Author Topic: Nameless Quest of The Faerie, her bunny, her doll, and the MWwtVFU. Disk Finale!  (Read 130629 times)

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Oh, okay. I'm Aurica. I'm looking to bust up a time machine real good and fix this mess. Know where I could find a good lead pipe or something?"

> Time explodes once more.

> Suddenly Suika Ibuki bursts out of the bar. She also appears to be very drunk.
> "Well 'ello dere Aurica! I was just slammin' a drink with me ol' mate Yuugi."
> The other oni falls down. She is holding a small dish of sake. Even though she tripped, her sake NOT EVEN DROP! Is there no one in this land whom drops their drinks?

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Hey Suika! I need you to do me a really big favor! Like, right now! I'll get Ran to bake you some cookies if you do. But this is super important!"

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Hey Suika! I need you to do me a really big favor! Like, right now! I'll get Ran to bake you some cookies if you do. But this is super important!"

> "Aye, mate. What's goin' on?"

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Okay, I need you to go to Nitori's house, right now! She has this thing, a bit metal gray thing with doors that open upwards? She's working on it right now, probably. I need you to stop her from completing it. Okay? Steal it, beat her up, whatever it takes. Just don't let her finish it!"
>Grab Suika by the shoulders. Give her a look of grim faerie manicness.
>"This is so important I can't even elaborate. I need you to do it right now, okay? I'll even go with you, but I dunno how long I can stay. Alright? Alright? Let's go?"

>"If not for me, do it for the cucumber beer! Plenty of it there!"

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Okay, I need you to go to Nitori's house, right now! She has this thing, a bit metal gray thing with doors that open upwards? She's working on it right now, probably. I need you to stop her from completing it. Okay? Steal it, beat her up, whatever it takes. Just don't let her finish it!"
>Grab Suika by the shoulders. Give her a look of grim faerie manicness.
>"This is so important I can't even elaborate. I need you to do it right now, okay? I'll even go with you, but I dunno how long I can stay. Alright? Alright? Let's go?"
>"If not for me, do it for the cucumber beer! Plenty of it there!"

> "Aye, I'll ask her about it later. It's drinkin' night!"

> Yukari speaks.
> "Aurica, perhaps you should just drop the time machine thing. Try something different. Clearly you aren't making any progress."

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"...But it's still kinda early in the day. Can't you take a break and get to it afterwards, equipped with cucumber beer?"
>Sigh, and walk off.
>"Yeah. Maybe. But it's kinda hard to think on the fly when things keep shifting around and stuff..."

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"...But it's still kinda early in the day. Can't you take a break and get to it afterwards, equipped with cucumber beer?"
>Sigh, and walk off.
>"Yeah. Maybe. But it's kinda hard to think on the fly when things keep shifting around and stuff..."

> "Nah, mate. I don't think I could just get outta here 'ight now. I can't see straight..."

> "Well, just try anything different. If you're locked in a timewarp, may as well as enjoy it."

OkashiiKisei

  • Still working on the Grimoire
  • It's all about devotion
> "Enjoy it, you say...?"
> "Lets get wasted!!!"

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>Stop.
>Hey, you know what could fuck up a time machine? Stuff in Satori's armory~
>Dash for the palace of the earth spirits!

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
> "Enjoy it, you say...?"
> "Lets get wasted!!!"
>Stop.
>Hey, you know what could fuck up a time machine? Stuff in Satori's armory~
>Dash for the palace of the earth spirits!

> Time immediately explodes.

> "It's not using it, it's the fa-"


< You are SOMEONE! You are SOMEWHERE! Obvious directions are SOMEWHERE, SOMEWHERE, and HOPELESSLY FUCKING LOST.

><>< Quests:
-? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? : ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
-? ? ? ? ? ?: ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
-ERMAC: ERROR MACRO. PLEASE INSERT TABLE.
-MISSINGNO: WATER GUN WATER GUN SKY ATTACK
-DEATH

<< INvEntoRY:
-ERROR
-ERROR
-ERROR
-DEATH
-TM666

OkashiiKisei

  • Still working on the Grimoire
  • It's all about devotion
> "GODDAMNIT NOT AGAIN!"
> How did we do this last time again? Uhhhh....
> "This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success!"

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>Don't cry!
>...For reals ;_;

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
> "GODDAMNIT NOT AGAIN!"
> How did we do this last time again? Uhhhh....
> "This was a triumph. I'm making a note here, huge success!"

< Nothing happens.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>Look around. Do things seem any different this time around?

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>Look around. Do things seem any different this time around?

^ Everything seems A ltle more ordrly, actlly.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>Look around for some place to go in the mess.

OkashiiKisei

  • Still working on the Grimoire
  • It's all about devotion
> How lethal would gapping be inside here?

Kasu

  • Small medium at large.
  • This soup has an explosive flavour!
> Flip the f*** out.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>Look around for some place to go in the mess.

^ You wander aimlessly, loooking four smeplace to go.

OkashiiKisei

  • Still working on the Grimoire
  • It's all about devotion
> "Anybody here?"
> Just...HOW orderly is the dimension now?

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
> "Anybody here?"
> Just...HOW orderly is the dimension now?

> "Nope!"

> You have no idea. It seems to be getting cleaner, though.

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Oh, okay. Sorry!"
>Look around, see if there is any apparent source of the cleaning.

Serela

  • Moon Tiara Magic
  • VIA PIZZA SLINGING
>Oh crap, hopefully this isn't the alternate dimension future Nitori was calling into existence or whatever...
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

Hello Purvis

  • *
  • Hello Jerry
>"Hey, wait a minute. This isn't some alternate timeline, is it?"

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>"Oh, okay. Sorry!"
>Look around, see if there is any apparent source of the cleaning.

> You can't find the source, unfortunately.

>Oh crap, hopefully this isn't the alternate dimension future Nitori was calling into existence or whatever...

> Nope, some of the imagery is definitely from the weird corrupto-verse you entered after copying gapping.


>"Hey, wait a minute. This isn't some alternate timeline, is it?"

> No answer.

Serela

  • Moon Tiara Magic
  • VIA PIZZA SLINGING
>Well, it's more orderly then when we started; let's check our inventory again.
>Do the "I'm a little teapot" dance/song/thing for fun! Unless something significant happens.
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore

OkashiiKisei

  • Still working on the Grimoire
  • It's all about devotion
> "Hey wait a minute...who said that?!"
> Look at the source of the voice we heard (that "Nope").

Spidere

  • My magic finger will make your problems go away
  • But I'm an asshole, so you won't get any of it
>Well, it's more orderly then when we started; let's check our inventory again.
>Do the "I'm a little teapot" dance/song/thing for fun! Unless something significant happens.

> Items:
-Duc

> You do a little dance.

> "Hey wait a minute...who said that?!"
> Look at the source of the voice we heard (that "Nope").

> It's pretty gone, now. Should have listened the first time!

Serela

  • Moon Tiara Magic
  • VIA PIZZA SLINGING
>Use Duc to summon Mode
<mauvecow> see this is how evil works in reality, it just wears you down with bureaucracy until you don't care anymore