Author Topic: UD vs Ruro (and Mima!) - The Clash of the Titans! (Read 32057 times)

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #270 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:00:56 AM »

* Takamachi Ruroha hides in a snowy tree

Fucking stalker! Give me one reason not to BEFRIEND you with this loaded trebuchet!

Usually Dead · « **Reply #271 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:06:21 AM »

*Usually shakefists.

You fire siege machinery projectiles at me and I'll shove them right up your ass!

You get down here and take your beating like at man!!!

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #272 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:10:10 AM »

I'm not a man, you fucking jackass!

You know what, UD? I'm fucking tired of this. You come to my fucking state and to my house just to prove that you're somehow this grand awesome fucktastic writer.

Forget this mercy shit, I'm gonna blow your car to kingdom come, then come out there and kick your ass back to Utah. How's that for a fucking change?!

Shikieiki Yamaxanadu · « **Reply #273 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:22:07 AM »

SAKURA RUROUNI!

Never before in my eternal lifetime have I seen anyone behave in such a way counterproductive to the ideals of justice! You, my follower and one of my most devout students, YOU have desecrated the ideal of justice!

Hiding in that tree up there! Come down this instant, young woman! And let go of the string to that trebuchet! Do you realize the harm you were about to inflict on your fellow mortal, Miss Ruro?! Do you realize that you hold your friend's life in your hands?! No, you do NOT! It is morally reprehensible for you to even think of it! Such arrogance you have, thinking that you are justified in destroying another person's life merely because they have different tastes in fiction! I am most disappointed in your behaviour!

And let us not get into the condemnation you have heaped upon your head in the last few days, young lady! Why, looking back on this thread, I see little more than worthless bickering to satiate your own ego! Do you realize that your arrogance blinded you to the fact that these other writers are your friends, not your opponents? Do you realize, Sakura, that you have shamed me tonight with your actions? Do you understand that you were never empowered to pass sentence of life or death upon another human being, no matter how much they disagree with you, and that there is always a peaceful way to end conflicts!?

Comprehending these truths in even the most just of ways, do you REPENT?

Yuyuko Saigyouji · « **Reply #274 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:28:04 AM »

Oh dear.

I had hoped it wouldn't be this bad by the time I arrived.

*Yuyuko puts her hands on Shiki's shoulders, holding her back.

Now now, Yama. These are poor mortal children, after all. They need to be instructed, not scolded.

But, dear heavens. Usually Dead, one of my most devout admirers. What a low you have stooped to! I feel no disappointment or shame, but sheer pity. You.... are not the man you used to be.

What good could possibly come of indulging in these petty impulses of anger, pain and retribution? You let your rage escalate to such a point that you fight against the physical boundaries that prevent you from enacting violence on your fellow man, just so that you can prove yourself right with your fists? Was it really worthwhile to travel so far to indulge in such negativity?

My dear boy. You've preached so much about peace and love, and yet you act like this. You show you have far more to learn than those you preach to.

Mr. Dead, apologize to Miss Ruro right now. Not because I have any authority to command you so, but because you know it to be the right thing.

Kasu · « **Reply #275 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:28:45 AM »

WHAT.

Nine West · « **Reply #276 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:29:28 AM »

Why are they yellow?

Dragoshi · « **Reply #277 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:30:16 AM »

...Oh. wow. I... uh. Man. There's only three words that can sum this up easily.

WHAT A TWEEST

Quote from: Nwbi on December 13, 2009, 01:29:28 AM

Why are they yellow?

Does the friggin' color really matter at this point? Really?

Sana · « **Reply #278 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:31:32 AM »

Poor Ruro and UD, getting shouted at. Isn't it sad? D:

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #279 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:32:29 AM »

Thread won. Janitors, we need this LS'd state.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #280 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:33:22 AM »

Okay, where's Yukari.

Nine West · « **Reply #281 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:33:34 AM »

Quote from: Dragoshi on December 13, 2009, 01:30:16 AM

Does the friggin' color really matter at this point? Really?

Yes because I have problems looking at Shiki with a sunflower and 'I am Yellow!' :/

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #282 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:33:46 AM »

Aa---ah?! YAMA-SAMA?!

Lady Shikieiki, I... he was insulting my fiction, my White Rose... I couldn't just let it stand...!

Oh man, Yama-sama, I hosed things up badly, didn't I? You're right, after all. I let my emotions get the better of me... I was arrogant and foolish, wasn't I? I insisted on proving that I was better, I was more loved, me me me me I I I I. How did I let myself come to this?! How could I have been so blind?!

