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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #60 on: March 17, 2010, 03:54:33 AM »
By far the funniest thing here so far, holy shit I lol'd.
Seconded. |3

Hmm. So ... they accidentally the wine distillery, hmm?

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #61 on: March 17, 2010, 10:13:09 AM »
Ahah, so it WAS Ruukoto! ^^

So it took Ruukoto more than 2 years to take out the trash? XD

Also, Yuugi had it coming to her when she brought a mad witch's heater into a distillery.

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #62 on: March 17, 2010, 11:44:13 AM »
Day 14

From the Desk of Alice Margatroid

X Wait out headache
X Figure out what alley I woke up in
/ Figure out where my stuff went
/ Find out where Reimu went to
X Get something to eat
X Dig up information on Marisa
/ Find Marisa



Marisa Kirisame's Next Big Day!

X Help Ruukoto clean off a bit more.
/ Stop being lost Underground
X Get Ruukoto to scavenge up some food.
/ Ask Ruukoto to explain Mersenne Primes in a way that doesn't make head hurt
_ Find stolen stuff
_ Get even
_ Get payment for Rinnosuke from Yuugi
_ Have supper with Komeiji family
_ Pick up Russian dolls
_ Giftwrap Russian dolls
_ Make sure Alice knows what a pain this was
_ Never go into another cave again



Another Day, Another Pain for Reimu Hakurei

X Stop being poisoned
/ Try to recall what the hell happened after taking that herb mixture
X Get the hell out of here before Parsee wakes up
X Figure out what alley I woke up in
X Never go to an Oni apothecary again
X Visit Satori, see if she knows anything about Marisa
_ Find Marisa
_ Give Marisa a good chewing out for this mess
_ Get out of this stupid city



KiSume's Stuf

X lay lOw
X caSh n pupet gIrl's stuf
X get meet bunz wif reel meet
X shair bunz wif yamame
X go 2 flophowse in onee Sitee



Patchouli's Important Things

X Reshelf books from fallen bookcase
X Instruct Koakuma not to ride on book cart, again
X Regather research materials
/ Visit Alice, ask why she sent thank you note
/ Visit Marisa, ask where Alice has been
_ Finish outlining Chapter 7



Parsee's Planner

X Figure out where I woke up
/ Try to figure out why Reimu flipped out
X Stay far away from Shrine Maidens for awhile
X Go home, make sure things are alright, get cleaned up
X Look around, find Yuugi
X Make full measure of discontent known to Yuugi



Ruukoto's Tasks

X Clean self, maintenance joints
X Keep rescuer from starving
/ Escape from Underground. Log Underground for future reference
/ Explain Mersenne Primes to rescuer
_ Find Miss Hakurei, report trash being successfully taken out
_ Get next orders.
_ If no orders, continue testing possible Mersenne Prime 48



Yuugi Hoshiguma's shit to get done

X Stop being all fucked up
X Have some rotgut, just in case pain comes back
/ Figure out what to do with heater
X Learn what business went down while out
/ Hit the streets and make sure no mooks need rolled
_ Make sure flophouse pays its cut
_ Check up on distillery, make sure deal's still good.
_ Hit up Aluminum Room and play catch-up

X Stop by Parsee's



Satori's Daily Docket

X Feed the animals
X Make sure Commander Boots didn't get into the toiletries again
X Clean litter boxes
X Send Okuu to get more kibble
X Clean oni stains from front walk
X Get spare room prepped for Miki's kittens
_ Help Orin change catcart wheel
_ Work with Commander Boots some more on ettiquette
_ Cat fishing off the balcony
_ Get new bedding for Miss Squeaks

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #63 on: March 17, 2010, 12:00:52 PM »
X get meet bunz wif reel meet
X shair bunz wif yamame
Kisume's a good girl~

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #64 on: March 17, 2010, 12:10:02 PM »
Quote
X Reshelf books from fallen bookcase
X Instruct Koakuma not to ride on book cart, again

* Mind-The-Sana falls over laughing

...and...commander boots? XD

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #65 on: March 17, 2010, 01:03:03 PM »
Satori must've run out of clever names. I bet her house is absolutely full of cats. :S

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #66 on: March 17, 2010, 01:08:38 PM »
I can't imagine how badly a bunch of even mildly used litter boxes must stink in the flaming depths.

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #67 on: March 17, 2010, 01:36:58 PM »
You know, I wonder about Satorin's pets...If all of them are humanoid like Orin and Okuu then....

Re: Day Planners
« Reply #68 on: March 17, 2010, 01:39:56 PM »
This is great, the amount of personality you give these characters in so little text is absolutely amazing. Keep up the great work, sir Purvis.

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #69 on: March 17, 2010, 01:47:31 PM »
You know, I wonder about Satorin's pets...If all of them are humanoid like Orin and Okuu then....
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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #70 on: March 17, 2010, 05:36:35 PM »
I think they pretty much all start out nonhumanoid, and slowly attain sentience, followed by humanoid forms if they want.

