Author Topic: Homestuck Thread: It begins... again... again... again, FINAL COUNTDOWN edition  (Read 74921 times)

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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #30 on: October 25, 2014, 06:12:42 AM »
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so how many characters did we see get brutally slaughtered in mere minutes

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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #31 on: October 25, 2014, 06:16:33 AM »
Well.
That was a thing.

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It was so good seeing Caliborn getting the shit beat out of him. How cathartic.
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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #32 on: October 25, 2014, 08:31:45 AM »
I don't even remember any of this. I think I have to go back and reread.

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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #33 on: October 25, 2014, 08:40:53 AM »
Well.

Wow.

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So WHO survived?
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Also man, this actually shaken me a little. Probably less that it would have done so a year ago though.

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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #34 on: October 25, 2014, 12:16:46 PM »
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Pretty awesome song.

And yeah, I'm gonna have to reread this whole setup I think <_<

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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #35 on: October 25, 2014, 01:42:59 PM »
The song is Carne Vale from the Cherubim album. I may have listened to it a few hundred times over the break <.<
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There's no way this is what actually happens. Either John is going to fix it or someone's going back in time. At least we can see why Aranea isn't suposed to be there!

Edit, from MSPA discussion thread:
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"Listen guys, the flash is named ?GAME OVER?. What do you do when you get a game over? You start from your last save. What?s missing from the page under the flash? The save link. GAME OVER. NO SAVE. TRY AGAIN."
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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #36 on: October 25, 2014, 05:30:00 PM »
I don't even remember any of this. I think I have to go back and reread.
And yeah, I'm gonna have to reread this whole setup I think <_<
Just read the wikipedia plot synopsis. No one should've to go through the whole damn thing again.
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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2014, 05:36:20 PM »
yeah it's kinda weird to immediately jump back into that situation so hard when it was a pressure-filled arena from A YEAR AGO
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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2014, 06:32:12 PM »
well now i remember why i read this comic :V
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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2014, 06:45:46 PM »
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well that confirmed that this is the doomed timeline they created as I forgot who mentioned it before

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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2014, 06:47:43 PM »
Not gonna lie. I laughed a true laugh at Caliborn getting his face beaten in, and then just laying there with his "What...the fuck?" expression.

Also this is the update where everyone forgot how to dodge.

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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #41 on: October 25, 2014, 06:48:38 PM »
Also this is the update where everyone forgot how to dodge.

Somewhere Piccolo is internally screaming after reading this

Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #42 on: October 25, 2014, 07:01:59 PM »
body count because damn:
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Beta kids:
John: Alive
Dave: DEAD (killed by Jacks AGAIN, was God Tier but it counted as Heroic because he defended Jade)
Rose: Killed but could be revived by God Tier powers (Killed by Condesce's spear, but no judgement was given)
Jade: DEAD for a while (Killed by falling tower, counted as Just)

Alpha Kids:
Jake: DEAD (Killed by Aranea, was God Tier but it counted at Heroic)
Dirk: MIA but last seen Alive
Roxy: Alive
Jane: DEAD (Killed by Aranea, was God Tier but it counted at Just)

BETA TROLLS:
100% ALL DEAD NOWAlmost everyone is Dead
Karkat: Killed by Gamzee no fucks given RIP
Gamzee: Fucking CHAINSAW'D #REKT #He's probably still alive
Kanaya: Laser'd by the Condesce
Terezi: Seppuku'd by Aranea But somehow shown alive right after

ALPHA TROLLS:
Well they were all already dead for ages, but I think Aranea is about to get re-death'd unless the ring gives immortality

OTHER:
Caliborn: Had his shit kicked in by Egbert fuck yes
Beta Lands of What and Evers: All fucked up by Aranea's and the Condesce's psychic rage


Basically all kids and trolls died except for John, Rose, Roxy, Dirk, Terezi and possibly Gamzee and Aranea
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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #43 on: October 25, 2014, 10:41:05 PM »
body count because damn:
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Terezi was last seen pulling the cane out of her, so she might still be alive, and Rose was hit by the spear but Roxy teleported her away before a finishing blow could be dealt, so she's likely still alive as well.

