Author Topic: Cherribloxically (Read 15390 times)

Pako · « **Reply #30 on:** November 02, 2009, 05:59:23 PM »

lollololollolz, yur karaktrs are oot uf karaktr lulz.

And dunn dare offund Riaymoot so sukilyz, if yer dunn sumthin den dunn it gud.

Und yu cannot killz a snowmannosuke with a nife lolololol, and vairies can revife so stfu u goffic fagula!

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #31 on:** November 02, 2009, 06:02:48 PM »

(/?A?)/

Mima-sama · « **Reply #32 on:** November 02, 2009, 06:37:14 PM »

Everyone loves "Raymund".

♛ Apher-Forte · « **Reply #33 on:** November 02, 2009, 06:44:43 PM »

I am late, but damn, UD...

someone broked him.

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #34 on:** November 02, 2009, 07:35:47 PM »

UD, go back to moralizing fanfics D:

Tengukami · « **Reply #35 on:** November 02, 2009, 08:00:23 PM »

Remilia was having her tea, and Sakuya poured her a cup. She set the teapot down, and was about to return to the kitchen, when suddenly she fell to the floor, screaming with rage.

"Oh no, Sakuya!" Remilia exclaimed "Are you alright? What happened?"

Sakuya composed herself, and rose slowly, still catching her breath. "I- I'm fine, I just ... suddenly had the urge to break someone's fingers, gouge out his eyes, and feed him his own pancreas."

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #36 on:** November 02, 2009, 08:01:44 PM »

Byakuya Izayoi who was Sakuya Izayoi's sister was one day a mansion when her sister sent her an email saying fanfic writers and Mary Sues were attacking her place and axed her for help so she went.

Byakuya Izayoi got her maid tray put down and went onto the roof and normal mansion mistresses close because she was wearing her maid outfit.

triangles · « **Reply #37 on:** November 02, 2009, 08:47:52 PM »

I.... kinda want to read this aloud as a valley girl for the internets amusement.

Dragoshi · « **Reply #38 on:** November 02, 2009, 09:10:09 PM »

Quote from: Sana on November 02, 2009, 05:00:27 PM

yuyuvos.jpg
...But the future refused to change.

more like '...but the ?g???8?`?Xn???]???Cf?

?:??_ refused to change.'

Quote from: triangles on November 02, 2009, 08:47:52 PM

I.... kinda want to read this aloud as a valley girl for the internets amusement.

...I wish I had that pic of Phil going 'DOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOITDOIT' because it'd pretty much sum up my feelings about this situation. :B

Tengukami · « **Reply #39 on:** November 02, 2009, 09:10:24 PM »

Valley girl? That's not very goffick, tr00, kvlt, or nekro.

Menorah Jams, Pham · « **Reply #40 on:** November 02, 2009, 09:23:17 PM »

The good thing is that she doesn't need to try to sound like a dumb blonde Valley girl!

Slowpoke · « **Reply #41 on:** November 02, 2009, 09:52:00 PM »

There's no such thing as a "Valley Girl" voice. It's the voice every girl in Southern California has, but they deny it and instead pretend that the dialect only occurs in a certain part of Los Angeles.

Zengar Zombolt · « **Reply #42 on:** November 02, 2009, 09:52:50 PM »

Quote from: Reggie Parmagiano on November 02, 2009, 09:23:17 PM

The good thing is that she doesn't need to try to sound like a dumb blonde Valley girl!

Is that good?

Slaves · « **Reply #43 on:** November 02, 2009, 09:59:46 PM »

gOOD sTORY'S! =^ _ ^=

r u gong mkae mor/

triangles · « **Reply #44 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:11:59 PM »

Quote from: Hizengar Byakuren on November 02, 2009, 09:52:50 PM

Is that good?

No he lies I normally sound much cuter

...though uh, it's not really hard for me to pull that voice off.

I know what I'm doing as soon as my cold meds kick in!

Sapz · « **Reply #45 on:** November 02, 2009, 10:42:37 PM »

Quote from: UsuallyDead

touched her you-know-what hottly and she had an organism

SKAYAYU MADE FALENDR PERGNANT WTFffF UR STORY SUXX

Mima-sama · « **Reply #46 on:** November 02, 2009, 11:01:05 PM »

Quote from: Sapz on November 02, 2009, 10:42:37 PM

SKAYAYU MADE FALENDR PERGNANT WTFffF UR STORY SUXX

Is that how babby is formed?

Dizzy H. "Muffin" Muffin · « **Reply #47 on:** November 03, 2009, 03:35:50 AM »

Quote from: Mima-sama on November 02, 2009, 11:01:05 PM

Is that how babby is formed?

No, that is how babby is malformed.

Tengukami · « **Reply #48 on:** November 03, 2009, 03:37:12 AM »

Nobody puts babby in the corner.