Well, now we have an explanation for Kisume's jackpot ...
« Last Edit: March 17, 2010, 05:39:33 PM by KimikoMuffin »

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #71 on: March 17, 2010, 08:14:04 PM »
told you  :V
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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #72 on: March 17, 2010, 11:29:56 PM »
If you punks were following the Z-machine, you would already know that Kisume is the best mugger ever. =(
There was something here once. Wonder what...

Re: Day Planners
« Reply #73 on: March 18, 2010, 12:38:41 AM »
If you punks were following the Z-machine, you would already know that Kisume is the best mugger ever. =(

I've read for eight hours and am only halfway through Reisen Quest ;_; It's fucking worth every hour though

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #74 on: March 18, 2010, 03:29:49 AM »
I've read for eight hours and am only halfway through Reisen Quest ;_; It's fucking worth every hour though
Eight hours? Must have read Patchy Quest too, then; sooo worth it.

I can't believe I didn't see this yet, either! It's delicious~
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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #75 on: March 18, 2010, 03:58:24 AM »
This is great stuff.  Also, it makes me wonder whether Utsuho is literate.

I wonder what Koakuma's list looks like.
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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #76 on: March 18, 2010, 12:42:33 PM »
Day 15

From the Desk of Alice Margatroid.

X Don't get shanked from sleeping in an alley
/ Try to find where stuff went
/ Try to find Marisa
/ Try to find Reimu
X Go home



Marisa Kirisame's Next Big Day!

/ Stop being lost Underground
X Get Ruukoto to scavenge up some food
X Ask Ruukoto to tell some funny shrine stories
_ Find stolen stuff
_ Get even
_ Get payment for Rinnosuke from Yuugi
_ Have supper with Komeiji family
_ Make sure Alice knows what a pain this was
_ Never go into another cave again



Another Day, Another Pain for Reimu Hakurei

/ Thank Satori for the place to stay and the meal
X Play with all the cats for awhile
/ Look around for Alice
X Look around for signs of Marisa
_Get out here and go home
_Make sure Suika hasn't drowned





KiSume's Stuf

/ lay lOw
X get meet bunz wif reel meet
X share bunz wif yamame
_ hit th jakpot
_go 2 flophowse




Patchouli's Important Things

\ Figure out why Mathematics section turned invisible
_ Begin work on Chapter 7
\ Visit Alice, see if she's returned
\ Visit Marisa, see if she's returned
_ Continue work on Chapter 7



Ruukoto's Tasks

X Keep rescuer from starving
X Tell stories about the Hakurei Shrine
/ Escape from Underground. Log Underground for future reference
_ Find Miss Hakurei, report trash being successfully taken out
_ Get next orders
_ If no orders, continue testing possible Mersenne Prime 48



Yuugi Hoshiguma's shit to get done

X Make sure Parsee ain't still mad
/ Figure out what to do about that heater
X Make sure flophouse pays its cut
X Check up on distillery, make sure deal's still good
X Hit up Aluminum Room and play catch-up
\ Drop in on Hakurei Shrine, figure out why Reimu went apeshit on Parsee. Get even?
_ Stop by Parsee's for the night



Satori's Komeiji's Daily Docket

X Don't have nightmares
\ Hide in room til Reimu leaves
X  Feed the animals
X  Clean litter boxes
_ Clean oni stains from front walk
_ Help Orin change catcart wheel

X Work with Commander Boots some more on ettiquette
_ Cat fishing off the balcony
_ Get new bedding for Miss Squeaks




Suika Ibuki's Inebriation Agenda

X Make sure size is normal before moving
X Chase off the faeries
X Clean leaves out of donation box before Reimu gets back
_ Find out why Daiyousei hasn't painted the torii yet
X Pick up some more eats
_ Maybe invite some faeries back so dinner ain't lonely
_Hit the pub

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #77 on: March 18, 2010, 01:07:06 PM »
I'm kinda surprised that Suika has such a "Reimu-faithful" schedule.

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

Re: Day Planners
« Reply #78 on: March 18, 2010, 07:53:55 PM »
I'm kinda surprised that Suika has such a "Reimu-faithful" schedule.
Haven't you seen the "Miko Miko Suika" doujins? :3

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #79 on: March 18, 2010, 08:29:03 PM »
I have a feeling Yuugi linked up with Suika there.

....Why do I foresee the shrine being wrecked by two drunken onis?

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #80 on: March 18, 2010, 11:06:42 PM »
I consider Miko Miko Suika to be canon, it's so good.

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #81 on: March 18, 2010, 11:07:49 PM »
I consider Miko Miko Suika to be canon, it's so good.

Aren't 90% of all fanon works canon?

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #82 on: March 18, 2010, 11:33:19 PM »
Purvis, you are bloody incredible.

