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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #120 on: August 29, 2009, 06:17:55 PM »
Ruro, isn't that MEME thing already done?
I actually thought the game was up and running.
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #121 on: August 29, 2009, 07:29:22 PM »
No, I thought it was abandoned... But they may have gotten a spell or two made. I remember seeing an UBOA one a while back, but only as a screencap.

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #122 on: August 30, 2009, 06:23:34 PM »
Is there going to be any varying boss spellcards based on your choice of character? If so...

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #123 on: August 30, 2009, 06:40:36 PM »
Is there going to be any varying boss spellcards based on your choice of character? If so...

All I really know is that my first spellcard would be different for each character, although I've only decided upon Zengar's so far ("Fire War  [Zengar Zonbolt Dies In Lava!!]")~
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #124 on: August 30, 2009, 07:45:14 PM »
Is there going to be any varying boss spellcards based on your choice of character? If so...

All I really know is that my first spellcard would be different for each character, although I've only decided upon Zengar's so far ("Fire War  [Zengar Zonbolt Dies In Lava!!]")~

That is probably one of the best jokes ever, now only if it was Kouji and not Zengar

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #125 on: August 30, 2009, 07:47:03 PM »
Is there going to be any varying boss spellcards based on your choice of character? If so...

All I really know is that my first spellcard would be different for each character, although I've only decided upon Zengar's so far ("Fire War  [Zengar Zonbolt Dies In Lava!!]")~
Oi, oi!
Oh wait. I get it now.
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #126 on: August 30, 2009, 07:53:52 PM »
didn't kouji get RUST TORNADO'd in the manga

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #127 on: August 31, 2009, 04:15:38 AM »
thank god, the twits who actually believe in that shit are one of the most annoying things on the planet

i actually saw a commercial last night(a real one, i saw it multiple times) saying that "SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN BLAH BLAH PREPARING FOR THE END BLAH BLAH"

and at the end it had something like

"With our help, the end will become the beginning."

wowza
This is kinda late and I don't want to read through 5 pages to see if anyone else answered this but that's an advertising campaign for a movie. :V

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #128 on: August 31, 2009, 04:32:05 AM »
thank god, the twits who actually believe in that shit are one of the most annoying things on the planet

i actually saw a commercial last night(a real one, i saw it multiple times) saying that "SCIENTISTS HAVE PROVEN BLAH BLAH PREPARING FOR THE END BLAH BLAH"

and at the end it had something like

"With our help, the end will become the beginning."

wowza
This is kinda late and I don't want to read through 5 pages to see if anyone else answered this but that's an advertising campaign for a movie. :V

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #129 on: September 03, 2009, 02:52:31 PM »
i drew pictures

when i get home i'll upload them

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #130 on: September 03, 2009, 02:53:19 PM »
i drew pictures

when i get home i'll upload them
Oh wow, now I need to get around to writing those scripts, don't I. O_O

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #131 on: September 03, 2009, 04:06:38 PM »
i drew pictures

when i get home i'll upload them

This is the best news ever~

Seriously, though, I look forward to seeing them~
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #132 on: September 03, 2009, 07:31:00 PM »
Hey Roukanken, maybe you could do the characters like in SA, this way other members could be shottypes.

This shameful piece of shit was made by a certain Anonymous-Fairy, but is now deleted- bawwwww.

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #133 on: September 03, 2009, 07:41:29 PM »
Hey Roukanken, maybe you could do the characters like in SA, this way other members could be shottypes.
I already had plans to do it UFO-style, unfortunately. I wasn't sure who would end up working with who, anyway. :/

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #134 on: September 03, 2009, 07:42:38 PM »
If you guys somehow end up going through with this, I'll be sad that I'm not in it. >:
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #135 on: September 03, 2009, 07:44:05 PM »
If this is made I will be a happy camper.

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #136 on: September 03, 2009, 07:44:56 PM »
If you guys somehow end up going through with this, I'll be sad that I'm not in it. >:

Well, maybe Roukan wil be generous and will turns us into bombs.

This shameful piece of shit was made by a certain Anonymous-Fairy, but is now deleted- bawwwww.

Moerin

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #137 on: September 03, 2009, 07:47:18 PM »
If you guys somehow end up going through with this, I'll be sad that I'm not in it. >:

Well, maybe Roukan wil be generous and will turns us into bombs.

For some reason I like the idea of donut and taco bombs~
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #138 on: September 03, 2009, 07:51:15 PM »
I call the Donut bomb.

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #139 on: September 03, 2009, 08:12:56 PM »
EVERYONE IS GIRLS.







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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #140 on: September 03, 2009, 08:31:00 PM »
Oh god Purvis made me laugh so hard

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #141 on: September 03, 2009, 08:35:17 PM »
EVERYONE IS GIRLS.

I FUCKING LOVE YOU SLAVES

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #142 on: September 03, 2009, 08:36:50 PM »
You just had to give yourself the best hat, didn't you?

Also, TSO is so freaking moe~  And the rest of them... Are just awesome~
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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #143 on: September 03, 2009, 08:44:49 PM »
You realise we are going to force you to draw the rest of the cast, right?

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #144 on: September 03, 2009, 08:48:39 PM »
You realise we are going to force you to draw the rest of the cast, right?

durr

i just didn't have a list of what the cast was, so i just drew ones off the top of my head

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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #145 on: September 03, 2009, 08:58:51 PM »
You realise we are going to force you to draw the rest of the cast, right?

durr

i just didn't have a list of what the cast was, so i just drew ones off the top of my head
Initial Plot:
It was a strange day when the Idiocy began to spread.
Most passed by unharmed, witnesses to the catastrophe. Some were affected mildly, becoming Idiot Princesses; some were sensitive to it, becoming Idiot Maidens and gaining considerable power at the cost of most of their intelligence.
Then there are those who are more sensitive still. These three chosen ones are collectively known as the Idiot Deities, the most powerful of all affected by the Idiocy. Unfortunately, as a result, they all have one-track minds and are somewhat lacking in brainpower.
So begins the tale of possibly heroes and possibly villains...

