Author Topic: Official Holiday Thread! (Updated Daily with Actual Holidays) (Read 57071 times)

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #60 on:** July 11, 2009, 04:46:57 AM »

July 11: Today is July 11, Bulletin Board Day. Stationmaster what's-his-name
put up a bulletin board for the station. The people posthumously rewarded
him by naming a constellation after him. I, too, work hard everyday so that
one day I'll get my own constellation in the sky. Well, what are you aiming
for?

Nanael · « **Reply #61 on:** July 11, 2009, 06:55:50 AM »

Reisen Bran has just recovered from a serious series of cereal sickness.

However! Today is July 11 of the 2009 year. And today is World Population Day. Do you know the world's current population? Well ~~China~~ Hong doesn't but she took it upon herself to help celebrate and honor her countrymen for making this holiday so big!

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #62 on:** July 11, 2009, 06:58:01 AM »

Quote from: Reisen Bran on July 11, 2009, 06:55:50 AM

I love you so much, never stop.

Also, Reisen Bran is back so Purgis can stop posting terrible holidays in this thread.

TWO SCOOPS!

Nanael · « **Reply #63 on:** July 11, 2009, 07:10:00 AM »

~~I 2 luv ru~~
I too, love you.

M. Burusu · « **Reply #64 on:** July 11, 2009, 01:08:27 PM »

Quote from: Reisen Bran on July 11, 2009, 06:55:50 AM

Giant Walfas-generated image

Is that a blinking Cloning Machine I spy?

And by the way, nice job with the presentation. Not to mention the joke and its delivery, even if I make it a point to call her by her REAL name at all times.

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #65 on:** July 12, 2009, 04:26:50 AM »

Hopefully Reisen Bran will post a real holiday, but first:

Today is May 73rd and that makes it Bemani Day! Be sure to celebrate by playing your favorite Bemani game or any other rhythm game if you lack proper Bemani.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #66 on:** July 12, 2009, 04:29:43 AM »

Reisen Bran, that was awesome. =]

Today is July 12, Paw Day. This is the day we honor Dan Dairam.
Girls prance around sporting cat-ears and cat-paws today. I wanted to dress
up, too, but there are strange participants lately who go around taking
pictures of cat girls, so my parents won't let me. These weirdoes say,
'Dan Dairam loved girls, so Dan Dairam is our guardian, too.' Perverts!

Nanael · « **Reply #67 on:** July 13, 2009, 01:34:27 AM »

Today we have reached July 12th of 2009, and there is sadly no official US or World wide holiday today. But fret not! This day has been reserved for an even greater occasion more universally recognized, for today is May 73rd! And on today 573, I heard that you can celebrate the occasion by taking a picture, and what a miraculous picture it is!

Happy Bemani Day everyone!

Rin Kagamine · « **Reply #68 on:** July 13, 2009, 03:39:12 AM »

I didn't play any rhythm game at all today because I was at work all day and then I came home and watched bad anime. I suck

Letty Whiterock · « **Reply #69 on:** July 13, 2009, 04:05:09 AM »

Quote from: Purjew on July 12, 2009, 04:29:43 AM

Today is July 12, Paw Day. This is the day we honor Dan Dairam.

8-footer.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #70 on:** July 13, 2009, 04:38:23 AM »

July 13: Today is July 13, Pirate Day. A pirate festival is held at
Jolly Roger today. Jolly Roger must be swarming with sweaty Rogers today.
Who are the Rogers? Rogers are what we call people from Jolly Roger.
Residents of Little Rock are called Rockers. Residents of Little Twister
are Twisters. I thought everyone on Filgaia knew that.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #71 on:** July 14, 2009, 04:04:42 AM »

Today is July 14, Tornado Day. It's tortillas and nachos day!
Eat your heart out, cowboys! Yes, yes. Bad pun, I know.

Nanael · « **Reply #72 on:** July 14, 2009, 06:53:14 AM »

There is but little time left, but today is still barely July 13th of 2009 and it is Gruntled Employee Day! I thought what better way to show appreciation than to have our friends visit Reimu Burger!? But All throughout the day everytime we got everyone there, Hong showed up and destroyed the place. I'm not sure why, so instead after a tiresome day we end up with this final scene on what proved to be a failure of a day:

Gpop · « **Reply #73 on:** July 14, 2009, 03:30:21 PM »

Quote from: Whiterock Shooter on July 13, 2009, 04:05:09 AM

Quote from: Purjew on July 12, 2009, 04:29:43 AM
Today is July 12, Paw Day. This is the day we honor Dan Dairam.
8-footer.