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #83 on: March 18, 2010, 11:46:54 PM »
Haven't you seen the "Miko Miko Suika" doujins? :3
Actually...  I haven't...

DX

Apparently, Thomas the Tank Engine isn't one to take crap from anyone.

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #84 on: March 18, 2010, 11:52:45 PM »
Actually...  I haven't...

DX

If you read Inaba so often, I think you'd like Miko Miko Suika.

Also, I was at first surprised at how good Suika's diction is (as opposed to say, Kisume's) when she's regularly drunk out of her mind. But I guess I would get used to being constantly hammered if I were like that for a few centuries, too...

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #85 on: March 19, 2010, 12:02:21 AM »
If you read Inaba so often, I think you'd like Miko Miko Suika.

Also, I was at first surprised at how good Suika's diction is (as opposed to say, Kisume's) when she's regularly drunk out of her mind. But I guess I would get used to being constantly hammered if I were like that for a few centuries, too...

If she wrights like that while drunk, what would she wright like while sober?!

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #86 on: March 19, 2010, 01:52:26 AM »
God, I love these. My favorite is Tenshi's tasks. I wonder how long she'll stay grounded.


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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #87 on: March 19, 2010, 03:25:16 AM »
X Transport Mynself from this residence of my dear aquaintance hither to the resident locale for beverage aquirement with post haste.
No, that's her alter ego Ikubi Akius, of course.

And damnit, no matter how many times I see it, "hit th jakpot" still cracks me up.

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #88 on: March 19, 2010, 12:27:06 PM »
Day 16

From the Desk of Alice Margatroid

X Make sure no one broke in.
X Make sure spare Grimoire key is still hidden.
X Plan another trip underground to reclaim Grimoire
X Visit Marisa's house, make sure there have been no break ins.
X Go visit Patchouli, stay for dinner and dessert. If she's not home, wait.
X Make Patchouli agree to go Underground with me.



Marisa Kirisame's Next Big Day!

/ Stop being lost undergound.
X Learn to scavenge from Ruukoto.
X Tell Ruukoto about all the things she's missed.
_ Find lost stuff.
_ Get even
_ Go home
_ Ask Reimu if it's okay to borrow Ruukoto



Another Day, Another Pain for Reimu Hakurei

/ Continue convincing Kisume to explain where she got the huge black witch hat.
X Bribe Kisume with lunch.
X If Kisume cooperates, make her take a bath.
X Thank Satori for letting me stay again.
X Follow new lead
/ Look for Alice on the way.



KiSume's Stuf

/ eScaep frum clawset
/ don't tel red-whyt nothin
_ lay lOw
_ get meet bunz wif reel meet
_ shair bunz wif yamame

_ hit th jakpot
_ go 2 flophowse



Patchouli's Important Things

/ Remove invisibility from Mathematics Section
/ Begin work on Chapter 7
/ Visit Alice, see if she's returned.
/ Visit Marisa, see if she's returned.
/ Ask Reimu where everyone is hiding
_ Continue work on Chapter 7



Ruukoto's Tasks

X Keep rescuer from starving
X Update events log
/ Escape from Underground. Log Underground for future reference
_ Find Miss Hakurei, report trash being successfully taken out
_ Get next orders
_ If no orders, continue testing possible Mersenne Prime 48



Yuugi Hoshiguma's shits to get done.

X Get back to the Ancient City pronto
/ Stop being hung over.
X Make sure Parsee's still in one piece
_ Hit the streets and make sure no mooks need to be rolled
_ Roll the Wine Street vintner for that crap she sold Suika
_ Hunt down Reimu, find out why she went apeshit on Parsee, get even?

X Go dancing, drag Parsee along



Satori's Komeiji's Daily Docket

X Don't have nightmares
\ Hide in room til Reimu leaves
_ Feed the animals
_ Clean litter boxes
_ Clean oni stains from front walk
_ Help Orin change catcart wheel

_ Get new bedding for Miss Squeaks
X Get Orin to take care of the animals
X Get Okuu to find Reimu a new place to stay.
_ Cat fishing off the balcony




Suika Ibuki' Inebriation Agenda

X Make sure size is normal before moving
X Fish skirt out of tree
X Chase off the faeries
/ Figure out why Daiyousei hasn't painted the torii yet
X Invite random farmer or towns person to dinner so it won't be so lonely
X Hit the pub
X Wonder if maybe Reimu needs some help?



Yamame's Itsy Bitsy Itinerary

/ Ask around where Kisume disappeared to.
/ Find Kisume, make sure she's okay.
X Check the market for deals to flip.
_ Try not to run afoul of the oni
_ Get a room at the flophouse
« Last Edit: March 24, 2010, 12:46:51 PM by Doctor Purvis MFD »

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Re: Day Planners
« Reply #89 on: March 19, 2010, 12:32:41 PM »
I wonder why Satori's so afraid of Reimu? Maybe something on her mind? :V