Dr. Komeiji is in.

[dustyjo]

Hmm. Perhaps I should see this friend of yours when I have the chance. For now, though, I prescribe anger management courses.

What's wrong with doing something we enjoy doing? Sure, there's a lot of blood to clean up, but it's fun! Here, I'll let you try.

* dustyjo hands Dr. Komeiji an axe.

I want to take some anger management courses IRL, I'm so tired of lashing out at people and breaking things ;_;|

[?q]

I hate myself. Every last bit of me. I can state with confidence that the world would be improved by my immediate demise.

May I recommend the guillotine?  :koishi:

[FinnKaenbyou]

Does that mean you can see what i'm imagining right now? :3

Did your mother take you to a lot of swimming pools as a child? Was she a magician's assistant who was tied up in a variety of acts? Do you feel angry because she let her work get in the way of spending time with you, and thus these flights of fancy are your way of getting back at her?

What's wrong with doing something we enjoy doing? Sure, there's a lot of blood to clean up, but it's fun! Here, I'll let you try.

* dustyjo hands Dr. Komeiji an axe.

It's my job to put your head back together, not remove it from the rest of your body. I will hold onto this for your own good, though.

May I recommend the guillotine?  :koishi:

You have severe feelings of self-doubt, indicated by your need to copy the comedic material of others. Have faith in yourself.

[dustyjo]

It's my job to put your head back together, not remove it from the rest of your body. I will hold onto this for your own good, though.

You can have it, I've got lots more at home :V

[?q]

Dr. Komeiji, I hate being told I have psychological problems.  Am I normal?

[Gpop]

Oh my...it seems that onee-chan has suddenly fallen ill...


My my, whatever shall we do with her

Dr. Komeiji, I hate being told I have psychological problems.  Am I normal?

No it is not, as I've been told the same thing as well, and look at me!

[Iryan]

Paradox!

There are so many different psychological issues a person can have that the majority of people are weird in at least some way. There is only a small minority of people who could be considered normal, which, in turn, makes them abnormal.

Q.E.D.

Now, if you excuse me, I have to go calculate the circumference of the internet. WITH A SPOON!

Also, that picture is 3 kilobytes over the limit.

[FinnKaenbyou]

Koishi, I thought I told you not to interrupt me while I'm working.

Dr. Komeiji, I hate being told I have psychological problems.  Am I normal?

You are obsessed with paradoxes. Accept that some things cannot be grasped by the human mind.

Paradox!

There are so many different psychological issues a person can have that the majority of people are weird in at least some way. There is only a small minority of people who could be considered normal, which, in turn, makes them abnormal.

The DSM-IV begs to differ.

[Solais]

Why am I so obsessed with green haired mikos and fairies then, doc?

[FinnKaenbyou]

Why am I so obsessed with green haired mikos and fairies then, doc?

Jealousy. Do you have friends who seem fantastic, almost magical in comparison to you? Maybe you should sit down with them and admit your true feelings.

[Gpop]

Koishi, I thought I told you not to interrupt me while I'm working.

Aww...but it's fun onee-chan~. Some of these patients of yours look really fun to play with~. Can't I at least take one of them and play with them a bit~? Gpop is off to some "prom" it seems :ohdear:

[Janitor Morgan]

Dr. Komeiji, I seem to have some slight favoritism towards "bookish" types of people. What does this mean?

[Solais]

Jealousy. Do you have friends who seem fantastic, almost magical in comparison to you? Maybe you should sit down with them and admit your true feelings.

No, you're wrong, I don't have friends like that.

[Fightest]

Doctor, I have no psychological flaws and, in that regard, feel left out. Please make some up for me.

[FinnKaenbyou]

Aww...but it's fun onee-chan~. Some of these patients of yours look really fun to play with~. Can't I at least take one of them and play with them a bit~? Gpop is off to some "prom" it seems :ohdear:

Doctor, I have no psychological flaws and, in that regard, feel left out. Please make some up for me.

I have a feeling you two can solve each other's problems. Koishi, he's all yours.

Dr. Komeiji, I seem to have some slight favoritism towards "bookish" types of people. What does this mean?

You are uncertain around people; you like the sort of character that doesn't hide secrets, and whose emotions can be read like a book. You're afraid of being lied to, possibly as a result of some earlier trauma in your life.

No, you're wrong, I don't have friends like that.

Then you're not being honest with me, and we'll sit down for several expensive sessions until you either agree with me or give me something else to work with.

[Pesco]

[Infy♫]

Doctor, I- I'm going through a hard time. got any t- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOKOMEIJI

[FinnKaenbyou]

Doctor, I- I'm going through a hard time. got any t- ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOKOMEIJI

Koishi, didn't we discuss you hypnotising random passers-by without permission?

[axman36]

Waaaiit a second there, permission?

... Ya mean there'd be a scenario when you'd ALLOW her to hypnotize people... possibly against their will!?

MY MIND IS NO LONGER SAFE!

[Fetch()tirade]

Excuse me doctor, but we need your help diffusing this atom bomb!

[Gpop]

I have a feeling you two can solve each other's problems. Koishi, he's all yours.

Hmm...this'll be easy~. What do you want~?

Koishi, didn't we discuss you hypnotising random passers-by without permission?

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE~. I'll fix him up, but he might act a bit...obsessive~ *giggles*

Waaaiit a second there, permission?

... Ya mean there'd be a scenario when you'd ALLOW her to hypnotize people... possibly against their will!?

MY MIND IS NO LONGER SAFE!

Oh~? Onee-chan can I use this one~? I wanna see how far I can go with him~. *giggles*

[FinnKaenbyou]

Waaaiit a second there, permission?

... Ya mean there'd be a scenario when you'd ALLOW her to hypnotize people... possibly against their will!?

MY MIND IS NO LONGER SAFE!

You're suffering from delusions of paranoia. Take these pills. Then allow Koishi to hug you. Everything will be okay.

Excuse me doctor, but we need your help diffusing this atom bomb!

Recollection [Hands of Asclepius]
OPEN THAT SHIT UP.
*atom bomb fails spellcard, is defused*

In more important matters, you seem to have dependency issues in asking random unqualified personnel to solve your problems.

[Nobu]

Here, let me assist you Doctor~

[Iryan]

Inferiority... complex... setting in...

Suddenly... feeling so sick...

SOMEBODY HELP M-
 :barf:

[Pesco]

Think you're too good for the Stuffman's Seal of Approval now huh?

[Infy♫]

MASTER, HOW CAN I SERVE YOU?

[FinnKaenbyou]

Here, let me assist you Doctor~

I can still tell exactly what you're thinking, you know.

[dustyjo]

Miss Komeiji, do you mind if I play with your sister for a while~?

[Gpop]

You're suffering from delusions of paranoia. Take these pills. Then allow Koishi to hug you. Everything will be okay.

Eh~. I dunno this one is full of axes~.

Miss Komeiji, do you mind if I play with your sister for a while~?

Hmm~? You don't look too interesting~.

[axman36]

O- Okay... GRABBIN' PILLS!

... Tank... TANK! TAAANNKKK!!!!! *Starts swinging axe randomly*