Author Topic: 2017 "Real" (& Fantasy) Football Thread - Super Bowl Long IIsland  (Read 133522 times)

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[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #331 on: October 22, 2017, 11:40:57 PM »
* Purvis Washington goes to eat supper.

"Ah, the Bengal's game is on! Ah, they're getting a proper shutout by their rivals-who-don't-consider-them-rivals-in-turn! Oh, an update on what happened in other games. I see my highest ranked player just got his fucking arm torn off! Well then!

Man these tacos and sausage nachoes are good, though."

Edit: Wow, most of my dudes underperformed by a lot. Death to foobaw.
« Last Edit: October 22, 2017, 11:58:45 PM by Purvis Washington »

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #332 on: October 23, 2017, 01:47:42 AM »
I think it's time to write a premid-season screed about this awful team

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #333 on: October 23, 2017, 02:23:56 AM »
Do it. Do it for all the teams.

(Also get the secret santos up and running, so we actually have time to shop for an and send things!)

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #334 on: October 23, 2017, 01:55:46 PM »
The Colts are abysmal.  The Panthers look lost.  The Cardinals are hopeless without Palmer.  The Broncos are a shell of what they could be.  The Falcons haven't recovered at all from the SB loss.

This has been an informative week.

Also, I'm still probably undefeated :V

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #335 on: October 23, 2017, 03:11:37 PM »
Meanwhile:

* Everyone in the AFC East is, at the very least, decent, including the Jets somehow
* JAGS BABY
* Depending on the results of tonight's game, the best record in the league belongs to Carson Fuckin' Wentz
* Jared Goff is on top of his division
* [Insert Minnesota QB of the week here] and Latavius Murray's corpse are on top of theirs

This is a weird-ass year.
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #336 on: October 23, 2017, 11:55:32 PM »
RIP Joe Thomas' arm. The shining beacon in the midst of the tire fire that is the Cleveland Browns.
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #337 on: October 24, 2017, 04:16:09 AM »
Has there ever been such a clear Hall of Fame shoe-in on such a perennially dogshit team?

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« Reply #338 on: October 24, 2017, 07:45:21 AM »
Has there ever been such a clear Hall of Fame shoe-in on such a perennially dogshit team?

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #339 on: October 24, 2017, 11:26:57 AM »
Also, I'm still probably undefeated :V

WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #340 on: October 24, 2017, 09:22:52 PM »
I am not good at this.

I just realized that I have EIGHT players on a bye this week.
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #341 on: October 25, 2017, 02:12:45 AM »
Man, and I thought I had it bad with almost my entire bench filled with Bye people and like no options.

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #342 on: October 27, 2017, 12:01:23 AM »
TIL Drew Magary wrote that legendary KSK Rex Grossman fantasy blog post.
[22:40:12] <Drake> "guys i donwloaded esod but its not workan"
[22:40:21] <Drake> REPORTED
[22:40:25] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> PROBATED
[22:40:30] <Drake> ORGASM
[22:40:32] <NaturallyOccurringChoja> FUCK YEAH

[22:28:39] <Edible> Mafia would be a much easier game if we were playing "spot the asshole"

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #343 on: October 29, 2017, 05:57:32 PM »
TIL Drew Magary wrote that legendary KSK Rex Grossman fantasy blog post.

Right?  The world is shocking sometimes.

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« Reply #344 on: October 29, 2017, 08:01:18 PM »
Bengals vs Colts must be something today, Dad's been shouting a lot of racial slurs at the TV today.

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #345 on: October 30, 2017, 01:49:32 AM »
WE'LL JUST SEE ABOUT THAT

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #346 on: October 30, 2017, 12:24:51 PM »
Jack Doyle 2017 Fantasy MVP
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #347 on: October 31, 2017, 02:08:46 AM »
Welp I quit fantasy

Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #348 on: October 31, 2017, 03:02:12 AM »
I essentially just had 0 players I could play this week. I had a total of ELEVEN players I couldn't play (the entire roster is 20 spots ffs)

Parker inactive, Bryant "suspended," Pryor scored 0, 8 players on a bye.

Also, not that it would actually matter, but playing against the top scorer or 2nd top scorer every week feels bad man lol
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #349 on: October 31, 2017, 03:18:12 AM »
Well, he kinda has Deshaun Watson who played a classic shootout and also has 2 double-digit DSTs for this week.
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #350 on: October 31, 2017, 05:31:11 AM »
This has just been a very silly year for fantasy football.

ALSO ZEKE'S SUSPENDED AGAIN FOR REAL THIS TIME THOUGH MAYBE?

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #351 on: October 31, 2017, 06:16:02 PM »
Checked the sports page and TIL Jimmy Garapolopopao is now a 49er.  :o
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #352 on: October 31, 2017, 06:35:10 PM »
Yeah, this trade deadline has been bananas.

Garoppolo to SF
Marcell Dareus to Jax
Jay Ajayi to Philly
Duane Brown to Seattle
Jeremy Lane to HOU

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« Reply #353 on: October 31, 2017, 11:21:28 PM »
Kelvin Benjamin to the Bills for a 3rd and 7th wew.
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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #354 on: October 31, 2017, 11:30:56 PM »
And nix the Jeremy Lane to HOU bit, he failed his physical.  Huh.

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #355 on: November 01, 2017, 03:59:53 PM »
Kelvin Benjamin to the Bills for a 3rd and 7th wew.
I am so fucking mad.

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« Reply #356 on: November 01, 2017, 04:00:13 PM »

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #357 on: November 01, 2017, 04:12:19 PM »
Hey Vic

Remember when you guys fired Dave Gettleman and re-hired the bum fucking GM who managed the Panthers into a dumpster

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Re: 2017 "Real" & Fantasy Football Thread - Madden: The Gathering
« Reply #359 on: November 01, 2017, 04:36:27 PM »
Hey Vic

Remember when you guys fired Dave Gettleman and re-hired the bum fucking GM who managed the Panthers into a dumpster
THE ONLY PERSON I HATE MORE THAN DAVE GETTLEMAN IS ACTUALLY TWO PEOPLE AND ONE OF THEM IS MARTY FUCKING HURNEY!

THE OTHER IS MIKE SHULA