Fetch()tirade · « **Reply #49 on:** November 03, 2009, 03:42:23 AM »

I didn't have time to read this at first, and then I forgot. But then it came up again, so I decided to give it a shot.

Someone deserves to die behind the chemical sheds.

Kuma · « **Reply #50 on:** November 03, 2009, 03:45:02 AM »

O MY SHINKEY, TIS STRORY IS SOOOOO GUD,
OMS, USLUULU DED, U GIV ME TE ULTIM8 ORGENASM

C27 · « **Reply #51 on:** November 03, 2009, 05:49:27 AM »

my eyes are bleeding

Prody · « **Reply #52 on:** November 03, 2009, 06:11:07 AM »

Professional literature. I suggest adding some Shakespeare quotes in, though.

Usually Dead · « **Reply #53 on:** November 03, 2009, 07:29:35 AM »

Chapter 5

AN: shut up humnz ok! I wunt update ubtil u giv me good rrevows. nives to ruro agen but giv bck my yuyuko pstr ok!!!?

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

I walked through the snow, felling sad and angre dejectedly. I sang a sung to myelf, Sepptet for da Ded Princes whichs a fuking tite song u youaki no it!! REMI ROX UR SOX!!11 I wlked thru da snow, and it strted cumming down thicker n thckir!!11 Da snowstorm gut so hebby dat I cudn't see.

"Fuk dis fucking snow," I spouted angeredly. "I cnt see shits. Maybe Ill jus lye dwn in it and dye n thatll show Reibarf how much she suks!!!"

Then................... the snow suddenlly stopped all suddenlie! I loked arund confusedly!

"WTF is gong on?" I yelled. I loked around and saw a lady standnig their! She3 was tall and pretty sexily. She had lavender hair and a pruple-white hate. She woar a purple and white dress with a broch on her boob and a purple and white dress skrit all pleated and pretty! She wux hott and I wanted 2 do her abit just seeing here!:"

"R U Sakayan Izanyan?" posed the youaki women flirtily. Sirius she was hott! (AN: pruuvs shes nut a pedofile ok!?!?)

"Yah I m" I renspoded defensively. "Wut u want wit me?"

"I am Letty Whiterock," she said snowily (geddit cause hes winter spitit) and I cum 2 thank u for saving little Cirnos lyfe. I have come 2 grant yu won wishe or a scroo wid me, ur choice."

"I dun't wanna fuk u tho" I sed it wux a lye tho! She's hot I wanted 2 boikn her so bad!!!11

"O Kum nao," said Litty Whitrack. She came up 2 me and sturted frenching me productively! It was soooo hot I luved it. I mad moneing noises lik "Ooooh Letty ooooh don't stop oooh ooohh!!!11" N she took off my dress and I took of her dress and we were naked and started screwing. It wux cold in the witner snow but we had coats and cloks and scarvs on so it's ok!!!1

Ritty Bedrock put her thing into my thing and we did u-no-wut, and it was sooooo hotly sexily!!11 We wur making noises like "Ooooh oooh OOOOHHH!111: and I ejaculated prettily all over!! (AN: C she's nut a pedo!!!11)

When we wur all fuked out, Shmitty Blacksmock stud up and sayd, "Sauran you must go find da gate to the netherworld!!!11 All of Genshoko's spring is gong dere! And stup da theiv huz short and has a swrod, she;'s a fukin looser human n she4 sux! Kill her hard ok!?"

Den Shitty Handcock disappeard into da snow!!!1 I stod dere for a min.................. And I startd walking to da Forest of Magic!!

Nine West · « **Reply #54 on:** November 03, 2009, 07:37:15 AM »

The spelling and grammar get progressively worse as the story goes on.

I'll await the final chapter to this heartily. :D

Pesco · « **Reply #55 on:** November 03, 2009, 07:38:20 AM »

Determiner preposition adjective noun verb complementizer adjective preposition adverb.

Dragoshi · « **Reply #56 on:** November 03, 2009, 07:43:27 AM »

...I don't know what's better. 'Ritty Bedrock' or 'Shitty Handcock'.

I mean both are equally 'what'-tastic in terms of use, but I can't figure out which one is funnier.

Mr_Bob · « **Reply #57 on:** November 03, 2009, 08:33:16 AM »

Is a grammatically correct and articulate version written before you subject it to atrocities in language form?
How long does it take to crappify what was written, before it becomes the brain poison?

Dead Princess Sakana · « **Reply #58 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:12:28 AM »

I can't even start to imagine what pain you have to go through while writing this stuff.

Quote from: Mr_Bob on November 03, 2009, 08:33:16 AM

Is a grammatically correct and articulate version written before you subject it to atrocities in language form?

Is there really any human who could stand doing THAT to a grammatically correct text?

trancehime · « **Reply #59 on:** November 03, 2009, 09:53:54 AM »

I had too much fun reading Chapter 5 to my CPMC buddies.

Author Topic: Cherribloxically (Read 15390 times)

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