Author Topic: ITT we make up ridiculous fetishes.  (Read 54985 times)

ITT we make up ridiculous fetishes.
« on: April 07, 2010, 06:02:20 AM »
Yeah we know you got em, well now's the time to confess. And I ain't talking about weak hussy shit like "DFC" or "zettai ryouiki". I'm talking about the hardcore fucked up perverted shit locked deep within you. The deepest of your deepest desires. The stuff that will awaken every single one of your primodial reproductive instincts at the same time with just a single afterthought.


I'll go first.

My two biggest fetishes (which go hand in hand for reasons that will be clear shortly) are sneakers, and the feeling of friction. I'll explain.

Now some people may think that this is just simply related to a foot fetish, but that is simply not the case. By sneaker fetish, I don't mean 'ah man those are some nice sneakers", but I mean oh baby those sneakers. The smell of rubber. The wonderfully varied textures of the undersides. Take this for instance. At first all you notice is the loli, lying in a slightly provocative manner. Your instincts been to awaken from thier long slumber. She's cute, but may be considered too young to be attractive. As you contemplate this, you scroll down and notice the sneakers, and instantly all systems shift to maximum alertness. Suddenly such pathetic concepts such as "age" or "morals" break down to a subatomic level. The fence that you were once sitting on forcebly flies out from under you and you find yourself on the extreme YES side of the DO WANT scale, and there is only one thought left in your madness striken mind. Those sneakers.

As for 'feeling of friction'. My father once slammed the breaks soon after I was born on the way back from the hospital. You'd think that he should have breaked gradually, or have at least tried slowing down before hand, but nope. One day while I was still a baby, my mom was holding me in the backseat when some crazy driver ran a red, nearly crashing into us if we didn't break, and that's when she knew I had it. There was a short period not long afterwards where I'm told I didn't stop giggling for weeks, but that's another story. Anyway.

From then on my parents and teachers and friends would always catch me in the middle of doing things like sliding desks and chairs across the floor, grinding erasers until there was nothing left, or if all else failed, rubbing myself with my hands, which lead to the discovery of something else, but that's another story. My parents had replace all the chairs in the house with rolly ones, which were fun to use, but didn't produce nearly the same kind of excitement.

Then one fateful day, my parents bought me a pair of sneakers. At the shoe store, I was secretly rubbing the sloes over every surface I could find behind the backs of my parents. Then when they asked me which paired I liked, I told them it was that pair of sneakers. I still remember it like it was yesterday. The squeaking sounds, the smell of rubber, the little black streaks they made everywhere. It was like love at first sight, while heavily intoxicated and high at the same time.

So... yeah. I felt like I had to put that out there. I don't think i've shared this with anyone before, with the exception of one person.


Anyways your turn. Time to fess up.

hi nobu <3
« Last Edit: April 14, 2010, 12:10:29 AM by Suikama the Robotic Rapidash »

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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #1 on: April 07, 2010, 06:09:56 AM »


brb
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #2 on: April 07, 2010, 06:14:25 AM »
Sandals are better.  8)

Matsuri

Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #3 on: April 07, 2010, 06:22:49 AM »
I got a thing for glasses and pretty much anything frilly (without overdoing it, though >_>)...


i don't think i have any 'fucked up' or 'hardcore' fetishes... :ohdear:

« Last Edit: April 07, 2010, 06:26:16 AM by Matsuri »

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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #4 on: April 07, 2010, 06:23:22 AM »
I'll write mine once I get un-swamped.

As for 'feeling of friction'.

Nice, I guess. But do friction with a balloon in front of me and you will not live enough to see TH13.
...seriously, it gets on my nerves... ;_;

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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #5 on: April 07, 2010, 06:38:20 AM »
Seeing eggs unscrambling.  Ooh baby, violate that second law of thermodynamics, violate it hard.
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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #6 on: April 07, 2010, 07:02:42 AM »
The idea of losing my mind and being alone is pretty hot.

But seriously, I don't have any super messed up fetishes. :| Not yet, anyways. I've probably yet to discover them.

And sandals are still better than sneakers. 8)

dustyjo

Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2010, 07:11:30 AM »
Guess.

