Author Topic: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom  (Read 15585 times)

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #60 on: August 13, 2009, 11:18:47 PM »
It would be pretty amusing if he was trolling you as well

Anyone who's used dA is no stranger to trolls trolling trolls.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #61 on: August 14, 2009, 04:14:40 AM »
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It's quite encouraging to hear of your interest.  Unfortunately I cannot proffer a fixed named 'Position' as I am an adherent of the THREE 6 SIGMA management school which proscribes no hierarchies or other such Conceits between men.  For the same reason I am unable to furnish a concrete 'estimate' of the number of people involved with our Under-Taking for is not every man to some degree tacitly involved in the symbolic "Dialogue" of which this Feature is a part?

Sadly progress on the soundtrack is hindered as Iori 'EaZZy' E is currently in litigation with the Ass Maidens.  However, as promised I have managed to Digitize a sample for (I am sure) your satisfaction.  It may be listened to at the following URL, http://www.megaupload.com/?d=S71HQ4AO

I will further update you once I hear back from my story board artists.  Unfortunately principal photography is also having setbacks as my rotoscoping software is rendering the actors as talking animals.  I am currently experimenting with the use of makeup to force the program to animate to MY needs.

~All the best~
MaullarMaullar aka Clayton Gavin as previously stated

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #62 on: August 14, 2009, 04:22:55 AM »
YOU ARE THE NEXT KIRA.  :V

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #63 on: August 14, 2009, 04:25:16 AM »
People are going to burn.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #64 on: August 14, 2009, 04:35:16 AM »
That one was a bit odd. Are you going off-track on purpose? :V

Is what I was going to say, until I listened to the track.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #65 on: August 14, 2009, 12:59:19 PM »
THREE 6 SIGMA management school which proscribes no hierarchies or other such Conceits between men. 

I am in love with you, sir. 

KEEP GOING UNTIL YOU GET HIS MAILING ADDRESS

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #66 on: August 14, 2009, 02:37:08 PM »
This, is the best idea ever, since the HP>0 plan, which is fool proof in every way, if you stick to it.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #67 on: August 14, 2009, 05:11:24 PM »
Quote from: Pani-Poni-Tenshi
I've downloaded the soundtrack from the link you gave, but there a slight problem.
Whatever program you've used to export the MP3, says that you need register the program to do so and all I get is a message about registering to software. Therefore I have failed to listen to the soundtrack. So I think it's best if you find an alternative way to export the MP3,send me the original file and recomend a software needed to listen to the soundtrack or ask Iori himself to export the MP3 for you and send it to me. Use whatever method that suits you best.

Too bad to hear about set back in retroscoping, but don't worry, I'm sure we all can pull through this! There were bound to be problems along the way, it's just getting around that thats the main issue. Things will turn out fine.

I hope the retroscoping goes well for you and I really do look forward to listening to the soundtrack once you fix this minor problem. I'm also looking forward to about update after you hear from the storyboard artists.

~Aothesis (Aaron Ifill)

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #68 on: August 14, 2009, 05:22:36 PM »
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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #69 on: August 14, 2009, 06:05:34 PM »
Poor kid has totally fallen for it.

What now?

do we tell him there is an invading army of 60 year old virgin lesbians?
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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #70 on: August 14, 2009, 06:08:03 PM »
Tell him one of the actors died in production
Wotters gonna' wot


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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #71 on: August 14, 2009, 06:14:20 PM »
and it is his fault.

The actor is so disappointed with his art on deviantart he offed himself with erotic asphyxiation.
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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #72 on: August 14, 2009, 09:10:18 PM »

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #73 on: August 29, 2009, 09:54:31 PM »
Quote from: Pani-Poni-Tenshi
Hey Clayton, I just wriing to see how the progress of the project is going along and I would like to ask if there is anything that I'm suppose to be doing while the storyboard artists are working on their behalf. Well since this is a joint project we are untaking, I was just wondering if there anything that I'm suppose to get on with while you guy work.
I am willing to start anytime now.

Hope to hear from you soon
~Aothesis (Aaron Ifill)

This was a while ago.  I'd been traveling and moving, so I couldn't reply, but now it's time to close things up.