Funny that it's my sister's favourite song.

Brb playing DDR.

Nanael · « **Reply #74 on:** July 15, 2009, 03:31:59 AM »

So today is July 14th and today we have attempted to celebrate International Town Criers Day. Aya being Gensokyo's reporter has taken this role upon herself, unfortunately I don't think she quite understood the role.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #75 on:** July 15, 2009, 05:29:04 AM »

July 15: Today is July 15, Posture Correction Belt Day. All the fond memories
we had... Why did he leave after all the countless nights we've slept
together? All I did was strap a posture belt on him to straighten out his
back... I guess he didn't like it, because he was meowing furiously.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #76 on:** July 16, 2009, 04:04:21 AM »

July 16: Today is July 16, Cocktail Day. I really like today better than
beer day, because some cocktails are alcohol-free. This year, my mom plans
to make a cocktail with a 2:1 blend of orange juice and lemon juice.

Nanael · « **Reply #77 on:** July 16, 2009, 07:42:02 AM »

Today was July 15th, Gummi Worm Day! What an exciting day!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #78 on:** July 17, 2009, 07:21:51 AM »

July 17: Today is July 17, Grumbling Day. It's the birthday of a famous
literary work about a tortoise that grumbled all day. He grumbled and
grumbled until the world started to rumble. I had to write a book report
on it this year, but I hope no one heard me grumbling about it.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #79 on:** July 18, 2009, 06:41:54 AM »

July 18: Today is July 18, Brick Day. Like the many shades of flesh, bricks
also come in many colors. I think the description, 'Wearing a brick-colored
jacket' on this wanted poster of Janus is a poor choice of words.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #80 on:** July 19, 2009, 06:06:25 AM »

July 19: Today is July 19, Talk Day. Today is talk day and not stalk day.
I'll shoot anyone who tries to stalk me, so beware. You have been warned.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #81 on:** July 20, 2009, 07:29:11 AM »

July 20: Today is July 20, Squash Day. I had a friend who used to blend
squash into his drinks before imbibing them. When I asked him why he liked
it, he just said he likes things squashed.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #82 on:** July 21, 2009, 07:35:17 AM »

July 21: Today is July 21, Wavelength Day. Radio waves got good vibrations.
Shortwaves got good vibrations. Microwaves got good vibrations. Do you
have good vibrations?

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #83 on:** July 22, 2009, 08:28:05 AM »

July 22: Today is July 22, Cradle Day. I love rocking cradles. Especially
the cradle of love. Hey, watch where you're looking! I know I've got a
beautiful bod, but mind your manners.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #84 on:** July 23, 2009, 08:31:54 AM »

July 23: Today is July 23, Cutie Day. When you walk around town today,
you might hear greetings like, 'Hey cutie, can I touch your cuticles?' Not!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #85 on:** July 24, 2009, 09:55:41 AM »

July 24: Today is July 24, Pin a Banana and a Fish Day. Pin a toothpick or
fork on a banana and a fish and place it in a cool, dry place. Your late
grandpas and grandmas will come to visit today.

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #86 on:** July 25, 2009, 09:03:49 AM »

Today is July 25, Scarecrow Day. In Elw architecture, scarecrows
are commonly placed on rooftops in place of weathercocks. But it was rumoured
to bring bad luck among non-Elws and slowly went out of style. A scarecrow
slowly rotting away into dust is a sad sight

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #87 on:** July 26, 2009, 03:19:57 PM »

July 26: Today is July 26, Talk Like a Hobgob Day. Gob-gob! You talk dis way.
No speak sense. Hard speak. Me hate. No speak dis way, me come after you.
Gob-gob!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #88 on:** July 27, 2009, 01:07:54 PM »

July 27: Today is July 27, Baboon Day. A girl, whose face was a red as a
baboon's behind, sacrificed herself to save Filgaia. She stopped Filgaia
from going ba-boom!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #89 on:** July 28, 2009, 04:01:41 AM »

July 28: Today is July 28, Doll Day. People freak out when they see a doll
crying tears of blood, but when a statue of a guardian sheds bloody tears,
they call it a miracle. Is it just a matter of what it's made out of?

Author Topic: Official Holiday Thread! (Updated Daily with Actual Holidays) (Read 57071 times)

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