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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #8 on: April 07, 2010, 07:15:29 AM »
I... like turtles. :>


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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #9 on: April 07, 2010, 07:40:20 AM »
物凄く面白くないですね、皆さんは!^^

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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #10 on: April 07, 2010, 07:54:21 AM »
「クスクス??」
Golden eyed reapers with twin tail hairs and white clothes?
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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #11 on: April 07, 2010, 08:12:55 AM »
Friend of mine had a sneezing fetish. He used to use a toothpick to touch the right spot inside his nose and trigger a sneeze. It became habitual. He met a tragic end.

"Human history and growth are both linked closely to strife. Without conflict, humanity would have no impetus for growth. When humans are satisfied with their present condition, they may as well give up on life."

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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #12 on: April 07, 2010, 08:33:04 AM »
inb4UKgetsthewrongidea

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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #13 on: April 07, 2010, 09:37:46 AM »

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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #14 on: April 07, 2010, 10:08:43 AM »
Quote
sneakers
Quote
the feeling of friction
So THAT'S why you called yourself SonicZeroX when you joined.

Bananamatic

Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #15 on: April 07, 2010, 11:43:38 AM »
okay

I have a fetish which makes me completely immune to normal porn, boobs, or naked girls. You could say that it's fucked up.
But because you aren't taking it seriously, I ain't saying more :V

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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #16 on: April 07, 2010, 01:15:18 PM »
This is my fetish

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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #17 on: April 07, 2010, 01:58:20 PM »
I got a thing for glasses and pretty much anything frilly (without overdoing it, though >_>)...

A Matsuri after my own heart~

Besides the above-mentioned, I'm also partial to fun hair. I don't prefer long hair, or short hair... I just like hair that stands out. Even if a woman has a perfectly normal hairstyle and suddenly changes it to something perfectly regular, I'm suddenly very attracted...

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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #18 on: April 07, 2010, 02:48:57 PM »
inb4UKgetsthewrongidea

Inb4U...aww man!

Actually, my fetishes are my cross pendant, Bible, and other Christian memorabilia. However, I try to hide these so I can appear edgy and such, and I also don't want to be branded conservative.

Also, ##Vote Pesco. Wait, hear me out guys. Pesco knows who the scum are...and WON'T TELL THE TOWN! THEREFORE HE MUST BE IN LEAGUE WITH THEM
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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #19 on: April 07, 2010, 02:51:46 PM »
Fetishes...? Um... I just sit at home playing video games, touhou and coming here, I don't even... * TearUtsuho is shot

Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #20 on: April 07, 2010, 02:55:10 PM »
Dead things are sexy.

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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #21 on: April 07, 2010, 02:59:54 PM »
Dead things are sexy.

B-but I'm not dead! :ohdear:

Oh, I'm kinda like the person in the :helepolis: picture... minus the tears...

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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2010, 04:05:25 PM »
I got a thing for glasses
That.
Putting glasses on a girl makes her appear a lot more attractive to me in an instant.

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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2010, 04:11:32 PM »
rubbing myself with my hands, which lead to the discovery of something else, but that's another story.

I like this bit a lot.


Well I... uh... err...

Maybe I like umbrellas? :P
[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #24 on: April 07, 2010, 04:23:18 PM »
bofh likes those packets of seasoning in instant noodles. So do I.

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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #25 on: April 07, 2010, 04:30:28 PM »
hot attractive women because i am a normal person


example: Utsuho Reiuji   :*
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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #26 on: April 07, 2010, 04:37:30 PM »
chubby men. With facial hair.
Because apparently I'm tasteless.

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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #27 on: April 07, 2010, 04:40:44 PM »
I have a transgender fetish, a transformation fetish and a pregnancy fetish. Especially that last one is prominent.

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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #28 on: April 07, 2010, 04:42:14 PM »
Prody's anime list! - Prody's favourite MADs on NicoDouga! - Me when steam trading
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Re: ITT we share our deep seated fetishes.
« Reply #29 on: April 07, 2010, 04:42:44 PM »
I have a transgender fetish, a transformation fetish and a pregnancy fetish. Especially that last one is prominent.

INB4 shouts of 'you sick fuck' and 'WTH is wrong with you'.

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[20:45:19] Ciryano: come and behold why they call it the Panzerfaust
[20:45:39] Hakurei Reimu: ... because it shoots once and then you throw it out?
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