Author Topic: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round II: I wanna be the Bunbunmaru  (Read 47877 times)

Shadoweh

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Votecount: Idiot Princess Edition!
Dormio (3): Pesco, Shadoweh, Kips (LYNCHED)
Dormio was carted away! He was Town DotS Idiot Princess!

So we're running out of Idiots to filter through and it's come to my attention your claim isn't as strong as you thought. Something as weak as a mukyuu can't hide what we all suspect, that you're the last scum left in this thread. I challenge you to back up your claim or be lynched out of here as a Normal Member!

This is a challenge. May the most idiot of idiots win.

Convenient link:SECOND ROUND



The Great Idiot Princess Duel - Shadoweh vs. Kips

Did you guys know IPs can challenge each other? No? Well, neither did I, until today.
But who cares about details, the fun is what counts.

For this challenge, I, Sakana, shall be your host, and the Librarian-crew (even though they don't know it yet) will help out as judges.

What kind of challenge is this?
The challenge will consist of three rounds, whoever wins two rounds emerges victorious from the challenge. You will have a few days to complete each challenge, but if you miss the specified deadlines, you lose by default.

One thing to keep in mind: This is a challenge of the Idiot Hierarchy. The IH's goal is to be fun and witty, to keep CPMC alive. So this is the kind of skills we want to see here. A challenge should be fun for those that take part in it as well as the audience.

What are the prizes?
Standard material: Winner gets a promotion to IM, Loser goes back to the commoners.

Now that should take care of the general info, let's get to the interesting part:

Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero - Parody challenge (Idea by Iryan)

Did I hear you groan right now? Well, too late to quit now.
As you might have guessed from the title, the first challenge is to write a Touhou-parody of "The Lord of the Rings".
Now we can't expect everyone to have read the books, or at least have seen the movies, so the task if put in a way that should allow even someone that doesn't know about the story to fulfill it.

The challenge consists of two parts.
The first is to write an outline for "The Lord of the Hakkero".
The outline can be as long as you want it to be, but the general story-flow of Lord of the Rings has to be recognizable. (You can find plot-summaries for it around the net.)
There is but one condition: Marisa has to take the role of Frodo, Reimu shall be Sam and Alice has to be used in the role of Gollum.

The second part is to write down an actual scene from your outline.
The scene should have a length of around 1500 words (this post here has about 500 words, to give you a general idea). It can be written as prose or as a script, the choice is yours.

Deadline: You have 96 hours to complete this task. This is exactly four days, which means Wednesday morning for you people in the GMT- timezones. You have until then to write your entry for this round and post it here for everyone to see.

Good luck, and have fun~
« Last Edit: April 06, 2011, 04:41:05 PM by Moe Moe Chibikana »


Kitten4u: "I'll say it plainly: THERE IS NO WAY SHADOWEH IS SCUM!" - A Balanced Game of Mafia

Conqueror

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Re: ATTN Kips Mc Kipperston
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2011, 08:39:51 AM »
Oh, so is this the shady deal Dormio was talking about? :V


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Iryan

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Re: ATTN Kips Mc Kipperston
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2011, 08:41:42 AM »
LET ME SHOW THESE GUYS
HOW WE DO IT DOWNTOWN
Old Danmakufu stuff can be found here!

"As the size of an explosion increases, the numbers of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."

Dormio Ergo Sum

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Re: ATTN Kips Mc Kipperston
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2011, 08:45:15 AM »
Votecount: Idiot Princess Edition!
Dormio (3): Pesco, Shadoweh, Kips (LYNCHED)
Dormio was carted away! He was Town DotS Idiot Princess!
Obligatory bah post.


Also obligatory:
« Last Edit: April 02, 2011, 08:50:08 AM by Caedo »

FinnKaenbyou

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Re: ATTN Kips Mc Kipperston
« Reply #4 on: April 02, 2011, 08:48:15 AM »
Quote
>Pesco is still in this game
Quote
>Pesco is not the last scum

Does not compute.

Kips McKipzerson

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Re: ATTN Kips Mc Kipperston
« Reply #5 on: April 02, 2011, 09:03:49 AM »
Confused.
So this is a challenge fooor...?

Shadoweh

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Re: ATTN Kips Mc Kipperston
« Reply #6 on: April 02, 2011, 09:05:50 AM »
Your idiocy, of course, the blueness that shines from your name as a testament to Idiot Princesshood.


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Pesco

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Re: ATTN Kips Mc Kipperston
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2011, 09:06:33 AM »
Somebody wins something and the other loses something. Just fun and games.

Dead Princess Sakana

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Re: ATTN Kips Mc Kipperston
« Reply #8 on: April 02, 2011, 09:06:52 AM »
Confused.
So this is a challenge fooor...?
Most likely: For IM. The winner gets IM-title (you know, the one with actual powers), the loser... well, depends on the performance, but most likely they'll lose their title.

Edit: Okay, apparently prizes are going to be decided as stuff goes, so don't take my word here. Could be anything at this point :V


If the challenge is accepted, I claim the position of putting up the tasks.

Ideas are being prepared, as to be expected from a PSL-Acolyte, the general direction will be fiction  :3
« Last Edit: April 02, 2011, 09:08:26 AM by Moe Moe Chibikana »

Kips McKipzerson

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Re: ATTN Kips Mc Kipperston
« Reply #9 on: April 02, 2011, 09:07:21 AM »
I already know you can challenge me, but whats the challenge?
And what happens if I refuse, like a partypooper?

Pesco

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Re: ATTN Kips Mc Kipperston
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2011, 09:08:22 AM »
If you refuse, several people with the power to put you back to normal user will frown and make it happen.

