I have returned

[Unassuming Squid]

Awesome, more U.N.おっぱい for my collection.

I have 28+ others where that came from.

Of course he's stalking us. That would be the only explanation for...actually, that doesn't explain anything.

[Ryuu]

No, I merely speak of cultural knowledge. The methods you must undertake can only be discovered by self-reflection.

But I'm not a mirror!

[Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin]

:uninterestedreimu:
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[Dr. Z]

So anyway Doctor, you're signature suggests that you have been stalking us.  Is this true?

No, I have simply been observing you, as I have been observing all prospective recruits to my cause. It serves a double meaning, as I have also been observing the hostile parties, but with much different intent.

[Bias Bus]

Such an action would imply that I have been upset or angered by the original alteration, which would simply provide the delinquents with more reason to attempt to perturb me.

Hmm, I see what you're getting at.

Well, whatever, do what you will. I'll watch to see where things go.

[Unassuming Squid]

No, I have simply been observing you, as I have been observing all prospective recruits to my cause. It serves a double meaning, as I have also been observing the hostile parties, but with much different intent.

To steal their recruiting ideas, I assume.

I notice you haven't actually said what this cause is. Or what you're going against. Or anything, for that matter.

[theshirn]

just sayin'

[Ryuu]

To steal their recruiting ideas, I assume.

I notice you haven't actually said what this cause is. Or what you're going against. Or anything, for that matter.

It's, like... the man, man.

[Kasu]

No, I have simply been observing you, as I have been observing all prospective recruits to my cause. It serves a double meaning, as I have also been observing the hostile parties, but with much different intent.

So you're some kind of universal stalker?

[Ryuu]

So you're some kind of universal stalker?

....really? C-Can I have lessons?!

[Kasu]

....really? C-Can I have lessons?!

O_O

[Ryuu]

O_O

What? I've got people I wanna find.


c-cough.

[Hello Purvis]

Can we go to a hostile party? It sounds fun!

[Dr. Z]

To steal their recruiting ideas, I assume.

I notice you haven't actually said what this cause is. Or what you're going against. Or anything, for that matter.

I have explained myself several times, but it is necessary to be cryptic in the event that my messages are being read by the enemy.

[Ryuu]

I have explained myself several times, but it is necessary to be cryptic in the event that my messages are being read by the enemy.

Why don't ya' just send us all the data in Private Messages?

[HakureiSM]

Why is this not in CPMC? Tsuntsun Dr. Z-chan must return

[Dr. Z]

Why don't ya' just send us all the data in Private Messages?

I do not know who to trust.

[Solais]

I'm a conservative-liberal utopist with a Objective Subjectivist view on life Hungarian and what is this?

[Ryuu]

I do not know who to trust.

You can trust me~! I'm just an innocent internet stalker. :3

[HakureiSM]

I do not know who to trust.

Trust me and you get a free shotgun.

[Moerin]

Why is this not in CPMC? Tsuntsun Dr. Z-chan must return

Because the fabric of reality would not stand another assault from tsun-tsun Dr Z.  It'd be like, um, I dunno, Superboy punching it's walls again. History would get messed up, people would come back from the dead for now reason, and you'd never be able to find your keys.

Or your wallet, but that's because I took it. >.>

[Kilgamayan]

I have 28+ others where that came from.

Oh, I have plenty of U.N.おっぱい myself. I just didn't have that one (those two?). It is good to hear there are other fans, however.

[Unassuming Squid]

I have explained myself several times, but it is necessary to be cryptic in the event that my messages are being read by the enemy.

Paranoia will get you nowhere, my good sir.

I have five teams of apes decoding your messages as we speak.

[HakureiSM]

Or your wallet, but that's because I took it. >.>

Good luck carrying fake leather with a picture of me around :3

[Iryan]

I have explained myself several times, but it is necessary to be cryptic in the event that my messages are being read by the enemy.

This method is futile. Unless your expected allies are measurably more intelligent than the enemy, you are simply reducing the overall amount of people who understand you. The ratio of allies who understand to the enemies who understand should stay roughly the same.
The only way your method could work was if you applied actual cryptography with a lingual key that only your allies possess. The way you are doing it, the only thing that seperates your message from your post is a dictionary and a bit of work, for friend and enemy alike.

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OH YOU

[Moerin]

I do not know who to trust.

If you can't trust a cute little magical girl of love and justice, then I don't know who you can trust~

Good luck carrying fake leather with a picture of me around :3

Your picture, eh~?  Ufufufufu~

[HakureiSM]

There's also a bomb.

[Dr. Z]

This method is futile. Unless your expected allies are measurably more intelligent than the enemy, you are simply reducing the overall amount of people who understand you. The ratio of allies who understand to the enemies who understand should stay roughly the same.
The only way your method could work was if you applied actual cryptography with a lingual key that only your allies possess. The way you are doing it, the only thing that seperates your message from your post is a dictionary and a bit of work, for friend and enemy alike.
OH YOU

You have come close to revealing the truth. Think about what you said, and then derive the correct conclusion.

[Ryuu]

You have come close to revealing the truth. Think about what you said, and then derive the correct conclusion.

....we are your enemies!!

[HakureiSM]

You still have a chance of getting that amazing shotgun.
Come. Come with me. So we can be young men together again.