Japan needs to stop with the moe anthropomorphism thing (an illustrated story)

[Easy Mode]

I don't see the problem with wanting to have imaginary sex with imaginary food.

[Tapsa]

Stuffman, get your manstuff together right now!

[Stuffman]

[Dead Princess Sakana]

Is that Cola about to go yandere in the last panel? o_0

Only two words: Do. More.

It's awesome 

[Pesco]

teaspit.jpg but in a good way.

[Sana]

Please tell me that bottlecap hat actually exists :<

[Sapz]

Pepsi Max is where it's at. And yes, do more, these are great. :V Pepsi's looking pretty sharp.

[Matsuri]

Oh god, yandere Coke. I love it.

Only two words: Do. More.

It's awesome 

:*

[Tengukami]

This is the best thing I've seen all week. I live this, every time I go to the grocery store. Hell, I feel sorry for pens and pencils I find on the ground. Got a drawer full of them.

I wish I could blame Japan, but I've always been this way.

[JT]

Someone give this guy IP already.

[Silent Harmony]

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

[Serela]

This is the best thing I've seen all week month.

[Pesco]

Someone give this guy IP already.

You've got the authority to. Just ask one of the purples to do the paperwork.

[Nobu]

The last time I gave Stuffman IP he got mad because orange is his favorite color. :V

[communist unity (comm-unity)]

Pepsi is better than that slut we call coke.  :smug:

[Drake]

Make him Mascot then.

[Shizumarashi Mayuzumi]

I like Pepsi and Coke. They are both tasty, just different.

Sierra Mist is completely inferior to Sprite and 7-Up though. :derp:

[Serela]

Make him Mascot then.

mascot is a free usergroup anyone can join without any requirements though so it's not special ):

[Iryan]

...yellow member?  :derp:

[Polaris]

Resident Artist! :derp:

[Krimmydoodle]

I'll drink Pepsi-tan's fluids over Coke's any day.

[Vanishing Sock Puppet]

This is the best thing I've seen all week.

Only two words: Do. More.

It's awesome 

Someone give this guy IP already.

Resident Artist! :derp:

I love when people already say everything I feel.

[Sriggle]

H-hey. D-don't stray from the path of coke..

If you don't want miss pepsi to go splosh.

[Nobu]

Jones Cola is my favorite of the cane sugar colas, though I like Coke-tan better than Pepsi-tan, due to it being less sweet.

I'm drinking a classic right now :3c

[Dead Princess Sakana]

Just one warning: No matter how cute she acts and how much she begs, don't buy her Mentos, for god's sake  :3

[Esoterica]

I'll drink Pepsi-tan's fluids over Coke's any day.

Why not both? :derp:

[Iryan]

Just one warning: No matter how cute she acts and how much she begs, don't buy her Mentos, for god's sake  :3

So many possible meanings in that metaphor...

[dustyjo]

Needs moar Dr. Pepper-tan.

Why not both? :derp:

Kinky.

[Esoterica]

Needs moar Dr. Pepper-tan.

okay yeah this

[Moerin]

So wait.  Does this make me a vampire?  I mean, I just drained the fluids from a poor, defenceless bottle of coke, and I fear I may strike again... >.>