Title BGM: [Chronicles of the Chronically Stupid]

Stage 1
BGM [When Idiots First Take Flight]
Mid-boss: Jan-san
Power: Manipulation of Guitar Strings

Boss: Nwbi
Power: Manipulation of Chance
BGM [An Enemy For Some Reason]

Thinking that they're in a Touhou game, the first thing each of the Deities does is immediately attack anyone close by. The first victim of this is Nwbi, who swears that the other maidens will avenge him.

Stage 2
BGM [Rising To Heaven]

Boss: Tenshi
Power: Manipulation of Pain
BGM [A Pleasing Agony ~ Wonderful Torture]

Upon hearing of Nwbi's defeat, Tenshi (the resident masochist) proceeds to seek out the deity and challenge them to a fight. He loses, but he enjoys it.

Stage 3
BGM [Entering the Foolish Grounds]

Boss: BaitySM
Power: Manipulation of Grazing
BGM [Barely Out Of Reach - Cutting Close]

The deity stumbles upon a strange temple built into a nearby mountain, which Tenshi crashed into. There Baity appears, and warns them that they aren't welcome after taking down two of the maidens. The protagonist, naturally, doesn't care and proceeds to beat Baity up. His last quote before the end of the stage is 'Just don't interrupt him...he's been waiting years for this.'

Stage 4
BGM [High-Speed Throttle Ride]
Mid-boss: Tenshi, back for one more beating.

Boss: Vic Viper
Power: Manipulation of Machinery
BGM [Battle with the Legendary Ship ~ Shoot The Core!]

Entering the temple, the deity comes across Tenshi, who promptly rises up and challenges them to one last fight. Continuing on, they come across Vic Viper, who insists that they are interfering on the Maidens' affairs and need to leave. The Deity senses that this is where the Idiocy started, and challenges Vic for an explanation. A fight ensues, and as Vic is defeated he states that the Idiocy literally drains the intelligence from its victims. He refuses to explain why.

Stage 5
BGM [A Dark, Forgotten Corner]
Mid-Boss: UncertainKitten
Power: Manipulation of arousal

Boss: Anonymous Fairy
Power: Manipulation of fetishes
BGM [What I'm Into ~ Secret Desire]

Entering further, the deities come across the right-hand man, AF, and his assistant UK. After another hard-fought batte, AF admits that the Idiocy is designed to collect intelligence for the sake of reviving a forgotten soul by granting her a personality. The only clue as to the target's identity is 'someone who should have made it but didn't'.

Final Stage
BGM [Faded Dreams]

Final Boss: Theorist
Power: Manipulation of the forgotten
BGM [Collapsing Memory ~ Disregarded Grudge]
Last Attack BGM [Collapsing Mind ~ Overwhelming Vengeance]

The mastermind behind the entire incident turns out to be Theorist, collecting intelligence to revive the forgotten Rin Satsuki. This would normally be where a debate takes place as to whether Theorist's choice was right, but the deities aren't very clever and just beat him up anyway.

Ending Theme: [Might Makes Right]
Credits: [Foolishly Discarded Memories]

Extra
BGM [Last Remnants of Moronity]
Mid-boss: Purvis
Power: Manipulation of psychology

Boss: Slaves
Power: Manipulation of humour
BGM [The Idiot's Art Form]

The Idiocy takes some time to wear off after Theorist's defeat, much to the dismay of Purvis, and in that time the deities receive one last challenge in the form of Slaves. A young boy who may have been affected by the Idiocy even more than the deities themselves, his hilarious art proves to be a nightmarish challenge to the player.


Phantasm Stage (Unlock Requirements: Clear Extra, Capture 50 Spellcards including Tilde Moe~)

BGM [Last Remnants of Sanity]
Mid-Boss 1: Kilgamayan
Power: Manipulation of Numbers

Mid-Boss 2: Ruri Hoshino
Power: Manipulation of Emotion (or lack thereof)

Boss: TheStupidOne
Power: Manipulation of Idiocy
BGM [Idiot's True Form]

Just when the disaster appears to be dying down, the Idiocy reappears with a mind of its own, intent on completing the ritual. The deities realise that Theorist didn't create the Idiocy himself, he simply awakened it, and thus it intends to restore Rin itself. After defeating the Moderators it created for self defense, the deities fight against the Idiocy in its human form, by far the most powerful foe they've faced yet.

I'm a helper~
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Re: so the world ends in 2012 right?
« Reply #146 on: September 03, 2009, 09:00:37 PM »
I'm a helper~

i know there was one, i just did it when i went to bed yesterday so i didn't have a computer around


so moe~

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #147 on: September 03, 2009, 10:05:17 PM »




I'm getting a little verklempt... ;_;

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #148 on: September 03, 2009, 10:38:24 PM »
Can I be a minor enemy that is killed in one hit

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Re: Touhou Ijiatsu - Monarchly Moron (Ver. 1.00a)
« Reply #149 on: September 03, 2009, 10:55:44 PM »
Can I be a minor enemy that is killed in one hit
I was thinking that maybe we should make the fairies different people based on the stage. Not sure who goes where, but it means a few more people will show up.

In the meantime, I got bored. Have my attempt at a title theme since I don't feel like writing scripts tonight.