Yes, I repent of my actions, Yama-sama. I am truly foolish and sad that I let this happen. Please forgive me, UD... I let myself get too caught up, and let my pride blind me. Sorry about this whole mess.

Janitor Morgan · « **Reply #283 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:35:15 AM »

Quote from: Tantei Kun-Kun on December 13, 2009, 01:32:29 AM

Thread won. Janitors, we need this LS'd state.

Usually Dead · « **Reply #284 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:37:11 AM »

Oh dear god!

O_O

Yuyuko!

I..uh, am um, I, er

Oh god.

*Usually Dead falls to his knees in the Colorado snow.

I... I didn't....

It's just! It's not fair! I was first and then Ruro comes along and everyone loves her and....

Oh Christ.

I'm sorry. I know, it shouldn't matter. Who cares who's popular? Writing is the important thing. I know that. I've always known that. I just.... let my ego get the best of me. I guess.

I'm sorry, Ruro. I hope you can forgive me for what a jerk I've been.

Dragoshi · « **Reply #285 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:37:58 AM »

Quote from: Tantei Kun-Kun on December 13, 2009, 01:32:29 AM

Thread won. Janitors, we need this LS'd state.

I think you're saying that a little bit too soon. Let it reach its' conclusion before you yell 'LS! LS! ELL ESS!".

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #286 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:38:26 AM »

I was wrong. NOW it's reached LS status. Unless Ruro and UD are planning to make out, but that would be NSFW

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nintendonut888 · « **Reply #287 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:38:57 AM »

Now kiss and make up, you two.

* Aya Shameimanut waits to take pictures for hawt collection

Dragoshi · « **Reply #288 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:41:28 AM »

A little slow there, pastry. also, don't bother them.

* Dragoshi sighs.

Either way, I am glad that this trainwreck has ended.

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #289 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:42:12 AM »

Oh, UD, believe me, you're not the one who needs to apologize. Well... let's forgive each other. We let our arrogance get the best of us, didn't we? Sorry, Yama-sama, and sorry, Yuyuko-sama. We're both just mortals. Thanks for stepping in to save our friendship. We were both too foolish to see that we were placing our own interests over our mutual respect and admiration, and I thank you for coming to Colorado to help both of us out of this mess.

... speaking of, it's cold and snowing out here. Would any of you like to come inside for a nice cup of hot chocolate? (Especially you, Yama-sama~) It'd sure be nice to have some closure to this.

Usually Dead · « **Reply #290 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:44:31 AM »

Oh Ruro, you're a better friend than I deserve. After all the horrible things I've said, and getting so angry that Mistress Saigyouji herself was the only one who could stop me....

Yes. I'd love to have a cup of chocolate.

But I hope I can use your bathroom first! I haven't had a pit stop since Salt Lake! D:

Nobu · « **Reply #291 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:52:32 AM »

Quote from: Tantei Kun-Kun on December 13, 2009, 01:32:29 AM

Thread won. Janitors, we need this LS'd state.

LS won't happen until the thread is completely done, as threads in LS can't be commented on by normal members.

That said, WHAT. THE. HELL. O_O

* Nobu's jaw drops.

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #292 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:55:10 AM »

Quote from: Ruukoto on December 13, 2009, 01:52:32 AM

LS won't happen until the thread is completely done, as threads in LS can't be commented on by normal members.

That said, WHAT. THE. HELL. O_O

* Nobu's jaw drops.

It's pretty much done, lol. I know it can't be commented on. But it doesn't NEED to. That was just perfect.

But, that's just my orange, meaningless opinion

Alfred F. Jones · « **Reply #293 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:57:10 AM »

All right, time to explain the thought process.

UD pitched me an idea on IRC: "Hey, it would be awesome if you and I had a stage battle." He suggested that he and I should should pretend to get in a kind of fight on CMPC for the entertainment of all. I said yes, of course, using the basis of writing, and who was the better writer.

But then this happened.

