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subternana animims
« on: July 25, 2010, 07:54:30 AM »
[02:05] <Drake> there was a big kaboom at the shrine so reimu was like wtf man
[02:05] <Drake> suddenly there was geyser
[02:05] <Drake> marisa was there too and she was happy because it could be hot spring
[02:06] <Drake> reimu was angry because spirits were coming out
[02:06] <Drake> yukari came over and they had tea and yukari gave her cell phone
[02:06] <Drake> marisa didnt get one but she went to nitoris and got one too
[02:07] <Drake> reimu wanted to see why there was geyser but marisa didnt really care
[02:07] <Drake> she went along anyways
[02:07] <Drake> first they found a bucket that had a youkai in it
[02:07] <Drake> it threw fire at marisa but she grazed it and blew up the bucket
[02:08] <Drake> next they found a spider girl called yamame and she did not look like spider man
[02:09] <Drake> yamame was anger that marisa beat up kisume so they fighted
[02:09] <Drake> marisa threw missiles at her and she exploded
[02:09] <Drake> they went deeper in cave and reimu found a bridge
[02:10] <Drake> reimu flew over the bridge and marisa used a bomb that didnt do anything
[02:11] <Drake> they found a jelous person called parsee and she was jelous of reimu because shes the hero
[02:11] <Drake> but not much else really
[02:12] <Drake> reimu gapped behind her because yukari could do that and beat her up
[02:12] <Drake> suddenly they were in town
[02:12] <Drake> there weree lots of faires and they shot aimed bullets and marisa grazed them all
[02:13] <Drake> it was weird because there wasnt really any people in the town
[02:13] <Drake> all the lights were on in the houses though
[02:13] <Drake> next they found a strong girl called yuugi
[02:14] <Drake> she was strong and knew lots about the story and followed reimu for like five minutes
[02:14] <Drake> the dialogue was really long and boring and she likes to fight so they fight
[02:15] <Drake> marisa tried to master spark but all she had was a bomb that did nothing and marisa was sad
[02:15] <Drake> reimu shot needles at yugi and they hurt but yuugi took three steps and reimu exploded or something
[02:15] <Drake> they beat yugi anyways
[02:16] <Drake> suddenly they were in a creepy house with lots and lots of stained glass windows
[02:16] <Drake> but you couldnt see out the windows so it didnt really matter
[02:17] <Drake> they found a cat but it shot danmaku at them and reimu was like wtf its a cat
[02:17] <Drake> but marisa was like its gensokyo so yeah
[02:17] <Drake> then the cat ran away and it came back after some stuff
[02:17] <Drake> but then it ran away again
[02:18] <Drake> reimu was anger
[02:18] <Drake> they found satori who is a satori and her theme is satori
[02:19] <Drake> satori can read minds so she finished all of marisas sentences for her
[02:19] <Drake> marisa thought is was cool but reimu was like no wonder you have no friends
[02:19] <Drake> so satori shot stuff at her
[02:20] <Drake> satori knew where reimu would shoot so reimu never hit anything
[02:20] <Drake> marisa doesnt really aim when she shoots so she hit satori by accident anyways and they won
[02:21] <Drake> also satori used spellcards from other people and marisa was like wtf thats my thing
[02:21] <Drake> marisa will proabbly steal satoris spellcards too
[02:22] <Drake> next is stage five and it was weird because theres hell or something right outside the mansion
[02:22] <Drake> why would someone build a house near hell
[02:23] <Drake> anyways reimu and marisa were hot because it was winter and they wore winter clothes so they took them off
[02:23] <Drake> they found the cat again and it shot really hard bullet
[02:23] <Drake> then it ran away again
[02:24] <Drake> then they found it again
[02:24] <Drake> then the cat turned into a person with cat ears
[02:24] <Drake> and person ears
[02:24] <Drake> marisa was freaked out
[02:25] <Drake> the catperson was called orin and she made zombies that shot bullets and she shot bullets
[02:26] <Drake> marisa shot bullets
[02:26] <Drake> reimu shot bullets too
[02:26] <Drake> marisa tried a master spark again but used the blue bomb thing
[02:26] <Drake> then she got hit and didnt explode so that was kinda cool
[02:27] <Drake> but then she got hit by another bullet
[02:27] <Drake> reimu had a more useful bomb and grazed like everything
[02:27] <Drake> orin was like wtf
[02:28] <Drake> orin shot wheel things and it was dumb
[02:28] <Drake> reimu won anyway
[02:28] <Drake> next they were in more hell
[02:29] <Drake> which is like hell before but with more tension in the music and more fire
[02:29] <Drake> reimu and marisa just streamed like the whole first part of the stage
[02:29] <Drake> reimu could gap so she just pressed left a bunch
[02:30] <Drake> marisa thought reimu was cheating but did it the normal way anyways
[02:31] <Drake> then orin appeared and reimu was anger because they saw her like fifty times already
[02:31] <Drake> she even exploded before
[02:31] <Drake> reimu bombed and shot needles in her face
[02:31] <Drake> orin was hurt and she left
[02:32] <Drake> then they found a floaty thing that shot bullets like satori did
[02:32] <Drake> who shot bullest like yukari did in another game
[02:32] <Drake> even though reimu didnt actually see them before
[02:32] <Drake> it was aya
[02:33] <Drake> then they flew up and found utsuho who was the final boss and was the mastermind
[02:33] <Drake> except orin was the one who made the geyser but yeah
[02:33] <Drake> utsuho wanted to blow up everything so that was more important
[02:34] <Drake> utsuho could shoot nuclear explosions or something
[02:35] <Drake> also nitori thought utsuho was cool because nuclear power could be used for cool stuff like microwaves
[02:35] <Drake> but nitori didn't do anything for like the whole game so nobody really cared
[02:36] <Drake> utsuho shot bullets and nuclear explosions
[02:36] <Drake> and the explosions moved which was weird
[02:37] <Drake> utsuho was really hard because she was the final boss
[02:37] <Drake> she stole bullest from final fantasy though
[02:38] <Drake> marisa shot missiles through the explosions
[02:38] <Drake> which is also weird
[02:38] <Drake> but they worked anyways so marisa didnt care
[02:39] <Drake> then utsuho got really anger and was like darn you guys
[02:39] <Drake> so she used her last attack which didnt actually shoot any bullets
[02:39] <Drake> marisa laughed but then she got hit by a bullet from behind
[02:40] <Drake> gravity was pulling them into a big explosion so reimu told marisa to be carful
[02:40] <Drake> so marisa used a bomb
[02:41] <Drake> after a whie the gravity got stronger which was dumb
[02:42] <Drake> they shot more bullets at utsuho and utsuho exploded
[02:42] <Drake> but it sucked them in more really hard so they had to unfocus
[02:42] <Drake> marisas bomb ran out so she got power back but she ran into a bullet right after so she exploded too
[02:43] <Drake> reimu bombed lots because she was invincible then
[02:43] <Drake> and yeah they won
[02:43] <Drake> they all went over to reimus for tea after
[02:44] <Drake> yukari gave reimu the cat but the cat was orin and orin was satoris
[02:44] <Drake> also utsuho turned normal again
[02:45] <Drake> then the geyser stopped and there was a hot spring like marisa said
[02:45] <Drake> yay hot spring
[02:46] <Drake> then the credits showed up and the music sucked so reimu pressed ctrl for a bit
[02:46] <Drake> the end
[02:46] <Drake> there was still extra mode but it was the end for then
[02:47] <Drake> later reimu did the extra stage with satoris sister who was weird
[02:47] <Drake> and then she beat her and koishi became obssessedwith marisa who was also there
[02:47] <Drake> the end

