D.r Komeiji, there is a strange boy who claims to be a Satori standing right next to me. He says his name is Ezio, and he wishes to meet with your sister. I am being cautious for the moment, but I ask you, should I:
A: Send him to see you?
B: Violently murder him with this axe I am holding?
C: Accept the fact I've gone completely insane and therefore delusionally think there is a Satori boy standing next to me?
Ezio? As in the
assassin? Yes, I'd rather you kept him away from Koishi.
Oh~? What do you mean~? The bucket was full of piranhas, in fact there's one eating your third-eye right now~
...Damn. Some days, I just can't see the wood for the trees.
* Dr. Komeiji wrenches the piranha off her third eye, kicking away the other fish that are trying to make her their lunch.
Well, that could have been a lot more painful, I guess. On second thoughts, Mr. Chagen, this Ezio of yours can see Koishi any time he likes.
You are past redemption!
* Arthas'd
You are a hopeless hikkikomori. I prescribe a life.
Doc, lately I've been getting this urge to regard all creation fondly. Why should I do?
Take this book on the world's most sadistic rulers. And this one on how people exploited ~*~the economy~*~ leading us into world debt. And this one about warfare in the third world, and this one on viruses...
Doctor I...
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHAAAAAHHAAAAAHHAAAAAHHAAAAHHHAAAA!
Please help.
Ah, a textbook case of what is known elsewhere as Hiithleja syndrome. Take this compilation of Batman comics and read one every night. Eventually, your mind will connect 'laughing like a maniac' with 'being beaten to a pulp by a man dressed as a bat' and the laughing will stop.
