Author Topic: My Precious Thing  (Read 27950 times)

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #60 on: June 09, 2010, 09:27:57 PM »
She dumped me because he liked Akyu, a stupid human fucker.

Futa. :smug:

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #61 on: June 09, 2010, 09:29:11 PM »
AN: stup it u gay fags if u donot lik ma story den fukk off! ps it turnz out t?enshi isnt a humna afert al n she n oni r evil datz y dey movd houses ok!

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I was really scared about Gryne all day. I was even upset went to rehearsals with my jpop band Super Kawaii Desu !!!. I am the lead singer of it and I play guitar. People say that we sound like a cross between mosaic.WAV, IOSYS and Foreground Eclipse. The other people in the band are T?enshi Ryuugu, Desire, Slaves, Tensugkama (although we call him Croww now. He has black hair now with feather in it.) and Momji. Only today Slaves and Desire were depressed so they weren?t coming and we wrote songs instead. I knew Slaves was drawing a picturte and sclutting her wrists (she wouldn?t die because he was a youkai too and the only way you can kill a youkai is with a b-o-m-b (there?s no way I?m writing that) or a steak) and Desire was probably watching a depressing movie like Evangelion. I put on a white frilly shirt with puffy sleeves that showed off my duc necklace and long matching jumper with a aronp. You might think I?m a slut but I?m really not.

We were singing a cover of ?Koi Iro Yume? and at the end of the song I suddenly bust into tears.

?Mdoe! Are you OK?? T?enshi Ryuugu asked in a concerted voice.

?What the fuck do you think?? I asked angrily. And then I said. ?Well, Gryen came and the fucking bastard told me to fucking kill Suikama! But I don?t want to kill her, because, she?s really nice, even if she did go out with Slaves. But if I don?t kill Suikanam, then Greyn, will fucking kill Slaves!? I burst into tears.
Suddenly Slaves jumped out from behind a wall.

?Why didn?t you fucking tell me!? she shouted. ?How could you- you- you fucking poser human bitch!? (c is dat out of character?)

I started to cry and cry. Slaves started to cry too all sensitive. Then she ran out crying.

We practiced for one more hour. Then suddenly huhwhat walked in angrily! His eyes were all fiery and I knew this time it wasn?t cause he had a headache.

?What have you done!? He started to cry wisely. (c dats basically nut swering and dis time he wuz relly upset n u wil c y) ?Mode Slaves has been found in his room. She committed suicide by slitting her wrists.?

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #62 on: June 09, 2010, 09:30:03 PM »
omg stp fllmamin!!! sumtines i malke misteks but everydy does!!!!!!!!! stuf humannns!

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #63 on: June 09, 2010, 09:33:01 PM »
NOOOOOOO SLAVES IS DEAD

SO SAD MODE U MAED ME CRY TEARS OF BLOOD ;_;

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #64 on: June 09, 2010, 09:33:30 PM »
Slaves committed suicide?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo  :ohdear:

(but Slaves will be back eventually, if this is a simple word-for-word edit of MI)
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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #65 on: June 09, 2010, 09:34:50 PM »
I decided to play the My Precious Thing drinbking game and I am so very drunbk right now

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #66 on: June 09, 2010, 09:35:30 PM »
I decided to play the My Precious Thing drinbking game and I am so very drunbk right now

Drunbk awards or it didn't happen

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #67 on: June 09, 2010, 09:48:13 PM »
I decided to play the My Precious Thing drinbking game and I am so very drunbk right now

Oh god...

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #68 on: June 09, 2010, 09:51:17 PM »
Woo-oo I'm in the story now alright! Fuck ye-

I decided to play the My Precious Thing drinbking game and I am so very drunbk right now

Oh god damn it. You know what this means, people?

That's right.

Drunken dramatic readings.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #69 on: June 09, 2010, 09:53:19 PM »
What is this I don't even.

I've got no clue what to even make of this.
Must... Not... Laugh...

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #70 on: June 09, 2010, 10:22:40 PM »
I decided to play the My Precious Thing drinbking game and I am so very drunbk right now

Spoiler:
I'd partake in the festivities myself but I don't have enough for that
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Hell yes to the readings though.
[16:25] <Kuruminut> Shut up MS Word, "fangirlism" is totally a word
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[07:59] <Sapz> ベーティさんは馬鹿っぽいだろう、この「っぽい」好き者

Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #71 on: June 09, 2010, 10:25:15 PM »
Curse you modey for making me read.

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #72 on: June 09, 2010, 10:26:42 PM »
Still no Purvis.

Mode is unfunnied.

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #73 on: June 09, 2010, 10:30:05 PM »
I decided to play the My Precious Thing drinbking game and I am so very drunbk right now

So called it. :V

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #74 on: June 09, 2010, 11:30:30 PM »
Still no Purvis.

Mode is unfunnied.
wut u talkingg abotttu????

Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #75 on: June 09, 2010, 11:39:07 PM »
I just finished reading this out loud to myself.

This is priceless.

Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #76 on: June 09, 2010, 11:46:03 PM »
I just read the new chapters.

???.I gasped.

(Also, amusingly enough, I always like Dumblydore the best when reading My Immortal. Probably because of his ?WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!? line. I still don't appreciate being referred to as a poser though ;_; )

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #77 on: June 09, 2010, 11:47:10 PM »
I just read the new chapters.

???.I gasped.

(Also, amusingly enough, I always like Dumblydore the best when reading My Immortal. Probably because of his ?WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING YOU MOTHERFUKERS!? line. I still don't appreciate being referred to as a poser though ;_; )
i stull lov u huhwaht

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #78 on: June 09, 2010, 11:47:58 PM »
Moar moar moar!

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #79 on: June 09, 2010, 11:53:35 PM »

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #80 on: June 09, 2010, 11:53:48 PM »
Each passage has at least one sentence that redeems the whole post.

dustyjo

Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #81 on: June 10, 2010, 10:34:01 PM »
moed ur a stupid humen

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #82 on: June 10, 2010, 11:59:54 PM »
Twisty Mode who was Misty Mode's sister was one day a fairy den eating on a Slaves' head when she got a carrier pigeon from her sister who said fairies and tengu were danmakuing her house and axed her for her help so she had to go.

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #83 on: June 11, 2010, 12:07:15 AM »
So she went up the elevator and changed into street close and drove a car off a ramp and did a backflip and landed. Or something. :S

This is the silliest stuff I've ever read. :V

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #84 on: June 11, 2010, 02:13:31 AM »
I AM EATING MOEDUS' CHITLINS.

THEY ARE DELICIOUS.
There was something here once. Wonder what...

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #85 on: June 13, 2010, 02:00:36 AM »
hld on fairiz!!!!! Im writtng new chptrres nowW!!!

dustyjo

Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #86 on: June 13, 2010, 02:01:46 AM »
yayy

am i in it

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #87 on: June 13, 2010, 02:48:11 AM »
yayy

am i in it

No, because she had to make room for ME
Wotters gonna' wot


dustyjo

Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #88 on: June 13, 2010, 04:12:18 AM »
No, because she had to make room for ME

shut up humen

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Re: My Precious Thing
« Reply #89 on: June 13, 2010, 04:15:37 AM »