Quote from: me
Dear Friend,

Sorry for my long lapse in communication.  I've been working on principal photography in Kansas--at least, nominally.

You see, I was able to circumvent the talking-animal issue with my rotoscoping software by switching to a black-market Chinese program.  However, said program is set to draw all busts one size smaller, thus allowing older actresses to portray children (you may recall the converse scenario at the 2008 Beijing Olympics.)

Of course, to preserve the 'Vision' of the Project I would have to somehow compensate for the reduction.  A Mohican witch doctor supplied me with a remedy that ultimately caused my lead actress REDACTED's breasts to turn what she has described in her legal complaint against me as a 'taco color.'

It goes without saying that I have countersued Ms. REDACTED in addition to my makeup artist, gaffer, fluffer, the Ass Maidens and my chief investor.  I also attempted to sue the aforementioned Mohican witch doctor, only to be informed the quack had shifted to wolf form to evade me.  When I tracked down said wolf, I was UNLAWFULLY arrested by Park Services before I could serve the complaint upon him.  I am of course bringing legal action against Park Services as well.

My attorney Teren D. Jones (B.A. Anthropology 2011, DeVry University Online) has advised me to halt all work on the Project for the time being.  Production will resume as soon as all legal matters are settled; Atty. Jones says my case is "definitely a slam dunk," so you shouldn't have to wait for long!

~~Yours in Christ, MaullarMaullar aka Clayton Gavin~~

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #74 on: August 29, 2009, 10:06:01 PM »
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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #75 on: August 29, 2009, 10:17:29 PM »
lol at "taco color" inb4Pakocolor.

Poor kid is totally falling for it.

This shameful piece of shit was made by a certain Anonymous-Fairy, but is now deleted- bawwwww.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #76 on: August 29, 2009, 10:35:34 PM »
I sense countertroll myself. But if he actually fell for it I'm laughing my ass off.


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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #77 on: August 29, 2009, 10:38:34 PM »
I sense countertroll myself. But if he actually fell for it I'm laughing my ass off.

I wouldn't be surprised if it was, in all honesty. Though either way, it's still kinda amusing. :V
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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #78 on: August 29, 2009, 10:41:43 PM »
If he was falling for it and he sees that PM, he will know he was getting messed around with.

And then we laugh.

This shameful piece of shit was made by a certain Anonymous-Fairy, but is now deleted- bawwwww.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #79 on: August 29, 2009, 10:46:50 PM »
I think you need to dial it back a little, Maullar. The thing about the lead's breasts is starting to veer this story into absurd territory. Bring it down a bit to something more believable, if you're not already being countertrolled.

This is pretty funny stuff, though, I have to say.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #80 on: August 29, 2009, 11:58:13 PM »
omikami's points are null because he's married


WITH KIDS

ahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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haha

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #81 on: August 30, 2009, 01:28:07 AM »
Dissection.

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Dear Friend,

Ohohoohoho

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black-market Chinese

Redundant.

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A Mohican witch doctor

Was it the last one?

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'taco color.'

I immediately thought corn tortillas.

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Ass Maidens

I see what you did there.

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had shifted to wolf form

Where was Midna?

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DeVry University Online

Lol

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~~Yours in Christ, MaullarMaullar aka Clayton Gavin~~
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Surprise! He's an atheist!

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #82 on: August 30, 2009, 02:01:05 AM »
Hell, even if he's counter trolling, then it's just all in good fun. As such:

>Proceed


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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #83 on: August 30, 2009, 02:14:35 AM »
ahahahHAHAHAHAHAH
Best trolling fight ever.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #84 on: August 30, 2009, 02:20:49 AM »
Just seeing this thread, I decided to look at these pictures to find he shut down his account today...

So, what exactly did his artwork look like anyways? Wayback Machine usually does not archive pictures ya know.

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #85 on: August 30, 2009, 02:20:58 AM »
A match of trolling wits. Who can out-troll the other?

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #86 on: August 30, 2009, 02:22:13 AM »
He shut down his account today...
MAULLAR WINS

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #87 on: August 30, 2009, 02:23:30 AM »

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Re: A DeviantArt Story, or: How I'm killing the fandom
« Reply #88 on: August 30, 2009, 02:54:17 AM »

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