Author Topic: 2017 "Real" (& Fantasy) Football Thread - Super Bowl Long IIsland  (Read 133188 times)

Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #390 on: November 13, 2017, 12:33:50 AM »
Packers won, I'm finally gonna get another fantasy win, and Martellus Bennett is being exposed for the piece of shit that he is.

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #391 on: November 13, 2017, 03:35:56 PM »
Hmmm I guess the only way I win this week against Kilga is if Cam breaks his leg or something on the first play. Uhhh, welp

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #392 on: November 13, 2017, 03:37:40 PM »
Hmmm I guess the only way I win this week against Kilga is if Cam breaks his leg or something on the first play. Uhhh, welp

Same.  Basically need the entire Panthers offense and defense to completely shit the bed against the... who are they playing this week?

*checks*

... Miami.  Right.

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #393 on: November 13, 2017, 03:40:12 PM »
This wouldn't even be an issue if I hadn't panicked and stuck Hilton back in over Smith-Schuster at the last second. Fuck meeeeeeee
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #394 on: November 14, 2017, 01:32:18 PM »
I'm still in first place, but no longer really feel I deserve it <_<

Losing my QBs and Zeke has really put a number on my team.

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« Reply #395 on: November 14, 2017, 02:13:41 PM »
Well, if you lose again, you probably won't be in first after tiebreakers anyway :V
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #396 on: November 14, 2017, 02:29:15 PM »
I love fantasy until I lose horribly then I hate fantasy again

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #397 on: November 14, 2017, 02:36:37 PM »
Hey Vic

Cam Newton is pretty a'ight
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #398 on: November 14, 2017, 03:02:06 PM »
Hey Vic

Cam Newton is pretty a'ight
YEAH NOW THAT THEY'RE FINALLY USING HIM ON DESIGNED RUN PLAYS WHICH ACTUALLY STRETCH THE GODDAMN FIELD SINCE HE'S PROBABLY THE BEST RUNNER IN THE ENTIRE GODDAMN LEAGUE BUT WHEN THEY WERE KEEPING HIM IN THE POCKET TEAMS COULD JUST FORCE HIM TO OVERTHROW HIS SLOW GIANT RECEIVERS (WHICH HE'S REALLY DAMN GOOD AT DOING) SINCE THEY KNEW HE WASN'T TRYING TO RUN! I STILL WANT MIKE SHULA AND MARTY HURNEY THROWN INTO THE SURFACE OF THE SUN BECAUSE GOD KNOWS IF WE DON'T WIN THE FUCKING SUPER BOWL THIS YEAR HURNEY WILL GIVE CAPTAIN MUNNERLYN A TRILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT AND WE'LL REGRESS SO BAD THAT WE'LL BE RELEGATED TO NAIA DIVISION 3!

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #399 on: November 15, 2017, 10:05:21 PM »
And so, the saga of Zeke's suspension appeal doth come to a close, rendering him eligible to return in week 17.

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« Reply #400 on: November 15, 2017, 10:39:05 PM »
I still have 237 running backs that I'm varying degrees of satisfied with. You want any? (I can't remember if the fantasy trade deadline has passed or not.)
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #401 on: November 17, 2017, 04:26:51 AM »
Getting the shit kicked outta me by AB in my pay league.  Getting the shit literally kicked outta me by Boswell in MOTK league. :(

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #402 on: November 17, 2017, 04:29:08 AM »
who left Big Ben on his bench? well guess what, it's me

Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #403 on: November 20, 2017, 02:39:47 AM »
In light of todays performance, I am now doubting that Hundley is better than Kaep. However, I'm hoping that GB loses out and thus don't want to sign Kaep, in the event he luckboxes a win or two.
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #404 on: November 20, 2017, 04:27:43 AM »
It'd just be easier to admit you're racist, you know <_<
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #405 on: November 20, 2017, 04:43:39 AM »
I got a combined 11.70 points from my 2 starting QBs, not even 1/3 of what my bench QB did. I need one catch for 3 yards from Paul Richardson to win and I'm just not sure it'll happen.

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« Reply #406 on: November 20, 2017, 08:37:28 AM »
You left big Ben on bench. You deserve to lose.

Also RIP Edible lul

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #407 on: November 20, 2017, 09:35:36 AM »
You left big Ben on bench. You deserve to lose.
Based on what exactly? Save for week 8 (when Dak died) he's been he's been outplayed and outperformed every single week by either Dak or Alex Smith or both. Ben had also thrown for more than 300 yards only twice this season, one of which was a dud against Jacksonville in which he scored 7.58 fantasy points. Additionally, Thursday night games are notorious for terrible QB performances. Further, Tennessee has a good -- not great -- defense, but not one that would a very tantalizing matchup. Beyond that, I have a way better team than you this year.

In short: suck my dick you fuckman

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #408 on: November 20, 2017, 01:07:31 PM »
FANTASY FOOOOOOOOTBAAAAAAALL

Karma for having every team shit the bed against me all season is finally catching up.

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #409 on: November 20, 2017, 02:46:10 PM »
I may have whiffed on my early hype of the Bucs being the team to win the NFC South while the Falcons stay home, but that's currently the exact thing that is happening, just with the Saints subbing in for the Bucs

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #410 on: November 21, 2017, 02:31:19 PM »
Oh fuck I'm now in first place in the league! I've gone into the playoffs in first 3 different times and didn't win the league any of those times. I gotta lose a game again!

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #411 on: November 21, 2017, 02:45:52 PM »
:fail:

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #412 on: November 21, 2017, 03:26:02 PM »
:( No more winning streak for me
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« Reply #413 on: November 21, 2017, 04:57:54 PM »
:V
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« Reply #414 on: November 22, 2017, 07:41:39 AM »
I'm so close to finally outscoring my points against :V

Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #415 on: November 22, 2017, 12:08:04 PM »
I'm gonna blame my unluckiness that I have the most points scored against me, by far, and not my poor drafting skills for my last place finish.
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #416 on: November 23, 2017, 07:53:55 PM »
Why is this the one week I'm playing against Kyle Rudolph in both this league and my pay league :V

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« Reply #417 on: November 23, 2017, 08:10:07 PM »
His red nose is lighting the way to the end zone :V :V :V
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #418 on: November 26, 2017, 03:35:20 PM »
lmao the only good game today is Rams-Saints and it won't even been that good with 3 dudes missing on defense. they didn't even flex this game into SNF for some reason??? lmao just lmao

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #419 on: November 26, 2017, 04:14:30 PM »
I imagine you don't want to hear this but I expect Panthers/Jets to be an enjoyable watch to a neutral observer. It's tough to flex Steelers/Packers out of SNF though, even if Rodgers is injured.
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