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Re: subternana animims
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2010, 08:13:02 AM »
This was awesome and <3.

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Re: subternana animims
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2010, 08:15:27 AM »
A++ would read again.
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Re: subternana animims
« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2010, 08:21:39 AM »
We need to have people record themselves saying this as fast as possible.
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Re: subternana animims
« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2010, 08:45:15 AM »
That was great Drake!

We need to have people record themselves saying this as fast as possible.

But then we wouldn't be able to understand what they're saying because they're talking too fast.  :3


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Re: subternana animims
« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2010, 09:38:01 AM »
This looks like an exceptionally accurate recollection of events to me

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Re: subternana animims
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2010, 02:10:49 PM »
I love this.

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Re: subternana animims
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2010, 03:01:49 PM »
We need to have people record themselves saying this as fast as possible.

Is that a challenge, Donut?

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Re: subternana animims
« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2010, 03:23:00 PM »
We need to have people record themselves saying this as fast as possible.
Challenge accepted.

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« Reply #9 on: July 25, 2010, 03:33:11 PM »
We need to have people record themselves saying this as fast as possible.



Now it's my turn

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Re: subternana animims
« Reply #10 on: July 25, 2010, 04:06:56 PM »
[02:15] <Drake> reimu shot needles at yugi and they hurt but yuugi took three steps and reimu exploded or something
If this was actually how Knockout in Three Steps worked...  :o

This story is amazing.

Re: subternana animims
« Reply #11 on: July 25, 2010, 04:57:30 PM »
[02:10] <Drake> reimu flew over the bridge and marisa used a bomb that didnt do anything

best

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Re: subternana animims
« Reply #12 on: July 25, 2010, 05:01:49 PM »
ahahaha, oh my god <3

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« Reply #13 on: July 25, 2010, 05:27:29 PM »
you guys are awseome

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Re: subternana animims
« Reply #14 on: July 25, 2010, 05:33:58 PM »
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[02:21] <Drake> also satori used spellcards from other people and marisa was like wtf thats my thing
[02:21] <Drake> marisa will proabbly steal satoris spellcards too
I snickered
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Re: subternana animims
« Reply #15 on: July 25, 2010, 06:53:34 PM »
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[02:18] <Drake> they found satori who is a satori and her theme is satori
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[02:24] <Drake> then the cat turned into a person with cat ears
[02:24] <Drake> and person ears
AHAHAHAHAHA

Make more plz
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Re: subternana animims
« Reply #16 on: July 26, 2010, 05:39:13 AM »
This is gold.

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Re: subternana animims
« Reply #17 on: July 26, 2010, 06:02:13 AM »
We need to have people record themselves saying this as fast as possible.
Challenge denied.

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[15:48] <Baitikkuri> gogo mistakes
[15:48] <Baitikkuri> gogo :effort: at saying utsuho
[15:48] <Baitikkuri> fuck 5:45
[15:52] <Baitikkuri> ++emphasis on ANGER
[15:59] <Baitikkuri> yay unintentional voice distortion
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Re: subternana animims
« Reply #18 on: July 26, 2010, 06:31:23 AM »
Jesus fucking christ you people

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Re: subternana animims
« Reply #19 on: July 26, 2010, 06:39:06 AM »
[02:24] <Drake> then the cat turned into a person with cat ears
[02:24] <Drake> and person ears

I'm picturing everything except this part to be recited as quickly and breathlessly as possible. Right here, Drake would go 'then the cat turned into a person with cat ears...

...and person ears *continue continue continue*'

I rofl'd, hard

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Re: subternana animims
« Reply #20 on: July 26, 2010, 11:41:37 AM »
Let's fight.