorrow

U wot m8, ill fite u sware on me mum

Here's your Panthers analysis:

Going all the way! ...Right after the Broncos whip us up and down the field again. D:
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« Reply #51 on: August 30, 2016, 10:50:34 PM »
The Broncos are missing like half their team from last year, I think you'll be okay on that specific front

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« Reply #52 on: August 30, 2016, 10:54:33 PM »
Panthers first three opponents:
Trevor Siemian
Blaine Gabbert
Shaun Hill

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« Reply #53 on: August 30, 2016, 11:01:12 PM »
I return for football season! in other news, can we please cut some roster spots even if its only 10 people? looking through 3rd string RBs after my first injury wasn't much fun. and then it got worse.

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« Reply #54 on: August 30, 2016, 11:02:54 PM »
in other news, can we please cut some roster spots even if its only 10 people? looking through 3rd string RBs after my first injury wasn't much fun. and then it got worse.
Second

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« Reply #55 on: August 30, 2016, 11:49:20 PM »
The Broncos are missing like half their team from last year, I think you'll be okay on that specific front

Maybe. Von still scares me.

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« Reply #56 on: August 31, 2016, 02:49:44 AM »
Invite's been sent. We'll need either a 12th person or a dropout now.
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[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Rin Kagamine

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« Reply #57 on: August 31, 2016, 03:05:27 AM »
Invite's been sent. We'll need either a 12th person or a dropout now.
Purvis!?!?!?!?

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« Reply #58 on: August 31, 2016, 02:15:19 PM »
He hasn't gotten back to me on foobaw-related things recently, though that may be because I can't get back on IRC on my laptop.
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« Reply #59 on: August 31, 2016, 03:05:43 PM »
Welcome to an introduction to the 2016 Carolina Panthers!  Last year we went 15-1 and led the league in scoring!  We also ran the Cardinals out of the stadium in the NFC title game!  Then we lost the Super Bowl to Von Miller, who is a scary monster man, as well as 21 other men!  This fucking team.

HEAD COACH: Riverboat Ron Rivera!  He's back yet again and he's still not taking any risks that could even conceivably be seen as gambles!  He used to be a pretty good DC and as a defensive minded HC he's doing pretty well (if you disregard that the Panthers have one of the best front 7s in the entire league because that just shows good coaching!).  I would love to hate him as much as I have in previous years but after last year he did pretty damn well given that we had nothing but old retreads and Funchess trying to catch the ball.  However, the real reason I'm not calling to "Fire Ron Rivera" for the 4th consecutive year is because there's no one better available.  I hate him and this team so much.

QUARTERBACK: Cameron "Cam" "Thug" "Dabbing Fiend" Newton!  He wears the number 1 and HOW DARE HE!!!  I CAN'T BELIEVE HIS EGO!!!  ACT LIKE YOU'VE BEEN THERE BEFORE!!!  STOP CELEBRATING!!!  MY DAUGHTER WOULD RATHER WATCH THE CHEERLEADERS THAN YOUR DISGUSTING DANCES!!!  WHAT A THUG!!!

Cam Newton is the best QB in the league and I love him so much.  Never stop dancing or having fun Cam.  Fuck the haters and win another damn MVP!  Sucks if your QB isn't Cam Newton.

GENERAL MANAGER: Still Dave Gettleman!  Why no Josh Norman, we're not worried about our secondary after you leave, we've got this handled! *drafts 3 CBs, none in the first round*  What did we get in the first round?  Why it's another goddamn DT!  Because our depth at DT is surely suspect after Kawann Short and Star Lotulelei and Kyle Love!  Clearly that takes precedence over replacing our All Pro CB who walked away in Free Agency in exchange for nothing!  Meanwhile we're still starting Titans cast-off Michael Oher and Mike "Turnstile" Remmers at OT, a position that Gettleman has never addressed in the draft and seems utterly allergic to giving proper attention.  Next years first round pick will be yet another redundant selection for a position we are already overflowing with talent at.  Hey Gettleman, PROTIP: there's a reason BPA is being phased out worldwide, maybe you should pay attention!?

Still though, gotta hand it to Gettleman for grabbing Jeremy Cash out of Duke as a UDFA this year.  He was an All-American last year and the ACC Defensive Player of the year as a Safety!  Talk about a steal!  Our secondary could definitely use the help he will surely prov- WHAT!?  YOU'RE MOVING HIM TO LINEBACKER!?  THE DEEPEST AND BEST POSITION ON OUR ROSTER AND YOU'RE TRYING TO CONVERT A SAFETY!?!?  AJ KLEIN CAN START ANYWHERE IN THE LEAGUE AND HE'S OUR SECOND STRING AND YOU THINK WE NEED MORE HELP!?!?!?  FUCK YOU!!!

OFFENSIVE LINE: Kalil in the best Center in the league and Trai Turner is a stud, everyone else is trash trash trash and the Broncos made them look like fools.  Lucky that Newton is so mobile, comes in handy when the line provides all the protection of a dryer sheet.

RUNNING BACK: J-Stew is back and Cameron Artis-Payne might actually be coming along nicely, together with Fozzy Whittaker.  Mike Tolbert is a bowling ball and pretty good at picking up first downs.  Too bad the RB position in the NFL is DEAD!!! *airhorns*

WIDE RECEIVER: Kelvin Benjamin is BACK BABY! (please don't die)  Funchess can finally settle into a nice stable of WR along with Philly Brown and Ted Ginn Jr and oh god I just got excited about Philly Brown and Ted Ginn Jr catching the ball.  Ugh.

As a UDFA we did add Keyarris Garrett for some nice depth after he led the ACC for the Hurricanes in receiving yards.  Hang on, I've been told that he actually led the AAC for the Golden Hurricanes.  Oh. 

FUN FACT: Tulsa is known as the "Receiver Factory" for its storied history of producing top notch NFL receivers!
FUNNER FACT: That's a lie!

TIGHT END GREG OLSEN: GREG OLSEN!

KICKER: Graham Gano!  He's still pretty good.

PUNTER: There was an honest to god punter battle at training camp this year that seemingly ended when the Panthers traded with the Browns for Andy Lee.  I can't.

FRONT SEVEN: Probably the best in the league!  Luke Kuechly is a total beast and is in the DPOY discussion every year.  Thomas Davis has been with the team since 2005 but is still playing at a high level.  Shaq Thompson, much maligned (by me) first round pick last year, has grown into the essential third piece in our 4-3.  AJ Klein can play mid and outside as our lead second string LB and I'm glad he's still around.  Kawann Short made the Pro Bowl last year in his third season and is blossoming into a perennial All-Pro.  Kony Ealy is shaping up to be a worthy successor to Charles Johnson, who took a BIG pay cut to remain with the Panthers as their starting DE.  Star Lotulelei has shown that he can play, and play well.  I like all of these guys and think they're the biggest reason the Panthers D is so respected.

SECONDARY: Oh boy.  Tillman retired and Norman took his ball and went home and Benwikere is coming off an injury and is currently behind a rookie 2nd and 3rd round draft pick on the depth chart and our starting safeties are Tre Boston and Kurt Coleman who I couldn't tell you anything about if I tried because they are so forgettable and Roman Harper who is a million years old went back to New Orleans and they're converting Jeremy Cash to a LB which means packing weight on him and everything about this unit is terrible and I just pray we beat the snot out of Norman and the Washington Racists in December.  Fuck.

IN CONCLUSION: 12-4 with losses to the Cards, Chiefs, Seahawks, and an inexplicable Thursday night loss to the Saints, win the division and lose the NFC title game to Arizona.

KEEP POUNDING!!!