[21:09] <UD-Work> You know what worries me?
[21:09] <UD-Work> I think we could do this forever.
[21:09] <UD-Work> I see absolutely nothing stopping us.
[21:09] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> D:
[21:09] <UD-Work> Forever.
[21:09] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> That is terrible!
[21:09] <UD-Work> I want to brainstorm about comedic conclusions.
[21:09] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> We have to do something immensely stupid, and soon!
[21:10] <UD-Work> Brb, break.
[21:10] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> o>
[21:14] <UD-Work> I do have an idea.
[21:14] <UD-Work> It's amazingly stupid.
[21:14] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> Tell me.
[21:14] <UD-Work> Some new people show up,
[21:14] <UD-Work> Specifically,
[21:14] <UD-Work> Shikieiki Yamaxanadu,
[21:14] <UD-Work> Yuyuko Saigyouji
[21:15] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> Oh my word.
[21:15] <UD-Work> And each begin berating their fans for being so argumentative.
[21:15] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> You... is this going where I think it's-- yes, it went where I thought it was going.
[21:15] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> Bahahahahahaha.
[21:16] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> This will be an incredibly stupid finish of fantastic proportions. \o/
[21:17] <UD-Work> Tell me before we get started.
[21:18] <UD-Work> However, I must ask a favor.
[21:18] <UD-Work> Let Shikieiki be the first, and let her rebuke you first.
[21:18] <UD-Work> Then Yuyuko will come in, agree with her after-death colleague, and begin berating me.
[21:19] <UD-Work> But let me be ready for it.
[21:19] <UD-Work> I want to do Yuyuko's reply soon after you do Shiki's.
[21:19] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> That is an awesome idea, UD!
[21:20] <UD-Work> Thanks.
[21:20] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> Too bad it can't be Yumemi. :<
[21:20] <UD-Work> Hopefully that'll make up for me being such a sucky arguer.
[21:20] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> It would be less effective if it were Yumemi, though.
[21:20] <Yumemi-Rurokazaki> Shikieiki smackdown is just too appropriate.

It's a pity Mima is a British evil spirit, he's asleep right now. Or else Evil Spirit Mima might have shown up as well. Inviting him into this thread was a neat idea. And to clear things up, I actually like UD and Mima's works a whole lot, but yes, Kriegs' stuff is awesome and Rou deserves an honorable mention as well.

We hope this has been fun for you guys, as it has certainly been a learning experience for the both of us. Thanks to the Meiling hijackers, as I got all sorts of neat-o images from them. Thanks to the rest of you for laughing at our silly Writers' Mafia.

Take the floor, UD!

Hello Purvis · « **Reply #294 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:58:25 AM »

This is all because of Rumiaspam.

Good things happen when Rumia is spammed.

Meiling too.

E-Nazrin · « **Reply #295 on:** December 13, 2009, 01:58:54 AM »

Oh come on, surely you can do more than this.

Don't make me break out DeathOfSRuro.jpg!

UncertainJakutten · « **Reply #296 on:** December 13, 2009, 02:01:47 AM »

Another behind the scenes thing. I think UD actually pitched me first for a stage battle, but it didn't really interest me. It also had a chance of violating certain ah...new procedures in place for CPMC, as he was going to extol the values of vanillaness and normal sexual things and all that (basically arguing, in his words, "from his reputation as a christfag"), and I was to encourage deviance and stuff. But, as I said, too close to the line and overall boring for me. And plus, I think UD vs. Ruro was far more entertaining than anything UD and I would have done

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Usually Dead · « **Reply #297 on:** December 13, 2009, 02:02:04 AM »

You guys can see that Ruro and I had thought this thing out in IRC a while before I started this thread. You probably all could have guessed that it was staged, but whatev.

I think the only thing that needs saying is that Ruro and I are great pals and we both highly respect one another for different reasons. Hopefully, that we spat such horrible damaging things at each other during this thread and remained friends is a testement to the strength of that friendship.

So thank you, Ruro, for playing the game with me! Thank you, everyone else for being the audience and adding your own spice. And thank you image hi-jackers, because you posted some neat flipping pieces of art!

Usually Dead, out.

Nobu · « **Reply #298 on:** December 13, 2009, 02:05:53 AM »

Quote from: Tantei Kun-Kun on December 13, 2009, 01:55:10 AM

It's pretty much done, lol. I know it can't be commented on. But it doesn't NEED to. That was just perfect.

But, that's just my orange, meaningless opinion

It's the same way you don't kick everyone out of a theatre immediately after a performance is done, but instead let people file out at their own pace. :p *edit* Or not. >_>

And shush. It's not about the color of your name, but the color of YOUR HEART. ;_____; (Srsly, the value of your opinion isn't based on the color of your name.)

With that, i'll have to say that seeing yellow members that weren't Suwako and Formless God was like a 'WTF?! O_O Shit just got real.' moment for me.