Kips McKipzerson

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Re: ATTN Kips Mc Kipperston
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2011, 09:09:42 AM »
Kinda figured.

Name yee challenge. Hopefully it doesnt involve staying awake because i just woke the fuck up jesus christ metal gear

Dead Princess Sakana

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Re: ATTN Kips Mc Kipperston
« Reply #12 on: April 02, 2011, 09:12:49 AM »
~ Challenge accepted ~

Preparations are being made, so no need to stay up now. This will be a three-round challenge spread over several days. First and second rounds have already been decided on, third round is still in the open.

I will only say that much: I hope you like reading and writing  :3

Kips McKipzerson

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Re: ATTN Kips Mc Kipperston
« Reply #13 on: April 02, 2011, 09:13:41 AM »
Oh yay, making a person whos only wrote two oneshots write. though I love reading.
well lets do this
COME AT ME BRO

Question: If I win, Do I become a minimod, aka Deity?
Or do I just laugh at how he doesnt get to keep his title?
And is there a timeframe inside said 3 days, as in, 1 AM to 5PM EST for example, or is it the whole 24 hours in which i can complete said challenge
i want nappy nappy waaaaah
« Last Edit: April 02, 2011, 09:16:28 AM by Kips McKipzerson »

Dead Princess Sakana

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We haven't had an ID in ages, for good reasons. ID can't be gotten through challenges alone anymore, so no chance there.

As for the times, there will simply be deadlines, like "you have 48 hours".

Shadoweh

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Stop calling me 'he'  :ohdear:
I've never written anything but I like reading. Good luck I guess. ^^


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Kips McKipzerson

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Stop calling me 'he'  :ohdear:
I've never written anything but I like reading. Good luck I guess. ^^
Good luck to you too
I hope I dont completely rape you either.

I can safely assume the challenges are best two outta three? Unless theres some sorta russian conspiracy where if I lose a single challenge I get blown up?

Dead Princess Sakana

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I can safely assume the challenges are best two outta three? Unless theres some sorta russian conspiracy where if I lose a single challenge I get blown up?
Yes, though that depends on whether an absolute scoring (only win/loss) or a scale (like 1-10 points) is used. The latter allows for ties where the former does not.

Kips McKipzerson

  • I never did learn
oh fuck im being graded
ITS 5TH GRADE ALL OVER MAN
THE PRESSURE
AHHHHHHHHH


anyways I'm either going to pull an all nighter or go to sleep and its hard to go to sleep when hungry but i cant eat and gaaaah.

Tell me when the first challenge is up. Would you be so kind as to put it in the OP as well?

Dead Princess Sakana

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First challenge will be up in probably two to three hours, 'cause I got a kitchen to clean before I get to that :V

OP will be edited accordingly when stuff updates.

Ooo yes I love watching these challenges unfold! Didn't quite know there could be a IP vs IP one.

Remember, for success to be had then remember the words from one certain overthinker of games. MOVE CORRECTLY, DO NOT DIE!

If moving is not what the challenge is about, then replace the verb accordingly. Best of luck to the both of ya!

Kips McKipzerson

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Welp, Hit us with the challenge.

Also, My question about what I get from beating him is still unanswered :V

Dead Princess Sakana

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Challenge info for the first round added to the OP. Clock is ticking, have fun~

Tengukami

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #23 on: April 02, 2011, 12:17:38 PM »
There is but one condition: Marisa has to take the role of Frodo, Reimu shall be Sam and Alice has to be used in the role of Gollum.



"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

Kips McKipzerson

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #24 on: April 02, 2011, 12:21:31 PM »
Fuck something i know nothing about
brb googling i'll edit with my story :V

First edit: Is it the whole series or just one book?
« Last Edit: April 02, 2011, 12:23:22 PM by Kips McKipzerson »

Iryan

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #25 on: April 02, 2011, 12:22:38 PM »

T'as been a pleasure.



Good luck to both of you. Be sure to deliver us something amusing.  :3
Old Danmakufu stuff can be found here!

"As the size of an explosion increases, the numbers of social situations it is incapable of solving approaches zero."

Conqueror

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  • waiting to heed your instruction
Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #26 on: April 02, 2011, 12:23:48 PM »
Don't know about Lord of the Rings.

ಠ_ಠ

Well, have fun all.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2011, 12:25:54 PM by Conqueror »


On tue un homme, on est un assassin. On tue des millions d'hommes, on est un conqu?rant. On les tue tous, on est un dieu.
Every saint has a past and every sinner a future.

Dead Princess Sakana

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  • E is for Elodie, who swims with the fishes.
Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #27 on: April 02, 2011, 12:34:45 PM »
First edit: Is it the whole series or just one book?
I want the whole story from the beginning in the Shire up to the final at Mount Doom covered at least in general. That means all three books/movies.

Kips McKipzerson

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #28 on: April 02, 2011, 12:36:27 PM »
I want the whole story from the beginning in the Shire up to the final at Mount Doom covered at least in general. That means all three books/movies.
Thanks.
welp, reading summarys, here I come.

WEEEEEEE EDITS

Is this supposed to be moreso serious or moreso humorous? Because I'm reading the part where "It's an IH's job to be fun and witty" and blah blah blah.
« Last Edit: April 02, 2011, 12:44:58 PM by Kips McKipzerson »

Pesco

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Re: Duel of the IPs: Shadoweh vs. Kipz - Round I: The Lord of the Hakkero
« Reply #29 on: April 02, 2011, 01:24:29 PM »
Think for yourself.