Author Topic: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round II: I wanna be the Bunbunmaru  (Read 49593 times)

Kips McKipzerson

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #210 on: April 05, 2011, 02:40:31 AM »
Smack in random cussing.

Works for Kips.  :V

Fuck yeah that fucking shit works. :derp:

Write something good :smug:

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oh hey I hope you dont mind getting a bullet to your face. No, you dont? kay

Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #211 on: April 05, 2011, 02:42:41 AM »
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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #212 on: April 05, 2011, 03:14:08 AM »
Writing is easy for some Kip, to the point that 1500 is child's play.

This is so Ammy that's almost Hammy~ :V

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #213 on: April 05, 2011, 03:59:59 AM »
I propose that random items be involved in this duel.

Specifically, mint Mentos.


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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #214 on: April 05, 2011, 04:07:51 AM »
I never want to see words again. Especially not words put together with each other.
BUT now that the writing is done I can go have an ice cream headache for one day.

The Lord of the Hakkero. As seen, analyzed and misinterpreted by me.


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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #215 on: April 05, 2011, 04:18:08 AM »
The Lord of the Hakkero. As seen, analyzed and misinterpreted by me.

Oh wow. That was quite impressive.


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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #216 on: April 05, 2011, 04:25:28 AM »
The Lord of the Hakkero. As seen, analyzed and misinterpreted by me.

This is gonna be real close.  :ohdear:


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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #217 on: April 05, 2011, 04:33:19 AM »
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Yumemi the Strawberry Red attends and makes up some excuse about important wizardly affairs so no one finds out she was distracted by the shapeliest pair of legs in Gensokyo.
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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #218 on: April 05, 2011, 04:35:24 AM »
Shadoweh are you trying to kill Ruro via nosebleed :ohdear:

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #219 on: April 05, 2011, 04:37:41 AM »
I never want to see words again. Especially not words put together with each other.
BUT now that the writing is done I can go have an ice cream headache for one day.

The Lord of the Hakkero. As seen, analyzed and misinterpreted by me.
This is brilliantly done. I laughed quite a few times reading this. :getdown:

EDIT: I think you messed up CPMC as CMPC, but the dead army scene parody was downright hilarious. Love contemporary references here ^^
« Last Edit: April 05, 2011, 04:50:03 AM by Absurd Fruit Publication, Ammy Edition »
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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #220 on: April 05, 2011, 04:39:20 AM »
I think we have a winner. :V

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #221 on: April 05, 2011, 04:59:26 AM »
This is gonna be real close.  :ohdear:

Haha, no.

One person actually did what was asked. The other didn't. I don't see that as close at all!

@Absurd whatever: Dammit, that snuck past my proofreading. Honestly I only got to chapter fourteen because I ended up very distracted :S.


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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #222 on: April 05, 2011, 05:01:52 AM »
But isn't there the factor of how amusing it is, regardless of how closely one follows the instructions? Like, a la Refuge In Audacity? Eh, oh well, it's not like I watch these competitions too closely anyway.


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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #223 on: April 05, 2011, 05:03:23 AM »
Well, to be fair, whether Kips' was amusing is also incredibly arguable, but that's more in the eye of Sakana and the librarians (Hey, have you heard of my new band called...)

Generally when you fail to submit someone fitting the guidelines, you lose. Unless it's really raucously funny and the other person's fails to be amusing at all.


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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #224 on: April 05, 2011, 06:01:27 AM »
Right, gonna check the entries as soon as I have time, and then we're gonna see the results. Please watch warmly~

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #225 on: April 05, 2011, 06:09:51 AM »
That was some blatant coercion of a Head Librarian in Shadoweh's story whatwith all the catering to Ruro's fetishes

Clever girl

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #226 on: April 05, 2011, 06:44:32 AM »
Errrrm, yeah.

Generally when you fail to submit someone fitting the guidelines, you lose. Unless it's really raucously funny and the other person's fails to be amusing at all.
Listen to that kitty, 'cause she knows what's going on.
I'm still gonna have to read through the entries, but I can already tell that the winner of the first round won't be Kips. The requested outline is completely missing, so I can't accept the entry. How you managed that with Esi backing you up is kinda weird, but what's happened has happened :V
Shadoweh seems to have fulfilled all conditions, once I have confirmed that with a proper read-through we can move on to the second round.

Second round will still need some preperation, a dutiful helper is working hard for it right now. It will be up by tomorrow, so wait patiently~

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #227 on: April 05, 2011, 06:55:04 AM »
Kips wrote the outline - that was the first thing I proofread. I don't think he posted it, though.

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #228 on: April 05, 2011, 06:59:32 AM »
Clear winner fuck yeah. And Trollwi <3

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #229 on: April 05, 2011, 07:12:35 AM »
Darn shadoweh, that was good. You even avoided Alice getting Gollums fate, which is a plus to me :) Also, I liked that you included Yumemi and Mima in it.

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #230 on: April 05, 2011, 07:48:46 AM »
=makes cookies rain on Shadoweh=


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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #231 on: April 05, 2011, 07:54:15 AM »
Are they chocolate?

Anyways, these challenges really are spectator sports, rivaling even football, running, arson, weddings, and art.

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #232 on: April 05, 2011, 08:03:35 AM »
When determining who wins, don't forget the Ammy factor! :D

(Current Ammy Tally: 67)
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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #233 on: April 05, 2011, 08:09:25 AM »
Yup. White chocolate, to be exact. Maybe I'll make a batch of strawberry ones next.


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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #234 on: April 05, 2011, 08:34:36 AM »
When determining who wins, don't forget the Ammy factor! :D

(Current Ammy Tally: 67)

Both killed and mangled, then. My favorite result!

Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #235 on: April 05, 2011, 08:46:49 AM »
Bob don't mean to be raining on any parades, but as long as Mudpile submits his outline, they'd be on equal footing in terms of judging criteria.  Celebrating may be premature.

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #236 on: April 05, 2011, 09:28:32 AM »
Bob don't mean to be raining on any parades, but as long as Mudpile submits his outline, they'd be on equal footing in terms of judging criteria.  Celebrating may be premature.
Comparison of what has been submitted so far gives a rather clear direction already, but the man is right. If the outline is submitted, we'll have to judge properly.

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #237 on: April 05, 2011, 10:39:36 AM »
I am fairly aware Kips has an outline on hand, I recall that was the first thing he did. :X

I have little idea as to why it has not been posted and/or sent . . .

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #238 on: April 05, 2011, 10:59:51 AM »
The Lord of the Hakkero. As seen, analyzed and misinterpreted by me.
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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #239 on: April 05, 2011, 11:39:00 AM »
Shadoweh are you trying to kill Ruro via nosebleed :ohdear:
Obviously. :3 With whipped cream on top.

Darn shadoweh, that was good. You even avoided Alice getting Gollums fate, which is a plus to me :) Also, I liked that you included Yumemi and Mima in it.
I love Alice, if I let her just fall into the lava yelling "My Precious Thing!" I'd never forgive myself. I imagine everyone 'going home for tea' as the 4Kids censoring of the movie, like 'sent to the Shadow Realm'.

My only regrets are not remembering which battle Yuka is suposed to punch a elephant tank in, and not knowing which part of the story to insert the "They're taking the fairies to Mayohiga!" reference to.



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