I just hope the Mayor is ok.
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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #44 on: October 25, 2014, 10:44:13 PM »
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Terezi was last seen pulling the cane out of her, so she might still be alive, and Rose was hit by the spear but Roxy teleported her away before a finishing blow could be dealt, so she's likely still alive as well.

I just hope the Mayor is ok.
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i said rose was fine :V

TZ maaaaybe, be she was also tossed really far while impaled

and if god tiers can't survive being impaled but tz can then uh that would be wierd

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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #45 on: October 25, 2014, 11:42:59 PM »
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i said rose was fine :V

TZ maaaaybe, be she was also tossed really far while impaled

and if god tiers can't survive being impaled but tz can then uh that would be wierd
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You listed her as killed, which probably wasn't the case since there was no judgment. But no matter, the end result is the same; she's probably not going to have her appearances restricted to dream bubbles for now.


EDIT:
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Now Aranea is dead again lol
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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #46 on: October 26, 2014, 03:03:54 AM »
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You listed her as killed, which probably wasn't the case since there was no judgment. But no matter, the end result is the same; she's probably not going to have her appearances restricted to dream bubbles for now.


EDIT:
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Now Aranea is dead again lol
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Killed but not DEAD, there's a difference :V

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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #47 on: October 26, 2014, 03:53:33 AM »
EDIT:
Spoiler:
Now Aranea is dead again lol
JUST

:getdown:

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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #48 on: October 26, 2014, 10:33:19 PM »
Now it is FedoraFreak's time to shine.

Also still waiting for the falling refrigerator from Act 2(?) to come back.

Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #49 on: October 26, 2014, 11:52:52 PM »
Rewatched and oops I missed the part where
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Terezi is in fact alive, which uh kinda doesn't make sense because GOD TIERS died when being impaled but meanwhile Terezi is fine. Maybe Gamzee shared some of his secret immortality Faygo with her?

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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #50 on: October 27, 2014, 06:13:25 PM »
Okay, I pressed rewind for a bit and refreshed my memory with the various goings-on.

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well that confirmed that this is the doomed timeline they created as I forgot who mentioned it before

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Meenah mentioned that because Aranea interfered with the ring, it created a doomed timeline.  Aranea was well aware of this and didn't care because her ultimate goal had little to do with timelines at all.

Rewatched and oops I missed the part where
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Terezi is in fact alive, which uh kinda doesn't make sense because GOD TIERS died when being impaled but meanwhile Terezi is fine. Maybe Gamzee shared some of his secret immortality Faygo with her?
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Terezi was stabbing the everloving shit out of Gamzee earlier and he was just fine.  I think her weapon just has really low DPS after three years of inactivity. <_<

Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #51 on: October 27, 2014, 06:40:57 PM »
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But Gamzee is potentially immortal. He got filled with bullets by Caliborn and was fine afterwards remember?

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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #52 on: October 27, 2014, 07:07:38 PM »
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Gamzee is the trollmorphic personification of clowns and is therefore an universal constant :V

...I actually wouldn't be surprised if this turned out to be the case tbh
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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #53 on: October 28, 2014, 01:31:20 AM »
Imma say it again.

The only one who can defeat Gamzee is Jake, in the ring. Wrestling is the only way to defeat a juggalo.

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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #54 on: October 28, 2014, 11:10:34 PM »
Gamzee has literal and intentional plot armor. He's not going to die even when killed.

Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #55 on: October 29, 2014, 02:26:06 AM »
The fact that suddenly nobody has plot armor is actually evidence that this whole thing is a
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doomed timeline
.

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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #56 on: October 31, 2014, 12:38:35 AM »
The fact that suddenly nobody has plot armor is actually evidence that this whole thing is a
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doomed timeline
.

As if that wasn't some spidertroll's plan to begin with?

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Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #58 on: October 31, 2014, 06:31:06 PM »
we broken age now

Re: Homestuck Thread ver. 2014: It begins... again
« Reply #59 on: October 31, 2014, 11:26:14 PM »
As if that wasn't some spidertroll's plan to begin with?
Well, yeah, I know that was her plan. The whole
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getting strangled and then her neck broken by the Condesce
thing, not so much ... ;)