Chapter 11, 12, 13 and 14
AN: Ok u fukin humn posrs, DIS IS WERE THINGS GET SIRURIS! Just REED IT AND BE MUVED WID HOW DEEP N PWRFL THE MASSAGE OF DIS CHPTR IS!! nives to Ruro agen u rok gurl!!!11
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I kame up to a laddy, n she was really beautiful!! She wux tall n sexy, she had big boobz and a tite ourglass figure!! She wor a blue n pink robe with gosts and clods all over it, n she had a hat with a little ghosty swirl on da front. (U no thos kinds of gurls whu'r soooooooooo hot dat...... you dont even wanna fukem??? Dats whut she luked like!!!!)
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"Hello," sid day womanz, n she spoke in a strng voice. "My name is Yuyuko Saigyouji. You may call me Jesus Christ."
"OMG," I sed conffusedly. "Whut r u sying, I don't undrtsand u."
"That is quite all right, my child." seh sd. "You are forgiven of all your worldly sins and you are forever embraced in the eternal love of my Father, the Lord our God."
"Huh I dont undderstand." I posted confusesly.
"Your worldly mission is not yet accomplished," sed Jesus. "You have slain your enemies in righteous glory, and blazed a path of infinite holiness with your deeds above all reproach and remorse. There is one thing left to be done, in order to solidify your place as Goddess of Gensokyo."
"Uh wuddu u meen?" I inquired questioningly.
"The real culprit behind the long winter in Gensokyo," said Jesus. "She sits atop her throne in her home, carved out of the mountainside overlooking Gensokyo. Her name is Yukari Yakumo, and there is only one way to stop her. You must go to her and seduce her. Make her into your lover, so that she is so concerned with pleasing you in lust that she forgets to destroy Gensokyo."
"Hmm ok," I responded aquiecently. "Jus point me at hur and Ill fuk hr centsless!!!1"
"WAIT SKATORAN!!!" SHOOTED too knew voices. IT was..... REIPOO AND MERIWEATHER!!!111 they kame up and clawed at mai cloths, baggign me to stei loongignly.
"Fuk off humn posrs." I sed. "Ok yujechriouji. Sned me bck to da rl world!!"
Jesus Christ lifted her armz and chnatted rithmaclly, "By the power of my Father and of his Holy Spirit, I send you forth to the mortal lands. Be at peace, my beloved!"
Da hole wurld arund me fadded to black!! I loked arund mislf n....... I was up in da mountains!!!111
